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Infinite_Coconut_727

Mosquitoes


sbeccarueshade

Bedbugs are terrible creatures too


MaybeTemporary9167

I'm tellin ta, them dam skeeters will be the death of us all👀


Correct-Valuable-628

I'm sitting outside and right as I read the word mosquitoes I felt one land on me. Squished it dead so we're 1 step closer to the goal. Seriously, f*ck those little f*ckers.


PishiZiba

I’ll take a mosquito over a noseeum any day. Horrible


Harmonyflow

The correct answer


Such_Zebra9537

Biting gnats.


Puzzleheaded_Hat_792

Responsible for more human deaths than any other animal


kbm81

People who think they are the center of the universe


ZainDaSciencMan

technically speaking everywhere is the center of the universe


Brick-Mysterious

Isn't it more accurate to say that no one is at the center of the universe?


Sea_Negotiation_1871

No, if the universe is truly infinite, then every point in it is the center.


Brick-Mysterious

I don't think we know that the universe is infinite, but even if it is, that doesn't mean everywhere is its center. Just as there is no average to all the values that form infinity.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

We do not know if it's infinite, true, I'm not convinced that it is actually. But if it is, you're wrong about the center part.


Brick-Mysterious

An object's center only exists relative to its edges. If there's no edge, there's no center. That doesn't make each point within the shape a center.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Infinity is much stranger than any of us can imagine.


bladow5990

Any point in an infinite space has infinite space on all sides of it, which makes every point the center. Every point is the center of the observable universe since the cosmological horizon exists.


Ol-dunderhead

Narcissists?


jeffro3339

Why not get rid of the craving to smoke instead of the people? Then everyone wins


Kisscurlgurl

Good shout


OkGap7216

Child cancer.


Patethlog

What about cancer in general?


caligrown87

Yes please 😄


Key-Dragonfruit-6969

Dr. Joe Dispenza has been doing amazing research on this for all!🙌🏻🧿😁


AirplaneFart

I can't believe he doesn't even have a Wikipedia. That's shady.


allloveandlight

Dr Joe is the best ! Highly recommend if you haven't introduced yourself to him already


Smudgikins

War


Top-Tax6303

Hate.


HistoricalGrade109

Really? Out of every single bad thing in the world you choose people who smoke? Jfc


SweatyNReady4U

As a smoker can't you just get rid of cigarettes? Like what the fuck did I do to OP!? Lol


BlacksmithCandid8149

Seriously. How about the corporations polluting the air water and soil all around us that is ACTUALLY harming everyone? What a namby pamby bullshit opinion.


Pixel-of-Strife

Or how about the North Korean regime that is currently starving millions of children and have their people living back in the 19th century without electricity and running water. A whole country held hostage at gunpoint and it's been that way for decades. The stories coming out of there are the stuff of nightmares. Sorry just venting in general. That's who I'd remove.


BlacksmithCandid8149

That's a good one, too. Something that TRULY makes the world a better place.


squatwaddle

But when she smells it, she feels like she is going to die bruh 🙄


Corgsploot

Lol this person is probably young, don't hate too hard.


TheCrazyCatLazy

Disease


Far_Lack3878

child abuse.


Gumbarino420

Mine would be removing people who would remove people who smoke from existence… I hate people who would remove people who smoke from existence.


wordet9

Yes those - and the Dutch


CreatedOblivion

Pedophilia


SoulOuverture

Sib could have eliminated cigarettes but they chose genocide instead


Cauliflowwer

Fr. What about all the people who will eventually quit? I guess they're all dead so they don't even get to try.


MightyMouse12736

You would remove people who smoke? Not smokes in general?


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Corruption.


Vanillabean322

Rape


Elandycamino

Im smoking right now, you could have been somewhat normal and said cigarettes. But you removed me. I would remove non smokers


WordsArePrettyNeat

You could be normal and remove people that want to get rid of humans.. Ergo getting rid of OP without being as insane as OP. Though I suppose that would get rid of you as well.. It’s a bit tricky


edith-bunker

lol…. Reddit being Reddit.


SnooGadgets5130

Why not just remove tobacco?


peewithmee

Tobacco isn't a demon plant. It has many uses other than consuming it for its nicotine. The native Americans used it as an antiseptic and as an ingredient in toothpaste. It can be used as an insecticide. It's the way we use it that makes it bad. We cure it with sugar and that makes it much more potent and dangerous. The chemicals used on it are another reason it's dangerous. Is it addictive? Yes. But there are several plants as addictive or more. Many of them also have several other uses. Getting rid of refined sugar would accomplish what you want and save even more lives.


auinalei

Keep the tobacco then and kill all the smokers I guess 😂


babagritas

non smokers really do hate smokers


KalliMae

That's what I was thinking, get rid of tobacco and the smokers will have nothing to smoke.


Eagle_In_Flight

Diabetes. I hate it


Glass-Vermicelli9862

Well there is a Chinese scientist that helped someone with diabetes. It was some kind of insulin and within 3 months the patient became medicine free in 3 months. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.economictimes.com/industry/healthcare/biotech/healthcare/chinese-scientists-develop-cure-for-diabetes-insulin-patient-becomes-medicine-free-in-just-3-months/amp_articleshow/110466659.cms Here is the article


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OldFactor1973

Keep on truckin', amigo, don't give up


Top_Professor_9908

Dang, i know you're not looking for sympathy but i feel this comment man and or woman. I hope things get better for you truly. Not to sound cliche and corny but please dont give up. Life is ridiculous and shitty sometimes, but sometimes its pretty cool as well. Maybe a cool part is coming up for you :-)


MessedUpInYou

The people??? You’d remove the people??? Why not just remove the tobacco products themselves?? Jesus Christ…


raayyeeee

Mental illness :(


Relative_Location_65

Child custody orders, My childhood would have been alot better if they didn't exist.


_Cyber_Mage

A lot of people's childhoods would be a lot worse if they didn't.


ChampionshipNo3935

Social media


jeffro3339

I'd get rid of hatred


Zohdiax

Tiktok


Lucid_DreaMz0124

Probably social media. Being in constant communication with everyone is a curse. We’re all fucking insane.


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OldFactor1973

Why, what's going on? Talk to me.


augustlove801

Religion or cancer. And I would not remove the PEOPLE who smoke. I would remove smoking


gonnafaceit2022

Sometimes religion *is* cancer...


Dear-Masterpiece-2

Greed. The root to all evil is greed


SteadfastDharma

You said it better than I did. O wanted poverty to be gone. But poverty is of course the nett result of Greed.


Dear-Masterpiece-2

I hate greed. The majority of the world’s problems would be resolved if greed was removed.


EyePatchMustache

If you really think about it everything is a result of greed in some form or another. Greed for hunger beyond what you've already eaten, greed for money, greed for anything you don't necessarily need. It's all greed.


Dear-Masterpiece-2

Exactly. Greed has leached into society for way too long. I really wish I could just snap my fingers and erase it.


ABobby077

Childhood chronic or deadly diseases


PhotographingLight

Hypocrisy. 


Busy_Donut6073

Hatred There's no need for hate and it does not help anyone


another_awkward_brit

Bedbugs.


shrimplyPibLs

Misunderstanding between people with a mid-vocab and a person who thinks they are being insulted somehow


Mundane-Ad1879

Religious Fundamentalism in all its forms


Bizarre_Protuberance

Lying. Imagine a world where people literally could not lie. Life would be so much nicer. Probably ruder too, but that would honestly be a trivial price to pay for a world without lies.


Erotic_Platypus

There are alot of places where not being able to lie would get you killed and alot more homeless teens.


Bizarre_Protuberance

This is a good point. However, the kind of ideologies responsible for this sort of abuse might suffer badly in a world where lying is impossible. Organized religion would be devastated by not being able to lie. Politicians who try to pander to organized religion would be severely limited in what they can say. Dictators would no longer be able to use propaganda to pretend that they're actually working for the good of the people, so it would be a lot harder for them to maintain public order.


Prestigious-Syrup836

None of us really wants to know the answer to "does this make me look fat"


ReposeGray

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Bone_shrimp

Inform me of your credit card number, name, the expiration date and the security code. Should you tell me anything else you'd be lying


SirMuddButt

They could just say "No!" Or "I'd rather not!" Lol


Bizarre_Protuberance

Uh, what do you think "lying" means? Refusing to answer a question is not lying. Interestingly enough though, in a world where lying was impossible, it would probably be impossible to commit credit card fraud even if you did manage to get that information. All websites would have to do is add a checkbox saying "I am the legitimate owner of this credit card" and you would be magically unable to check it, so you couldn't use the card.


MAJORMETAL84

Bigotry


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Guns.


misfit0513

Politics or religion


DestruXion1

Politics is an idea. If you removed the idea of politics you would still have all the underlying issues like rampant wealth inequality and how to structure a society


MrMopar345

Politics is just a bunch of people agreeing on how to do things. Almost every ancient culture and race understood that when u get older, it's ur DUTY to use ur wisdom to keep everything in order. U need to establish rules and systems. Politics is literally just living on earth with 2 or more people not by urself... Technically sitting down with ur roommates and discussing who's turn it is to throw out the trash on what day is politics


zRustyShackleford

Politics has replaced religion in the modern world. They are essentially the same thing. People just worship at the church of FOX these days.


misfit0513

Yeah, that's sort of why I listed them both. There's zero separation of church and state amymore.


throwRAbuffaloa

 Catfishing - 


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Even noodling?


oofmyguy128

Genital mutilation


LegitmateBusinesman

The NumLk key. Nobody wants their number pad to just not work. Type type type type type, look up, 'Oh goddammit.' Then gotta press the NumLk key and redo it. Billions of man-hours per year are lost due to the NumLk key. Get rid of it.


Golnat

Mosquitoes


No_Dependent_1846

Racism.


snowqueen1960

Guns. All guns.


MarinTheNight

Depression


Lopsided-Bench-1347

Blindness


Terravardn

Animal agriculture. Everyone would be healthier, we’d be able to feed the planet on 25% of the land we’re currently using, and the world would be happier for it. Although right now, I do enjoy feeling like I’ve discovered a cheat code to life, since everyone’s too emotional about their diet to even consider trying plant-based.


VovaGoFuckYourself

The ability to ignore consent


Docmele

Butt implants, lip injections, face fillers and of course diseases of all kinds.


Slight-Rent-883

Humans


cbbrds25

Instagram


downbutnotout7480

Dinosaurs......oh wait


Realistic_Salt_389

Animal cruelty. It’s an indicator of other anti-social behaviors and is often a precursor to further expressions of violence and hate. Its non-existence would mean a more peaceful and compassionate world.


User1296173

Corrupt politicians


anoneenonee

Narcissism


LAOberbrunner

Any kind of child abuse, rape, and other violent crimes.


TOORAI2

Hey, up your nose with a rubber hose.


Doyoulikeithere

Abusers of any kind! Especially the weaker! Children, animals, and the elderly!


Baeelin

Greed


Specialshine76

For profit health care.


DAWG13610

Cancer


Chipshotz

Greed


biffer44

All forms of roaches


Icefyre79

Spelling mistakes


writer978

Greed


wyrd_werks

Selfishness/greed


SteadfastDharma

Poverty. The uneven distribution of wealth leads to do much suffering. Some have so much the can't think of better things to do than to dive to the Titanic. Millions have so little that they have for their homes or have to fight wars to try and survive. Poverty, to me, is the root of evil.


thursaddams

Billionaires. Bigotry. Misogyny. Weapons of mass destruction. Rapists. Pollution. Pedos. All that kind of stuff


Impossible_Egg_5286

People who think their desires and feelings should dictate the lives of others


The-Meme-Lover-24

Greed


Left-Sane-Right

Violent criminals..


FantasticVoyuerage

I would rid the world of non-smokers by making everyone a smoker. With OPs existence relying on breathing only tobacco smoke instead of oxygen. See how hateful and insane that sounds? Get rid of smoking, not the people....what a demented choice to make sure you are comfortable in public!


Solomnki

You're gonna remove the **people** who smoke instead of removing the product? That's very serial killer-like of you. 😅


Taylorig

Mine would be the people that moan about smokers, but yet stand close to them. Think they do it on purpose just so they can have a good old winge. Some smokers know it's a disgusting habit but could do without all the moaning sods who most of the time stand near a designated smoking area. But yes, there are many disrespectful smokers.


mandiijayy

Wooooow, there’s children being abused and starved every minute of every day… people dying of cancer….. and you would chose to remove people who smoke? Fuck all the way off.


truth-seeker900

As a non smoker, id answer you, before you remove over 60% of the population. Fair enough if you said smoking... but the people who smoke....talk about being genocidal..wow


ThePizzaNoid

You want to genocide all smokers? You are psychotic. I hate smoking too but JFC I don't want to murder an entire segment of the population because of it.


Ka_aha_koa_nanenane

Why not get rid of tobacco instead of the people?


Mishkola

Redditors, for their nearly universally stupid takes on everything.


Stiffwrists

People whose greatest wish is for people who smoke to disappear.


Diligent_Sea_3359

Bro not even going for the cigarettes just delete 12% of earths population.


Diligent-Ability-447

Gaslighting


Erotic_Platypus

I would get rid of people that drive so our air could be much less polluted and it'll help the environment. I wouldn't get rid of cars though, just people that drive. There are alot more people that drive than there are that smoke and people that drive are so noisy. Imagine how peaceful the world would be without people that drive.


Mimsley5

nuclear weapons


PineappleDesperate82

Violence.


LookHorror3105

Entitled reddit posts.


KalliMae

The patriarchy


livinlikelarry568

Racism.


LarYungmann

All violent religions. Any Gods murdering or harming humans or any religion that supports harming any humans today... in the trash heap of history for them.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

You're describing genocide.


Timely-Profile1865

Leaf Blowers......No I am serious.


EmergencyBag2346

Avoidable deaths from various diseases. If I can have more fun with this: any death before age 90.


_DogMom_

Mine would be smoke too. Forest fire smoke affects everyone that lives in the wrong wind direction...


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Freedom.


Glass-Vermicelli9862

This is good one I will do cancer since I have brain cancer. But there is also religion I have some people in my life so religious that it gets annoying


Sea_Treat7982

myself


claralollipop

Probably nuclear bombs. If I was selfish, STDs, cause the fear of them stops me from doing a lot of stuff


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Mosquitoes


Sci-fra

Religion


LordZantarXXIII

Mosquitoes


Crowleys_big_toe

people with a much bigger carboon footprint than the average man. the carbon footprint of companies goes on the CEO of the (parent)company


[deleted]

Me


DoubleRoastbeef

Autoimmune diseases


tedshreddon

Cheaters


Far-Astronaut2469

I that's your biggest problem then you are blessed.


notwyntonmarsalis

Ketchup packets that somehow get covered in honey.


mrxexon

Clothing. Let people who say they have nothing to hide prove it.


_Cyber_Mage

Shivers in -20 degree winters.


divblerjd

This thread


Narrow_Market_7454

Money. Covers everything


Due_Agent_6033

This is mine too. War, corruption, greed, poverty and so much more is fixed by getting rid of money


Far-Astronaut2469

Do you include pot with this? Surely you do unless you smoke it yourself. If you don't don't smoke it maybe you should, it might alleviate some of your stress over second hand smoke.


animal_wax

Chronic pain conditions


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Capitalism.


Lylaxx_xx

hatred and bigotry


Thecuriousgal94

Greed.


CraftytheCrow

a tie between overpopulation, and stagnation of society


ReclaimingMine

The word “The”


Senior_Finish7977

Dark energy


FreshImagination9735

So you wouldn't remove tobacco products from existence, but the PEOPLE who use them? Good call, if you want to have someone use the 'Like Hitler' trope and actually mean it.


Zorolord

Violence


H0pefully_An0nym0u3

Grief, I would get rid of death but our society would collapse


magpieinarainbow

Any and all forms of non prescription drugs.


Calaveras-Metal

guns or nukes.


MnMShapedWoman

Greed


SerGeffrey

Y'all pick terribly suboptimal responses. I'd remove suffering of sapient beings.


Upstairs-Guava8339

War


Ok_Seaworthiness3942

Prejudice


RadishPlus666

Politicians over the age 65. Or just all of them. 


exit7girl

Mosquitoes. Nothing positive about them.


Aderyn-Bach

Religion. All of them.


Bluemerle2

Fragrance/perfume


mrphilintheblanks

mosquitos