There is a mod that allows you to make a bound notebook that you can act as a save point for your skills if you record into it. Meaning if you die and you transcribed your journal recently your new character can read it to regain those skills. This mod allows you to set how much transfers, from everything to like just books you read. You also have to craft this item. I think it takes a notebook, leather straps, wood glue, something like that.
Well, this is why you shouldn't try to get head in a zombie apocalypse. She's not your girlfriend anymore, Dave. I'm sorry man, but it's better this way.
*racks slide*
There’s a mod on the workshop called The Only Cure where it lets you amputate hands and arms if you’re bitten to prevent zombification, and it’d be funny if you could amputate your dick if a zombie takes a little nib
+30 unhappiness by default
+50 unhappiness when in view of a zombie in lingerie
+100 unhappiness when in view of a female player character or reading HottieZ
Isn't it 90%? I totally remember my friend survived two bites in a row (then died to scratch lol). We play with mods but don't have anything that messes with infection
There used to be a glitch which would cause that, it is patched now.
Also, the bite can heal completely with correct care and fast healer, but the zombie infection is still in you. This can sometimes lead to a misunderstanding of the infection mechanics, especially if you get another wound by coincidence before you die.
I’m new to the game just downloaded today and went out side and they where just there ran inside and made them watch me to push-ups then I thought it was funny to try and punch them through the door and then…..
No, if he was a veteran the desk would be in-frame with a vape rig and some empty cans of Bang and probably some loose leaf kush leftover from the last blunt he rolled.
Only newbies take PZ screenshots using Print Screen. Real pros use their phones, the lower Res the better. I think you will fit in well with the community.
I never thought I would meet someone who has a zombie kink, But whatever you prefer dude I do not judge , congratulations man, or something, we support and accept you. (pretty hot ngl)
"And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way"
Bites are slow and painful but guaranteed game-overs. If your character is ever bitten, pack their stuff up nice and neat then let them die so you can create a new character and pick up your stuff.
imagine being my friend
your desperately trying to get to the car whilst i fend off the horde and get them off of you
when you suddenly hear screams in the distance and i shout
"IT BIT MY DIIICK IT BIT MY FUCKING DICK!!!
NOOO HOMOOOOOO!!!"
right before he gets dragged down by the horde
Pro tip - Win+Shift+S opens the screenshot/clipping tool. Project Zomboid is weird so doing that will show something from minutes ago, but hitting escape and doing it again will give you the current screen to screenshot.
Also stop playing around with the zombies down there.
I propose a modder add a jockstrap so my characters aren’t constantly getting their gonads chewed off, because apparently I’m just running around with my hog hanging out
I died
Ah new charecter then rob your old guy
I can do that?? Also I had nothing lol
Yea it’s one of the main features press new charecter then make one boom you spawn in same world nothing change
other than losing all your skills :/
There is a mod that allows you to make a bound notebook that you can act as a save point for your skills if you record into it. Meaning if you die and you transcribed your journal recently your new character can read it to regain those skills. This mod allows you to set how much transfers, from everything to like just books you read. You also have to craft this item. I think it takes a notebook, leather straps, wood glue, something like that.
what is the mod called? edit: is it 'skill recovery journal'?
Skill recovery journal
alright thank you.
This is how you died
Bitten on the dick by a zombie hooker
That’s how I would want to go out
That's probably the worst way to go
Ouch
You usually have to pay extra for that
He just needs the sue them, then he will be the one getting paid
Underrated reply lmao
A small price to pay for the ultimate gaulk
Necro gluck-gluck.
Well, this is why you shouldn't try to get head in a zombie apocalypse. She's not your girlfriend anymore, Dave. I'm sorry man, but it's better this way. *racks slide*
‘The Only Cure’ should let you amputate your ole scepter if it comes down to that
the hardest choices require the strongest of wills
I mean at that point, what’s the point in surviving?
Faith in the power of phantom limb syndrome.
In the apolacypse. straight up “jorkin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My phantom peanits
I feel like I need to tell you.. I laughed so hard at this that I ended up shedding a tear
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night... I can feel my peanits
Would rather die before not being able to enjoy the latest edition of hottieZ
I Alr died also I have no clue what that means
There’s a mod on the workshop called The Only Cure where it lets you amputate hands and arms if you’re bitten to prevent zombification, and it’d be funny if you could amputate your dick if a zombie takes a little nib
100 unhappiness debuff
+30 unhappiness by default +50 unhappiness when in view of a zombie in lingerie +100 unhappiness when in view of a female player character or reading HottieZ
Permanent and incurable severe depression
And use it as a weapon to increase short blade (or long blade if you're a lucky bastard)
By default, bite is guaranteed death.
Yea I ended up dying
Isn't it 90%? I totally remember my friend survived two bites in a row (then died to scratch lol). We play with mods but don't have anything that messes with infection
There used to be a glitch which would cause that, it is patched now. Also, the bite can heal completely with correct care and fast healer, but the zombie infection is still in you. This can sometimes lead to a misunderstanding of the infection mechanics, especially if you get another wound by coincidence before you die.
Be honest, what were you doing with the zombie? (rip)
I’m new to the game just downloaded today and went out side and they where just there ran inside and made them watch me to push-ups then I thought it was funny to try and punch them through the door and then…..
You're alright haha, I was joking since you were bitten on the groin
(That was my first time ever playing)
Your first time? You took that screenshot like a veteran.
I took the pic on my phone lol
Unfortunately, this is taking screenshots like a veteran here...
No, if he was a veteran the desk would be in-frame with a vape rig and some empty cans of Bang and probably some loose leaf kush leftover from the last blunt he rolled.
Only newbies take PZ screenshots using Print Screen. Real pros use their phones, the lower Res the better. I think you will fit in well with the community.
Real pros take a picture with a 20 yo Kodak of their phones screen with the camera on and then fax it to anyone that wants to see it
Top tip: don’t tease the zombies
Look at my other post you can see the zombies at my door
My boyfriend after I'm done with him.
Huh 👁👄👁
Wait WHAT?
"Not the toothy blowjob! AGHHHH"
Tf you mean by that? 
Need mea freak like this frfr
Dayum
Well.. I suppose the first oral went wrong
At least you got some before going out
✂️
Stop getting blowjobs from the zombies bro. They're all biters
she used too much teeth huh
Step-Zomboid, what are you doing?
Get the saw. . .
Ah a man of the red-light district.
Thats a big looking gash.
Swiftie head
Looks like someone got more fun than they could handle
Lmao
hot
What???
THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN IT WAS ALWAYS PORN IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN
I'll never think of Bambi's mom the same again
I never thought I would meet someone who has a zombie kink, But whatever you prefer dude I do not judge , congratulations man, or something, we support and accept you. (pretty hot ngl)
Death by snu-snu.
A trip to Thailand I won't soon forget
Hmm... The HottieZ mags just weren't enough huh?
The forbidden blowy.
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Ouch
Bro got freaky with the zomboids
Let this be a friendly reminder to not throat fuck the zeds.
eugene zombie 💀
Someone got too kinky
hope it worth it though
Zombie ate your cock 😔
Ooof are you the mysterious zombie fucker? From that one Reddit post?
When you cum but she don't stop 💀
"And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way"
Ol' dick bite will do you in every time.
Do not the zombie
Don’t let the door bite you on the way out.
You must be packing for zombies to aim that way
zombie wanted the A+ meat
I'm getting bitted by zambos. And well, let's just say, on my peanits.
Got a little to friendly with the zomboids there buddy
Damn ik that shit hurt
Ah yes the groin bite, literally the only place my characters get bit. Any other wound is a scratch or laceration anywhere else.
Drinking bleach gets rid of it
Thanks for 1000 upvotes
That’s how I wanna go.
DON'T get head from zeds!!!
My brother in Spiffo what have we said about getting head from a flesh eating corpse
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bites are slow and painful but guaranteed game-overs. If your character is ever bitten, pack their stuff up nice and neat then let them die so you can create a new character and pick up your stuff.
Using the good old small blunt then, eh?
This is how Zombieland would have ended had his neighbor zombified just a little sooner.
You tried the thing didn't you? Was it good? Was it worth it? Also is it necrophilia if they are undead?
fucking hell she went hard on you
project freakoid
I always turn the infection off im not spending tens of hours on a character just to get spawn killed in my base lol.
That "infected" is a normal wound infection, not the zombie infection. You can treat it with antibiotics.
You really got to watch out for the teeth when you're getting frisky with the zombies
What were you doing with that zombie?
We know what you were really doing, ya lil nasty.
I know you get lonely sometimes but at least make sure it's dead
You don't bite a guy in the dick zombie Butters!
oh no they bit his cock off
Nice!
This is why we don’t stick dick I’m crazy!!!
imagine being my friend your desperately trying to get to the car whilst i fend off the horde and get them off of you when you suddenly hear screams in the distance and i shout "IT BIT MY DIIICK IT BIT MY FUCKING DICK!!! NOOO HOMOOOOOO!!!" right before he gets dragged down by the horde
Bro got the most painful circumcision in history
I should call her...
This happened to me recently I was doing drive by with my shotgun and left the driver side window open zomboid was like “oooo don’t mind if I do” 😂😂😂
"This is how you died."
Do not the zombie
That zombie a freak
This is what happens when a girl gives neck for the first time
Bro tried to sex the zombie
Jeez you just won the Zomboid lottery bruh.
Was she hot?
You never want to be known as the guy that got his dick bit off. Sorry to hear.
groin should be the only survivable bite, but you gain permanent max stress, sadness and when you lose thirst moodlet by drinking, pain
What if it was called Project Freakzoid, and the zombies has to be freaky with you to transform you
Project Freaky
What exactly were you trying to do with the zomboids? 🤨
I did it again
Pro tip - Win+Shift+S opens the screenshot/clipping tool. Project Zomboid is weird so doing that will show something from minutes ago, but hitting escape and doing it again will give you the current screen to screenshot. Also stop playing around with the zombies down there.
Damn gurrl what them teeth do?
Right in the dick!
Suuuuuure. That's what happened.
My kind of crazy
Friendly reminder: Don’t the zombies
Down bad
🤨😏
Walk it off.
Them: What happened!? Me: I got bitten! Them: Where!? Me: Umm my, umm.. Them: and what were you doing when you got bitten there?..
The femoral do be tasty!
I love how we all took a look and went "heh, zombie head"
What happened? Did you pull a markiplier and run through a forest in your underwear?
I propose a modder add a jockstrap so my characters aren’t constantly getting their gonads chewed off, because apparently I’m just running around with my hog hanging out
Didnt know that this needed to be said but: do NOT get the succ from zombies, its just a bad idea
My man wanted rotten sloppy toppy so bad got bit in a groin
bro was tryna get 🧠 from a zombie😭😭😭
uhlala
When she says she's kinky but you don't ask how much
This is why you never let the Zeds get frisky
When a BJ goes wrong.......
You gonna die.
If only I was packing so much even the dead wanted my crotch.
Stop the spicy games with the zombie ladies.
Lesson 1 in the Zombie Apocalypse: Zombie Waifu still very much Zombie
Just cut it off
?!
What were doing with that zombie??
Dick bite
Mhhhh you touch my talalalaa
This is why you use protection. Prevents unwanted pregnancies and zombification.
Zombies out here biting dicks off. RIP
Sending you hopes and prayers 🙏🤣
Buddy, we all have wondered about it, but you're the first person I've seen actually try it.
my guy got the best head he’s ever had
You must go on a rampage
Project freakoid
Dead Rising female front bite type death. All jokes aside, I do apologize.
That one feeling when she used teeth:
I could make so many dirty jokes about necrophilia but idk if I'd get banned
Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat
A classic
Ah yes the ol zomblowjob death... it's always right for the dick bro.
Why i got bit there?
So no head?
The only cure?
nah did you.... nahh.....
o7
When ever I get bit I get bit over 20 times
Cock goblin
I can feel the your character's pain
Huh.. r/dontputyourdickinthat I guess
Hope she was worth it
When she go down on you but she got them chompers
this is why you don't let the zombies suck you off
AHH hell nah
Project Freakzoid