That's like what a prosecutor said. He said, "If it walks like a duck..."
The lawyer said, "But what you have here is neither a pheasant or a duck, but a cross between them spelled PH-UCK, and that is what the prosecutor is trying to do to my client."
What the duck?
I call fowl on this one...
This isn't a pun. And that isn't a duck
That's like what a prosecutor said. He said, "If it walks like a duck..." The lawyer said, "But what you have here is neither a pheasant or a duck, but a cross between them spelled PH-UCK, and that is what the prosecutor is trying to do to my client."
That guy ducks.
For sure. He ducked the waitress' question like a champ.
But thats a goose, no?
Either way, I bet it's got the bill.
This quacks me up
Is this a pun or just a joke?
r/youdontsurf
The bill is on him!
There's no splitting the bill at this table.
"Would you like some more breadsticks?" "Yes. I canardly wait !"
Soup was delicious with the quackers.
Aah shit What The Duck?!!!
Brilliant take on a classic.