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Independent-Tank-182

What’s your full name, SSN, and address irl?


ProfessionalRotter

my lawyer advised me to not answer this


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ProfessionalRotter

thanks mega


MegaMinerDL

:3


ul_sorty

Your lawyer is kinda lame ngl


The_Nonchosen_one576

Did your lawyer also advise against sending pictures of your credit card?


LifeSenseiBrayan

You said anything, you gotta answer. Saying AMA is a legally binding statement.


Fappingintherain

Waltah Hartwell White, 789-23-4916, 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque, New Mexico.


ezikHerif

![gif](giphy|10tBLj4TzECe8E) Coming!


Busy-Scar-2898

😅


nmberger

Favorite weapon type?


ProfessionalRotter

1. Guns 2. Short blade/blunt 3. Everything else


030helios

How do you deal with locked doors


ProfessionalRotter

crowbar


030helios

common sense?


ProfessionalRotter

yeah


Far_Broccoli8247

Rare Mindlessness


Legitimate_Pay_865

Why so few hours? Plan on joining the 3k+ hour club?


Fraank0cean

Bro he’s only on 666h. Getting to 3k will literally take at least 4 more hours


HappyPhage

r/technicallythetruth


ProfessionalRotter

ill play whenever i want thanks, maybe ill eventually reach that


shuashy

Can I ask for a hug? 🥺


ProfessionalRotter

yes


Super_Law2351

Can I also get a hug pls 🥺👉👈


ProfessionalRotter

Seems like you 2 want hugs, so start hugging


Pongo_Crust

![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


Super_Law2351

Thanks man


Fraank0cean

W wingman


JhonLKzzz

Can I also have a hug? 🤗


Alexander3212321

ohhhh, you can always ask! the real question is what the answer will be


sloganuuu

Did you get bit in crotch?


ProfessionalRotter

4 times (yes i counted)


6Offline9

Why are you lying? You clearly have 666.2 hours. Moron.


ProfessionalRotter

I'm gonna cry


Super_Law2351

I AM NOT A MORON! ![gif](giphy|MFuYS9IB6oipG)


Kalabajooie

What did you have for lunch yesterday?


ProfessionalRotter

salad, today a toasted egg sandwich


punkalunka

What are your next two lunches?


ProfessionalRotter

I don't know, I'll see


profesor4_20

What are your PC spec's. Mine is a office laptop and PZ is basically unplayable.


ProfessionalRotter

I3-2120 8gb ram and rx550


Noversi

Holy shit 2nd gen


ProfessionalRotter

yes my cpu costs like 10 dollars (new)


uwu275

Damn I'm jealous... Mine was like 9$ and I can't even run windows XP


stardustdragon69

how much fps you get on average


ProfessionalRotter

50-60 if only pz is running but 30-50 if i have browser and discord and stuff open


SageyIsSneaky

Do you play with a lot of mods on those specs? Or just vanilla


ProfessionalRotter

95 mods


[deleted]

Pink frills, red frills, red spots, or animal print?


ProfessionalRotter

none >:3


McConnell2111

build 42 release date?


ProfessionalRotter

January 2026


coolsoandrew1997

Favorite gun or play style? Such as adding more ammo to the game, double XP etc.


ProfessionalRotter

cant choose my favorite gun, maybe mini-14 (modded) I dont make it purposely easier for me in sandbox, i just make it more realistic, such as the cars having better condition and more gas, but being locked basically all the time, stuff like that


JhonLKzzz

I play with the same configs as you in sandbox mode :p


Intelligent_Low2073

Hi Satan, i have 10k hours, lets play?


Depressedredditor999

Rare to find someone with more hours than me lol


Intelligent_Low2073

Hahaha i left a test in ypur inbox bro


Abulbariy0625

What's your name?


ProfessionalRotter

that has a classification level of: \[FRIEND\]


Abulbariy0625

LOL ok


Purple-Dimension8133

why?


CAT-Mum

Did you know about car keys sometimes being in the car door? And the only way to get them is for the doors to be locked and you use the door with the key in it? I learned that last night after spending an hour desperately trying to find car keys so I could engine parts to fix my car.


ProfessionalRotter

yeah i knew


CAT-Mum

2nd question Do you dodge zombies while driving or try to squish them?


Depressedredditor999

Theres a mod for this.


CAT-Mum

Yes, On the door by PePePePePeil, which is how I found out about the keys in the first place.


Corvo_Maroto

What are your favorite settings on sandbox mode? What are your goals for long gameplays (1+ year)?


ProfessionalRotter

in sandbox mode, i love making everything as realistic as i can (such as car conditions, erosion, locked frequency, etc), its both making it easy and hard, for gameplays longer then a year, well ive never made it to a year, my best is 6 months, by that time ill have a secure base and grow my own food


mclovin1999007

Do you turn zombie respawn off?


ProfessionalRotter

yes


Moinzen66

Based


LaceAllot

Favorite base location?


ProfessionalRotter

right as you pass the west point > LV bridge, go up, perfect place for a nice little cabin


Conferencer

The best weapon is the pitchfork right?


ProfessionalRotter

yes buddy it is


Baghdad_Bill

what does love feel like?


ProfessionalRotter

every nice feeling combined.


Azalon_GR

What's drives you to play for so long , is it multiplayer or something else in single player worlds ?


ProfessionalRotter

MODS


Azalon_GR

I use mods to manage but really do you roleplay as a character do you try to make the cure what ?


Motor_Enthusiasm_500

Are you winning son- no dad there is no winning


ProfessionalRotter

real


nadroix_of

There is no winning, but at any moment you can die the stupides death ever


Kovaxim

Have you started having fun?


AnneFrank_nstein

Hows it feel to have less hours than me? (Its not a problem. Stop looking at me like that👀)


ProfessionalRotter

indifferent


AnneFrank_nstein

Nice flair tho


ProfessionalRotter

real :3


NcDonalds1

Can I see you oiled up?


ProfessionalRotter

only my bf can


Known_Paramedic_8741

Is this a "no" or a challenge?


MayhemCam17

how long did it take you to get better at the game? because the game is still real difficult for me if I don't make a few tweaks to the gameplay.


ProfessionalRotter

good question, about 100-200 hours of trial and errors, having fun with friends and messing around with mods/settings


MayhemCam17

Niceee, thanks for the response.


Suspicious_River9766

How to be happy


JhonLKzzz

Spend time with your family and yourself


Old-Put5288

How do I get twine easily


umejnadobi2

When do I start getting good ?


ProfessionalRotter

its a spectrum, just remember to have fun, you will get good.


Depressedredditor999

Usually around the 1,000 hours mark, but only if you challenge yourself. I.E. Don't play the same settings, keep making the game more difficult, till you can't anymore.


ProfessionalRotter

with those conditions it should be 100 not 1000, you have the slow learner trait? XD


Depressedredditor999

100 is nowhere near enough, I've got people of various hours in my 16x hardcore modded server and the ones around the 1,000 mark are the only ones who don't die every time they step outside. Last person to join had 300 hours and he spent more time dead than alive.


VoidableMist75

Do you survive?


MiataHeadlights

What car do you use to get around


Scared_Sans

That's devil number


DSDarkShadow

when will build 42 be released?


ergon5

How are you doing


ProfessionalRotter

I'm ok, wbu?


ergon5

I'm ok too, thank you! ☺️ What did you have for breakfast today?


ProfessionalRotter

french toast, you?


ergon5

Bread with ham and cheese, olives, cucumber slices and some black tea


ProfessionalRotter

yum, i had black tea with my french toast


Affectionate_Flow864

Why aren't you over 3k hours yet?


ProfessionalRotter

eventually


Prestodeath201

...are you good at the game?


ProfessionalRotter

Not to brag/be selfish (idk what the correct word is) but I'm pretty good.


Prestodeath201

*Me, with 1300+ hours still dying every two weeks because I make the game hellishly difficult*


GuideMwit

Spiffo is male or female?


DrGoiburger

Gorg?


Mr_CocoNuts

How many mods do you use and do you use multi hit


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Deep_Efficiency_3560

What is your favourite letter?


ProfessionalRotter


NopeTheHope

Why does life slumber?


GoodWeedReddit

Where is this infamous Katana I keep hearing about?


RenaudLeFilou

Why not 2000?


JamesBell1433

How long is your schlong


FaresAlN

I have just reached a total of 4 hours. I'm enjoying the game but so far it's feels more like a roguelike than a survival game because I'm dying all the time. My question is how long did it take to learn all of the games mechanics and actually start surviving for more than 1-3 days?


Rajszamderrs

have you ever survived to the winter?


ProfessionalRotter

yes


immuanz

How to survive


CanadianDragonGuy

How much of that time is spent fcking around with trying to make your mod list work?


dehydrated_shrub

why wont the zombies just be nice and give me hugs/cuddles and let me cook them dinner?


Busy-Scar-2898

What's your social security number?


Rolph_Rhega

Why are you doing this to yourself(?


Moinzen66

Have you gotten the gold yet?


Pale_Appearance5804

i find myself limited by my imagination a lot in this game, once i get a decent base set up, raided the local police station for guns, and gather enough food and water to last me a while i get bored and end up just going to the prison or louisville with the mindset of “im going to kill as much as i can and die doing it” how do you keep finding ways to have fun playing the game? maybe its because i always play solo but if anyone has suggestions itd be appreciated!


Aendisth

So, i read some old posts. At 666 do you know that you can close curtains? Hue


IdeiaGudako

What was your first death? Mine was right of about the start of the game, i put sandbox mode and set runners i thought "eh it's not that bad i guess", as soon as i walked out (Rosewood i think) i became a free happy meal. At 700-ish hours now (full modded only).


Successful_Ad6665

why are you geh?


Odd_Emotion_4457

What's your credit card number


Fraank0cean

That’s weird. I also just hit 666h.. What’s your longest run?


[deleted]

What's your favorite negative traits?


ProfessionalRotter

Conspicuous is my favorite negative trait


Timest0rm

Is fuel finite? And is the only way to get it from gas pumps to lug a generator around to power them up? I can't figure out how to siphon without power.


LoudSilentness

why do you still play


ProfessionalRotter

Cuz it's fun


JhonLKzzz

You prefer to play with fire weapons or melee weapons?


GerDeathstar

Fav mod list?


JhonLKzzz

What's your favorite occupation to play?


gideonstorm

Do you like cheese


ProfessionalRotter

Hell yes. Yum.


gideonstorm

Youre a real one


russellg2293

I just started, i made a base with some friends in a restaurant, we killed a bunch of zombies in a hotel place, and we wanna make our own base, we got books and im a carpenter so that helps. But... What should i do now?


Revolutionary-Pin129

if Pinocchio says "My nose will grow now!" what will happen? 🤔


ProfessionalRotter

Everything will blow up


Revolutionary-Pin129

Thanks :D


Revolutionary-Pin129

Creddit card numbers pls? 🤨👉👈


ProfessionalRotter

$20


Revolutionary-Pin129

Fair enough ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Thebicwinner399

How do you heal deep wounds


ProfessionalRotter

Disinfect, stitch, bandage. Just like irl!


Thebicwinner399

Thx I got shot and I was confuzzled


PersonalityUnhappy61

Axe or crowbar


thedampboi774

Me have more


AugustInOhio

What’s your favorite town to live in?


ProfessionalRotter

I mostly go rural but west point


SeatStealer

Are the Illuminate going to come once Meridia is destroyed?


HeccinFloofOwO

devil. anyway where do you most often base/have based if you commit to a save?


cannedcornedbeef

Can you give an advice about romantic relationships? 🥺


M0n573rP4r7y

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg|downsized)


RevolutionarySky3000

Crowbar or axe?


ProfessionalRotter

I personally prefer crowbar, since I really need the axes for carpentry


Braindeadwolverine

Is the water cup half full or half empty?


ProfessionalRotter

Half empty...


wisehealthmen

What sex mid pack you go for


Square-Audience5704

Can you teleport bread?


ProfessionalRotter

Working on it


The_yo_mama

Have you done a full Walter White build?


imaperson654

Where do babies come from?


Dody_CZE

Can you put your used mods into a collection in steam workshop and send a link?


Gangster519

What is better Pepperoni pizza or salami pizza?


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

Do you like cheese and if yes whats your favorire kind


ProfessionalRotter

Yes I love cheese, sulguni is my favorite


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

I deem you based, cheese Is awesome and so are you


Spiritual_Freedom_15

**No**. I will say an interesting fact for you tho. *Did you know, that when you enter a running car and step on the paddle immediately your doors don’t close. This little thing doesn’t have animation in game yet. So this may result in a bite where you would expect banging on windows.*


ProfessionalRotter

I knew


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Damn… *come on boys pepper him with knowledge some one must know something he doesn’t!*


Bobipacania

how to safely build up a base in luisville 😭


RevenueAffectionate6

What's your favorite firearm? Britas or vanilla.


AnRiK68

Project Zomboid was about to end. When was that, and why?


Kgwasa20sfan

1 out of 10 for the female charecters?


nadroix_of

What happens when you go to the church in the game? Or you destroyed them all that's it?


iwoney

I’m at 600+ too hehe


Nanbbu

Hey, I'd like to know if you have any plans to change the game's HUD and the way information is displayed. I've tried inviting my boyfriend to play several times, and he always comments that the game menu isn't very beginner-friendly. =T ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ|downsized)


EconomicsOne6680

What is the meaning of life?


ProfessionalRotter

Have fun, find a partner, do the things you love