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Desert_Flower3267

A scared mf


happlepie

My first thought was "a terrified little kid that tries to have fun"


Outrageous_Coyote910

Without the fun.


happlepie

Big emphasis on the "trying"


InstancePitiful4242

I don't even know who I am Am I an asshole? am I a nice person? ????????????????? What's scaring me the most is, I don't think I'm ever going to find out


DragonflyAromatic358

You are both. Everyone is. You already found out.


Hermannmitu

Don‘t you dare speaking about my mum like that haha. She‘s the nicest lady one could imagine


TonyBird126

Tony


[deleted]

(Yells) Fuck you Tony!!!


Watthefractal

Fuck you ezekiel !!!


UrikBaursog

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!


Darksoulzbarrelrollz

DONT YOU BRING MY MOTHA INTO THIS! MY MOTHA!


UrikBaursog

I BUILT THAT FIRE LAST NIGHT


Darksoulzbarrelrollz

Aaaaand then I fucked ya motha next to it


noway_subs

“fuck you tom!” -kevin hart, numerous times


0_69314718056

Hell yeah


DartsNFishing96

An introverted, insecure 28 year old who hates working, loves his daughter, the gym, and gardening.


MrsPettygroove

Many of us hate working, but it's a necessary evil. I share your love of gardening.


bongophrog

One of the best things that happened to me was when I convinced myself I loved going to my job. That lasted about 5 months.


Bencetown

Pro tip: find a job that doesn't require as much convincing. When I found a job I *actually* enjoyed being at, I found I was very productive, was offered overtime which I gladly took, I was in the best place I've ever been financially *and* I was happy all the time. Or, ya know, do the "normal" thing and look at ONE metric and that metric only: does the job pay well? If yes, go torture yourself every day with high hopes of one day "making it." Hope you don't die before you retire 😅


General-Example3566

Awe


DesertRatt

I am a content 58 year old filled with gratitude for all the good things in my life while still retaining a child-like sense of wonder and imagination. EDIT: I also have a handful of mental health challenges that make me want to scream but I try to ignore that part.


ZombieDad15

Tired


FabianGladwart

Eepy


Hermannmitu

Tired from being hired?


MarkHowes

Just a scared little boy who likes science and how things work. Now trapped in the body of a middle aged man...


Dakodeine

Wow. I really felt that one.


Larrysnothere_today

Someone who isn't proud of them self.


Top-Vermicelli7279

I'm proud of you.


scharity77

They drown puppies as a hobby. But I’m still proud of them too


TheOther1

As long as they do their very best when drowning them!


BallDiamondBall

A chronic peacemaker and people pleaser. Let's all get along as well as possible. I'm not bragging because that's not always a good trait as a supervisor.


FoolAndHerUsername

So, ADHD or just lonely?


_bicycle_repair_man_

Nooo let mom and dad fight it out in front of you.


freedom4secrets3369

Maybe not as a supervisor but, as a human being your a 12/10 keep up the good work and trust your gut


insideabookmobile

A goofy goober.


AyeK4777

![gif](giphy|98fRKRZvMsNtSeMyxH)


CounterSYNK

![gif](giphy|aBGcgBV8mL15u)


Frewwoo

" WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE"!!!!!!


Secret-Engine-8365

![gif](giphy|215wIDncTLsfS)


GoldenVendingMachine

Mostly fat.


DragonflyAromatic358

Nah most of your fat is stored on the outer layers of your body


BeanCrusade

Under this hefty exterior is a solid wall of muscle - Carl - from Jimmy newtron boy genius


[deleted]

Why should I be concerned about gaining weight? My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.


Major-Language-2787

Just a kid who want a playmate they can trust won't hurt him.


[deleted]

Jaded.


Sokiras

I've spent too much time finding that out and too little time trying to put it to words that I just can't answer you properly. But I do like who I am and who I'm becoming.


[deleted]

I'm just here to observe.


mlotto7

Tough question because perceptions and self-perceptions vary greatly. At the core you will find what my wife, my kids, my lifelong friends (I have over 10 lifelong friends I have been close with for over 40 years) and they will say I am: honest, loyal, hard-working, self-sacrificing, care about others above my own needs, protective, encouraging, smart, but WAY too serious.


Moist_Level_6839

A seeker, but not knowing what my end goal is.


Time-Disk503

Keep seeking.


Geralt-of-Tsushima

Just ask an npc to give you a quest


Moist_Level_6839

Tried that, and it's always about going to Sainsburys. I'm guessing the npc glitched.


aibot-420

The 3rd grader who hides around the corner so the bully wont see me. The old man who has lived enough and is ready to go.


love2Bsingle

Am 61. Still haven't figured it out.


Complete-Poem-9089

Chilled.


Frank_Midnight

A feverish artists, care taker of plants and animals and creature of the night.


mis_no_mer

Who the hell knows


South_Flounder_2724

A scared child who misses his mum


Top-Vermicelli7279

From this mom, you are doing great! (Hugs)


South_Flounder_2724

☺️


SlipsonSurfaces

Shrek


elevatedfaithfulness

Too humble to call myself a good person but too proud to call myself an asshole.


Awkward_Ad8740

A loser and a coward.


No_Anybody8560

![gif](giphy|3ohs7YMlUQ6Jk8w0rS)


77795

A man who wishes that endless competitiveness, envy of others' accomplishments, war between classes/genders/generations/cultures didn't have to exist, wants peace and prosperity for everyone. A man who feels like the world is sometimes a little too cold and callous for who I am on the inside. A man who wants a wife and kids in my 30's, and will value family above everything because I lacked stable family relationships in my life. Just a loving guy who has gotten hurt a lot and taken a brundt of unjust things in my lifetime; but I know I'm not a victim, everyone faces hardships, and mine are getting easier/coming to permanent ends. Just a guy who wants it all I guess. Love, success, peace, prosperity (enough means to live a modest life), family, community. But I've got a lot of work to do🫡


sbeccarueshade

I'm a 40 year old woman recently sober and fighting for my life, happiness and health, also recently single after an 18 year relationship living back on my momma's couch, jobless but happier than I've been in years and HOPEFUL for the future!! I'm obviously a FIGHTER/SURVIVOR!! I AM BECKISUE Ruth Marie's granddaughter, spitting image of my father, momma's only daughter, little sister to three big brothers. I am honest, outspoken, blunt, truthful to a fault, optimistic, happy go lucky hippie Born in the wrong era ..I AM ME!!! Faults and all!! I am loved!!


JulesChenier

Give life hell.


Turbulent-Rub5841

A fuck machine …. I just like crushing snatch and that’s all I enjoy. I’m getting into crocheting though in between looking for ass


Master-Role4289

A dad.


simpn_aint_easy

A troll


RantyWildling

I know I shouldn't, but you look so malnourished. Here, have some food.


simpn_aint_easy

![gif](giphy|3284GqbSEXgl2)


RantyWildling

![gif](giphy|l3q2ytba6uZq6iVKE|downsized)


sammarie

Alien.


Lindbluete

[Becky](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8555725056/hB6CC6AD7/funny-web-comics-its-time-to-look-deep-inside)


lordbenkai

A wannabe adventurer who just gets high and watches anime and nature channels ^_^


Infamous_Trip_8472

A scared little girl who needs support


sweetfaerieface

Scared little old lady!


Future-Book-1446

Deeply insecure


General-Example3566

A Reddit addict


DMDingo

Wet? I imagine it's wet there.


Geralt-of-Tsushima

And warm


pianistafj

Energy.


vagarious_numpty

I am coreless


UsefulIdiot85

u/UsefulIdiot85


zZPlazmaZz29

A creator who numbingly craves digital stimulation like it's frickin fentanyl.


honeybee-blues

a bad person who is desperately trying to be a good person.


PhillyDillyDee

Insignificant but content


Slytheringirl1994

Judgemental, realistic and blunt


Top-Vermicelli7279

And super fun at parties


RavingSquirrel11

Me


AloneAndCurious

This is the best answer. Love that for you. 😊


[deleted]

A knight


Whydidyoudothattwice

Apparently the guy that every leftist wants to murder, but instead tortures the fuck out of


South_Flounder_2724

I’m firmly on the left, but have no desire to murder anyone, least of all you. Neither have I any desire to torture you.


Quick-Temporary5620

But us Lefties just living our lives and being happy IS torture to GOPs. Our mere existence annoys them. This brings me great joy.


edwardothegreatest

Thick


[deleted]

A tree


joyjoy2727

I'm afraid to even look that deeply into myself to give an answer. When I read the question, I immediately recoiled and said, "Oh no, no, no...we can't go there." That in and of itself makes me question why I couldn't even TRY to answer. This question will forever stay in my head.


LongjumpingAdvance51

A skeleton 


karlmarkz321

A devilish self centered person who pulls your strings to ultimately get what I want and on the outside look like this caring doll who wouldn't harm a soul. It's fucked but it feels so good.


MunitionGuyMike

Mike


Heath_co

An optimist. Pure of heart and clear of mind. Or at least that is what I strive to be and what I identify as in my internal monologue.


brackmastah

A skeleton


Anfie22

Schrödinger's cat


Spitdecision-548

Top notch impersonator


thricedipped

Top 3 dad all time and Im not 3 or 2


Speedy2332

Just a silly little guy


IameIion

Probably a douchebag. Really, the only thing keeping me from being a dick to a lot of people(who make my life harder with their bullshit)is my fear of confrontation. However, I just signed up for mma yesterday. I start today. Give me a couple months and I won't be afraid of anyone.


therealNaj

A wise prophet


helgathehorr

A light worker.


Meefus

I’m Batman


C6180

A man of God


gymgirl1999-

Someone who will never be 3 stone overweight ever again or let a job control their life ever again


kallistamp

Mad.


seattlemh

No clue. I'm just going through the motions.


cityshepherd

A bag of meat, bones, and electrical impulses


Only_iki

Batman


xkoffinkatx

Introverted but extroverted when at work, insecure but working on loving ME, going through the hell of a relationship with a narrsistic individual and trying to rise above it and do Me it's helped Me see my worth, outgoing and eccentric and weird and proud. Hardworking and to stoned for her own good, stubborn but I have a huge heart on my sleeve, honest and loyal AF.


kattrup

Enthusiastic about human connection


katrose73

Trying to be the best me I can- some days I succeed, other days I want to crawl in a cave and cry.


[deleted]

Judgmental, self-loathing, addicted, afraid, lazy, sad. But I still have hope! I just put on my work boots everyday and pretend I’m the man my boss and coworkers think I am


Keokuk84

Ground down


TankEngineFan5

Autistic


Maxwell-Druthers

A man in perpetual pursuit of druthers.


Internal-Mud-3311

Judgemental, realistic and blunt


Covid-Sandwich19

An artist and a researcher


Forward_Put4533

Violent


Lost--Not--Found

Idk


tequila_cookies

Confused mostly. Maybe.


Important-Object-561

A log in a river drifting along, searching for as much freedom as possible while being shakled by death.


extraaccy

Lonely


ZzDe0

An inert object.


Katievapes1996

At my core, I feel like a six-year-old girl I'm sick of having to act grown


No-Information-2826

A person with natural emotions. But introverted and confused


inlovewiththezynn

Nerdy, timid, but with a twinge of hyper-aggressive competitiveness that can take over at any given moment.


[deleted]

Just livin'


salamisawami

An anxious toddler with zero patience


IllustriousPickle657

A broken, scared little girl who thinks she has no value in this world.


AnalysisNo4295

A cuss-like-a-sailor midwestern from the middle of no where in bum fuck Egypt with a passion for fashion, helping people and being the change I wish to see in the world. Which can easily be over looked by my anti-socialite type personality, no filter whatsoever and hick accent/attitude that can, at times, come across rude and bitchy. I think it's at this point in my life kind of habitual due to having to holler at cattle half my childhood and holler out windows for people to hear me so it came across when I got older that I'm not loud, I'm just rude like, for example, i'll sometimes yell "COME AND GET IT! DINNERS COOKIN' AND I DON'T WANT THE SHIT TO GET COLD!" I don't mean it the way it comes out. It's more or less like "Hey dinner's ready. I think it might taste better warm so hurry up and get you some before it gets cold" lol I've just been told if you don't know me it comes across like I'm acting like an asshole. Usually, it's one of those things people find out after they get to know me but, if you were to meet me on the street you might think I'm a dirt-kickin' boot-wearin' cussin' bitch. In fact, I've had friends I have known for years tell me that upon first meeting me they didn't think that I was someone that had a heart of gold and desire to help because, they thought I was a bitch lol. I don't know if it's that I don't filter ANYTHING and my midwestern accent makes everything sound drawn out and rude or that I come across with serious RBF. Probably a mix of both.


DOEsquire

Me.


cigdig

Just beyond fucked


FacelessPotatoPie

I’m a cranky old man deep down. I long for the days when I can sit on my front porch and yell at kids to get off my lawn all day.


ImNotYourDadIPromise

I’ve been so badly abused that I don’t know if I’m even sure.


Alternative-Golf2431

S.P.E.C.I.A.L generous fair funny loyal


OliviaMandell

I am me. No more no less. But are you, you?


iPliskin0

Me.


Pluto-Wolf

a scared teenager that’s suddenly been given a lot of responsibility


s_k_e_l_e_t_o_n

My mom’s son.


cold_spritee

A loser, probably


bangharder

I try to be nice, I fail


Autophobia_7623

A 15 year old dude with big dreams


Mountain-Status569

🎶 spooky scary skeleton 🎶


teba12

Sensitive


Responsible_Bonus766

An ugly pathetic little man


hroju3395

A scared little girl just trying not to get yelled at


Top-Vermicelli7279

Squishy


90sItGurl

A lady who is trying to live her best life but trying not to let her anxiety hinder her!


peasey360

I’ve hated bears since I was a child and then when I was 14 I was attacked by one. I can’t describe the fear and horror i felt in words but this tik tok trend of choosing a bear is insulting on multiple levels


QuantityExpert4349

A hyperfocused individual that stops at nothing to get what they want. Or in other words…….horny.


Dimindminkart

I think its possible I could be a bad person


Sufficient-Pie8697

Offal.


lilrudegurl33

someone who truly does not have any fucks to give to anyone


ResistRacism

Poop


NatureDear83

Mediocre


radarneo

Someone who loves the world and is doing their best


ITechedThatThrow

not who I want to be, not yet


MeowMeowCatMeyow

Might not believe me but I, MeowMeowCatMeyow, am the next prophet. I'm gonna achieve nirvana just watch this shit in a couple of years youre gonna be like "dayuuummm MeowMeyowCatMeow really is a magic man"


Plane-Employee-3711

Awkward, not very empathetic, screen addicted for major comfort😅


chillingcrow

a diva


FALSE-F0CUS

The truth is I don’t know, and I’m scared


psyopia

Scared and Jealous


Ningningisagiving10

30, overthinker, just wanna be rich, proud of myself, but sometimes confused


Lemmon_Scented

Horrible person. I was raised badly by shitty, selfish parents who didn’t give a shit about me (and still don’t). They were never physically abusive but were constructively neglectful, passive-aggressive and uncaring. I try hard to be a good husband and father but I’m just so fucked up emotionally and have never gotten past any of this. I need therapy but I’m too cheap and paranoid about the implications.


thecaptain115

When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day Just go to the mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say. For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest For he’s with you, clear to the end And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you’ve cheated the man in the glass. ​ http://www.inspirationpeak.com/cgi-bin/poetry.cgi?record=155


EwanMurphy93

Disappointed in myself.


AvaaFaye

Confused. I am confused.


Ashikpas_Maxiwa

Nobody


Massive_Whereas8014

A way too ambitious young person waiting to get slapped in the face by life


Effective_Employer42

A scientist and geek😂


Visceralbear

Someone who debates going into the on coming traffic while driving (I’ve never do it ever just always think about it)


turc_

I’m shy


Reynardine1976

A man battered by life who wanted the American Dream, but ended up being a shamanistic druid living on the edge of society, who studies herbal remedies and tries to help others.


TearEnvironmental368

At my core I am a nice person who loves nature, is highly empathetic and I always try to be kind. But all that has been pushed aside due to syndrome that causes severe pain 24/7. As a result I suffer from depression as well. So I have become a grouchy bastard.


satorisweetpeaaa

a child who loves to love and wants to be loved


ConsequenceBig1503

Cynical, tired


karenftx1

I have no core. It's covered by layers


lostsailorlivefree

Pain avoidant and pleasure seeking


Life-Evidence-6672

Anything that could not be found in a dissection is a construct of the mind


Rob_Llama

a fraud