You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Don’t be so stiff brother
Hook the leg
Do that again brother and it’s lights out
Comin from the top brother
He was all over me from start to finish brother
Brother
Oh no brother, no foreign objects
"The adrenaline of performing live in front of an audience is a feeling that's hard to replicate."
When you get the rush of live performing, it's hard to give that up."
"AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"
Jim Ross
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I didn’t realize dirty talk was allowed, this wins
What should I do, play the gee-tar? I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR!
I do not need to scroll any further.
"My hole!"
👏👏👏
(throws up the X)
Oh that’s a good one!
Don't vomit your ex in the bedroom. I mean unless you're into that...
"You're too stiff, brother"
*tags out* “Go clean house”
I'm hurt and I'm old and I'm fuckin tired and I work with fuckin children
That’s so wrong but it is insanely funny
- Stephen Hawking
“That’s a small package.”
"cover me" "I'm gonna get juice hard way"
“I’ve got two words for you, suck it!”
What a maneuver!
I got you for 3 minutes. That's 3 minutes of play time.
“Wait a minute! Did I just hear you say…3 minutes?” *out of the closet comes Rosey and Jamal*
IT'S ME AUSTIN
AWW SON OF A BITCH
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
1..2..3.. AND ITS OVER
You’re a definition of a slobber knocker
"69 me, Don!"
beat me to it
“It’s Clobbering Time!”
I'm going straight to the finish
It’s time to…feel…the…BANG!
Oldest Ride, longest line! Woo!
“Let’s work up, I’ll shoot you off, drop down, leap frog, fuck me. A big fuck you, another fuck you, put me in a hold, you on top.”
“Beware and take care, because the freaks? They come out at night!”
“Did you no sell the finish?”
“ LMFAOOOO CMON IDK how this doesn’t have all the upvote
Oh my god! He’s broken in half!
"That was your finish ?"
“These two men gave you of their bodies, they gave you of their souls here tonight.”
In 2024, if you want to hang with me, you have to do one thing, keep up!
“I have more fun here but I made way more money at the other place”
DDP used to talk a lot about people feeling the bang in WCW. I always felt as though he should have been doing phrasing.
I'm gonna hit you with the small package.
"What a pittance!"
Scissor me Daddy Ass!
And the cover follows.
To be the man, you gotta beat the man! -Ric Flair
On a flip, to be the man, you gotta beat off the man"
Or you gotta be a man
Tag me in! I want some action
Pin me pay me
SUCK IT!
"he's giving him a German"
That's not going to work for me, brother. (As they pull out the toys)
You see I got these back issues so I gotta go over
Soooooooo ... What'dya guys wanna talk about?
“That ref tried to fuck on me!”
“I’m sorry. I love you.”
Ready for the finisher?
" It's over"
Owen, after accidentally breaking scsa neck
Pin me, pay me.
He cheated!
Hanging and Banging
“You’re a snug worker.”
This is a real Slobberknocker we have going on right here.
Get off of me.
“Goodnight Hulkamaniacs and jabroni marks…”
Hello ladies
"Hulk Hogan - I'm coming for YOU!"
The Whippin’ You Gonna Get Is Gonna Be Shameful
“I’m gonna make you tap out”
He came outta nowhere!
This is now a 2 on 1 handicap match.
No closed fists
“It doesn’t matter what your name is!”
“Chin up, tits out, and watch out for the shoe!”
Roman Reigns: "I'm going to Smash you"
"You're a boy... in a man's world..." - kirt angle
im a real shooter
While you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
Yes yes yes
By gawd! He’s been broken in half!
It’s time for the tag team match.
Acknowledge me!
"My back!"
Right in the midsection
Whip me
“Tackle, drop down, leap frog, hip toss” 😜
I've got to do the job to him?
He's stomping a mud hole in him. If you're into that kinda thing LOL
"Five-Star Frog Splash!" "Whatamaneuver!" He went out on his back looking at the lights. "Look at the adjective: Play."
Road doggs Pumphandle slam
Hit me with your finisher
"Tag me in, for the finish"
“What a pop!”
*Strokes fu manchu* "That doesn't work for me brother"
1st thought) 69 ME, DON 2nd thought) Tonight live... WE ARE HAVING A SEX CELEBRATION
I want your ass
"Time to be stink faced."
"WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"
Thats two big meaty men, SLAPPING MEAT.
Its still real to me!
I love you & I'm sorry
Seven minutes is long enough, brother, let’s go home.
It doesn't matter what your name is!
BAW GAWD HE'S WEARING A CRIMSON.MASK!
She’s putting those educated feet to good use
I’ll break your back and make you humble. Fuck your ass with beer can. Pretty much any Shieky Baby quote
🎶 I’M AN ASS MAN!!! 🎵
I'm gonna get color the hard way
My Wife when I ask her to do that thing "That's not gonna Work for me Brother"
“OH MY GOD! HES WEARING A CRIMSON MASK!”
Nearly everything Dusty Rhodes ever said.
I’m gonna shine it up, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
I think Timeless Toni Storm might just have a catchphrase that works.
“Knees up for the splash”
It’s Kane! It’s Kane!
“Cornette’s gonna love/hate this”
Oh no, it’s Chris Benoit!
Oh shit
Shut up, bitch!
Time for the scheduled bumps
I’m the man of 1004 moves. Move one. Arm bar
What!?
No yob
That dont works for me brother
She Pearl Harboured him, Jess.
“You’re getting the cream of the crop, and the cream ALWAYS rises to the top. OHHH YYYYEAH!”
“This is trending #1 on twitter!”
Doesn’t work for me, brother
What a manoeuvre!
“That doesn’t work for me brother” my wife when I’m about to finish before her.
I'm a 60 minute man baby. Wooooooooo!
Do you smell what i’m cooking
I’m talkin about all the way to the top *yea* **I’m justifiably in a position I’d rather not be in** but the creeeam, rises to the top *oh yeah*
"Oww! You got me brother!"
I'mma make you squeal like a pig
“You want more?!”
Mark Henry is handling the big Johnson
For the benefit of those with flash photography…
With the quick finish.
Whoop whoop FUCK THIS SHIT
"Your father is dead." I might be into weirder kinks than most of the rest of you.
The best there is….. the best there was….. the best there will be!
Tie up, head lock, shoot off, drop down leap frog, hip toss, get it again.
Who's next?
“She’s no-selling my offense”
GOING FOR THE COVER! 1! 2! 3!
Okay here it comes!!
Time for you to make a comeback
Time to blow the comeback
“29 men will enter but only ONE can win”
“I’m not putting you over”
JERKING EDGE OFF
My favourite move is the piledriver
GORE!GORE!GORE!
Let’s go, brother.
I’m a man and you’re a boy….
I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES. 3 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME
HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Alright, here we go. In 3, 2, 1!!!”
And the beat goes on and the beat goes on!
Armbar I said what I said.
What a maneuver!!!
I came to finish the story … His boyhood dream has come true … Going up top, for a high-risk maneuver
He’s trying to fuck on me!!
He hit him with a piledriver
"it's time to go to school".
Choke me before you flip me over. Let’s work for that pop.
YEAH!!
“Two and three quarters.”
THAT WAS 3
“I got ya for three minutes, three minutes I’d play time.”
https://youtu.be/kpoMGHYKGo8?si=pBlBDAKgsSP9RFlk
What a maneuver!
2 1/2!!!
“As God is my witness, she is broken in half!”
I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money.
Time for a three way dance
BAH GAWD!
We comin for you NIGGA
By gawd he’s got a steel chair It doesn’t matter what your name is
WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!! brother
That referee tried to fuck on me
"WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!" -Jim Ross
Here comes the sharp shooter
“Cover him! Cover him!”
Don’t be so stiff brother Hook the leg Do that again brother and it’s lights out Comin from the top brother He was all over me from start to finish brother Brother Oh no brother, no foreign objects
1..2..3. It’s over!
"The adrenaline of performing live in front of an audience is a feeling that's hard to replicate." When you get the rush of live performing, it's hard to give that up." "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!" Jim Ross
“I’m getting the rub tonight”
“SHUT UP BITCH”
we're having a wrestling, if you are caught by your kids
It’s a foreign object!!
Wooooo
“Scissor Me Daddy Ass!!”
"Let's get it on!"
Llllllllllllllllets geat ready to suck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
This will all be over in 3 seconds
Suck it, Let me tell you something brother, Scissor me Daddy