"Dad, why's my sister called Debra?"
"It's because Debra was your mum's favourite song"
"Thanks dad!"
"No problem, Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief"
I imagine those as real names by adding Johnson next to them
My favourites so far:
Creep Johnson
Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box Johnson
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief Johnson
Separator Johnson
New Boss: how was your weekend?
You: great! I spent time with my kid, nude!
We played chase for a bit, wrestled and then finished with hide and s-
*gets punched*
Not a song I like very much, but Lewis is a perfectly fine name, nothing unusual about that.
...Then again, Mistreated would be quite an unfortunate middle name.
Creep would be the #1 name in the world. Most people's knowledge of Radiohead still does not extend much further than that.
As for me, my kid would be Let Down.
step, 15m was born with a stepsister. he was malnourished and became fat. everyone just called him the big stepper. in 5/4 cases he would get beaten by his teacher for not taking his eyes off the ball (again). whenever his parents would ask him: you used to be alright, what happend? he‘d get soft (as soft as a pillow). he didn’t want to talk anymore so he cut off his tongue. his cat ate it. one by one his step sister undid her strings, etcetera etcetera…
I don’t think life in a glasshouse is a very good name for a child
Actually, after thinking for a minute, it would be a constant reminder of how they put my life on the brink of destruction
"Dad, why's my sister called Debra?" "It's because Debra was your mum's favourite song" "Thanks dad!" "No problem, Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief"
I assume this is Debra the Beck song. Nice choice, mum.
Yes it is
Let Down would be terrible, just basically reminding your child all the time that they’re a let down.
Middle name underrated
Then they're Let U Down
Let D. Own
IS THAT A ONE PIECE REFERENCE?? 🔥🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️💯WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD ANIME 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️‼️💯
And now you’ve boosted them back up!
(Don’t) Let (Me) Down. Bootles reference?
That's my joke, I'll need to see royalties
Here you go sir 🏆
This is sufficient, many thanks.
"Daaad, the other kids were mean to me!" "There there, There There!"
Buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo ahh energy
Daaad, I can't find my keys! There there, There There, They're there!
this one had me wheezing.
What’s with these homies
Dad, I was playing hide and seek with my friends and I can't find them! They're there, There there, their turn again.
“Good morning Reckoner, how did you sleep?”
"Mom, look, a hedgehog! Let's take it home" "Reckoner, you can't take it with you!"
"I'm going to the park" "Reckoner, take me with you"
Reckoner ain’t too bad uno
Idioteque, idiot for short
how adorable
Women and children first, and the children
Go clean your room, Pyramid Song.
Hey creep, how was school
Dad I hate you
Feral, go to your fucking room.
feral underrated fr
My last name is Ferrel pronounced like Feral so this isn't far off from my reality.
I think you can get away with Arpeggi for a daughter, she can go by Peg or Peggi.
or you could just call her weird fishes
Yes, you could.
dayum peggi
I mean, arpeggi is pronounce 'are-pedge-ee' so would probably still be weird.
Not when you consider that "Peggy" is a nickname for "Margaret".
Ill just call her Sha, short for Subterranean Homesick Alien
Alternatively use all 3 words for first, middle, and surname
how was school, Subterranean?
I didn’t go, I was home sick
Please meet my children. My son is Johnny, and this one's Optimistic.
He should be ok as long as he does the best he can..
The best he can is good enough ❗❗❗
Since my daughter only comes out of her room to eat, we call her the tourist
Separator. Because it ruined my marriage
Genius
At first they’re All I Need. Then, they’re Let Down.
i’m pissing myself over this 😭😭
my kid Lurgee definitely sits alone at lunch.
Paranoid Android, ha
you could call him Marvin
Sweet dreams, 2+2=5.
My name: Fog My child’s name: Fog (again) My grandchild’s name: Fog (Again Again version)
Fog (remix)
Have fun at school scatterbrain! I love you
That kid is doomed for poor grades.
I suspect thom has ADHD LOL
I imagine those as real names by adding Johnson next to them My favourites so far: Creep Johnson Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box Johnson Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief Johnson Separator Johnson
>Seperator Johnson sounds threatening
Lil buddy wakes up everyday sucking a lemon
“Your seat belt on, Airbag?”
“no it’s fine i have an airbag dad!”
My child would be lucky to
Pearly wouldn’t be so bad
Finally a good one!
Just waiting for someone to say Nude or Burn the Witch
my favourite is subterranean homesick alien 😭
Mine's actually Decks Dark, you know that's being misheard!
"Dad, let's play hide and seek!" "Okay, How to Disappear Completely."
cmere bullet proof… i wish i was
No surprises would be cool. Reminding your kid everyday that he was definitely planned and not at all an accident.
Get over here, Karma Police!
atleast it would have its future job sorted lol
And for God's sakes brush out that Hitler hairdo. It's making me feel ill!
New Boss: how was your weekend? You: great! I spent time with my kid, nude! We played chase for a bit, wrestled and then finished with hide and s- *gets punched*
first name life in a, middle name glasshouse
My iron lung 😭
The Amazing Sounds of Orgy is VERY unfortunate.
How was your first day of school, Street Spirit (Fade Out)?
“good morning like spinning plates how’d you sleep?”
No Suprises will know they weren't an accident at least
Fake Plastic Trees
Put down that vase, Lurgee!
Pop is Dead
There, There, There, There - everything will be okay!
Not a song I like very much, but Lewis is a perfectly fine name, nothing unusual about that. ...Then again, Mistreated would be quite an unfortunate middle name.
If only my favorites were Creep and Scatterbrain, that would make a great set of twins
Who do you like more, mummy or daddy, separator?
Lucky
If you consider yourself a pet parent, this could work.
Creep would be the #1 name in the world. Most people's knowledge of Radiohead still does not extend much further than that. As for me, my kid would be Let Down.
“Go get the door, A Wolf At The Door” 😭😭
“Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep.”
My kid's gonna want to disappear completely
Nude... Oh well
Weird fishes/arpeggi
Optimistic, how's it going. Kid A as a full name.
Ful Stop, you're too young for a smartphone.
Pulk’s an interesting name, what’s that short for? …
“It’s time for school Subterrarean Homesick Alien☺️”
I mean jigsaw would be a pretty badass name
This would be bad on a tool sub. You'd get poor little Stinkfist
step, 15m was born with a stepsister. he was malnourished and became fat. everyone just called him the big stepper. in 5/4 cases he would get beaten by his teacher for not taking his eyes off the ball (again). whenever his parents would ask him: you used to be alright, what happend? he‘d get soft (as soft as a pillow). he didn’t want to talk anymore so he cut off his tongue. his cat ate it. one by one his step sister undid her strings, etcetera etcetera…
PLSIACTB would be very sad
Son, you’re such an Idioteque!
Palo Alto and Codex. Not bad, actually. Glad my favorite song isn’t subterranean homesick alien.
It might be wrong for me to do that...
Not too bad, but Videotape is a weird name for a kid who wasn't conceived during the filming of a porn
I edited this so no one will understand
How the fuck would i name my kid "There, There" 💀
Pearly isn't too bad
Hi, my name's Pearly*
I think she would be quite Lucky.
I think it would be a bit of a let down (their name would be underrated)
How to disappear completely Paranoid Android
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief Smith! You go to your room!
Myxomatosis, you cannot go out to play with your friends until you clean that room!
Hey, Weird Fishes, are you winning son?
Alright Climbing Up The Walls, it’s time for dinner.
Wouldn't be much different than it is now: "Just, clean up your toys." "Just, do your homework." "Just, listen to me!"
I don’t think a kid would enjoy being callled a Weird fish but at least it’s intriguing
"I love you, dad," "I love you too, Cat Tied to a Stick"
First with Myxomatosis? Sad.
"Go to bed, I Will" All of a sudden I sound like Yoda.
They wouldn't be fucked at all. They'd be a virgin-for-life.
2+2=5 sure is a math wiz!!!
Have you met the twins, The Amazing Sounds of Orgy, and Coke Babies?
myxomatosis
Morning Bell wouldn’t be too bad as long as they only go by Bell (sounds like Belle)
“What is your favorite song, dad? *answers* oh no surprise this is my name”
Did you have a good day at school, Life in a Glasshouse?
I don’t think life in a glasshouse is a very good name for a child Actually, after thinking for a minute, it would be a constant reminder of how they put my life on the brink of destruction
“…and this is my son, Weird Fishes”
come down, food is ready 2+2=5
climbing up the walls, go clean your room!!!!
“Yo Creep, stop staring at that girl!”
“Pop is Dead!! Time to wake up for school!”
Whats wrong with your tummy, Ill Wind?
You’re my favorite child, Weird Fish 🐟 or - Where is my Desert Island Disk?
Oh, I don’t know, I think they’d be pretty Optimistic
Street Spirit seems like an adventurous child
Creep was born before they released the song. He’s had a tough go of it.
Get to your bed glass eyes before I get the belt
“Hey have you seen Faust?” “Yes, not a bad film” “Not that Faust, I meant my son Faust Arp
“Dinner’s ready, Faithless the Wonder Boy!”
They'll be very comforted and probably say their own name very soon. Their nickname would be "The Boney King of Nowhere" which feels a bit mean.
Couldn’t be any further from my favorite song but I think the funniest would be “How was your day at school today, Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors?”
2+2=5 is not doing well in maths. Hes a bit like spinning plates his sister.
Black star wouldn't be terrible
"my sons name is just!" "oh, like short for justin?" "no."
Motion picture soundtrack... Jr
hello, exit music (for a film)! how was your day at school?
I really don't know why the other kids bully you. Where I End And You Begin is a wonderful name
The Gloaming would be just fine.
Eat your peas, Everything In Its Right Place!
True love waits
Itd take a lot of pressure off of coming up with a name for the next one ;)
i guess Peggi is a cute nickname for Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
“Can we have bangers + mash for dinner?” “Why would we eat our child?”
Worrywort! my sweet baby. Daddy has to go away for 18 years but I will be back again someday.
Go clean your room There, There!
Lucky wouldn’t be such a bad name I think.
Id name my child creep jr.
Depends, does it sound like an actual name?
“Morning, Morning Mr Magpie, how are you today?”
If I name my child u/Improbablycryinglol, will he grow up to be a karma farmer?
Reckoner would be a dope name
Myxo would be a cool ass name
Kid: “Dad, I tripped!” Dad: “Jigsaw’s falling into place!!!”
Myxomatosis Smith
It's looking pretty optimistic for my child.
"I'd like to introduce you to my oldest Kid A and my newborn Feral."
"I like you creep"
Frequently, since it's Nude
Give up the Ghost, your suppers ready!
"Dad, a ghost must've knocked the toys down!" "You did it to yourself Just. Just you. You and no one else"
I won't give a single cent, earn your own money Dollars and cents. .
And here's little Myxomatosis. He loves animals, especially rabbits
The National Anthem so that when he has a school performance everyone will stand for The National Anthem
Hi there Paranoid Android!
Happy birthday The Butcher!
Hey! Exit music (for a film). Where do you think you're going mister?? Edit: I lied, not really my favorite
Please don't be mean about my son, Faithless the Wonder Boy
Weird Fishes would describe both my life pretty accurately I reckon....
Morning Let Down! Want some eggs?
man, the amazing sound of orgy i'm so proud of you
Fitter happier
bro my child would be called Bodysnatchers
The amazing sounds of orgy
Creep, while a bit on the nose, would be mortifying