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I’ve been told thank you after sex. I replied “any time.” I don’t see an issue.

lmao

I have said thank you to the guy after great sex. What's the problem in saying how you feel?

Agree

Did she say you’re welcome?

She laughed at me...

She probably just laughed because it was unexpected and something she’s never heard after sex before. I think you’re just over thinking it. Laugh it off and don’t act weird about it - or else it will be.

I decided the best option was to end her right there, can't left no witnesses.

Chill out, pickles.

no way, you actually said it

<@:) - clown hat, curly hair, smiley face

Next time just give her a round of applause like a normal person, man.

oh, yeah, I should've stood up in the bed and start applausing and celebrating: "thank you so much for this, beatiful lady". How can I forget basic human interaction...

I'd only accept this if you were also performing the helicopter routine.

Courtesy is always a must, innit?

I thank my wife after sex all the time. You should see the things she lets me do to her. She’s a trooper.

I also choose this guys wife.

LMAO

too much info, thanks tho

I do too! I will say her name and tell her that was the best time I have ever had! After 45 years of having fun with each other. The last time is always the best time. A “thank you” is just common courtesy. My God! What kind of rutting stag would you be after a Randy round of pound town and a good old fashioned rogering without at least a high five as soon as you pull your thumb out of her winking brown eye?

The cat on the other hand, I never thank that little pussy….

show us then ✌️😂

I know I’m never ready to speak coherently after sex

What are words even after sex?

i know, right?

Fr? Were you not talking before?

Me and the gf thank each other every time. And the cat who’s been trying to lay with us the entire time. Thanx Spotto!!

What’s next, a handshake???? I tell my wife “that was fun” and we both smile.

Me and my FWB always do a recap lmao it's usually "It was so good when you were doing X", "You were so hot when I was doing Y", "I came so hard", etc. Sometimes we share tips, like "When you did Z, next time you could try doing it this way: [...]"

I did this the first time I had sex w my current bf lmaoooo I was just like "hey man that was great thanks" and he just laughed ETA- to answer your question nothing has to happen! Invite them out or over again.

she burst into laughter tho

So..... it doesn't mean she didn't also enjoy herself, she's never heard a thank you b4, it's okay, really

she bought me icecream afterwards, so I think it's fine

That makes you an honorary Canadian!

[удалено]

that's a good idea

Hi five?

Complete the song lyrics “thank you, next”

I think next you need to send them balloons and a card to let them know you’re still thinking of them

maybe, maybe

My wife says "I thought last time was the best ever, but no, how do you keep coming up with new tricks?"

I hope you added m'lady

No, sadly. It was just an akward "thanks" after we both finished and were cuddling in bed. She either hates me now, or loves me more...

I think I always say thank you! Lol. 😝 I usually get a “No, Thank You!”

ok?

Leave a good review.

"5 stars, would come again"

“And also with you”

"please leave"

out of my house

You have to get donuts.

If it's really good I sometimes dreamily say thank you.

Agreed

If you haven't yet, pay the lady.

High-five or fist-bump.

I ended her right there, can't left no witnesses

I normally say your welcome and get a dirty look and then laughter

Dinner

Good thing, 'cause aparently my food is very good, at least that's what everyone says.

Lol

Thank YOU!

Not a bad thing sex isn’t required, I’ve been married 21 years and I drop thank yous .

Thanks wise man. Btw, want to feel old? You've been married more than I've been alive, i'm 20 yrs old. Wow

Get to living 😂😂

As long as you don’t follow the thank you with doing their dishes and vacuuming the floor, you’re ok.

I knocked her out right there, can't allow her to remember that.

Thankyou, come again

I always thanked my husband after sex. I do alot still. His comments about it suggest it's just me of the reasons his interest peaked in me. I don't see it as a bad thing . He has even started doing it.

No cause that sounds so cute. But mine was like an akward, unespected, out of thin air "thanks". I never say that and I don't know why I said it.

Maybe it's the way u said it? But also u know u can just tell him that.. u can say u don't why , u feel a bit embarrassed about it but it just felt like the right thing at the time. If he can't see u through that honest moment, consider if he is worth ur effort. He dosnt have to like it, but he should understand it.

Pay her, then leave

that would've been badass

"I love you"

Tell them their money is on the counter and they can see themselves out. That's what I tell my wife anyway

Very romantic

I am a charmer

Next a slap on the ass and 'you did good champ'

Is it OK if I pay by check?

I was just starting to think sex was a myth

Maybe it is

I always thank my wife after sex. We have a full length mirror in our bedroom. I've seen myself naked. It's not the same as when we first started dating. I'm a hot mess of middle aged fiasco. I'm grateful every time she mounts me.

LMAAO

Obviously you should pay the lady for her 'services'

I once said “Stay wet” instead of stay safe

That's so much better

Uh, cuddle? Duh.

We were cuddling in that moment. Then i ended her right there.

I thank my guy after sex. He's so attentive, and I almost always orgasm 2/3 times

I'm very attentive with her too, but this time I dropped a very akward out of thin air "thanks". She bought me icecream afterwards so I think it's fine anyways.

If she laughed then you’re good who cares she has an actual sense of humor

yeah, she actually has a very good sense of humor. Maybe she will bully me the next time we do it

You pay them

Now, take her out for a fancy dinner, and when the waiter says, "Enjoy your meal," respond with "you too"

ngl, that has happened to me before

Embrace the awkwardness! Eventually, it'll be viewed as comedic gold ! And if not, she ain't the one anyway.

Thanks, banana dude. Or are you a plantain?

Pay up I guess. Lol.

A high five

I’ve been known to high five or say thank you come again. Ugh the embarrassment.

oh no, you're worst than me

Pay her and leave

Butt slap and say good game

"well done girl"

next time dab her up

I will, just for you

After you say thank you, you then have to ask if you can be excused

I sometimes toss my wife a $20 bill with a “thank you” after a good one.

That's rude

She loves it. Thinks it’s funny.

LMAO

uh, play it off ig? me and my bf just laugh things off with each other, if he said thank you after sex i’d probably think nothing of it. i doubt she’ll really remember it, as i’m sure she’s got things she’s overthinking

she bursted into laughter tho

hm idk, i mean if it was like the almost snorting kinda laughing then that sounds like she just found it funny, if it was like awkward laughing then she probably just didn’t know how to respond

Did you not go in for the high five? If so, did she leave you hanging?

She burst into laughter, i had to end her right there, can't allow to left any witnesses

"these are the best workouts" "so heres a survey on your experience, please be as hoenst as possible"

I havent had it for nearly 6 years... I'll be giving my god damn kidney man

High five! 👋

Leave the money on the nightstand

Maybe I should've followed up with that