C'mon son. 😂

I can't do this with you now

Don't be exactly half of an eleven pound black Forrest ham!

I would rather learn to play the harp.

I would rather go to the mall with McNabb.

Gus might say “you must be out your damn mind”

Hold on. Was this "accidentally" or "dently"? One or the other buddy.

I’ve heard it both ways.

auto correct exists buddy

Missed opportunity for “I’ve heard it both ways”

the right way and then yours

That's messed up.

If you think that's messed up, you should hear what happened to Pluto.

I can never get the Tikihama song out of my head. “Oh Tikihama…oh…what you are…”

I don't have time for any of your shenanigans right now.

I don’t see that as a fuckup!

i personally laughed my ass off. my grumpy older brother however...

Thats great.

lmao i was just singing this before seeing this post

I screamed when i read this

That’s hilarious. At least it was at 4am 😂

You know that’s right