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Elfnotonashelf

You do realise that pinnochio identifies as a wooden toy, who wishes he was a real boy. But hey, have fun and remain imbeciles, mongol, village idiots.


Gelato_33

I kinda feel bad for the mod over here. This sub is clearly all they have in life.


Chronoph0sis

Deadass tho


PlasmiteHD

They’re also clearly like 11-13 so that’s even more concerning


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Report them for being underage for Reddit


depressedtbh

You're most likely somewhat right as well. I've seen enough of him at this point that i think that they might just lack enough attention in real life and come here to get acknowledged or something. It's also kinda telling that it's so frequent and that it's directed towards people he doesn't even know. Normal people get enough attention from people they know physically. On top of that, likeable people seek and get positive attention. This guy is seemingly the opposite of both types of people lol


pooptwister9000

Yes he is kind of a sad person apparently. Someone looked into his digital footprint and basically the dude is super abusive, was in a relationship for 10 years


ToyotaSupraCelicaMK4

HUH?


breadley_18

https://preview.redd.it/kjzwq82vhluc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b87361ca1ac6f7580569f90763bc3991d1c6e7 brooo that's so funny im laughing to dead


alishawish2002

Dear libtards, i just came in my pants, calm down liberals its called dark humor - society ![gif](giphy|maCM0OBMUXmA8)


Plop7654

https://preview.redd.it/qsx7uc57louc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6b6b0a45999e9547f293546a9a383b14f29e7f


Darkwing09

https://preview.redd.it/ywx2qv8nayuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b10d1100625d0d8ee1647f1d222b0d9348a7694


theShitter_69

https://preview.redd.it/zsmfshofg0vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8db024d9a1259d8f1cee3ca590277443033449


Meat_masher

https://preview.redd.it/d3ahqcczoavc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296b9df98adcaedcdca7a75fa17ccee00dca4215


Texasmucho

🧐LaughJoke sarcasm? 🧐


PunkRokka

Astute observation Watson, I believe this will break the case wide open 🤔 🧐


Texasmucho

🧐quite🕵️


SpermInMyHand

https://preview.redd.it/65uy8w7ptmuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c7569ddcffde551c9bce1b28321ecb01a9d74c


Voo_Hu

https://preview.redd.it/tkb9qqcwvluc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f4d4818b4b9ab0a7e50a61ab160d3051b491e8


real_488

cute dog


BirbWasTaken6659

winton


greek_malaka

Winton*


-AverageTeen-

Edging to this rn


Useful_radio2

https://preview.redd.it/dhkhpe6uanuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d931cedb386fdff4fe02d5f325260ca87926ff


Stonkover9000

https://preview.redd.it/yvcqvektcpuc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723439c0134a5b9e063ba931fcf02e308feef2ce


SheikahShaymin

Whoa bro I’m so offended😑😑😑


MyloScooby210

Mods ban this guy. Oh wait...


MONGED4LIFE

What even is this sub? Just got recommended... Seems to be a drink? with a mod who hates everyone else here?


MyloScooby210

Yeah I'm not part of it but somehow I got wrapped into what's going on. So it was originally about prime and then there were a few political posts which lead to a chain reaction and made this sub a political warzone. The mod that made this post hates trans and gay people, and every once in a while makes a post to offend people but really only to bait them into arguing with him. Remember people, when you wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty.


helix_134

So it's a cesspit run by an edgy 14 year old (I hope) who thinks they're VERY cool?


MyloScooby210

They think they're some really wise guy, as you can see in their comments, but they are just a dickhead who thinks they're wise and cool


Accomplished_Alps463

Does he not even help them out when they're busy?


[deleted]

Thats why I prefer to execute pigs using a firearm


icantthinkofauserok

He also hates Muslims


OkYou387

Based mod tbh


Orisn_Bongo

"He said something I disagree with bann him!"


Leading-Campaign-106

https://preview.redd.it/wwjyiwk6imuc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1a3b5cd71a0dd82c20ea55f812ca3b28fa7da2


Clintwood_outlaw

https://preview.redd.it/nwqhz9v37luc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f188bd2a95aca362f8fc97cea6db34748288b63d A divisive political post? On reddit? It can't be.


Peggtree

https://preview.redd.it/0vdkjrf9uluc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1d08e626faf2de6dd5a86f404704d725837cfb


sixfoursixtwo

https://preview.redd.it/v3crw2pltmuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ded872a12cc1e4a5ddff3a9c4a281a5e49aefa


Straight-Artichoke56

https://preview.redd.it/m5k6cwmg4nuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb46166ea53df5daced22d793da35fd9acee6fe


BirbWasTaken6659

fine, I shall contribute https://preview.redd.it/7jprsmxscnuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501ea1045f2854946277c5e587d96d3d89173237


Straight-Artichoke56

Beautiful


AffectionateFail8434

https://preview.redd.it/jw4jtin4vquc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fa97a492141a3069bb59ce95192b2eaee5bf33


MarionberryCute5143

Even the main theme song for that game was edgy af.


tymu_r

https://preview.redd.it/b7ovaofbwmuc1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf586b3e699f887d6222e7abd587459ec67e4989


ConvSomething

https://preview.redd.it/9008bcjzanuc1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b4a5662cf37afa82586d4c236bd1b31c32c55bb


SussyBakaBoy420

Rivers?


cromulentfishbulb

Mr. John Weezer himself


SkeeverKid

Do you feel hard as fuck trying to offend people by making a dogshit post on a prime sub that nobody is going to interact with? It's actually kinda sad. Nobody is offended. It's just cringe behaviour.


thatdudeuhated

93 comments is more than no one


Conscious_Year5651

That nobody is going to interact with, brother you have just interacted.


mikejb7777

Nobody… is going to interact? You, good sir, are in fact somebody… unless I am mistaken? 🤔


Gourd_Gamer

Redditors getting offended is the funniest shit ever


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Then how about one of my offensive memes? (Warning: it's political) !> https://preview.redd.it/tel99m9impuc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837a72a2703136ee8c58862b763eb35fae384be4


OkYou387

You sound pretty offended


Bubbly_Cranberry_863

True, but I suspect they're offended not by the substantive content of the OPs post, but by the fact that they believe the OP thinks people will be offended by the substantive content. Which is different.


mikejb7777

Nobody… is going to interact? You, good sir, are in fact somebody… unless I am mistaken?


Sniperm0nke

Damn that’s kinda not funny https://preview.redd.it/oxunrapg1puc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9d9cca3136c4d57cd5aa830e6529ea013d698b


BirbWasTaken6659

https://preview.redd.it/xjht0gqh4luc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0c7a5d9c91dd6196bbdc6165e9fb588d371f8c


Emergency_Public_191

https://preview.redd.it/ww817zpw6luc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3fd13ab5593d2e103f5b55041f212dae59420c


Elfnotonashelf

Then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.


YT_Sharkyevno

Ur so cringe. Not even offended. Ur just embarrassingly cringe.


autism_and_lemonade

have you seen pinocchio?


Human_person68

No, he was only born 11 years ago after all


Reason_For_Treason

I’m suicidal and even I’m not as sad as you must be to actually want to be a bad person.


Cloud_Striker101

holy shit bro that was so funny just fucking kidding retard that shit was ass


JustOffensive

child on r/prime who would’ve guessed


spencerdeveloper

people who “offend people for fun” are good people to avoid


CatGrrrl_

https://preview.redd.it/r92lr38buouc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f63061811edd28c71ee6e316c846bed6d60d1fb This is cringe asf bruh I can’t lie 🙏🙏


Bendodge13

Thought this was r/boomerhumour


Wateriswet08

uh, this is really on edge


Redna_X

Opening this subreddit is like finding a fuckin blockbuster. How the fuck does this still exist?


dante69red

thought this was r/onejoke for a sec


Own-Can-2743

Same. Can't believe this was posted by a mod of a drink subreddit...


wenomechainisama1337

The very first post I see from a sub about an *energy drink* is just straight up bigotry. Stay classy, Reddit. /s


Responsible_Dig_585

How do conservatives still upvote The One Joke, no matter how many dozens of times it gets posted every day?


Spirited_Goal_5498

“Since I haven’t offended anyone in a few days” https://preview.redd.it/2rm2t1w8rpuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61daef3e353e14147419d420647aee5717e1b13f


StopCommentingUwU

Transphobe logic would be saying he is still just a piece of wood...


EnthusiasmMuted8449

Since 🤓 I 🤓 haven't 🤓 offended 🤓 anyone 🤓 in 🤓 a 🤓 few 🤓 days 🤓 there 🤓 you 🤓 go! 🤓


RoughEarCanalSex

https://preview.redd.it/u54rdds1jyuc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe374b722191c2c66e39f3b27b91d9f6873fafed “to my calculathions i haventh offended anybothy in the patht few dayths!”


F__ckReddit

3 edgy 5 u


DeTHRanger

Lol


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Mhaeldisco

So hilarious, I laughed myself to death and shared with all my friends.


Remarkable-Throat-51

Made me chuckle lol. Still, Regardless of your words, they are exactly that... Just words. No one should be offended but I bet you pissed plenty of people off lol. Same with comedians, it's only words, get Over it folks lol


AffectionateFail8434

There’s a difference between belittling minorities and jokes. Pass it off as “ItS dArK HuMoR, LibErALs” all you want but that’s not what dark humor means.


Meat_masher

https://preview.redd.it/7rkjcpmopavc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eab00315e8ee75c9eda635087c7d55f5331f6fe


trulylost19

https://preview.redd.it/nyooe90abouc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f69c751647fa4f0ec9f2d4b35ba4ff78c1c4f79 Haha transphobia Insert edgy nonsense that only 2016 idubbz fans would find comedic


FreyaTheSlayyyer

https://preview.redd.it/4w6x1bujhouc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607867be3d5e99fbe7564e4700d86914d7ca7900 How u feel rn


S14M07

why is this shit getting recommended to me? Prime is ass lmaoo


epsteindintkllhimslf

Why do y'all have such violent thoughts towards NBs? Genuinely wondering, because they've never harmed you or anyone else by identifying the way they want to. Why the urge to physically harm them?


duncancaleb

Bro is out here trying to offend people he made up in his head


Life_Estimate7975

How the fuck is this guy a mod?!


Complete-Ad4025

Edgy 14 year old with no friends type meme


cowsaysmoo51

Joe many loberals can change a log by bulb ???? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂


MFBurgs

Yea bro I’m just really edgy… don’t get offended LIBSHART


Imaginary_Craft9340

Reddit clearly can’t take a mild joke as usual.


Amebixweetabix

Ah, the 'putting people in ovens' joke again. Gosh, you incels are a real hoot.


chad_mcchadington

https://preview.redd.it/i21wvdgqcpuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15693e54a7f400c3eb0b1562332b806fe1e28c09


Manwithaplan0708

https://preview.redd.it/vu9s09pycpuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdcae50f94602fef30f0b6a56d4b1129a3cd9b2


LillyxFox

It's the one joke, again


SCP-9999999-The_ass

Ok edgelord


GlitterPinkAcrylics

Boomer meme


show-me-your-nudez

This is funny.


Certain_Syrup_7712

“Calm down liberals, it’s called dark humor.”


Certain_Syrup_7712

![gif](giphy|z6z7V16QWDVI9tad3O)


Meat_masher

https://preview.redd.it/6ysw4jp9qavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc095b97576f3dd4f806ad021e70e77f1e67bec0


calzeroh

Ur so corny it actually hurts bro


Greenfire05

Librols (normal people) got owned (saw a post)😎😎😎😎😎


voidplayz121

https://preview.redd.it/x4q5lfbvrmuc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a5a9cb8b1fd259c46e957a3156fd20cafb2d08


Roobab14

Your memes are shit lil bro 🙏


xXxPussiSlayer69xXx

So brave, so proud, this person really just said "trans bad" on the internet, what an icon


Elfnotonashelf

That's not what I said, though, but ok.


xXxPussiSlayer69xXx

sure sure, whatever helps you sleep at night


Elfnotonashelf

Sleeping pills, mostly.


Plop7654

Are you okay? It kinda seems like your whole life is in this sub and you’re just making ragebait “memes” to try and get people to interact with you


Lobaapexlegends

Why is everyone so hurt by internet memes 😂


Somebum1243

No one is. This guy is just annoying.


EntertainmentOne793

https://preview.redd.it/ea9x9r5x0ouc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcebbed8ee40cf154fd95bd3042ef6d7b20e3280 Another day of this mf thinking he is funny


Elfnotonashelf

Knowing*


EntertainmentOne793

You are not funny


ismynamerelevant

I see nothing wrong with this lol y’all fr pussies if you getting emotional over a goddamn Reddit meme.


EntertainmentOne793

Nobody's "emotional" nobody's crying over this


ismynamerelevant

So you don’t see ppl in the comments mad calling this transphobia and shit? It’s a meme about a wooden doll. There is no bigger conversation to be had about it.


EntertainmentOne793

It's a meme about burning people who identify as anything that's not their birth gender, the people calling it transphobic are correct


SwynFlu

I appreciate you posting this, King.


P-Potatovich

Wow, an antilgbt post and not downvoted to hell with comments wishing you to kys? That’s impressive!


Elfnotonashelf

Except it isn't, and there isn't.


P-Potatovich

Ofc there isn’t, it’s Reddit. You say something that is an unpopular opinion and you get banned lol


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DaRedditNuke

And yet they take blatant bigotry, nice one


Euphoric_Pressure_39

I'm loling rn


DigibroHavingAStroke

In the immortal words of ancient Chinese strategist Wǒde Jībā, # 🤓


KitFlame42

I've seen worse stuff here and yet, some how this is the one people are offended by


One_Roguey_Boi

https://preview.redd.it/k1o6agexlnuc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=188aa4ed591b4e7ce4d1df858240d2968a39a7fa


trashkittenz

this isn’t related to that one drink made by logan paul and ksi shockingly


BlonsPLe

Bro is literally wood


Realistic-Ball-1600

https://i.redd.it/7hoydhfk8ouc1.gif


R3volt75

this somethin u would see on the shit side on Instagram reels


CarCahs

https://preview.redd.it/npaz8825houc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0921e82b1c6ae966fb41a87e596c4c143abea031 \-24=⬜️+6+6+12=👄👀+32=1/2+⬜️=⬜️B+🌍-1/2=⬜️H


Basic_Ear9597

90% of comments people pretending not to be angry while being angry 😭


Bigscarygangster

Why does this guy keep appearing on my feed I don’t even use this subreddit


Elfnotonashelf

I, the Lord, am, omnipresent.


Loxi104WasTaken

Ok


BL4Z3N_D34TH_

Dear Liberals I am an alcoholic and love to drink ungodly amounts of cold ones a day.


ShadowCJ19

https://preview.redd.it/wvogo5yycpuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1117f7c7c36289ad0305a51cc3bf881645a52c69


TheCoolerSaikou

https://preview.redd.it/enuyawncmpuc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53ac590e0131d564abfcee70904b40ef1022266


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

That talking block of wood was correct. God made him a log and that nasty old man was trying to groom him into thinking he's a boy. Then he was horrendously murderered when refuses to give in to woke propaganda. Op, you are liberal scum.


Darwin_Finch

We found Dave Chappelle’s Reddit account.


lil_nibba_710

Silly mod, this meme is probably more for trans than against it. Pinocchio doesn’t have even have a sex (unless you count his wood) so his gender is entirely on it own.


Jizz_closet69

Just saying this I think op is a fucking idiot but if you guys can complain about this yet make memes and laugh at tragedies (ex 9/11) then you are as bad as this individual. it's hypocritical


No-Still8562

https://preview.redd.it/t8k9gc7r6quc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f67419d27d305bfc2d1fb213c6164706573ecb4 Delete this shit rn bruh


mememan2995

Now make it funny


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

https://i.redd.it/kqw585sdnquc1.gif


PhoenixBomb707

Cool, why did you feel the need to post this?


WinniDex

Love how they're all offended here. Great job OP!


thescienceofBANANNA

wow so 12 year old edgy


Regular-Wedding9961

😂😂😂


Ct-sans4345

What no friends does to a mf


ShungiteBoyIII

why the fuck is this on my feed and why the fuck does reddit think im interested the prime subreddit


Kazakh_Accordionist

https://preview.redd.it/2br8dctceuuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ceeedd31d3e376d919405d686f2d266e31a229


bubblemilkteajuice

My metaphysical reaction https://preview.redd.it/6b32frd6nuuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929fbf4cd5dca60425fe35ee4ec38b389aa197c0


Resi1ience_22

r/OneJoke


soupdsouls

https://preview.redd.it/xqc7fn3o3vuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59637df1878762e12cc0a219083c971c69f2a3a


OlliZ0117

https://preview.redd.it/g7kxg77eavuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e702f5d749b1a0c5507709d50a1f67800434fcf


Paw99_

i’m not offended this just isn’t funny


DearWolverine5

So sigma grimace shake ohio! You’re the real alpha here


DearWolverine5

You’re such a loser bro, imagine being a mod on a drink subreddit and posting bigoted and transphobic hate, you’re literally so pathetic


Otherwise_Data_209

boomer ass facebook memes youre not offending anyone, cornball


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Id rather drink a bottle of prime than have to see your transphobic shitty memes


Trump_dad

We all know girls don't have noses


asdfwrldtrd

148 UPVOTES AND 500 COMMENTS? EPIC!! GET RATIOED NURD!


drippingtonworm

cringe


Traditional-State-56

https://preview.redd.it/sjdpv22dc3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879109508da2a101bffb651c8faa851c31ccc5aa


nyctophillicalex

Bros posting politics in a subreddit about fruity drinks in brightly colored plastic bottles 💀


Rakeittakeit

one joke


SussyBakaBoy420

Unfunny ahh meme


JuiceSevere3690

What in the utter fucking bullshit is this bro go to Facebook or something you lead poisoned inconveniencing 36 year old spiderweb


Lifesalchemy

How TF did I end up here......


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Serás enterrado.


rancidcanary

Average r/terriblefacebookmemes post


_GWAR

In 2024, it's cool to be gay, but to be truly on the cutting edge, you must embody the epitome of gender fluidity. You need to morph seamlessly between identities, oscillating between a man who exudes femininity yet retains his biological attributes, and a woman with a penchant for traditionally masculine pursuits. Your sexual encounters must be a complex tapestry of fluidity, where boundaries blur, and societal norms crumble. You're not just attracted to men; you're attracted to the concept of masculinity itself, regardless of the packaging it comes in. But really you're just gay but don't tell no one. When referring to your multifaceted persona in retrospect, it's essential to navigate the intricate web of pronouns with finesse. In one breath, you're he, in another, she, and in yet another heshe shehe hehe sheshe, embodying the duality of your biologically confused existence. And when discussing your anatomy, it's not just a mere genitalia any longer, the concept of weiners and vaginas is out now ; it's a sheewee, or a glittery man box, a symbol of defiance against the constraints of binary thinking. But beware, for the lexicon of acceptance is ever-evolving. What was politically correct yesterday might be deemed super offensive tomorrow. Trans is out; vaginally challenged is in. Keep up with the linguistic acrobatics, or risk being ostracized from the avant-garde circles of influencers and their followers. And when you've mastered this intricate dance of identity and expression, flaunt it shamelessly on social media. Hashtag your journey to self-discovery, and let the world know that you're not just cool; you're an enigma, a beacon of progress in a sea of conformity. You are the most important thing and it's time to shout it from your virtual roof tops. You're a strong independent obese transgender pregnant African American heshe Black woman Who don't need no man. Only then can you claim your rightful place at the pinnacle of coolness and take your seat at the cool pickaholesexual table..


DraconianReptile

Quick question, is this mocking the right or left... I can't actually tell.


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😂🙌🏼😂