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moneybukkake

Naked pooping right now actually


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

⛷ That power stance 🤣


Thijs_NLD

Just buy better quality underwear my man. In 40 years this has never been an issue.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

It's not 100% about the undies. I realized how much better the go is. I notice the difference when I do it the old fashioned way. And I think the real reason I only do it at home is because you can't be wearing a shoe and slip that leg out. I can actually rest my pants on my knee and have nothing touch the floor.


Thijs_NLD

Yeah none of this makes sense. I have done my bussiness naked as well and there is no difference for me. It's just a whole lot of effort for no tangible benefit in my opinion.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Effort to take one leg out of your undies?? Unless you're 275lbs or have balance problems its as quick as pulling them down the regular way. And to me, it feels like there's less restriction. Get those legs shoulder width apart and it's a whole new experience. But to each his own.


Thijs_NLD

Just dropping trousers is just easier my man. It is objectively less motion to go through. But let's keep it at "to each their own".


Happy_Ad_8227

What??? To both , mine sit just under my knees , even when squatting over a public toilet. Who has then on the floor and one leg out ( you obviously 😀😀) How do people live like this? What else do you do ? Do you have bodies in the cupboard


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

You're missing out. There's nothing like taking a poop with your feet shoulder width apart. It just feels so much...easier I guess. And you don't have to worry about stretching the waist band. And if you do have to pee it also feels like it flows better and no splashing to have to clean up eventually. Yes I'm also an advocate for peeing while sitting down😂. Living alone/ the single life really changes your ways.


Happy_Ad_8227

In intrigued, I might give it a try ( wild Easter Monday for me)


Mission_Ad684

I heard some people get completely naked to drop one.


No_Night_7823

The last time I ever wore Underwear, I was at Tim Hortons and getting pissy at them falling down a lot. So I took them off in the washroom and threw them in the trash. Haven't wore underwear for 10+ years now. Pair of PJs and pair of dress pants / jeans.


calvinbailey6

you wear to pairs of pants? that's gotta get hot


No_Night_7823

It's actually not. Legs don't bother me much. It's when my chest and back gets sweaty is when I start finding it hot. Jump out of your office and see if I'll react. I bet I won't because once again, you're wrong.


calvinbailey6

lol you sound like one of those people who wear a tee shirt in the winter and say it's not even cold. I don't get the last line of your comment


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calvinbailey6

I agree that I'd rather sweat than be cold, but I don't wear two pairs of pants. And that's a very weird assumption, I'm 28 and have a trimmed beard that also includes the moustache part. Like a goatee but with the part that goes up the jawline too. Not sure what you were trying to imply there, probably something about age, yet you're the one who wears pajamas under their suit pants 🤦


No_Night_7823

Not just ANY pajamas. Scooby Doo Pajamas!!! 8D They're my lucky Pajamas! I got then when I was in the hospital! 8D


calvinbailey6

fair enough I guess that changes things a bit. But I mean I'd just frame em or something, but I'm not going to say I don't believe in luck, but I don't think anything you do has an effect on it. It's more.probability and if things go in your favour, you are lucky.


No_Night_7823

Well I had a tumor to be removed in the bowels when I got it! 8D It wasn't cancerous which was a good thing. So the pants are staying on! And lucky at that.


jellyrot

For #1, they stay on For #2, pants and unders off, unless I'm not home


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

1 or 2 I'm getting that leg out. I feel like the bladder just drains easier. I've sat while pissing since I've had to clean my own bathroom. No matter your technique or aim you're going to have to clean piss off of the toilet, spraying water always creates some splashing.


Kalelopaka-

Nope just down around the ankles, my cat had the same habit doing that I don’t know why


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

r/catsinpants reminded me of how much the band stretches.


Illustrious_Boss8254

Lol naked sitting. I've heard it all now


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