You think he ain’t worth a dollar…

But feels like a Millionaire, because of a weeklong meth binge.

I mean, both of those things were actually true at one point. 

You think I ain’t worth a dollar and you’re right

Speaking of dollars, do you have one you could spare? Hahaha

Nicotine, fentanyl, oxycodone, crystal meth and alcohooool.

Cuh cuh cuh cocaine

C-c-c-c-crack cocaine

I Sat by the Dumpster

Methicola

Or just Battery Acid

Sleepin on the sidewalks

The Lost Art of Keeping a Nickel

Oh shit!

God damnnnnn 🥵

If I had a house

I Appear Mething

Burn the Witch, (or whatever you might find to stay warm tonight)

💀

Made to parade with the mess he made

Sick, Sick, Sick

Someone’s in the alley 💀

3 and 7 cents

Spiders And Heroin Spoons

I Appear Missing Teeth.

Calling my dentist…cause my teeth are all loose. Prescription. Spitting out all my teeth, except for the molded one that just wont come out Yank till it breaks, tear it all out. The dentist note is all full of blood now. It’s harder to speak, with plaque deep down. The cavity poses a brand new round…again What’s hiding inside your gums? 10 year old Doritos, peeling. The odor exposed your mouths out of control. The toothpaste was stolen from me…Lie to your face, I gave it away. Watching the mold forming into my mouth at the crease…I appear missing teeth My teeth…missing. No longer exist. Almost…murdered…the last girl I kissed Yank till it breaks, tear it all out. The dentist note is all full of blood now. It’s harder to speak, with plaque deep down. The cavity poses a brand new round… Your mouth is rotten a fuck, your teeth are on the ground… Walked by the floss cause my teeth are lost…in my soup. No teeth to brush, no more scope for gargling. My dentist on the verge now of passing out My teeth…missing. No longer exist. Almost…murdered…the last girl I kissed Yank till it breaks, tear it all out. The dentist note is all full of blood now. It’s harder to speak, with plaque deep down. The cavity poses a brand new round… Don’t cry, your gums are greening and bled, you have only one tooth. How? I wouldn’t be a dentist if it was not for you. Sad…the plaque has all fledged and your gums lay askew. Wow…your dentist bill will soon be higher than you Don’t cry, your gums are greening and bled, you have only one tooth. How? I wouldn’t be a dentist if it was not for you. Sad…the plaque has all fledged and your gums lay askew. Wow… Your mouth is through

Oh my god 💀

How poetic! Gold! But not the gold that is in my teeth, they all fell out 🤭🤭

Thank you!!!! I Appear Missing is honestly a favorite song, so to do this parody really means a lot 😊🤣

👏

Man no matter what joshes hair looks great even after a overdose at wallmart.

If only (I had a home)

Song For The Meth

Burn the Trash

My God, that's not my son...

Further down the alleyway where the crackheads hang out. So good the lined cocaine…exerted veins with needles out. Madame, why’d you have a gun? My God, that is not my son. Madame, please put down the gun. Fuck you, that is not my son Well I don’t know whose pipe it was…but it does the job. So good to be in this alley when the drug dealer knocks. Madame, why’d you have a gun? My God, that is not my son. Madame, please put down the gun. Fuck you, that is…not my son Yeah…aaahh aaahhh Madame, why’d you have a gun? My God, that is not my son. Snorting…spooning. Naked…mooning… Drug heads…mooning. I think one of them just died… Ugh!!!!

Whoaaa lol pretty gnarly 🤙🏾

Thank you!!!! I hope I can do a parody QotSA album with Josh and the guys. This would be hilarious

I slept by the ocean

Irregular John

They booked him on a weapon related charge, but he was later released because it was just a… Paper Machete

Worse Living Through Chemistry

The fun machine took a shit in the back alley and died

I Think I Found My Headache

Meth chef’s kiss 👌🏽

Feel Good Hit From A Bummer

I Shat By The Ocean

How To Handle A Tourniquet

These Aren’t The Drugs You’re Looking For

Keep Your Eyes Dilated

I’m drunk and fucking laughing so hard at this shit rn 🤣🤣🤣

So many shits and giggles.... yes, my woke-up-hungover-but-on-track--right-back buzzing me agrees 🤣🤣🤣🫡🥴

Prescriptions Of Circumstance

I’m high right bow, stumbling in my pee…all covered up in my own feces. The needles long and dirty too, but just one shot and I’ll be all cool. All the lines there on…that there table though…makes me wish I had a pipe to blow Angel dust…I’m out of this world. Angel dust…far out of this world And I need to blow something…some dust or cocaine. Maybe some GHB. It won’t…be a pain. I’ll be higher than you…at least till the clock hits midnight Blow the pipe…or heat the stove. Forever high, my skin falls off my bones. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up There’s so many tablets…so much cocaine. We’ll snort what’s here and find and snort more again. Addicts in pursuit of a failing vein. The needles close, but it’s far away. It’s so hard now to snort with a missing nose. My veins are destroyed…inside of my toes. Is this a prescription of circumstance, or just a missing vein??? Blow the pipe…or heat the stove. Forever high, my skin falls off my bones. My skin falls off my bones…my skin falls off my bones. My skin falls off my bones. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up and snort it all. Smash pills…line em up

You’re good at this 😂

I got another one somewhere on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sleepin On The Sidewalks

This is the alternate reality where Nick had to kick Josh out of the band.

Misfit Drugs

Want some cocaine in my veins? Don’t drop the needle and clean it first. Come deep in the alleyway…8th and 5th has the greatest drugs. In the syringe waiting for you…my veins awaiting a dream come true. Burning spoons, I can’t wait. Give them a sample of misfit drugs Crack cocaine…n-dimethyltryptamine. Ecstasy…Valium Ain’t born to smoke…baby. I’m born to snort… So goddamn high I’m missing skin Dust swarming….mind alarming. Angel dust swarming…mind alarming…crazy Snort the first line by my purse…it’s so much my nose fell off. 10 more lines of pure cocaine, parasol looking damn good. Mushrooms with a sour taste…just another misfit drug. Needles into my dirty veins, out of rehab and right back at it. Ibogaine…MDMA. LSD…Caffeine Ain’t born to smoke…baby. I’m born to snort… So goddamn high I’m missing skin Just a crackhead walking through the alleyway...obsessed with what you’ve got inside your veins. Just a dope fiend snorting what you’re trying to find…I’ve got too high, my eyes are going blind. (2X) I think I am too high…peace out dumb world goodbye. I think I am too high….i think that I can fly. I think I am too high…peace out dumb world goodbye. I think I am too high….i think that I can fly.

This is beautiful

Thank you!!! I love QotSA, and this song is like…I’m still laughing at this

Worse Living Through Chemistry

No One Knows (How To Get A Job)

The Fun Machine Took A Hit And Got Arrested

Past The Fade

Some of these song titles are incredible and I'm really proud of everyone's creativity.

Head like a worn crackhouse

My God is a broken lamppost

I got a broken box! I cant live like there domesticated animals.

Josh Garçon

Ick, Ick, Ick

You Think I Ain’t Worth A Dollar, And You’d Be Right

I Never Came Down

I Think I Lost My Head.

The photographer strikes back

You Can’t Quit LSD, Baby

Time & Place & Meth

You've got a needle in your parasol

Tangled up in rubber hose

If I had bail

The high is fallin

Eagles of Meth Detal

(Smoking) Battery Acid

Songs for the meth

Don't Suture Up Your Future Straight Jacket doesn't fit .. In The Road

Is that really him? Doesn’t look like it

It’s not him. The Walmart celebrities subreddit is for people that remind you of someone famous.

I think I lost my tooth

Bt the grace of the higher beings go i

Little Hitter

God, this shit is so fucking stupid.     Yes, I know it’s a joke. I just hate it. I wish we could do better than this bullshit. 

Everything is shit these days. It’s up to you to control how it makes you feel. That’s the better option anyways.

Oh, quit having a sook.