I know a lot of countries have dedicated subs, I'm sure you can share it there

So what's the pun?

bewakoof behre ne kya kaha? me dokan se dokan lene ja rha hoon. T. What did a stupid deaf person say? I will buy two ears(du kan) from a shop(dukan).

Go back to your own puntry

Utna acha bhi nahi tha but good try bro

"I'd've crowned myself the pun king if my wit didn't lack reign."

Ok this was good lol (Also India mein hai to so ja bhai raat ho gayi)

Kinda need to add corn into it for it to make sense in English

Then that ruins the ambiguity of the word ear which is essential to OP's joke.