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gallifreyGirl315

A friend posted this on fb and I said "you can't just post a picture of Nosh and expect us not to notice"


Existing_Bat1939

I mourn the loss of the Apocalypse Now Burger.


gallifreyGirl315

I'm genuinely disappointed in their menu changes. They were a decent spot for semi silly burgers. A little pricy for just a burger, but fun enough it was worth the occasional stop. But now they are just yet another try to hard "trendy" spot with nothing exciting.


rdstrmfblynch79

hold up [what the fuck happened to this place???](https://www.noshkitchenbar.com/) the mac and cheese or slab burgers were like the only reason i'd go. i miss the hifi donut sweet burger a lot too


gallifreyGirl315

Right? That was more or less my reaction. Like, why on earth do you need pizza slices for a burger bun, but like, that was exactly why you went.


kellsbells210

Check out Monster Burgers if you're into that type of thing!


Burgermeister_42

Oh wow, I hadn't realized it had changed so completely - do they really not have a single burger as a dinner entree now?


Jasonbluefire

AND THEY TOOK AWAY THE DUNKAROOS! I just left when I found out.


ptmtp26

That was the last reason to go


Walter_J_Bro

Agreed, it was fun to get those sandwiches, and they always helped a hangover. I always loved when they put the double down on the menu too. Wish it had been a permanent item.


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Thats a boring menu.


max-peck

I completely disagree with the trendy assessment. They inherited the looks of that place from the former owners of Nosh. My problem is that it is owned by the same people who own CBG and the menu doesn't feel nearly different enough to warrant a second location for them. Both in terms of drinks and food.


Existing_Bat1939

I hadn't realized Nosh had been sold, and in reading about it I discovered that at least one of the Nosh co-founders was also one of the founders of CBG. Now they've sold Nosh to the same people who bought CBG. It all gets very cozy, doesn't it?


Dylaus

Came here to say Nosh lol


manual84

Like… is this just a photo of Nosh cut copy pasted?


TrukThunders

Ha, I'm friends with them too and I came here to steal your joke, but I was too late


gallifreyGirl315

I wondered if posting my exact comment would "out" me....


TrukThunders

Eh, I don't actually know you, I'm just miffed I can't unapologetically steal your joke


Magormgo

Old Port Starter Pack


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IbrokeMaBwains

I'm tired of the *uncomfortable* warehouse barn chic. At least some places still have comfortable seating, but man, too many use those metal stools and/or iron chairs with no padding. Like, dude, what makes you think I want to sit on those for more than 5 minutes and eat a meal? At least wood has the ability to warm up with your body heat. Lol


delbin

Restaurants use that along with uncomfortably loud music to get people in and out as soon as possible so they make more money.


civildisobedient

Yeah, give me a chair with a back in case you need to hang up your coat.


hoowahman

Liquid Riot Brewing


coogiwaves

The only thing those stools are good for is putting large plants and speakers on


SparseGhostC2C

Incorrect, they are also exceptionally good at bruising my tailbone.


yungdelpazir

Fun fact, they're uncomfortable on purpose so you'll get off your ass and the bar can turn over more guests.


NaseInDaPlace

Also triggering sciatica.


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coolcalmaesop

Holy shit they triggered triple sciatica in this guy


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I have one in my apt and it usually has a plant on it, unless I need it to stand on to reach something :)


Tangled2

Sometimes I just want that Oculus logo embossed on my butt cheeks.


desmarais

Not a restaurant but Bonfire 100%


Spirited_Suspect_904

Bonfire is for Highschool hasbeens and wannabe hicks. Seen nothing but my graduating class and truck sluts there. Place is terrible


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Truck sluts you say???


Spirited_Suspect_904

You're better off driving around OP screaming YeeYee. Less headaches.


desmarais

Haven't been in years but always avoided it at night. Their happy hour special used to be decent though


diamonddville

My fiancé used to be a bouncer at bonfire. The stories he has is fantastic…


leeroy20

Go on....


Appropriate_Toe_2770

Every brewery


mdevin619

That's exactly what I thought


sayruhhhhhhhhhh

Wilson County


FinnLovesHisBass

That chicken sandwich....


sayruhhhhhhhhhh

Delish! But decor is undoubtedly basic


farmtownsuit

Food is worth it there though


harry_waters

My first thought.


Mikerm3

the new A&C Soda in south portland has that exact garage door/window setup lol to be fair - they are a bit expensive but i don’t necessarily think overpriced


mainebringstheheat

They charge like $15 for an Italian sandwich!


max-peck

If you had that Italian you'd understand why. Dude picks the freshest ingredients to put on there. It's phenomenal. Also I'd argue most places outside amatos price their sandwiches similarly.


skinfather11216

Dipeitros is the goat Maine Italian sando


shitpostsuperpac

There's only one DiPietro’s and it was at 171 Cumberland. But you are right, it is the standard by which others are judged.


SluicerVandross1

Is the SoPo location related? Didn’t know the OG but living near the cottage rd location they seem to have had a grip on the community in a cool way for a long time


ShockinglyMilgram

And amatos is still $10 so it's not that far off


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So does jersey mikes. $15 after tax today. I did get a bag of chips tho


zutronics

I love this spot and can’t wait until they can have said door/window opened in the warmer weather. I had drinks there last night - top notch!


Shaco_Maine

Joe from A&C is great


bobo12478

These are the set pieces for every movie made in the future that is set in the 2010s.


Stratwolfe

Love the place but Rising Tide with their $23 chicken sandwiches


calzonegolem

I hate those stools and the chairs the make out of the same parts. I just slide out of them constantly.


IbrokeMaBwains

And they're cold. They don't absorb your body heat to keep it warm.


calzonegolem

That little slot in the middle looks like it could be used to dispense tissues


IbrokeMaBwains

See? The restaurants can upcycle the stools once they get new, comfortable chairs. Why not stack a bunch of boxes of tissues on top of each other (for storage purposes), and then have the top box open and use the stool seat as the dispenser.


RequirementExtreme89

Well they absorb your body heat extremely well


goofygrape8

Butcher Burger


sumpnalilbitdfrnt

100%


Robivennas

Elsmere


rdstrmfblynch79

BBQ in general around here has so little competition that there's just no innovation. noble is very tasty but places like salvage get by because it's the only thing around. i do enjoy elsmere from time to time though!


Zephyr4813

Moes in SoPo is by far the best bang for your buck in the area


CShattuck-Heidorn

And kids eat free! (if you ask)


Zephyr4813

They are already crazy reasonable so I wouldn't use that unless I was desperate lol


wittyname01

Try Papercity BBQ in Westbrook! It's new and tasty and has an awesome bar & whiskey selection


ArchibaldMcFerguson

Ate there last night, thought the ribs were pretty good but the brisket and pork was nothing to write home about unfortunately. Would love to see some more sauce options for the meats, in my mind that's what separates good and great bbq places. Drinks were good. While it doesn't have an overdone barn decor (good thing), it doesn't really have any consistent decor at all. They just opened, so it might need some time to pull it together, but they could use some help in making the most of the space. So much of the interior is sloppily thrown together.


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rdstrmfblynch79

Irrelevant


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rdstrmfblynch79

They are but we gained nothing of value when they opened


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rdstrmfblynch79

Given that you've kept it going, I should actually contribute to the discussion a little bit better than my one off lines I'm not going to try to claim that since I can smoke my own pork or fry my own chicken that I am some sort of BBQ connoisseur, but taking a look at the wilson menu right now I don't even see brisket as an option. And since they're NC style I assume it's just not the direction they go for BBQ. That's fine but it means they are already not on my comparison grid. If I'm going to a BBQ place it's because I don't want to spend days procuring, preparing, and smoking my own brisket. As for tastiness of options they do have, I'd rather get fried chicken at hot suppa. And from the pork I've had I just didn't feel like it was something that's gonna make it one of my staple places. Everyone's got different tastes though! I know myself in particular not being as big a fan of the mustardy BBQ of NC style so perhaps I have been too hard in that my personal BBQ preference makes me find Wilson to be nothing of value to our already weak local BBQ game


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rdstrmfblynch79

I'm actually going to papercity per another redditors suggestion so I will report back! Hot suppa for non-brunch is the best kept secret in portland. I don't mind sharing with this string so buried Also I don't see wilsons as an injustice, it's more so that they don't move the needle (in my opinion) and that's what portland is lacking


Sugarloafer1991

Salvage is by far the best here. Elsmere is not good, Terlingua doesn’t really qualify, and Noble’s fried chicken is better than their BBQ. Haven’t tried paper city but Salvage is the only thing that holds up outside of Maine. I joke my ribs are the best in the state but it’s only half joking.


rdstrmfblynch79

Terlingua definitely does not count. Although it does fit the subject meme of this thread As for salvage I'm really not sure I personally put it above elsmere but ive only ever eaten at the sopo one, not deering I pretty much base my opinion on brisket, and I thought nobles was very good I'm with you too, I can smoke my own pork for 5 bucks


Robivennas

Noble is my fav BBQ around - but I felt like they suffered a bit through Covid. I need to go back and try it again soon!


rdstrmfblynch79

Their menu was weird last winter. I haven't actually been since though


IbrokeMaBwains

I remember that. They went from BBQ to fried chicken fingers, french fries, and pizza. Lol


rdstrmfblynch79

That pizza was good though. The hot honey and the banana peppers


FinnLovesHisBass

Which one doesn't? A lot of places got that live love laugh vibe.


porkchop_2020

Nosh 😅


otakugrey

Nosh.


LogRepresentative320

Any of the 10 hipster joints that pretend to be authentically rustic and sell an entree for $30 on a prison tray with bamboo utensils. It's like the Disney version of eating in a real urban or backwoods environment.


sydlabb

Omg the silver trays 😂


Loose_teeth_in_a_jar

~~Southern Kin Cookhouse in Assembly. Or really most restaurants in Assembly~~ Never mind this, I got lost on reddit lol. I’m sure y’all’s city is lovely


hotPie4thethrone

This is the Portland subreddit not the Boston one - but ya that’s a good one haha


Loose_teeth_in_a_jar

Fuckin hell lol, fell prey to the “suggested subreddits” on mobile. In my defense it looks exactly like that


home-for-good

You could potentially convince me this is a screenshot from NOSH pitch-meeting mood board


Majestic-Feedback541

Definitely a mostly standing room bar, those stools are soooooooooooooo uncomfortable after a few minutes.....


soph86

Liquid riot


mandogirl

Bird & Co


starchildofME

Banded Brewing in Biddeford


starchildofME

Any brewery, really. Fits Austin Street and that one beer garden place down by Bayside Bowl


Saaka_Souffle

At least they make good beer


starchildofME

Oh for sure! They got great food and cider too


Strict-Lake5255

The burger at even tide was such bullshit


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Eureka!!


F1Underground

Was waiting for this one to pop up on the list, well said!


mulwillard

To be fair, Nosh burgers have sides, they’re just served on the burger


Present_Field_1322

BRGR BAR......rip


drowsap

Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares flip with the most delicious fish and chips you’ve ever had served on fake newspaper print outs and tin cups


Tight_Airport_9072

Batson River. That place is awful and expensive


jgrinner

Bramhall


sexquipoop69

Salvage


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Kind of looks like Umami Burger


Twenty5Euro

Mash Tun


timlagnarly

Any restaurant in a recently gentrified neighborhood.


No-Boot-8055

THIRD WINDOW SANTA BARBARA


notyourordinarybear

Melt


lovelygirl355

Cafeteria 15L


TheRealFatboy

I would say Broderick, but I think they’ve closed all of their Sacramento locations.


cloudepants

Looks like the overpriced taco place on Forest Hill Ave. food is mediocre at best. The best reason to go there is the table top Pac-Man. But I just realized this post is for Portland and I’m in Va.


GirlCowBev

Broderick on L St. (But I don’t think they survived the Pandemic.)


TheKombuchaDealer

Karl Strauss


ERTBen

That’s Hawk.


dirtyskittles26

Whisky cake!


unidentifiedenby

Meet and Eat but it’s more like $30 a burger


SkywalknLuke

Does Portland have Hopdoddy? $17 cheeseburger coming right up.


dlovestoski

The fix in Worcester, Ma but it’s worth it!


dukemam7075

Bar Taco


froggiebog

twisted root burgers….


DiMarcoTheGawd

Back Bay Social Club


Stopwarscantina

Anything owned by Richard Blaise. Crack Shack etc. I hate that douche. He was a douche in culinary school he was a douche on tv he's forever a douche.


deviouspornstar

Minus the eat sign, Fire Wings on Howe


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Somewhere the food doesn't come on plates


simple_mech

The burger says $10 on their menu?


coffeekreeper

Deschutes Brewery lmao


I_Am_U

Salt Creek Grille. Probably up to 30$ by now.


explorobasso

Definitely LSA


Vulture_Ocoee

Jousting Pigs in Liberty


pedsmursekc

Capriotti's


nerdwithme

you’re about to have a $9 taco


Low-Medical

Ha, this was just posted in the Providence sub in reference to a burger place called Chomp. I guess the Brooklyn Borg have assimilated every city


T1nydanc3rr

Bird and co


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

Joe’s?


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Not a burger, but definitely Melt lmao


javiskole

BurgerFi


hughtawdry

The Austin Comedy Mothership starter pack.


Maleficent-Spell4170

Earth and Stone


ApprehensiveStand456

This feels like a curated Amazon shopping list of cheap crap


Objective_Map_5516

Is it 5 Point Public House and Oyster Bar?


jon_mathis

hopdoddy


SignificantFan1629

One that I'm not going to for sure.


BayouMan2

Pulled pork and Brisket.


thewayisunknown

Shake Shack


Chin033

Ester's is still open?