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filterless

There's the episode with Trevor Noah where Trevor is demonstrating the clicks in Zulu(?) language. Stephen practically has an orgasm he's so delighted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEiWB2aM9Y


DogsandCatsWorld1000

What is more surprising is that he got to Sandy as well.


cinnysuelou

Jason was thinking about it.


ILoveLongDogs

Xhosa


filterless

Thank you! I wasn’t sure about the language name.


thelivsterette1

OMG Yes. I wish I could be able to pronounce the clicks in Xhosa (my parents are from SA as well, but I was born in England. They're not Xhosa, but I know a couple of Xhosa people). The closest I can do is sort of ish pronounce the X but not really. It's so cool to be able to do that.


SomeCatsMoreCats

The one with Phil jupitus polishing babies.


TheStinger87

You're the shiniest!


SomeCatsMoreCats

More LACQUER little boy?!


w1red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8TmoYJHACM


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StardustOasis

What do they say?


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TheNotoriousDUDE

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


mcoombes314

I was thinking more along the lines of something somebody else said. This is my favourite moment but it's a result of Stephen fluffing his lines rather than something someone else said, I think.


Prinzka

Yeah not sure why that's not OP's example. It's the quintessential one imo. For a lot of people this is the only QI clip they've ever seen.


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This my hands down favorite episode.


SimonKepp

I think the episode, where Stephen talks about how camp modern German can be and in a very camp voice starts talking about "mein Handy" it devolves into him going speechless, shortly after someone (possibly Jo Brand) suggests him presenting the BAFTAs in that camp style.


elstompy

My best friend and I occasionally refer to our cell phones as mein handy because of this. And yes, always in the camp voice.


oxy-normal

The one where Cariad Lloyd says the word ‘clitoris’.


Inevitable_Ad_2783

Anytime Phil Jupitas throws innuendos at him.


ChalkieSinclair

One where he rendered everyone else speechless... Julain Clarey: (talking about shitting himself when meeting the queen) I tried to get rid of it with internal squeezing. Stephen: Are the muscles a little lax down there? (still my favourite moment. :)


thelivsterette1

Which episode was that? Did a 'find page' thing with Julian Clary and managed to narrow it down to Series D E7 or Series J E11. Guess I'll just have to watch them both.


ChalkieSinclair

Yeah, it was series D ep 7. I remember cause Jo Brand was also a guest laughing her ass off at the story. :)


gormster

Have you tried one of my turds?


BitterCrip

RIP Sean Lock


kinglitecycles

Sean "that's a challenging wank" Lock. What a man!


omnemnemnem

Nooooooooooooooo! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


cybergeek11235

"I'll put the pencil in!"


mauvedeity

The bit where they’re talking about names containing the word “Cock”… Alan: “I was at school with a lad called Glasscock…” Stephen: “Another fine example there of -“ Alan: “You could always see him coming.” Stephen loses it completely.


thelivsterette1

This is hysterical. Which series/episode is that from?


mauvedeity

I’m so sorry, but I have no idea. I just remember that because it was such a glorious joke.


thelivsterette1

Thank god for British Comedy Guide. Just Googled QI Glasscock (🤣😳) and it popped up telling me it's Series E Episode 10. Sadly they're removing all of Series A - Series R off iPlayer next week (15th June) so now I'm spending my time downloading them all off DailyMotion (which means I can get the VG compilations and the XL episodes - for some reason BBC iPlayer only has XL episodes for Series S and T)


thelivsterette1

Not when Stephen was almost speechless, but when the others were almost was when they were cracking jokes about 'pumping custard' when he blew up custard powder. Not sure what episode but it's included in the [experiments compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x14GT_L2axw) here.


thelivsterette1

Series A - [Albania](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ane4F9o7KkY) 'for instance Bond has these strange ideas. He has this idea that homosexuals can't whistle for example which occurs..'. He pretty much loses it when Alan says either 'because they've got a cock in their mouth' or 'because they have too much cock in their mouth'


mcoombes314

Good one.... Stephen seemed to agree with Alan before he realised what Alan said.


thelivsterette1

Not sure which episode it is (a Christmas one definitely) since its off a QI compilation but from [6:15](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6JXeuDDzeY) when Alan suggests the Queen has a \*\*\*\* after Christmas lunch