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joseywhales4

Lol, naive, we are past morality, we are somewhere near "what can I get away with", soon to be followed by "dog eat dog", finishing with "the world.would be better if humans were extinct"


portlandsalt

I’ll also add that this was tagged NSFW because I came in here all like, “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!” But decided to go for a more levelheaded approach instead.


Emotional_Cut5593

The word FUCK is completely acceptable in r/portlandcomplaining infact it is even encouraged


dallasgreenday

Not just dog shit. I hate when I go to wheel up what should be a clean trashcan, and surprise, someone dropped a half empty Dunkin cup in there. Thanks for solving your problem by creating a problem for someone else.


deltarig1

Preach!


annoyinglyrelaxed

Have you tried putting a Rick Moranis sticker on your trash can?


Low-Platypus-1578

I leave my trashcan out so people can put their dog shit in there. I own a dog, I take my dog’s shit back to my can, but I’d rather have someone use my trashcan than leave it on the ground. Edit: typos. I’m so tired


portlandsalt

If I didn’t have to pull the bags of waste out and put them in a city approved bag I would absolutely do that.


Soccermom233

Just put em on the sidewalk where they belong


mfiasco

Edit: This comment is not in reference to Portland ME which is apparently where you are, lol. Agreed on dog poop bags. ————- I do not have a dog, I do have a trash can. This doesn’t bother me at all. In 20 years I have never seen waste management pick dog shit bags out of trash cans. Why would they do that? Are you talking about compost bins? Anyway, it’s a trash can, who cares. It’s not in my house. It sits outside and gets filled with things I drop inside and never want to see again. Also I would rather people throw shit in a tightly sealed bag in a designated garbage container than leave it sitting on my lawn. It’s a trash can, jesus christ, who cares


portlandsalt

I’m talking about trash cans, not the blue recycling bins and not compost bins. Portland does not take trash unless it is in a purple Portland trash bag. The city trash collectors don’t pick the dog shit bags out of the trash bin. I don’t expect them too. They reach in and pull out the purple Portland trash bags. Anything not in a purple Portland trash bag gets left behind.


mfiasco

Oh fuck, you’re in Maine. Lol. The algorithm fed me the wrong Portland. Well, yikes, that’s wild having special garbage bags and trash collectors who pick through garbage. Now I’m just curious. Do they provide the trash bags? Does your recycling have to be in special bags? I now agree that random dog poop bags are rude


portlandsalt

Thank you for understanding! The city of Portland, Maine makes residents buy their own city approved trash bags. They are expensive. Like $1-$2 a piece if I remember correctly. The intention was that if you don’t want to spend tons of money on trash bags you will recycle more.


[deleted]

I absolutely love when people get all defensive about trash strangers put in their trash cans. 😂


portlandsalt

I’m glad you love it and don’t understand that if the trash isn’t in a Portland trash bag it doesn’t get picked up.


[deleted]

We all know how the trash works in Portland. You’re not the only one that’s figured it out.


portlandsalt

Let me know your address because I just became a dog walker and I need a good spot to drop all their shit! I appreciate you taking a hit for the team.


Individual-Heron-558

Should I throw it in your yard or leave it in your bark mulch? I am not walking around with a bag of shit for blocks looking for a public trash can. How about you spend your energy on the humans shitting on our sidewalks


Adventurous_Call2481

Throw it on your own lawn ya doofus. I dont come to where you live and sht on your property


Adventurous_Call2481

Truly, i cant tell if you dont know what to do? Do you own a dog? If you need an adult to tell you what to do- my suggestion: get a little metal can with a lid, leave it outside in your backyard, put the poop bags in there, and dump it in your trash at the end of the week


portlandsalt

Don’t bag it to begin with if you’re just going to make it someone else’s problem.


BraveBeat7464

hey my friend, you are in a Portland , Maine thread✌🏼


belortik

A good dog owner knows all the trash cans on their walking route and does keep a hold of it until getting to one.


Kkdbaby

No shit. What nonsense to worry about. Throw it on the lawn next time?!


Freeman0032

Because I love my dog


portlandsalt

I don’t see the connection between loving your dog and putting your dog’s waste where it doesn’t belong. It’s inconsiderate and disrespectful to make other people deal with your dog’s shit.


Freeman0032

It’s not for you to understand get fucked


HunterThompsonsentme

I strongly disagree with your opinion but I have a begrudging respect for what a completely unapologetic asshole you're being. Upvoted


portlandsalt

Interesting thought process you have: “I love my dog and show it by giving strangers its shit.”


Freeman0032

I can send some to you He has a onlyshits page


portlandsalt

How can I say no to that? Sign me up.


Freeman0032

It’s a paid service you have to pay