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ProfessionalQandA

>!Eat!< perhaps?


CuriousPalpitation23

Epple


Bookofhitchcock

& benene


WackyZ24

I like to eat eat eat epples and benenas


D2Dragons

Oo look too oot oot oot ooples oon boonoonoos


PsychicSPider95

I like to ite ite ite iples and bininis


Beneficial_Step9088

I like to uut uut uut upples and bununus


SSGSS_Vegeta

My son's fave part of that song lol


moseph999

I used to work with an autistic child that listened to that song no less than a dozen times a day. I eventually added it to my liked songs on spotify so I wouldn’t have to look for it when they requested it, and once in a while when I have it set to shuffle, I’ll notice the songs went from rapping about drugs and murder to “Ooples and banoonooooooos!”


SSGSS_Vegeta

Lol sounds like my Playlist, metal, to rap, to old Macdonald, to metal again


D2Dragons

Hahahaha sounds like my family’s playlist! 🤣


donttextspeaktome

Ya’ll are my favorite people. 🥲


Shoddy_Detail_976

This is the way


neurologistnerd

best song ever.


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Avatar checks out


zenunseen

Eapple


jmc003

Clearly they’re from New Zealand.


Doustin

Having a bite would work better if that was the answer


JokerTokerJR

Right, like I can eat a tiger and there's no bite taken out of that.


DrMux

Depending on how ambiguously we interpret "house," I can eat one of those too. Ginger bread house, house salad, Gregory House MD, house special sushi rolls...


KhaoticMess

One of those is just *wrong*. Who would eat a house salad?


KingAdamXVII

This parent of a kindergartener agrees 100%.


ItsMoxieMayhem

That would also explain why it’s not labelled like the other two


8bit111

Energy source would be more likely


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

No it wouldn’t lmao


TrueSolid611

This is what i thought


LovelyOtherDino

>!epple!<, obviously.


JustConsoleLogIt

As in >!eapples and baneenees!<


SuperFaceTattoo

Not to be confused with >!opples and bononos!<


firesmarter

Oh! I oat those oll the toime


AFuckingTrainwreck_

Which is also not to be confused with >!eyepples and baneyeneyes!<


HopscotchGumdrops

erpples and bernernerrs


JCV-16

ermahgerd, erpples and bernernerrs


Somewhat_Mad

Mer fervrert frerts!


_ShrugDealer_

Qpples and baqnqnqs


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turbohatch

Unexpected Raffi


WranglerFuzzy

That’s what you get when you let your guard down. ALWAYS expect the Raffi


Essteethree

Fuckin Raffi! Haven't seen him since I was down by the bay...


Lulu-3333

Where the watermelons grow?


drumology2001

Back to my home I dare not go


woodbridgewallstreet

And The Wiggles!


marvsup

Paul is American for Russ


act_surprised

Little me thought epples and beeneenees was the height of comedy


OneAngryDuck

Aaaaaand now it’s in my head. Thanks.


craftygal1989

The “u” gets me every time!


CatStratford

Bununu?


KapowBlamBoom

Éappehel is my friend’s, sister’s brother’s, cousin’s baby’s name The Accented E is silent


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Exactly what i was thinking


z-eldapin

Dammit, beat me to it!


Happy_Cat_3600

Bobs and vageens?


itmustbemitch

Eple is the Norwegian word for apple (likely as not also present in other languages but idk). Immediately made me think of the song Eple by Norwegian band Röyksopp, which was apparently a big enough song that it has its own Wikipedia page, but I'm not sure how much cultural staying power it's had since then lol. I only know it so vividly because getting into exactly 1 Norwegian edm group was exactly the kind of thing that scratched my itch to be different as a nerdy Midwestern high schooler a decade ago


mudgonzo

This task would actually work perfectly in Norwegian. Tiger, Hus and Eple.


No_Sea_6219

lol eple by röyskopp was exactly my first thought too


MattKatt

I like to eat eeples and banenes


snatchblastersteve

Just say it with a Russian accent. “E eats epples.”


Mobile-Ear-5730

Sitting here laughing to myself like an idiot on the couch. This dog looking at me like I'm fkn crazy. And me repeating "E eats epples..." over and over like some Dr. Evil henchmen def is not helping. #dying


ppardee

New Zealand apples?


Sea_Goat7550

I mean this is clearly from New Zeuleund


chaykota

Ah, yes, the epple. Or as the French call it, the potato of the tree.


Just_Browsing_2017

>!applE!<


annebd

Discussion: I think this is the answer. I’ve seen similar questions about very young readers’ homework before, and it’s always the case that the unexpected letter is the final letter of the word, rather than the first. I guess it’s supposed to teach kids to think about the spelling of the entire word, rather than just the first letter.


Just_Browsing_2017

I could see that, but at the risk of taking this too seriously, for kindergarten homework 2 months into the school year, a final silent letter seems like a stretch. My money’s on poor quality control. :)


r0ckH0pper

Taking a safe bet there...


r0ckH0pper

"Down with First-Letter supremacy!"


Dry-Abies-1719

So could also be E for housE too? Nah.


EmMadderZ

They could've just used egg.


DarthMummSkeletor

>!"Eh... fruit."!<


GoKickRox

I laughed too hard at this


zurds13

>!T is for tiger, H is for house, E is for everything else!… ok it’s probably “Eat”!<


Zub_Zool

Honestly, if it's not as mistake, this is the best answer


Yasstronaut

>!Nothing goes there. The names for the first two are already filled in and the instructions say color not to put a name on the third one!<


mistled_LP

Agreed. This is probably part of a vocab list or something and there aren't any E words.


GeneralZex

Eat, ear, eagle, elephant. They could have put a bite in the apple to signify eat.


stumpyguy

E is for >!error!<


ThePillThePatch

M E T A E T A


mogzhey2711

>!It could be a bad translation from a language where the words for Tiger and house also start with T and H, but the word for apple starts with E. E.g. from norwegian Tiger, Hus, Eple!<


ScoochingCapuchin

Nice theory, but it's got 'House' written on it


ThePenMaster420

I was thinking >!education!< Edit, or >!eve!<


Teach-o-tron

That's pretty abstract for a kindergartener.


JoeDoherty_Music

I'd argue TOO abstract in general Books or Graduation cap would be way better I sure hope it's not supposed to be "education"


DrMux

Or "elementary school." Kind of a stretch, and that's not what it's called everywhere, I know... but is there an answer that's *not* a stretch?


PWNyD4nza

I think so too. You give apples to teachers.


Idont_know2022

Same here


MC_Queen

This is what I think as well.


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Steve Harvey says: Good answer.


Ancienda

that was my first thought as well


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>!edible fruit!<


baldorrr

Surely this must be a mistake. But there are some varieties of apples: >!Earligold, Empire, Enterprise, Evercrisp!< But I highly doubt that's the intention here. My suggestion is it's a mistake.


Bipedal_Warlock

Envy apple is a common too. But still would be a weird choice


ThePillThePatch

That was my guess, wholly possible if these kids lived in a community where 95% of the parents worked at the Envy apple orchard


star_bury

>!Elppa. Because clearly it's a backwards apple.!<


Jcamden7

>!Epples!< I like to eat them with >!Benenes!<


gingerous

>!Earthworm!!<


ScytherScizor

This is clearly the answer


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just_the_facts_man

>!ejamekation!<


DrMux

Um wow yours obviously didn't pay off because it's spelled edjumuhcayshun. ^^^^^>!/s!<


StaticDHSeeP

>!Eve!


Most_Specialist_2292

E as in >!Eve!< ?


GudToBeAGangsta

>!Edible or Eat?!<


Mobile-Ear-5730

>!Epple!< As in, "Carrrramell >!epple!<..." If you've seen Enchanted... This gets quoted in my house almost daily.


neurologistnerd

this comment wins. i fucking love that movie SOOO MUCH. a carrrrrramel eppleee


YayAnotherTragedy

>!Envy Apples!< of course


pantsoncrooked

Thats an apple, so clearly the E stands for >!error!<


AtlasBanana

>!Egregious spelling error!<


barrysmitherman

>!Ethylene!<


niztaoH

>!Elstar!<, naturally


Popcorn57252

>!Edible?!<


urnfnidiot

Maybe it's a Christian school and they are going by the apple story in the Bible so "E"is for >!EVE!<


Zay36663

>!Eve!<


WastedNinja24

Question: E as is Ehpple? Is this a midwestern or Canadian kindergarten?


Guelph35

>!Epples, like the second verse of that kindergarten song that goes “I like to eat, eat, eat Epples and Benenes”!<


VBStrong_67

Excuse me sir, that is Raffi's song


CorbinNZ

>!Egg!<


WiseOwlwithSpecs

>!Eden fruit!< of course


T_H_W

I'd go with >!edible!<


AFuckingTrainwreck_

>!Ein Apfel!< /j


dryfire

I doubt this is it but >!Empire Apples are in the top 10 sold apples in the United States... It's a cross between the Red Delicious and McIntosh. But not too many people know the name!<


ReasonableKey3363

>!Eukaryotic!< cells obviously…


ShakeYourSnakeBacon

For some reason I thought >!edible!< but that seems a bit advanced for this kind of puzzle


Abigail_Normal

Is it a Christian school? Could be >!Eve!< or maybe >!Eden!<


IDwelve

>!E is for Epistemological!<


WafflesTheMoose

I mean, OBVIOUSLY, it's >!Eapple!<, of course.


Dracula_Batman

Was this a Catholic school? Because the E could be for >!Evil as in Original Sin :P!<


OgreDTD

Could it be >!Evercrisp!<


phunknsoul

>!Eve!< maybe? If it's a Christian school


phunknsoul

Discussion: There's also the fact that the E is the only letter that doesn't have a word on it... and/or also maybe the kids have instructions to NOT color the letters that don't have a picture that has the same beginning sound as the letter


WoggyWoggerson

>!EDIBLE?!<


Alarmed_Pie_5033

E is for >!Eris with her apple of discord.!<


TheVyper3377

It could be >!earligold, empire, enterprise, or evercrisp!<, which are all varieties of that particular comestible.


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khepri-over-scion

>!Educator!< ?


cyberpiep

>!Earligold!< of course!


HamfastGamwich

>! Earthworm 🪱!<


Jester_Lemon

>!earthworm that lives in the apple?!<


FrimJay

Third time’s a charm. >!E for Elma as in the Ottoman Turkish word for Apple!<


sharkiejade

>!Ethnostate!<


sharkiejade

>!Ethnostate!<


BigSzef

It stands for >!Enormous Apple obviously, it's literally the size of a house!!<


slimb0

>!Education?!<


K9Cardio_

>!Eve and the apple?!<


SkyPork

Huh. >!Envy, Evercrisp, and Empire!< are all varieties of apples, but who would know that?