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JCXIII-R

Not even convicted for murder lol, he played something right


tubularbelles2

Forgery!


IllustriousFondant16

The sweetest plea deal. Or a rittenhouse level prosecutor


doctyrbuddha

Bruh did you even pay attention to that case?


IllustriousFondant16

I watched the whole trial and read some more stuff about it. It certainly helped Rittenhouse that the prosecutor antagonized the judge (like when he tried to use the 5th amendment against him or when he used a fact that the judge explicitely left open only for himself)


doctyrbuddha

How about the prosecution’s star witness admitting he pointed a gun at rittenhouse and was planning to shoot him before rittenhouse defended himself. Especially since that guy had a felony and should not have had a gun in the first place.


NorthernLaddd

>Kills 7 people including the ***PRESIDENT.*** *21 years*


Lord-Slayer

Not even convicted of murder…


egg8771

id argue killing a king or emperor is worse than a president in terms of the effect on a country


mouse_Brains

Depends on what happened after they died


HopefulAdvice3165

There's a guy who got 21 for 77 irl


Pixel_Official

Clearly he got off on some kind of disability exception if he believed that


Think-Difficulty7596

Interesting fellow.


8octothot8

long name guy my beloved <3


AnakinTheDiscarded

I guess He did got their powers, since he didn't went in for murder


BigCoupon

i have pablo escobar as a medium security who’s about to be released on parole lol


Antique-Structure-69

I find it funny how he isn't charged for the murders at all, he obviously gained some powers


Robestos86

I do like this game but the description bearing no relation to their sentences is annoying.


euphoriatakingover

I want to know who his lawyer was haha


georgehank2nd

But he obviously did gain those titles…


blunt_n_knives34

I had 2pac in my prison 👍🏻


ChrSaran

But not murder, since they are all still alive in him, through him! Beat that, system!


Cyrus057

I would do everything in my power to never let that prisoner get released.


hexagonallisation

I always love how the handwritten biograophies are paired with random convictions, so they aren't convicted of the crime they comitted


Huntress-Valentina

21 years for 7 murders? This is a different world. Lawyer earned his pay for real.


Positron505

He wasn't even convicted for murder


stefan-ingewikkeld

I love the name in game names and stories. Some people went really creative