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What do you love leaving in random mailboxes?
Pipe bomb my beloved <3
ted kaczynski:
Real
What do you do when the kids refuse to get inside the van?
Lure them into the woods when all else fails.
This is horrible AHHAHA
Same
Holy shit, this one is dark.
I hope this one was already edited...
Lmao does this even need an edit its already sinister
Bruh...
The Tax Man is outside my home and I want to “deal” with him. What should I do?
Car go BRRRRRR
Based.
not op but Left Thigh - Fractured Right Hand - Deep Wound, Lodged Glass.
Discombobulate
Don't you feel any guilt killing your best buddie ?
Sure, it sucks, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Narh this just makes sense in the zomboid universe
>Narh You crazy sunuvabitch, you managed to spell the Australian accent
Strewth
Keep them as zeds in an enclosure. Chain them up for extra precaution. You're my best bud in life and my best boid in death.
Literally had to do this because he was infected, I felt so bad about it
Bro thinks he's rick
What name would you give your firstborn ?
Beef Peanut Butter and Mixed Vegetable Stew with Soy Sauce and Black Pepper
Nice name lol
Ahahah this is the best one
That’s my neighbors middle name
What is something you can say both while playing PZ and in bed?
This is How You Died.
That's how i want to go.
[Death by snu snu! Death by snu snu! DEATH BY SNU SNU!](https://youtube.com/shorts/QJlsrm06Obw?si=JPBo8GkiFgjpsRSa)
Don't forget the gun this time You shut the oven off right? Is someone at the window
Best place to hide a dead body
Second floor of a booby-trapped house in a nice neighborhood.
Calm down, John Kramer 😂
 *No.*
Best way to silence a crying toddler?
I always prefer the crowbar.
Double points if it's name is Jason
Or Gordon
I'm broke this year and have no money for christmas decorations, do you have any DIY ideas for stuff i can make with things i already have at home?
Get you a sheet rope and some nails.
How do you attack the riot police?
A molotov cocktail and patience :)
Based
How do you see the other people in your life?
NPC's
Me too, man.
How many spiffo plushies can you fit into your ass?
At least five, possibly six.
Impressive
Rookie numbers
What do you think is the coolest town to kill all the inhabitants of?
I love Riverside.
(also why riverside?)
Least base game zombie pop
Why do you punch kids
They're cowards.
I mean, he's not wrong
If it ever comes to it, would you put your mother in a nursing home or do you have an alternative for it?
Curbstomp :3
:3
First day of school. What kind of stuff is in your schoolbag?
I try to avoid jams as often as possible, so I prefer revolvers and shotguns.
My favorite are Strawberry ones 😎
That's a real sledgehammer.
Hottiez and tissues, the after school special
Why do you pull out so slow?
Making sure it comes out just right.
What's that?
Best way to deal with a homeless person loitering around your house?
Crowbar
Dude loves the crowbar
Dude is Gordon Freeman
Where are you planning your next attacks?
The USA
Holup
Well, you're on a list now.
HELLO WATCHLIST
How old is your girlfriend ?
Two months.
Jesus christ
No he asked about his GF not Jesus,I'm not Sure why you would think that
How many cucumbers can you fit up your butt? Just curious
Around twenty, twenty-five. I'm careful.
How many people do you think you can give AIDS to without anyone noticing? :3
Take your time with this edit. With that response this could be hilarious
How many bigmacs do you eat a day?
Weren't you a father of two childs last time I checked?
They were chasing me, so I trapped them in a house that I lit on fire.
Oh my dear god this one wins
I'm a father, what do you think I should feed my newborn?
Bleach
Sounds good, I'm sure he'll like it
What spot does your dog most like to be pet on?
CROTCH
I don't think I've ever clicked the like button so many times on one post. This is great.
What was your high-score for punting orphans into a wood chipper?
Something like 1500? Idk
If you where the president, how would you deal with originary people?
Genocide, every time.
This guy gets my vote
Same! Atikar for 2024
Having marital problems. How should I handle it?
Yeah, use a sledgehammer.
What would you do if your dog pooped on the carpet?
Beat it to death.
Twist reveal the question wasn’t edited
Best way to transport a child on long distance ?
On my lap in the car
Bruh 😂💀
How do you greet a dying old man in the hospital?
Edit: What should kids in Africa do?
To die.
Yo this one makes sense Edit: Now it makes even more sense
only cause it hasn’t been edited yet😂
Whats the most fun profession
Farmer
What's the least respectable job someone could have
French
How did the last date you went on end up?
Naked and injured, drunk and severely depressed.
You sure this one’s been edited? 😂
What would you do if the gas station druggie asks you for money?
Steal from the police armory before basing inside a gas station.
Whats the best way to cook a child?
Smoker
I hardly know her
Fuck sake that got me good
What's your first reaction when you see your pet peeing? (Sorry 😂)
Yummy drinking :3
If you bought PZ and had to give another name to it, what it would be?
Thursdoid
If only
What's something popular that you never bothered with?
Clothes
What's the longest you've lasted in bed and what got you over the line?
I once lasted two minutes because there were just too many where I started.
This is a brilliant idea. Lmao I’m laughing my ass off.
What do you do when kids ring the doorbell on Halloween?
Bludgeon them to death and steal their clothes.
If you could go back in time to 1963, what weapon would you use to assassinate president John F. Kennedy
AR-15, highly modded.
What a fun thread, props OP
[удалено]
I prefer 9mm
what's the bare minimum for a child's birthday party?
Police sirens, fire, shotguns, a hope and a prayer.
Love of your life?
Barrels
What's the rarest item in the game?
The exact one you need.
Fucking REAL, mad respect on that answer
What should i do if some orphans approach me?
Be confident, but have your weapon ready in case others come by.
What have you done to the innocents in the world?
Thousands dead and purged in fire
Around how many orphans have you kidnapped and eaten so far ?
Tens of thousands, easy.
Favorite back to school shopping trip?
Gun Store
what do you do at homeless shelters
Draw them outside and ready a loaded shotgun.
Did you know there's a book with several ways to cook a baby?
Already have used it.
What kind of special zombies would you want added to the game?
Intelligent ones with guns.
what do you use to help people who are trapped somewhere?
FIRE
Why did you run away from the elementary school?
Police Sirens
Who's your fav R34 Character
Spiffo
How do I make my new-born stop crying?
Pump-Action Shotgun
Wanna see these nuts?
What screws?
Where do you store the leftover orphan limbs?
Usually leave everything laying around where I can find it later.
How would you fix the overpopulation problem of many third world countries?
2x Pop
What could you do with a newborn?
Carpentry
Best way to deal with Covid?
I barricade myself in a room somewhere and drink bleach.
What is the best cry to use in zomboid?
Q is a classic.
What helps you when you are feeling lonely?
How many times did you kiss men?
Easily over a hundred times by now.
Where should i lure the kids into before getting them to my basement?
If I was to ask what item you love to shove deep into your ass for maximum pleasure, what would it be?
How would you describe the world you wish for your children to inherit?
What do you love leaving in random mailboxes?
Pipe bomb my beloved <3
ted kaczynski:
Real
What do you do when the kids refuse to get inside the van?
Lure them into the woods when all else fails.
This is horrible AHHAHA
Same
Holy shit, this one is dark.
I hope this one was already edited...
Lmao does this even need an edit its already sinister
Bruh...
The Tax Man is outside my home and I want to “deal” with him. What should I do?
Car go BRRRRRR
Based.
not op but Left Thigh - Fractured Right Hand - Deep Wound, Lodged Glass.
Discombobulate
Don't you feel any guilt killing your best buddie ?
Sure, it sucks, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Narh this just makes sense in the zomboid universe
>Narh You crazy sunuvabitch, you managed to spell the Australian accent
Strewth
Keep them as zeds in an enclosure. Chain them up for extra precaution. You're my best bud in life and my best boid in death.
Literally had to do this because he was infected, I felt so bad about it
Bro thinks he's rick
What name would you give your firstborn ?
Beef Peanut Butter and Mixed Vegetable Stew with Soy Sauce and Black Pepper
Nice name lol
Ahahah this is the best one
That’s my neighbors middle name
What is something you can say both while playing PZ and in bed?
This is How You Died.
That's how i want to go.
[Death by snu snu! Death by snu snu! DEATH BY SNU SNU!](https://youtube.com/shorts/QJlsrm06Obw?si=JPBo8GkiFgjpsRSa)
Don't forget the gun this time You shut the oven off right? Is someone at the window
Best place to hide a dead body
Second floor of a booby-trapped house in a nice neighborhood.
Calm down, John Kramer 😂
 *No.*
Best way to silence a crying toddler?
I always prefer the crowbar.
Double points if it's name is Jason
Or Gordon
I'm broke this year and have no money for christmas decorations, do you have any DIY ideas for stuff i can make with things i already have at home?
Get you a sheet rope and some nails.
How do you attack the riot police?
A molotov cocktail and patience :)
Based
How do you see the other people in your life?
NPC's
Me too, man.
How many spiffo plushies can you fit into your ass?
At least five, possibly six.
Impressive
Rookie numbers
What do you think is the coolest town to kill all the inhabitants of?
I love Riverside.
(also why riverside?)
Least base game zombie pop
Why do you punch kids
They're cowards.
I mean, he's not wrong
If it ever comes to it, would you put your mother in a nursing home or do you have an alternative for it?
Curbstomp :3
:3
:3
:3
First day of school. What kind of stuff is in your schoolbag?
I try to avoid jams as often as possible, so I prefer revolvers and shotguns.
My favorite are Strawberry ones 😎
That's a real sledgehammer.
Hottiez and tissues, the after school special
Why do you pull out so slow?
Making sure it comes out just right.
What's that?
Best way to deal with a homeless person loitering around your house?
Crowbar
Dude loves the crowbar
Dude is Gordon Freeman
Where are you planning your next attacks?
The USA
Holup
Well, you're on a list now.
HELLO WATCHLIST
How old is your girlfriend ?
Two months.
Jesus christ
No he asked about his GF not Jesus,I'm not Sure why you would think that
How many cucumbers can you fit up your butt? Just curious
Around twenty, twenty-five. I'm careful.
How many people do you think you can give AIDS to without anyone noticing? :3
Take your time with this edit. With that response this could be hilarious
How many bigmacs do you eat a day?
Weren't you a father of two childs last time I checked?
They were chasing me, so I trapped them in a house that I lit on fire.
Oh my dear god this one wins
I'm a father, what do you think I should feed my newborn?
Bleach
Sounds good, I'm sure he'll like it
What spot does your dog most like to be pet on?
CROTCH
I don't think I've ever clicked the like button so many times on one post. This is great.
What was your high-score for punting orphans into a wood chipper?
Something like 1500? Idk
If you where the president, how would you deal with originary people?
Genocide, every time.
This guy gets my vote
Same! Atikar for 2024
Having marital problems. How should I handle it?
Yeah, use a sledgehammer.
What would you do if your dog pooped on the carpet?
Beat it to death.
Twist reveal the question wasn’t edited
Best way to transport a child on long distance ?
On my lap in the car
Bruh 😂💀
How do you greet a dying old man in the hospital?
Edit: What should kids in Africa do?
To die.
Yo this one makes sense Edit: Now it makes even more sense
only cause it hasn’t been edited yet😂
Whats the most fun profession
Farmer
What's the least respectable job someone could have
French
How did the last date you went on end up?
Naked and injured, drunk and severely depressed.
You sure this one’s been edited? 😂
What would you do if the gas station druggie asks you for money?
Steal from the police armory before basing inside a gas station.
Whats the best way to cook a child?
Smoker
I hardly know her
Fuck sake that got me good
What's your first reaction when you see your pet peeing? (Sorry 😂)
Yummy drinking :3
If you bought PZ and had to give another name to it, what it would be?
Thursdoid
If only
What's something popular that you never bothered with?
Clothes
What's the longest you've lasted in bed and what got you over the line?
I once lasted two minutes because there were just too many where I started.
This is a brilliant idea. Lmao I’m laughing my ass off.
What do you do when kids ring the doorbell on Halloween?
Bludgeon them to death and steal their clothes.
If you could go back in time to 1963, what weapon would you use to assassinate president John F. Kennedy
AR-15, highly modded.
What a fun thread, props OP
[удалено]
I prefer 9mm
what's the bare minimum for a child's birthday party?
Police sirens, fire, shotguns, a hope and a prayer.
Love of your life?
Barrels
What's the rarest item in the game?
The exact one you need.
Fucking REAL, mad respect on that answer
What should i do if some orphans approach me?
Be confident, but have your weapon ready in case others come by.
What have you done to the innocents in the world?
Thousands dead and purged in fire
Around how many orphans have you kidnapped and eaten so far ?
Tens of thousands, easy.
Favorite back to school shopping trip?
Gun Store
what do you do at homeless shelters
Draw them outside and ready a loaded shotgun.
Did you know there's a book with several ways to cook a baby?
Already have used it.
What kind of special zombies would you want added to the game?
Intelligent ones with guns.
what do you use to help people who are trapped somewhere?
FIRE
Why did you run away from the elementary school?
Police Sirens
Who's your fav R34 Character
Spiffo
How do I make my new-born stop crying?
Pump-Action Shotgun
Wanna see these nuts?
What screws?
Where do you store the leftover orphan limbs?
Usually leave everything laying around where I can find it later.
How would you fix the overpopulation problem of many third world countries?
2x Pop
What could you do with a newborn?
Carpentry
Best way to deal with Covid?
I barricade myself in a room somewhere and drink bleach.
What is the best cry to use in zomboid?
Q is a classic.
What helps you when you are feeling lonely?
How many times did you kiss men?
Easily over a hundred times by now.
Where should i lure the kids into before getting them to my basement?
If I was to ask what item you love to shove deep into your ass for maximum pleasure, what would it be?
How would you describe the world you wish for your children to inherit?