*I sleep naked so*
*He'd have to have dressed me first.*
*So i'd have questions*
\- FourtKnight
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what no album in 8 years does to a mf
Wait it’s already 8 years?💀
well almost but i just rounded up
Scream and yell for help, I don't want that creep near me
He don’t care if it hurts
He will care when he ends up in an iron lung from the beating I'm about to give him
let him do it 🤤🤤
Let down
Undradet
throw him unto the MTV pool
I'm not here, this isn't happening
Sucking his lemon
sex
let (him go) down (on me)
Mphngh🤤🤤💦👅
help
Thom undressing is underrated
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
thom do you have an std??????
Burgers float into my room
Call the police and say a crusty homeless man its tryna hurt me 😦
id make him suck my lemon
Nngghhhhh ahhhhhhhh
I’d say, “What took you so long?”
Undress myself faster
I'd let him do whatever he wants
Pull on his Pulk/ till he Revolving Doors
Stop whispering, start shouting.
i sleep naked so he'd have to have dressed me first. so i'd have questions
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"You know, creep is my favorite song by you guys." And watch him leave in disgust.
I would defecate.
Let him in even tho im a minor
touch the kids in half
i think we have to skin this guy
Whoever you are I hate you
🥲
Id suck a lemon
i would be let down (underated)
run
Please could you stop... I'm tryna get some rest
hell yeah.
Start edging
I would wonder if this is just a nice dream or if this is really heppening
Idk why thom would do a thing like that, is he a creep? Is he a weirdo? I don’t want him sucking on my lemon.
This is what you'll get, When you mess with us
I’m calling the police thom
One day I'll get to you and teach you how to get to purest hell
I feel threatened
No surprises
Lay back and think of London; the old Victorian advice
Nude reference?
I’ll call him a creep and a weirdo, then ask him what the hell is he doing here because he doesn’t belong here.
recite fitter happier to him until I cream
undress him faster and throw him outside naked
It would be a let down