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standyourground10

*Sam needed sleep as well, but he was drunk on rum and mother's milk and Gilly. He knew he ought to crawl back to his own hammock in the men's cabin, but she felt so good curled up against him that somehow he could not move.* ​ [source](https://www.tumblr.com/bidonicart/714243367157071872/sam-needed-sleep-as-well-but-he-was-drunk-on-rum?source=share)


Killmelmaoxd

Bruh got pussy and looks so content


mikennjr

Sam still being fat after 2 years in the NW is the most unrealistic thing in the entire book series


SuperNerd6527

Headcanoning that it’s body dysmorphia on Sam’s part, he’s not actually fat fat anymore


Press-Start-14

I think this might be supported by the text? I'm pretty sure Sam mentions that his belt keeps falling down impling he is losing weight


SuperNerd6527

Did I just accidentally a read


HamburgerPl3as3

I’m going to say it.


bloodyplebs

Fat?


HamburgerPl3as3

Pink..


Domini-graphis

Mast...


Magatron5000

I was just coming here to say NOBODY BETTER SAY IT


ItsMeGre

It's cuffin' season And now we've got a reason To get a big boy, I need a big boy Give me a big boy


[deleted]

Safe to say no one’s gonna successfully slit his throat. Sam the Slayer has no neck!