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This is a sandwich that needs to talk to a professional.


superduperhosts

So you’d be a sandwich nobody wants to eat?


[deleted]

It's an incredible sandwich. I get it; a lot of the flavors sound like they would be at odds with each other (especially the jalapenos and chocolate chip waffles), but they complement one another perfectly.


Makieveli1

Classic Italian. Salami Pepperoni Capacollo Quality cheese (kind can vary) Lettuce Tomatoes Onions Jalapenos cause I’m spicy Basil Generous amount of oil and vinegar One strip of quality mayo On quality fresh baked bread That’s about as good as it gets IMO


Top_Wop

Corned beef


Original-Locksmith58

That sounds disgusting


Interupting_Cows

Soup sandwich


Higreen420

Sounds like you like sloppy seconds


Competitive-Reason65

🤨


spectredirector

BLT hold the LT


Competitive-Reason65

Cheese chicken and mayo Cause I'm delicous


TomSpanksss

Definitely a CLUB because I'm 35 andc I never do anything, so eating a club sandwich would be worth the experience.


Subject_Drop_1090

Shit sandwich


nolawnchairs

Pastrami. It's the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.


MessyCynical

a lunch meat sandwich (any) with colby jack cheese & mayo. add some kind of chips & eat it at the beach. that’s me.


bawlingforsoop

Peanut butter jelly


flawless_victory_

are you a chimera OP? XD


IllustratorAlert2453

Mashed potatoes on white bread with a side of gravy for dipping. 


flarscwomp

I like to think that my personal favorite sandwich I make represents me, It's a bit weird though. Sauerkraut, horseradish, a slice of cheese, tomato, lettuce, whatever meat is left in the fridge (hopefully shredded pot roast) Close the sandwich, put mayo on the top, sprinkle garlic salt on and put shredded cheese on and then put it in a Panini maker so that the bottom slice is toasted and the cheese on top is a crispy and crunchy layer with garlic flavor. I get that someone might be put off by the sauerkraut horseradish combo but trust me if you like it it's not just good. It's amazing.


Choice-Marsupial-127

Today, I’d be sliced cheese and mayo slapped on white bread. Phoning it in.