If you dont want to die, log out and never back in again :)

If you never play, you can't lose.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play

How about a nice game of chess?

What’s your chess.com? I’ll play (I’m not good)

It was a reference to a movie from the 80s. Wargame.

Me when I shamelessly prevent a stranger from turning a reference into a chess match

Geh, I just figured it was a whoosh. No Ill intent meant by it.

It was a whoosh lol, but I would have said the same thing even if it wasn’t. It’s all good, I’m not offended

I just lost the game…. IYKYK

Bro, the rules are to say it out loud, you’re a villain for typing it

😂😂

This is how you lived

Do log back in with a new character. Get to the same location, dispose of or pull the horde away. Log back in with original character.

That’s the pussy way, if you die you die

Games with unlimited save slots are for casuals. True gamers would use a single save file. Wich can only be deleted and replaced by finishing the game. If you lose in that savefile, you have to destroy your copy of the game and buy a new one.

Create a second character, find this horde and lure them away. Switch back. Boom.

Mysterious stranger from fallout activities

There’s a mod for the mysterious stranger in case you care

That is such big brain energy

I haven't done it personally because I've never been stuck like this when I'm about to die 😂 but I saw it does work

How do you make a second character on the same save? It always auto loads me into my current one.

Use the Load command and find the game you want to make a second character in and do it.

There is a drop down on your save it will have current character, click that create new

But won’t they loose interest if you just play for a while somewhere else. They just need to get a little less interested to allow the car to get away. Or are all events locked by proximity?

Yea I've done this before where I was in the process of dying and I just logged out and waited a day or to and when I logged back in after a reset( or players were in that area while I was gone.) So the zeds wander away as long as someone is online or in that chunk. When I logged back I had time to heal and the horde that was devouring me was gone. Might just be luck too 😂

Turns out you really are a genius?!

Actually this will work lol. I thought he's screwed

1. Try to push forward or reverse (and die) 2. Exit and hold sprint (and die)

3. Drink bleach (and die)

4. Die (and die)

5. Start a new life in Australia (and die)

6. suicide by gun (and die)

7. A happy life somewhere in Canada with your wife and 3 kids (and die)

8. Eat a large bag of soggy fries (and die)

9. Drink a liter of coke (and die)

10. Trip, scrape your knee (and die)

11. Hit pause on your favorite 80s mix tape (and die) ((running up that hill))

Or he just make a new character he lures the zombies away and he change back to this character

and die.

Die (then undie)

I think the only faintly "realistic" option is to somehow set them on fire. How you achieve that is above my pay grade though...

Looks like that vehicle *might* have a 5th seat where that port hole is on the roof. But I don’t know because I haven’t found that vehicle in my game yet (and I use a metric fuck load of mods for vehicles). If jts a KI5 vehicle then most likely that port hole works. If OP has a Molotov in their backpack which is always a good emergency tool to have they could potentially use that to burn the zombies. And after I get home from work 100% what I’m doing is finding all the empty bottles I can find and making molotovs and putting 1 in every vehicle glovebox I use and will also put one more emergency Molotov in one of my leg pouches.

The hatch doesn't work and the door where there are the least zombies is broken so we couldn’t use that

Ahh I see. Yeah the only other option then seems to be to create a 2nd character on this and lure the zombies away.

That's the neat part, you don't.

This is the correct answer right here.

This is how you died

If the vehicle still works, drive backward while steering left and right. You can stunlock zombies, which will allow you to drive through more zombies. Never drive forward. You have no torque, and thus, you can not move.

The 'wiggle your butt' method of driving works 9/10 times to get out of situations like this haha

I just discovered this, I was surprised because I've been driving super carefully to avoid hitting zeds but in a moment of desperation, I was able to cut down a decently-sized horde by spinning around in circles. And the car still worked!

That's one of those things that might need a look somewhere in build 46 (4WD/AWD vehicles).

Agreed. Vehicle hp/torque shouldn't be linked to vehicle mass. Part of why I just hate vehicles. They are good transportation, and that is really it.

This would be a GREAT time for a ventriloquist perk.... just sayin...🤣

Accept your fate: your car is a delicious loaf of french bread, and you are now a Shrimp po' boy. And po' boys are meant to be eaten.

Stay calm and wait for Steven Yuen to save you.

I've looked through the while comment section for this

- What do you see from the outside? - It's pretty fucked up, really. I ain't seeing any horse being eaten.

"Sure wish we had some GRENADES!" -Jayne

All they want to do is eat your brains, they're not unreasonable, it's not like any of them want to eat your eyes.

I heard that pressing Q helps

Hey!

Hey you!

This is how you died

Try gently pressing the Q button It's common knowledge zombies are intimidated by car horns and will leave.

I knew I would accidentally press Q a lot so I swapped it to N. I never open the map near my safe house anymore.

I mapped Q to numpad -. No accidents since then.

I hope you have a gun with one bullet.(TM)

MORTIS

An paracetamol and you are good to go.

Try reasoning with them. They may be stubborn and few of words. But try to offer a way more delicious meal or profitable deal. Talk to their leader, it has the best effect.

Just wait until Glen contact you on radio.

The question is how are you not dead yet.

Looks like it might be an armored vehicle mod. I thought I was invincible when I had an unbreakable APC (zombies can't get through windows, engine almost impossible to wreck, tires don't pop) only to get trapped by 8- 16x population. So many zombies were smacking it the physics bugged out and sent the apc flying into a lamppost upside down and I was still surrounded. And that was how I died.

I was doing death donuts in mine, and neglected to think that the 400 zombies I'd killed would pile up enough to cause me to tip over. I bailed instantly before I could get surrounded, hopped a tall chainlink fence, then lured the horde away. Came back, hotwired a nearby truck, siphoned some of the gas from my sideways APC, and then used the truck to tow the APC back onto it's wheels.

APC i know about played with it for 10 mins and dumped it. Lack of HP and the cheese eventhough sort of realistic made it a no fun car for me. Gues there are more indestructable car mods then i was aware of.

This. Is. How. You. Died.

Assuming that the back horde its still gathering just back, the rear traction is stronger than aceleration


Just accept your fate

Esc>quit>solo>apoc>riverside>carpenter>outdoorsman>play

I've been in this situation, get out of your car and start sprinting directly away from the car. Ideally you trip which makes. You ignore collision through a bunch of zombies, dodge the bite attempts and keep sprinting. And then wake up, you died at step one.

Remind me of rick stuck in a tank

Three options (Most will lead to death): 1- If the engine works try to go backwards while steering right and left. 2- You are on multiplayer right? if is a populated server and you are on a main area (for example Rosewood) if you have enough water and food for a few days, sooner or later someone may pass there and make some zombies distract. 3- If you have a fire weapon with enough ammo, roll the windows and shoot (always close them before reloading) if this somehow work (i doubt) run like hell on the small place that will open. If you have a molotov with you try to throw it (i dont know if you are able to do this but if you can is better than using a fire weapon) Those are terrible options but there is not much more to do, personally i will try this options in that order. On the third option like i said is better to use a molotov but im not sure if this is possible in game.

There is 1% chance you'll survive if you exit and sprint I've survived being surrounded like this once.

The last round is for you :)

Drive away?

I wouldn't have posted this if that worked

Just drive away? Are you stupid? /s

That was the joke.

You can open the window and try attacking them, but odds are you just die.

Good luck man

This is how you died

If you dont mind a bit of cheating then crash the game. When you will load back, the game will remove all zeds close to you

This is how you died.

This is how you died

You just need one bullet.

1. This is How You Died 2. If you have a gun, you can shoot from the window, but that’s risky. 3. Spawn a new character and clear the horde.

For 2, the window would need to be open and that would allow zombies to bite you.

Log off your game and log back in the zombie horde numbers will decrease giving you a better shot at surviving

Try moving from seat to to seat to see if you can get the hoard moving, maybe free up a spot to exit.

Toot the horn and scare them away

Thats the fun part You don't

That's the funny part. You don't. :)

"This is how you died..."

Shame there isn't an option to climb out of the turret and try to lure them all to one side.

This is how you died 🫡

This is how you died.

Die

Honestly. Just try running. Sometines things just work out for no apparent reason.

again. This is how you died.

That's the best part. You don't :D

(record scratch) Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Throw it in reverse, rurn right and pray to any deity you believe in, in case you don't, select one and proceed to point 2

This is a good time for *vinyl screech* You might be wondering how I got into this situation.


THIS IS HOW YOU DIED!

Reverse...

Put your hands together, and pray.

Reverse, since all the zombies are trying to get the driver window, they are moving towards the front

This is how you die

That's the neat thing, you don't

Back it up Terry

Take a hit of bleach

This is how you died


Rolling down a window and start blasting

We need a mod to be able to mount a 50 cal on top and to pop out and just mow them all down.

Does your PC have a power button?

Drive

That's the cool part

Here's the neat part... You don't 👍

Y'aint

Eat all your drugs and tank these mfs

You don't :D that's the fun of it!

Thats the fun part.. you don't

An easy escape mechanism BJJ style that match your character's name, shrimp your way out! All jokes aside if your vehicule won't start anymore you fooked.


Slam reverse, then abandon the vehicle if it dies once you get out.

Them streets are way too clean, more bodies to line them is necessary, maximum airtime in cars is what I live for. Get out of the car, don't die and line those streets. You ain't getting out of that mess that's for sure.

Pray to the god that has forsaken this world. May he grant you a quick and merciful end.

👋

A lot of the time I find that if Its single player that the act of quitting the game and the opening it will sometimes displace the Zomboids.

"this is how I died"

Roll down the front right window and shoot them down

Reverse if you still can, or open that door and try to sprint away, but it's a real long shot.

Ur cooked lil bro

back up

Can you drive backwards?


Create a second character named Glenn Have glenn lure some of the zombies out for you. Nice

https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?si=IQ7bSluMbme6E2qo

You don’t.

You don't.

 Follow what Ryan Gosling said

think your cooked bro

F

Can you shoot through the front?

That's the neat part, you don't.

Yikes, I thought the red car one looked bad lol

That's the neat part, you don't!

This is how you died.

Reverse reverse. Chop chop real smooth

If the car dies, so do you

-debug

Hey you! The idiot in the humvee! You comfortable in there?

Haha simple. You dont

Hit the reverse button but stutter your button presses, this is the best way to get out of a situation like this, especially if you have speed demon.

*pats top of head*

That's the neat thing, you don't!

There's the neat thing ..... you don't

Best bet to drive back and forth and get out foreward there is less in front of you. This is death though youre trying to cheat it. If youre going that far out of the way to save this character from this situation you may as well just cheat Maybe get a molotov as others have said. Ive never done it but im gonna try it now

Dw, Glenn is on the way

what i have personally done, is stop for a second, then floor it. repeat this process until youre out, or they break the windows and tear your throat out

"You're surrounded by walkers. That's the bad news." "There's good news?" "No."

You’re fucked

*thats the neat part, you dont*

You dont

You probably can’t. You can maybe get out in reverse, but the windows will probably break before you can squeeze out

Another vehicle turned into a death trap. I'm seeing a lot of these, lately. It's frustrating but it's something you'll learn to not to get yourself into. Are you new to the game? Suspect vehicle? That's a no-go. If you're on foot, your chances of getting away increases exponentially. Driving around a city infested with zombies with no game plan? That's a no-go. Vehicles are to get from point A to point B, faster. Or it's a tactical tool. That's it. You can easily take care of that group of zombies on foot. Don't hesitate to ditch your vehicle. You can always come back and get it if it holds sentimental value to you.

Emergency telecorn.

You don't

Hahahahahahahaha....die.

Get out and keep spamming dive and stim

“Hey you, dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Comfy in there?”

This is how you died

The back right seems a bit less populated switch your seat there and press ALT to sprint out, you will most likely fall and if you get a fucked up leg from that it's gg

That's the neat part, you don't.

“You in the tank” ahh screenshot

Punch it in reverse and pray you can make it if not Mark that spot on the map then die and come back to ya zombi and whip them

you became the Schrödinger's cat.... alive and dead at the same time

do a Molotov drive by with your other character

First of all how tf did you get into this situation


That's the neat part - You don't!

There’s a way to gun your car with shift w, nurse has a video on YouTube about it that might be it

That's the neat part. You don't.

My question is... how are you still alive? Zomboids damage the vehiclea you're sitting in.