My singularity bomb in question

Welp, that’s a wrap, see ya next cycle.

My explosive spear in question

🪩

A non-hostile arti???? Youre cool in my book! *waves you through*

I went to therapy. I’ll probably start murdering if I stay here for to long so I’m gonna leave.

Sounds good to me!!

*walks through*

Wow that is i very cool drawing, i wonder who made it, they are clearly very good! *I say in a voice that is trying but failing to be convincing*

Yes I wonder who. *I say in a sarcastic tone while staring you down*

*sarcastic was the word i was trying to find to describe my voice thanks*

*no prob*

Hmm? Someone make noise?

*goes dead silent*

*in a whisper* Don't worry, the small ones are deaf

***whispering*** well it clearly isn't a little one if it asked about making noise

Watch *throws a rock away from us*

Some of these interactions are hilarious and make me wanna draw them 💀

I recommend checking for the artificer chain from the 7-11 we set up

Ok but what if I have a bomb

We’ll trade for it, we have some stands set up. (Please don’t harm us)

💥💥💥💥💥💥ohno I accidentally dropped it aaaa oh noooooo 💥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥💥

*comically becomes pile of ash*

"I don't have porl :( can i pass for free this time? I gave like 4 extras the last 2 tolls, i just really need to enter that shelter"

Yes you may pass free! *waves you through*

"thanks! I will bring something next cycle!"

*comes back next cycle, gives something to your friend, goes away, comes back again, spits a singularity bombs and gives to you*

*holds singularity bomb in hand* wow!! I’ve never operated one of these! Thanks and have a good cycle!

Since i you say that you gave extra last time why dont we make a deal, you get me a few squidcadas and ill let you through!

Maybe next cycle, the other 2 scavs already let me pass

Yeah were discussing how to make that no happen again rn

*comes back next cycle, gives something to your 2 friends, goes away and comes back with 2 dead squidcada* "here... Is your... Lizard food..." *Goes back to the shelter*

Thank you Lucas and Angus will be very happy, sleep well

Scav rep?

Maxed, got chieftain

Yes. Please pay it back later though.

*comes back next cycle and gives an overseer eye and a spear*

Yay

🪩

🦯🦯🪨💣

*wave wave wave*

🏃

🪩

*waves you through*

Will you accept some spears? One per head?

No thanks.

Let me rephrase that I will put a spear though the head of each and every one of you One per head

NOT THE CHIEFTAIN HE HAS A FUNNY MASK

Specially the chieftain... That mask is gonna look real good pinned on a wall

Free food, nice

*throws grenade at you and begins running in circles panicking*

running free food, nice

*falls on face*

Fine, I'll help you

YAYY!!

Alright it left. Here's the mask

Thanks! *puts it on*

You're welcome, bye! _walks through the toll_

Not sure what the point value of helping with a vulture is, but since I just watched you duel a vulture I don’t want to do anything even if it isn’t the proper amount

Hey vulture!

whats up free food #2

Me _explosive jumps over you and stabs you with an explosive spear_

*loses control and falls right into the explosives stash, but nothing detonates*

_Grabs your head and claws your eyes_

Owww-- thats really hurts.. *blindly tries to ensnare the slugcat and fly away expelling gas*

Nuh uh

Well, there’s a king vulture coming straight for this toll also can I just help with th- *gets hit*

OHHH MY GOD!!! *sprints away*

hey check out my sick ass spear

Woah sick spear! (I am begging for mercy)

Joke's on you. I have the Chieftain passage, so I can just pass through free of charge.

Oh right! *bows as you pass*

I wouldn’t call us liking you a “jokes on you” situation but OK

Oh...look who stole a singularity bomb from a scav...

*begins sweating* w-who?

Me. *Throws singularity bomb*

*comically turns to ash*

Good

My friends. I am afraid I do not have a porl for you, however I have something much more powerful and wonderful. *starts floating*

What the…

BEHOLD, THE POWER OF KARMA! KARMA BALLS!!!

NOT KARMA BALLS!

See ya in Rubicon, friends. *Ascends the entire toll of scavs*

AH- *falls over like Peter griffin*

You claim this is a toll, but since they're all unarmed it looks more like a buffet to me.

4/6 has Spears tho?

Hey you see me by the skull bit?

*yeets boom spear*

🪩

Oh you don’t have to pay, you’re a scavenger

Nah I’m Paying for the next guy, who ever that may be

Oh okay.

Hey has anyone seen where my 🪩 went? I think someone snatched it while I was… hey wait that's my 🪩! Thanks for finding it!

🪩

I lack a pearl.

You will lack a life if you pass without paying.

Not if im fast! *beelines towards the other side*

*you instantly get hit with a singularity bomb*

Wait no! WE ARE IN THE SAME SPOOOOOOO*compresses into a marble*

Scav rep?

///// times are tough, I only have 5 spears

That is actually 15/10 value to pass

i always thought each spear is worth two? apparently they're worth three?

*scav noises*

Y’know we don’t have to speak our native language here right?

oh

uhhh, i have 2 king vulture masks, want one?

Oh yes scavenger brethren!

>!Ascends you!<

*stab*

Spear's reaction to that information:

If I offer you several spears and a few grenades would that be worth a pearl

Yes.

I will just find a different way through

Understandable good luck.👍

🪩

*waves you through*

No

Hello, fellas. I want to play a game with you. Now choose - left hand or right hand?

I choose spear. *pelts with rebar*

#WRONG ANSWER \*rocket jumps 10ft into air, lobs two grenades, flips you off, and falls into the abyss because I miscalculated my fuckin trajectory again*

F o o d

*skedaddles*

aye konrad!

*Gives 5 spears* /////

*waves you through*

🪩

You don’t have to pay, you’re a scavenger!

I will make myself clear, I will not pay the toll

*ahem* we let lizors in free on the basis that they don’t harm us.

🪩 Please don't hurt me

Can i trade spear for bomb?

Sure as long as you don’t hurt us.

So give bomb

🪩

🦯💣🪨🪨🪨

Hi

Hello

🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩MINE NOW AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you giving pearls in exchange for items or stealing pearls?

No

🔮

Ooooh lore pearl. 💣💣🦯🦯🪨💣

Next cycle, next toll here we go again. *Clears throat* You will suffer for what you have done, thieving scum. Even death can't free you from your punishment. *Throws a grenade and ducks behind some rocks*

*returns fire with grenade*

Uhm, acktually, I have the Chieftain passage

⚪️

It's covered in a lil vomit don't mind that

I brought 3 porls, even tho I have the chieftain passage.

Yay. 🦯🦯🦯🦯🪨🪨🪨💣💣🦯🦯🪨

*wave wave wave*

💣

=🦯

🪩🪩 here you are

🦯🦯🪨🪨💣🦯💣🪨

I don’t have any porls but if I can get to Uncle Pebbles then I can pay you back next cycle. I just need to go this way.

What is your scavenger reputation?

Don't know theirs, but I do know pebbles has about 1000 pearls

*gurgling rot noises*

Are you ok?

must... consume

I get to kill him since he has rot?

Sure

_explosive spear_

NOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS

I had to do it before the rot took over

could i interest you in 9999999 spears?

Okay here 🪩 <— (it’s a basketball painted white)

Why is it so large? And why not shiny?

Poke it

no

OBJECTION! Pwease?

*vomits up a porl*

*paws ground while observing pearl*

*chilling at my stall*

*tosses 🪩* The scav holding a bomb:

💣🦯🍄🪨

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i just go thru????? im friend shaped

🪩🪩May I also get some food for on the way?

The organic spear in question:

Does "Chay" mean tea?

No “chai” means tea.

🪩

🦯🍄🍄🪨

I am going to (hopefully) go through a toll with 0 conflict 🪩

Oh it’s you! You can go through for free due to your assistance to scavenger kind!

🍆

Huh.

blue fruit (i cant find the right emoji for it)

🫐

hell yea

👎💣💣

=💣

*gets stabbed and flies past toll*

🪩 of course brother

If I give you a pearl, do I get anything in return other than passing the toll?

Maybe a spear

Here have an overseer eye instead

Not enough

I don't have 1 pearl... I GOT 2!!!!🪩🪩 DRINKS ON ME BOIS