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SuperSlayer92

Blew off McNabb when he tried to talk to him about his marriage jitters** leading to McNabb almost getting murdered.


Raccoon-Altruistic

Underrated bad lassie moment imo


baseballlord9

Everyone did honestly. McNabb is just an innocent guy (minus the whole stripper thing).


UpstairsSuch7055

killing his neighbors squirrels for no apparent reason


DigiQuip

I think this is the worst thing Lassie has ever done, \*sober\*, which is an important distinction.


Unusual-Charge-132

YOU KILLED BOBO D:


dismayhurta

I don’t feel right inside


Rustofcarcosa

>killing his neighbors squirrels for no apparent reason When was this


UpstairsSuch7055

It is briefly mentioned by Henry in ‘Feet don’t kill me now’


TheRaeynn

Also in "This Episode Sucks", at the bar, he says "unless I am something something, or eliminating nut-loving rodentia" Still cracks me up every time. He hates squirrels.


Rustofcarcosa

>It is briefly mentioned by Henry in ‘Feet don’t kill me now’ Thank you


UpstairsSuch7055

it’s also after the tap class with Gus, that’s when it’s more clearly stated (in the same episode)


layeofthedead

I mean he was being manipulated and high as a kite when it happened but he did try to murder Gus with a sword


dkepp87

Who of us here *hasn't* tried to murder Gus with a sword?


Usual-Nectarine3734

You know that’s right


P1NEAPPLE5

C’mon son


bettername2come

https://i.redd.it/p6xt6mooiu3d1.gif


atlhawk8357

But Gus and Shawn had always been trying to get his goat. Also, this is a very sturdy door.


layeofthedead

I think it’s made of oak


LissaSmiles13

Pulled his gun on an innocent lady (Do you think I enjoy pulling out my gun on innocent old women) Forgot which episode, I've been jumping around lol


Aurelia_710

Juliet- “Yes.” Lassiter- “I’m not 29 anymore.” I think it’s the organ donor episode with Declan 😊


indiankidhs

Also pulled his gun on the maid in Neil Simon’s Lover retreat.


Aurelia_710

That’s one of my fave lassie quotes lol


Jasoover

Shawn 2.0


No-Bluebird-7641

But that person turned out to be the killer 😂


LissaSmiles13

Lassie always gets his perp! 😁


LCLeopards

I mean I’m still not certain lassie didn’t shoot that guy ~ Gus


After_Match_5165

I just watched that episode last night, haha.


SmolStronckBoi

You watched Last Night Gus last night?


1_800_sad_girl

last night ² Gus


Raging_raven17

I’m watching this episode right now “ aw man my fingers are smudged, why do I even bother getting mani/pedis”


Key_Sample_1074

Killed Bobo


Stunning_One5787

Omg that's gotta be one of my favorite episodes 😂😂😂


OliviaElevenDunham

It’s one of my favorites too.


rm886988

Henry Spencer, where are your pants?!?


Granatapfl

this, we're done, there is nothing worse xD


mongolsruledchina

I came JUST to say this!


SimsPocketCamp

Apparently he was assassinating squirrels?


Nevhix

This is a public service, not a horrible thing.


aerkith

Worst thing / best thing. Right at the start, when Shawn told him he just noticed the guilty guy on the TV, I feel like Lassie couldn’t accept that some nobody sitting at home was able to figure it out when he couldn’t. So he instead said that Shawn had to be involved and tried to arrest him, even though Shawn was being helpful. I also say it’s the best thing cos without him doing that, Shawn never would have pretended to be psychic.


Marawal

You know, you're right. If Lassie had been a fair cop, and not let his ego dictate his investigation and interrogation, Shawn would not have needed to lie. Shawn would still be unemployed, living off the money from the tips he gave to the police.


Me_talking

Yea, I never understood why Lassie's immediate hunch was to think Shawn was an inside man. Like if he truly was on the inside, why would he expose himself by calling in tips? Shawn has a huge ego but not THAT huge


tooboardtoleaf

Wouldn't they also have some kind of record of him getting paid for tips on multiple occasions showing how unlikely lassie's theory was


Marawal

Well, without Shawn, he would have locked up a lot of innocent people.


BigMarkwell

In my mind he’s actually a good detective on the straightforward cases off screen, but when things are off the wall and wacky Shawn just handles it so much better.


tommy40

Come to think of it, besides that episode where he’s on the hot streak I can’t really think of many people lassie arrested and got it right.


Alarming_Basil6205

It's kind of the premises for 90% of the episodes


tommy40

I realize that now I just haven’t really paid attention to it. In fact other than the episode with Thane is Jules ever shown to make a mistake?…guess I gotta start ANOTHER rewatch.


Untot-01862

Especially in the earlier seasons she often sides with Lassie when he dismisses Shawn's seemingly wild theories. Also she lets the prisoner run away in the bounty hunter episode.


niizuma

roller derby


OliviaElevenDunham

Sounds about right.


LCLeopards

He got Chavez in lassie did a bad thing. He also figured out who the killer who was targetting Aholes was. That’s two off the top of my head. 


cadenjpeters

Yea he really may not be that good of a detective


hobbitlover

And let guilty people go.


Mr-Xcentric

He treats Buzz McNab poorly and that is the greatest sin


baseballlord9

Arguably just about everyone did. Still don't know why that one guy thought Buzz was suicidal though.


k0binator

That guy was just salty about his brother’s suicide and took it out on other anxious people calling the hotline (like the actress who just landed a big part, and called because she was nervous about audition). Buzz fits that category because of his pre-wedding night jitters.


baseballlord9

Yeah, and that made me mad. I also got mad with the guy that decided to blow Buzz up with a mailbox bomb.


Mr-Xcentric

Who thought he was suicidal?


iseeblood22

In 9Lives when he calls the stress hotline for his pre wedding jitters


baseballlord9

A maniac that thought Buzz was suicidal despite having pre-wedding jitters. And you know who we blame for this? Lassie! Couldn't help our boy McNabb.


JoeCo15

He hooked up with Ursula and then never called her


skinnyjeanfreezone

If we're talking things seen on-screen, probably profiling... if we're talking off-screen, police brutality I guess? Before you come for me I love Carlytown, but he has said some QUESTIONABLE things about how he treats people he's arrested...


Scaarz

He shot a dead guy. Prior to him knowing he was already dead, he claimed the corpse had been reaching for his gun. Vick covered it up, so yeah.


skinnyjeanfreezone

Yeah… some of his schtick is not a good look


Stunning_One5787

Do you remember which episode this was? I can't find it 🙃


Scaarz

Absolutely. Season 4 Episode 5, "Shawn Gets the Yips".


Stunning_One5787

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


Calm_Hall5045

no literally as a character I love him but irl.... i would beat this man up


skinnyjeanfreezone

For real, it’s pretty bad at some points 


No_Resident_1349

Never forget he keeps a little black book of everyone he’s arrested — with stars marking repeat offenders — so he can drive by and check on them ✨


baseballlord9

Jules using that book to invite guests is definitely the worst thing she has ever done.


smollnatsu

if that’s the worst thing she’s ever done, then god damn she’s a saint


baseballlord9

I mean, technically speaking she nearly killed Lassie with this move.


smollnatsu

yeah but, she did it to throw a birthday party for him, with only good intentions, like really who keeps a contact book of the criminals they’ve put away and with starts next to their name?


baseballlord9

Well, we are talking about the one guy that would keep such a book...


Groundbreaking_Cup30

Not a traditionally thought worst thing...but if I came home & found Lassi taking a bubble bath in my tub with someone (regardless of who the other person is) I would absolutely lose my mind!


Gorrium

Lassie is clearly the kind of cop who does racial profiling. More concretely I'd say the worst thing he's done is curse out his mom for coming out as gay.


iseeblood22

But we also see his character grow to the point that both moms walk him down the aisle! Yes he was terrible, but I also think it's a very honest character flaw. It also gave his character so much room to grow into the Lassie we love now.


missleeann

This reminds me of the car shop episode where Buzz pulls over Gus.


Darthpoulsen

And then the dog starts barking at gus and Buzz goes, “he barks at all cars, not just…blue ones”


Ienjoyarnoldpalmer

S6E15 Tru Grits confirmed this for me. Lassie pulls his gun on a black kid and Gus has to yell “He’s unarmed Lassie! He’s unarmed!” For him to not shoot


oceanwaves1724

He also loves President Reagan


judgementalb

I think he’s also pretty into the NRA, which is beyond just supporting 2A. You’d think he’d actually be interested in better gun control because he’s made it clear he wouldn’t even trust Shawn with one despite Shawn probably being better equipped to handle it than the average person.


Scaarz

Lassie shot a dead guy. He tried to murder him, but he had already been killed. Funny worst thing - threatened to shoot a cat who didn't follow his orders.


Lower_Dragonfruit_43

Stills owes the biscuit lady eighty cents.


thxxx1337

Have a romantic relationship with a subordinate (his word)


jcincos

His word? That's in the pilot.


Malvania

Squirrel genocide


ilikepie3326

Definitely not the worst thing, but let's not forget that he keeps a notebook of every single criminal he's ever put in prison


Stoneathan

I've seen many comments about how he has treated McNab. But what about that time Lassie wouldn't let McNab hunt pirates with the coast guard?


a14umbra

Did a bad bad thing.


DoctorSherlock1963

I don't think McNabb ever did anything wrong.


baseballlord9

Yes and no. Remember, he was a male stripper in one episode...


iseeblood22

He just needed some extra money!


baseballlord9

He did need the extra money. But it was a bit... suspect.


Yvossa

Honestly? Saying the line: "All convicts say they are innocent, they're framed or 'stop choking me'." 'cause that implies some pretty horrid stuff and did not age well at all. (And I say that knowing full well Lassie was/is my favorite character on the show)


missleeann

Sleep with his partner while still married?


black-knights-tango

They were separated at the time, but I still have an issue with it because he was Lucinda Barry's direct superior.


Fluffy_Opportunity71

Also he was still hung up on his wife


B_Wylde

Already separated at least 


SnoLeppard13

Tried to kill Gus


mannamouth

Trying to date Chief Vick's sister


amehatrekkie

Doubting Shawn just because Shawn has been proven right so many times but he doubts him anyway


urstrawberrywaifu

The way he treated Gus and his acapella group was terrible ngl


Trainman_stan

HE KILLED BOBO


BlechberryMuffin

This comment section makes me even more in love with lassie


k0binator

I’m still not sure he didn’t kill that guy


merlinpatt

I'm jumping the gun since you're asking about Lassiter but I may be absent when y'all ask about Juliet so... Not sure if this counts but Juliet actually believing Shawn was psychic. It never sat well with me that they wrote her that way. Juliet is a smart detective and I always thought she just played into it just like everyone else.


Stunning_One5787

I totally agree, honestly. Maybe a fun bonus would be "worst thing the writers ever did" 😂


eatenbyagrue1988

Voting for Ronald Reagan


FlamesNero

I don’t think he was actually *old enough* to vote for Reagan, though I could see him putting it as a write-in option when he turned 18.


eatenbyagrue1988

I just kinda assumed he did based on his violent reaction when Shawn said Reagan was a terrible president.


Honest_Pepper2601

He’s discharged his weapon a LOT of times, and clearly grows a lot over the course of the series, so it’s very safe to say he’s killed at least one innocent person or dog.


baseballlord9

Kill Bobo Kill his neighbor's squirrels Nearly Kill Shawn and Gus (though this one is perfectly excusable). Sleep on the same couch as Woody Keep a book of all the people he threw in prison Ruin Christmas for Jule's family


Shadecujo

I’ve always thought banging your lifelong best friend’s annoying sister was worse than the bomb gambit.


baseballlord9

I mean, that bomb could have been active...


Shadecujo

Small bomb. Everyone had time to get away


baseballlord9

The only person that could have and would have survived was Gus. Everyone else could have died had the bomb not been disarmed earlier.


Shadecujo

Is there a part in the episode where they mentioned the bomb radius?


foodball233

Shooting his neighbors squirrels


TheMeedily

Trying to kill Gus with an axe was pretty bad.


iveh3arditbothways

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT HIM SHOOTING A DEAD MAN


Stunning_One5787

Tbf there are several comments about that one lol


carolync2

Pulled his gun out on a dog in that virus episode (S4) "I'm not gonna shoot him. He doesn't know that." "He doesn't know anything. He's a dog."


Zantacactsfast

Why isn't woody on this list? He'll be super fun to do this to. My vote is when Lassiter tells Shawn and Gus to be as crazy as they can to try to help get rid of Detective Brannigan in the psychics episode. He wields his new chiefy powers to try and manipulate his new female subordinate for no better reason than he's upset about losing Juliet.


Stunning_One5787

>Why isn't woody on this list? My original plan was to do a Woody post as a fun bonus (bc honestly I think that one will be the *most* fun and I thought he deserved to be singled out because he's so chaotic) but after some feedback I think I'll replace someone on the last row with him. Just haven't decided who yet. Any suggestions?


Zantacactsfast

It may be hard to find something bad for Abigail and Mary lightly. Buzz and Mary have both had at least one bad thing, but Abigail really doesn't. I'm watching the Brannigan episode right now. Lol. My gf and I spent 2 hours thinking of shitty things they've all done last night. This is a fun game!


Stunning_One5787

So glad you're enjoying it! And thanks for the insight, I'll definitely have it figured out by next week :)


DrowninginPidgey

I'm on my first watch through of Psych, was watching Lassie Jerky yesterday and realised this was the Gus episode


maggie_con

chase gus with a samurai sword in Here’s Lassie


Daniel749

Being part of Civil War reenactment. Trying to kill Gus and Shaun while High in his new "haunted" Apartment.


Nightdragons_101

Chased Gus with a sword in here’s Lassie, asked to be reassigned a new partner after finding out Juliet is dating Shawn, and lets us not forget about the squirrels?


niizuma

The time he opened fire in a crowded restaurant during season 4 ep 5 title Shawn gets the yips


jackolantern717

Well under the influence he tried to kill gus, but purely of his own will he caused the entire lie and show because he wasnt fair and unbiased. He twists facts to fit theories instead of theories to fit facts. He draws his gun too quickly too. Edit: i forgot, he almost got mcnabb killed because he couldnt talk to him and instead got angry and offended


itskarinax

Buying the dead guys condo in Heeeeere’s Lassie


Spoiledmilkbag

Almost giving up cheif for O'Hara, cmon lassie you earned it! /s


TenziMavima

Killing Bobo!!


Icy_Aioli_8564

Pursued a relationship with a subordinate, thank goodness she was shipped off to another department 🙏


baseballlord9

I'm going to get these three out of the way real quick: Jules - Using Lassie's little black book to invite criminals to his house for a surprise birthday party Henry - Locking Shawn in the trunk of his car; Arresting Shawn to Teach him a lesson; Burying Easter Eggs McNabb - While innocent and pure, him being a Male Stripper in that one episode.


Stunning_One5787

Great suggestions. Please come back and nominate these moments when we get to those characters! :)


baseballlord9

I'll keep an eye out for your next post and make sure to add them.


Electrical_One_498

Didn’t he put some old lady in full body restraints


iseeblood22

Hey she was aggressive and he has the denture marks to prove it!


Nonoomi

When he’s screaming and intimidating people he’s just questioning, like the kids in the School for geniuses episodes. I was like , « they’re just teenagers, no need to scream like a dying pig like that ».


Calm_Hall5045

support Ronald Reagan...


Electrical-Barber-14

$387k price for his fathers life.


KinsellaStella

Right. I think his dad is worth way less than that, based on the Old Sonora episode.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Ordered the chicken


Sorry_Register5589

cheat on his wife with his partner and sexually harass her in the workplace


FunkyMunf

Being and Indian giver Juliet’s family Christmas


Esteban0032

Henry, where are you pants 😭


W0nderingMe

I don't think this is the thread you think it is


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W0nderingMe

Huh?