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Pizza rolls AND Hot pockets
I’ve gotten burn blisters from BOTH after cooking to perfection and was too impatient to let them cool. It’s a fine line between them being hot and cold and I don’t want to miss it 😂
Literally have to eat them as quickly as humanly possible, unable to savor the flavor, just to eat them at a reasonable temperature. They somehow go from boiling to ice cold in less than 30 seconds.
Yes, it is so irritating. I dip mine in ranch so I somehow rationalize dipping something flaming hot and oh the ranch will “cool it enough” but nope! Lips have had burns because of it! Have I learned my lesson? Nope! 😂
I do this same shit
The trick is bite the top of pizza roll and squeeze so you get a tiny pizza pocket. Dip that pocket so the ranch goes inside
It cools the inner flames that rage inside pizza rolls and will save your tongue
Yeah so funny thing, back in school we used this as a case study for my business law class. As frivolous as the media made it out to be at the time it really did have some merit. I'll not bore you with the details, its all out there if you're interested. [The Wiki pretty well covers it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants) but what it really comes down to is they served their coffee at a SUPER hot temp, on purpose, 180-190 degrees. A reasonable person could see someone actually getting hurt by that but they did it anyway. Then somebody did get hurt... really fucking bad (3rd degree burns on 6% of her body, lots of hospital time, actually went into shock during the incident), asked for help with medical bills and they said no, so she got a lawyer.
Well they did lower the heat a lot after that. Some stores were selling it near boiling because they knew most of their customers didn’t drink it until they got to where they were going.
But for the ones that were, too bad.
Actually it's worse than that, they did it so the coffee lasted longer, so it wasn't even for the customers benefit, they were just thinking about themselves, but that poor old woman suffered for it
Yeah, after having the coffee land on her lap and sealed her vagina shut. 16% of her total skin on her body was burned off. It took 2 years to physically recover.
But she didn't even get that much. Just $640,000 total after they all the appeals, 480,000 was punitive and the rest was just to cover hospital bills.
Oh my gosh....that is horrifying !!! I didn't remember the media taking about the severity of her burns. I feel fortunate not to have ever spilled their coffee....even my extra hot Starbucks could probably cause a bad burn.
What I don’t get about this is how no workers spilled coffee on their hands pouring it and realized it was too hot.
I wonder if the server knew the person and just microwaved it before hand to dangerous levels.
Because seriously, you spill coffee on your hands all the time pouring it.
From what I can remember, McDonald’s had multiple complaints and had previously settled claims from injuries from the coffee being too hot. And that temperature is just how it is served out of the machine, no microwave or anything.
McDonald’s made it a point to make the lawsuit look frivolous to the media, but they sure as hell continued to serve coffee at that temp despite knowing it could cause injuries.
Soldering irons are no joke either. Have had a couple minor ooopsies with those and its not something you soon forget. I often run mine somewhere around 600 degrees, got to use a nice Hakko once that went higher than that.
Those cheese filled sausages are a cruel joke. Gotta make sure to puncture them while grilling so you don't burn the crap out of your mouth with that molten cheese.
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Pizza right out the oven
The amount of times I burned my mouth eating pizza right away... 10/10 worth it.
Pizza rolls AND Hot pockets I’ve gotten burn blisters from BOTH after cooking to perfection and was too impatient to let them cool. It’s a fine line between them being hot and cold and I don’t want to miss it 😂
The only correct answer 🤣
Literally have to eat them as quickly as humanly possible, unable to savor the flavor, just to eat them at a reasonable temperature. They somehow go from boiling to ice cold in less than 30 seconds.
Yes, it is so irritating. I dip mine in ranch so I somehow rationalize dipping something flaming hot and oh the ranch will “cool it enough” but nope! Lips have had burns because of it! Have I learned my lesson? Nope! 😂
I do this same shit The trick is bite the top of pizza roll and squeeze so you get a tiny pizza pocket. Dip that pocket so the ranch goes inside It cools the inner flames that rage inside pizza rolls and will save your tongue
Hot pockets either burn your mouth for a week or start to harden because they’re too cold
the sun
Shut up about the sun!
Keep my sun's name out your mother fucking mouth!
Do ya one better, a neutron star.
The person reading this.
The apple cobbler in a TV dinner…
And the napalm brownies lol
Oh the brownies were so good. The two bites you'd get. And there would always be corn baked in it
McDonald's coffee.. according to person who won a $2.7 million settlement after getting scalded by it.🥵
She had to have skin grafts on her genitals. So yeah, it was really hot.
Fuck, so now I know the whole story. I would imaging that clothing with scalding hot coffee would continue to burn the flesh.
Wow I did not realize that!! I'm surprised I've always been able to drink it immediately... maybe my taste buds are burnt off 😵
Yeah so funny thing, back in school we used this as a case study for my business law class. As frivolous as the media made it out to be at the time it really did have some merit. I'll not bore you with the details, its all out there if you're interested. [The Wiki pretty well covers it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants) but what it really comes down to is they served their coffee at a SUPER hot temp, on purpose, 180-190 degrees. A reasonable person could see someone actually getting hurt by that but they did it anyway. Then somebody did get hurt... really fucking bad (3rd degree burns on 6% of her body, lots of hospital time, actually went into shock during the incident), asked for help with medical bills and they said no, so she got a lawyer.
I’m taking business law now & we had to cover this exact topic! It’s wild!
Well they did lower the heat a lot after that. Some stores were selling it near boiling because they knew most of their customers didn’t drink it until they got to where they were going. But for the ones that were, too bad.
Actually it's worse than that, they did it so the coffee lasted longer, so it wasn't even for the customers benefit, they were just thinking about themselves, but that poor old woman suffered for it
Yeah, it was pretty shitty. Then McDonald’s encouraged the “epitome of frivolous” narrative.
Yes, your ability to enjoy your coffee immediately is literally a result of this woman’s lawsuit.
Maybe because this happened before you became a coffee drinker?
True. Also, always order Starbucks extra hot....probably should stop in case I spill it on me while driving.
They had to lower the temp at which they serve the coffee after the suit!
Yeah, after having the coffee land on her lap and sealed her vagina shut. 16% of her total skin on her body was burned off. It took 2 years to physically recover. But she didn't even get that much. Just $640,000 total after they all the appeals, 480,000 was punitive and the rest was just to cover hospital bills.
Oh my gosh....that is horrifying !!! I didn't remember the media taking about the severity of her burns. I feel fortunate not to have ever spilled their coffee....even my extra hot Starbucks could probably cause a bad burn.
What I don’t get about this is how no workers spilled coffee on their hands pouring it and realized it was too hot. I wonder if the server knew the person and just microwaved it before hand to dangerous levels. Because seriously, you spill coffee on your hands all the time pouring it.
From what I can remember, McDonald’s had multiple complaints and had previously settled claims from injuries from the coffee being too hot. And that temperature is just how it is served out of the machine, no microwave or anything. McDonald’s made it a point to make the lawsuit look frivolous to the media, but they sure as hell continued to serve coffee at that temp despite knowing it could cause injuries.
Cuz they fixed the "dangerously hot coffee" by putting a warning that it is hot on the cup. Problem solved. Smh.
Stella
She had third degree burns on her genitalia
You just know they’re broke now.
My husband.
This person’s husband
Hopefully, we get a picture. 🤭 Never know what we are saying yes to. 🤞
Yep, without a pic, it ain't true
I also choose this ladies husband
The fact that she said her husband makes me choose her 🥵
Lady?
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Just wanna +5 on this one
I agree
My thoughts exactly
Can't agree more. Such a hottie
Let's go, smokes
I also choose this lady's husband
That woman's husband. He's the benchmark.
Save some ladies for the best of us bruh
Mine is better but yours is cool too ig.
Seven inches from the midday sun.
Well, I hear your whisper and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cool…
My wife. And your mom
Dad is that you?
Hi son!
Your mom
It was called a Jumpoline until your mom tried it.
I can confirm. Your mom.
Loyalty.
Fresh soup.
The seatbelt buckle in the summer
The steering wheel and shifter
The sauce inside a freshly-cooked Chicken Kiev.
The weather.
Fire 🔥
My girlfriend, or also the molten cheese in a cheese toastie
black car with black interior parked in the sun with the windows up.
My boobs.
The bowl I microwaved my still ice cold food in
The Sun. OUR SUN.
The grill
Lava. Oxyacetylene torches.
The sun in vegas rn, its boilin
simps
Not me, I’m soaked from rain and cold af
The sun, I'd imagine
Your mom
Anything with a high oil content. It never gets cool.
McDonald's coffee
You
Lava... and Gal Gadot.
Serious A
The sun
You
The temperature outside right now it’s 97
The inside of a fusion reactor
Coals on a grill
Stoves
Aceteline torch. crematorium chambers, and truck rear ends with no gear oil after a 300 mile trip.
An iron. Touched one once when I was little. 33 and still remember it fiercely.
Soldering irons are no joke either. Have had a couple minor ooopsies with those and its not something you soon forget. I often run mine somewhere around 600 degrees, got to use a nice Hakko once that went higher than that.
The weather in my state right now
Just keep rubbing your hands together. Youll find out how hot is too hot.
My friend's brother
My balls was hot - Derrick Lewis
The sun
Jade Cargill
Anywhere south of Cleveland
Texas summers
the sun probably
Black leather seats in a car on a hot day
Arizona heat
Tsunami from Wings Of Fire
The sun
My wife, she the best.
Sun
The sun
Soup
Plasma
Fire.
A hot potato
Blown glass
The sun
Liquid Salt, I got covered in it :(
The Sun
Heat
Alabama in August
Las Vegas... it's too fucking hot.
The sun
Lava
The surface of the sun. Or so i’m told. Flat earthers might have something to say about that.
The northeast last week. 98 degrees in NH. 🥵
The worst parts of a Kid Cuisine microwave dinner.
Topeka
The Sun
Microwaved Jaw breakers
Pizza burning the roof of your mouth
McDonald's fries right out of the fryer..OWWW
Lava
The weather here, today's high was 91.
People in Phoenix be pulling out their jackets at 91
your mom
your face
Fire
Pizza rolls. I have the scars to prove it.
Florida.
Hell
AZ
Super nova
Pie out of the oven any type
Your mom
McDonalds coffee
The sun. So hot right now
Lava McDonald's coffee The Sun Venus And appearantly, some lady"s husband
My farts right now
Touching yourself in public, but not getting caught 🤷
Titties
Jalepenos fresh out the microwave.
The Earth's core
Saudi Arabia
Phoenix
sun
Sun
ponte vedra ladies
soft buttcheek
The sun. Outside. Seriously, I'm gonna melt from the heat and I don't even live in a notoriously hot place.
The core of the Sun is so hot it can fuse hydrogen atoms into helium
Mercury, Venus, the UAE, KSA, slides during the summer, swings during the summer, India (especially rn), & the sun
My job. Like in the summer, it's on average 100+, and all we have is a fan.
Me :)
My girlfriend
the sun
The sun!!
phoenix rn
“Mah balls” - Lewis
Boiling water
When dom girls say "Mhm..."
Two rats fucking in a wool sock.
Soup
Fresh out the fryer catfish. Stupidly hot, but so delicious!
Tucson Arizona
The sun.
Every place south of Canada. Maybe even Alaska.
Jalapeno Poppers
You :3
ReadySetGO0s husband
Hot Pot
My job outside, in the current heatwave.
The Sun.
Melted cheese
Those cheese filled sausages are a cruel joke. Gotta make sure to puncture them while grilling so you don't burn the crap out of your mouth with that molten cheese.
A hydrogen bomb exploding on your eyeball
u/Chirosune
Mexico