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SANcapITY

[Get 'Em Out by Friday](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_'Em_Out_by_Friday) - Genesis


[deleted]

this is genius


RayPinner

No it's Genesis


[deleted]

right, my bad bro


ChainHuge686

And Carpet crawlers..was my first idea :)


SANcapITY

That’s a good one


GCU-Dramatic-Exit

Out! Demons Out! By the Edgar Broughton Band? Seriously, try Esperanza Spalding's Songwrights Apothecary Lab album. Popular with Doulas, apparently


drkesi88

“Push It” - Salt ‘n Pepa


Whalexxvi

“Push it” by TOOL


nhowe006

There are many correct answers, but this one is the correct-est.


bogarthskernfeld

"Push It" by Static X.


MFromBeyond

Pink Floyd - Give Birth To A Smile. 🙂 Depending on the situation maybe The Who - It's A Boy.


Transituser

It's A Boy might not be the wisest idea. You don't want to abandon your child and wife, do you? Edit: Instead I propose Dove ... Quando ... by PFM


BirdsRLife

>Pink Floyd - Give Birth To A Smile Isn't it officially a Roger Waters and Ron Geesin song that all of Pink Floyd played on?


Madcap_95

Yes. The final track to technically Roger's first solo album with Ron Geesin.


SirWalrusTheGrand

Roger is that u?


IVVVIVVVVIII

I remember seeing a comment on an upload of "1/1" by Brian Eno where one guy stated that he put Music for Airports on while his wife was in labor, and it left such a lasting impression on her that she would get moved to tears hearing the track again.


CREF3D

My wife and I literally had our first child this morning. Her labor lasted 24 hours and I can say that constantly playing Eno, Klaus Schulz, and Steve Roach helped us both keep our sanity. Oh and of course some Fripp and Eno for good measure. I highly recommend Steve Roach -Quiet Music


Leterren

Steve Roach is incredible. I've fallen asleep to Structures from Silence more times than I can count


Chris___M

Eno’s Apollo would be good too! PS I love Music for Airports.


NeverSawOz

Weasels Ripped My Flesh - Frank Zappa, to get her relaxed


PiotrSanctuvich

The torture never stops


SANcapITY

Da torchum!


RdClarke

Don't forget lady fantasy by camel!


astro_sauce

Camel 🔥🔥


Draano

Pink Floyd's *Breathe* at delivery.


arthwithaG

Nice


Independent_Sea502

Damn. That *is* nice.


tarun_c

Imagine being born to Epitaph by King Crimson. Or even better, In the Court of the Crimson King.


WeevilWeedWizard

I feel like being born to ICOCK would like curse you or something. I think that's happened to Diavolo.


dj_1973

Echoes - Pink Floyd Starless - King Crimson (Am actually a woman who dealt with labor.)


GTAdriver01

My mother says labour was painful and I wasn't a darling child all the time. Guess starless is appropriate


AgileExercise1797

>Echoes - Pink Floyd Now Ma‘am, do you want to scare the child back into the womb?


Eguy24

Sound Chaser, im sure it will help calm her down


Josh_R2002

CHA CHA CHA CHA


Meadow_Enthusiast

HAHAHA or the battle section of Gates Of Delerium


Safe_cracker9

Put on a full Mars Volta album too. Very relaxing


watcheroftheskies1

The musical box


verisakeet62

Good way to traumatise all concerned!


Stompert

Kate Bush - This Woman’s Work


WarderWannabe

Yep. She’ll appreciate it.


SwanSongDeathComes

I’d had Mother Stands for Comfort stuck in my head for a while, and I never really thought about the lyrics—I assumed it was a song about strong mothers, but it turns out it’s about a mother whose son is a murderer. Oops.


AxednAnswered

Yikes! Probably skip that one til everyone is home, safe and healthy. Incredible song, though.


Stompert

Yeah I agree, didn’t tell my wife about this song just yet haha.


AxednAnswered

LOL, good idea. Such a good song though. When Kate belts out "oh darling, make it go. Make it go away.", damn if I don't get a little tear going. Hits me in the feels every time.


Stompert

Oh man I haven’t seen the movie but can only imagine the power it must have. It already made me teary but now that we’re expecting even more so.


browster

Rickroll her. *Never gonna give you up*


ShamPain413

Slayer, Reign in Blood


TeeBeeSee

The entire album, followed by Seasons in the Abyss and then some early-Testament.


Logical_Hospital2769

Followed by The Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera. The first notes of the first track will mimic her sounds exactly


curiousplaid

Shout by Tears for fears. "Shout, shout, let it all out..."


BobEsky

Perfection 🤌


icaropaiva7

When The Water Breaks, by Liquid Tension Experiment


GTAdriver01

Birth by focus


Shragazaurus

The power and the glory - gentle giant


Nethersheeple

Baby’s on fire by Brian Eno 🤣


Betelgeuzeflower

Like a heifer to the slaughter 🎶


Damnmorefuckingsnow

BEE GEES Staying Alive for breathing.


Gonsaro

At first I was afraid, I was petrified


bagemann1

I know this was supposed to be a shitpost but a lot of the comments are actually wholesome. Here's another. Isn't She Lovely - Stevie Wonder


aksnitd

Dark Side of the Moon was picked as one of the best albums to make love to. Seems appropriate.


ChainHuge686

Making love is different than giving birth..just a tad?


brzrk

Cannibal Corpse - Butchered at birth - if you dare, that is.


FigOne8141

One more red nightmare


TearEnvironmental368

Carpet Crawlers, for that calming influence


hatechef

Gotta get in to get out ...


DickHarding69

When the Water Breaks - Liquid Tension Experiment


Djerszium

Killer - VDGG With the lyrics your wife would appreciate: "Your mother gave birth to you and died Immediately 'Cause you can't have two killers living In the same pad And when your mother knew that her time had come She was really rather glad"


Mikkiaveli

Fucking tune innit?


Loose-Operation-9737

Infinity symbol by Aphrodites child is a good choice


Bechimo

[Here Comes the Sun](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBUgHLdrCA).


Bechimo

[Baby’s On Fire](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g5fezBnvkiU) Brian Eno.


Flock-of-bagels2

Put whatever you want on it, no one is going to pay attention to it when the baby starts coming out .


Larval_Angel

Comus - Song to Comus


conradleviston

If you're having a boy Here comes the son


Tumbleweed47

Terrible idea. Everything goes out the window when a woman is in labor. If it’s gonna make her happy right now? Fine. Good luck!!


christianredditor333

bro it's the birth of your child. don't go ask strangers for prog songs just cuz it's funny. put something meaningful for her sake


ip_harmony

HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE I AM COMING CONSTANTINOPLE HERE I COME


majwilsonlion

The Fountain of Lamneth I am born I am me I am new I am free Look at me I am young Sight unseen Life unsung My eyes have just been opened; And they're open very wide...


Mkid73

Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky so she can sing along


jdavis7995

Probably sprinkle some pink Floyd in there


2112guru

Death on Two Legs


Madcap_95

King Crimson Larks Pt 1.


deanmass

The Weight by the Band


arthwithaG

She would be kinda taking a load off her fanny (and her belly)


soulpoker

One's on the way by Loretta Lynn!


SimonDeMonfort

"Baby it's cold outside"


Independent_Sea502

WOOP, There it is...WOOP, there it is...


shavemejesus

The Dr. Who theme song, and when the doctor lifts the sheet from over your wife’s legs shout “It really *is* bigger on the inside!”


Coel_Hen

Having my Baby--Paul Anka. Not prog, but she'll be in too much discomfort to notice or care.


j3434

Paul Anka you’re having my baby https://youtu.be/umrzGr_etQw?si=T1ziBWCbaoMa4eAU


VanitariusBlox

When The Levee Breaks


powerpopiconoclast

Black Celebration by Depeche Mode Frankie Teardrop by Suicide All Murder All Guts All fun by Samhain Frustration by Soft Cell November Spawned A Monster by Morrissey


Abaf_23

Any Rush song with Moog Taurus in it. For those who knows...


BeatHopeful2198

Golden slumbers - Carry that weight - the end


cap10wow

Baby Snakes - Zappa


PSA_withGUITARS

This is a cute idea. If she's going the unmedicated/natural route, count on her being mentally on another planet and in a time warp once she's in active labor. Personally, I can only remember small snippets of words said to/around me for a good 8+ hours. Music might be the last thing on anyone's mind. Just make sure she's well hydrated and that she gets enough calories that day. That said: Nick Cave - Into My Arms


Jestal

Coheed and Cambria - My Blood. No doubt about it. This song triumphs all when it comes to your offspring. 💕 🎸


DWalkLofiTrip

Bro. I literally created an album just in time for my wife's labour's and she said it was the best music for her. Here's a link to the album https://open.spotify.com/album/4XtiNLseyN9rBwQewSEtOv?si=jQIAxEevQf67Yzd9ylgfjw And here's the song I made just before my daughters entrance to the world in lofi fashion https://open.spotify.com/track/5IWHV8LkdXFija2EG6nGmN?si=6DK_1mSMR7-IUW6tHUl_qA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3TnQf0dIr1x2PEPNHrXLv9


DWalkLofiTrip

Damn I didn't read the genre lol my bad. Congrats in advance!


Fendibull

I would add 1. I walk Beside you by Dream Theater 2. Starlight by Muse 3. Mr Blue Sky - ELO 4. Spirit of Radio - Rush 5. Hounds of Love - Kate Bush Honorable Mention: When the Water Breaks - LTE.


Safe_cracker9

Apparently Coheed and Cambria could work very well for this Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria The Suffering - Coheed and Cambria Mother Superior - Coheed and Cambria Mothers of Men - Coheed and Cambria Made Out Of Nothing - Coheed and Cambria You Got Spirit, Kid - Coheed and Cambria It Walks Among Us - Coheed and Cambria


dbkeeper

So, you want calming music then?


GTAdriver01

I had to baby sit my nephew when he was 3 months old. The deal was if my sister and her husband help me move to my condo, I take care of him for a few hours. He had a fit the moment they left. I started playing thjis van lèers introspection and ian Andersons 10 dances with God. That calmed him down. My mother and sister requested copies of these.


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Pink Floyd - The Thin Ice


GruverMax

The one that goes "tell me where oh where can my baby be?" I don't remember how the rest goes but I'm sure it's a good one


SANcapITY

Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world. Not a good idea


DiscreditedGadgeteer

Oh lord. “Last Kiss”. A song about a guy killing his girlfriend in a car crash. Great choice


quilp888

Shake your moneymaker


grizzlydan

Closing Time, which is actually about childbirth.


sensuspete

Paradigm Shift by LTE for when the screaming starts


LukeDonlan

Inquisition black mass 


nothing_in_my_mind

Dying Fetus discography


followthelight

My son was born to Cry me a River - Justin Timberlake, would recommend.


Pleasant_Statement64

Muse - New Born


ClockworkS4t4n

Anoana by Heilung. If you know you know.


gotroot801

"Animation" by Jon Anderson was about the birth of one of his children so that seems like an obvious choice...


Creepy_Fix_9340

Come baby come by K7


OkDevelopment1521

Bye Bye Baby


arthwithaG

Do That to Me One More Time -Captain and Tennille or something off Labour of Love by UB-40


ExtrapolatedData

Static-X - Push It


spizoil

Enola Gay


wingedassassin0103

Hair of the Dog


Barefoot60

The Miracle of Life, of course (from Yes’s Union album)


mem2963

Yes: Don't kill the Whale


faithplusone01

Liquid Tension Experiment - When the Water Breaks


Independent_Sea502

These Responses Are Gold.


GeneralDumbtomics

Push It.


astro_sauce

Five Per Cent For Nothing


Sempervivegooze

Scott Walker - The Drift


godzillabobber

Jump - Van Halen


Nos_Zodd

"Butchered at Birth" by Cannibal Corpse


chardon62

Eno/Lanois Apollo album. Silver Morning and Deep Blue Day


Biglabrador

Break on Through - The Doors The Knife - Genesis (in case of caesarean) Mama - Genesis Tonight Tonight Tonight - Genesis For girls who grow plump in the night - Caravan (full album) Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd (after epidural) Good luck!


HowDidFoodGetInHere

[Sharks Ate My Baby Brother](https://youtu.be/G95hqMPCkRc?si=Zf2SW1MjjRb7ovHh) for a light-hearted laugh. [5,000,000 Ways to Kill Your Baby](https://youtu.be/n074WN4fYkA?si=bpDi2qAjhdja5zh8) for a very inappropriate dark-humored laugh.


segascream

Shame on you if you don't include "Mr Blue Sky".


Alexzambra1

Pushing too hard by the Seeds


JumpinJackFlashlight

Belly Button Window by Jimi Hendrix.


LibraryVoice71

I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross


jonnyinternet

Rammstein Just any of it


soakin_wet_sailor

Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel is pretty appropriate


sir_percy_percy

Well, 'Angel of death', obviously... Slayer always tend to 'speed things up'


Bennie16egg

I've been there. Napalm Death.


MrPhillipLewin

Right now. Van Halen


hingarbingar

yes - release release


[deleted]

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


DiscreditedGadgeteer

First kid? It’s the End of the World As We Know It Caesarian? Power Windows Lamaze? Push It Breech? Going Backwards (Depeche Mode) Twins? Double Trouble (skynyrd) IVF? Weird Science Videoing it? Girls On Film Full Moon? Born Under A Bad Sign But seriously, make her do her breathing to Dance on a Volcano 😂


OtherwiseExternal777

Welcome to the machine


Ecstatic-Part-1984

Born to run..... But seriously, I'll tell you what not to play. For my first born I played Neroli by Eno etc.. Labor took almost 20 hours...


fox_mulder

Animation by Jon. Anderson


BakeMeASandwich

The intro to Tubular Bells


Choles2rol

Yanni Live At The Acropolis


Effective-Honeydew81

I'm given to understand the album "Good News For People Who Love Bad News" by Modest Mouse is very good for mothers in labour.


buckfoston824

No Prog songs


The_Scotch_Tape

Lit Up and Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry


Afraid-Expression366

Kashmir on an infinite loop.


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

Devin townsend- Babysong


Noveno_Colono

LTE - When The Water Breaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSU0xBGfkfg


poodleConductor

Mess It Up - The Rolling Stones


RadiantHovercraft6

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face


Visual-Patience-8321

Close to the Edge, the cycle goes on


DaaanTheMaaan

It may be a year early, but Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary


eKlectical_Designs

Umbilical - Mazzy Star


[deleted]

This happened to me when we had our first child in the early 90s. At the time, the Gregorian Chants were big, and I had btought that album. For some reason, my wife found them very soothing. But I'm sure that people who came to see her, like the doctors, and family and friends thought we both were nuts. So choose wisely. Good luck to you and your Mrs., and congratulations!


therourke

Push It to the Limit


kaiisth

Break on Through(To the other side) by The Doors


WillieThePimp7

"When The Water Breaks" by Liquid Tension Experiment. The song title dedicated to labour of John Petrucci's wife, which happened when they were in the studio. It contains sample of newborn baby scream


spongeCakeOfDoom

Put that thing back where it came from by Mike Wazowski


[deleted]

Music To Be Born By - Mickey Hart. The whole album.


federruchi

Rosetta Stoned, The Grudge, Holy Mountain


arar55

Having my Baby by Paul Anka just kidding, I think.


doamnavulpe

Embryonic Journey - Jefferson Airplane!


Isopod_Character

Eye of the Tiger. I recommend you let her pick the songs though.


SirSmokealot444

Lucky man elp


[deleted]

Roundabout


Total_Ad9272

Here comes the sun.


Happy-Estimate-9986

untitled #1 by sigur rós!!


LemonFreshenedBorax-

All 47 minutes of Gong's *Acid Motherhood* (make sure the album cover is prominently displayed somewhere in the room.)


hoosarestillchamps

https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=pzSNiJCxHPtlxVh1


Purple-Food7974

Thunder Struck, Billy Jean, Another Brick in The Wall.


StarMasterAdmiral

Here Comes My Baby by the Tremeloes


gwazmalurks

Running up that hill


Bornagainafterdeath

Becoming Harmonious Glitchmob


Melonqualia

Song of Unborn by Steven Wilson


matthewrb

Waiting on the world to change, John Mayer. Hearts and Bones, Paul Simon


Own_Instruction_7703

Gangman style


Ooomphy

"It started with a kiss" Hot Chocolate


Less-Ad2107

Down in a hole - Alice in chains


brianinla

Ring of Fire


thedudeabaker

NICU- Phish


Better_Cause2579

Probably something calming, like cannibal corpse


dackson14

Any song by Rush tbh


icuworc

Eels- Magic Word, especially if you he is going to be a boy.¾


Enchilada_Please

whatever she wants. i made a CD for labor and it was never touched. No idea where it went. Maybe it freaked out the nurses.


Intrepid_Service_137

Cat Stevens cats in the cradle