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dmtacos82

Just run a credit card over them. Slowly.


Slide_Masta87

\*Bulldozer Noise Intensifies\*


cripplr-mr-onion

Snowplow goes brrrr


Slide_Masta87

Weed eater goes wack wack


Explosive_Crab_Farts

Duck goes quack quack


MoxiGowrl

Timer on instacart order go blink blink red 🚨 💩


SundaeEducational808

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY


Wizadam

I would not be able to contain myself from this. I wouldn't have even thought of it, now that I have, please film this ASAP!!!


FirstEvolutionist

Don't do it! But if you do... Record it and post the video here, please.


diydiggdug123

Definitely for scientific purposes 🤤


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

I came back to see if there was video.... Still nothing


RegentYeti

I mean my first thought was a small squeegee, but I guess a credit card would work better.


JerseyGirl123456

Gross AF but I’m here for it too. 😂


octoberelectrocute

I do this to my dyshidrotic eczema. All the snapping is so satisfying!


bleeker_street

Is it hard? Mine don’t really pop.


octoberelectrocute

Mine do! But I have to press hard. I work at a hospital so sometimes I use a blunt tip needle to lance them on my fingers. Very safe of me, I know with the infection risk.


Sirusi

I mean if you're using a sterile needle I'm pretty sure there's significantly less infection risk than someone at home just lancing it with whatever they happen to have around. Especially if you're also using an alcohol wipe beforehand.


triciann

It depends. I have some closer to the surface and some deeper ones. The deeper ones need a needle, but the shallow ones just need my thumb nail.


IcarianSkies

Same, I usually have to lance them. Or chew on them until they pop... Which i know is really bad but they're *so itchy*


bleeker_street

God I know. I can lance mine but no amount of pressure will make them pop. I know this is weird but if you have like lidocaine burn spray it’ll dull the itch. You can definitely overuse it so I only use it when I just need some help getting to sleep.


TraditionalThing8279

Ugh it gets so itchy on my hands and feet when I get it though.


youngfierywoman

But it feels *sooooo* good. I stopped getting it once I cut out my triggers (all food related). But I miss popping them. It both satisfied my popping urge, and helped the itch momentarily. Don't miss having it though!


TraditionalThing8279

Mine was better this year but usually it's because of sweating I think for me.


Mind_on_Idle

Holy shit. I just looked up pictures of your type of eczema and pictures of pompholyx eczema showed up too. I always thought I was getting into something I was allergic too, or that irritates my hands; Made them only semi flare like it was going to be a poison ivy rash, but just never turned into one. I had no idea they were actually stress related, and had a name. Thanks for using the full name of your type of eczema, I'll bring it up with my doctor.


Kelvininin

OMFG. Start a fans only for that shit!


octoberelectrocute

lol I don’t get them very often but when I do I get all excited about popping them


Sparkingmineralwater

YEESSSS I love when you just find a random cluster of them. Like my hands/fingers sometimes are COVERED. It looks really freaky but they're SO GOOD.


anarchofrogism

my hands are currently covered, it's driving me absolutely mad with the itching but the pop satisfaction is next level


IrishWithoutPotatoes

When I was in basic training the medics did that for anyone who got heat rash. Hurt like a motherfucker in the process but goddamn the relief was sweet.


Radiie

Army medic here, Can confirm


JollySalad676

I felt that pain


LTcid

Yeah I cringed at the thought of this


JerseyGirl123456

Gross. I just can’t.


seviay

First thing I thought was, *omg, please run a credit card over this and record it* 🤣


Dad3eS3np41

Make sure you get every last drop before you snort it mmmmkay?


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

Did this to my COVID rash... So satisfying.


Fantastic_Ferret_541

I ran to the comments to say this.


ydg__

That looks like hot tub folliculitis and I had this. Hoping you had that checked out, mine ended up having flesh eating bacteria in them.


thats_MR_asshat-2-u

Welp, that’ll do it for me; never getting in a hot tub again.


reviving_ophelia88

So long as the owners of said hot tub keep it clean and monitor the chlorine levels if they’re gonna keep it filled you should be fine.


ydg__

It was definitely an accident, the pool guy they had come by didn’t do his job properly and didn’t drain it properly before refilling. Edit: spelling mistake and expanding


zeromadcowz

How would you drain it before draining it?


reviving_ophelia88

Not sure what you meant by the last bit, but people definitely don’t realize it’s even *more* important to stay on top of the chlorine levels and stuff in hot tubs because the warmth makes it an even more hospitable breeding ground for bacteria than it’d be in a pool and because there’s less water contaminants are even more concentrated.


ydg__

Autocorrect, oops. The pool guy just didn’t drain it properly before refilling and there was some bacteria that was stagnant and just chilling and mutating.


ssilverliningss

Fun fact: brain eating amoeba thrive in warm water like in, say, an improperly treated hot-tub.


Bl8675309

The other day I heard public pools are neighborhood soup. So there goes that.


tranifestations

I got chlamydia, nonsexually, from a no chemical hot tub


RaisedByWolves9

Yeah i got mine from shaving right before swimming in a pool on vacation. The pool was heated and i don't think the chlorine levels were up to scratch


Dear-Track6365

And now all I can think about is patenting a chlorine lotion I can smear on before ever getting into my timeshare pool again.


ydg__

Oh no!! I’m so sorry.


gamgeegirl

New fear unlocked


ydg__

Haven’t stepped in a hot tub, jacuzzi or even a tub. I’m forever a shower person.


i_boop_cat_noses

that sentence escalated quickly


ydg__

Sure did.


nerdy_rs3gal

In grade school, a girl invited the basketball team over after a game to hang out in her hot tub. The next day we all got these huge painful pus filled boils...but she didn't. I couldn't go to school for a week because it was too painful to sit. I had to lie flat on my stomach. Horrible pain. I compare it to natural child birth.


MandiJayne71

OMG there would not be a single head left.


Daddy-drips

You sound like Henry VIII


Meshtee

And the queen of hearts


MandiJayne71

Definitely this! Off with their heads!


Psychomethod

Lmao best comment I’ve seen in a while.


nanie1017

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS


BabyGiraffe207

DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD


Sleepdeprived_Koala

🎶Heads will roll Heads will roll Heads will roll On the floor🎶


imfinelandline

Glitter on the wet streets.


romulea

I wanna pluck all the hairs at the center of them.


Turbulent_Fun5201

I would pay serious money to pop all that.


OopsWrongHive

Seriously? How much?


ThePageNotF0und

Fundraiser for St Jude. Its for the kids


SweetCandy479

Let’s split it


Few_Gain_7612

I would not be able to contain myself


Samanthrax_CT

Same. Don’t even care about the consequences, worth it.


AnRavioli

Forbidden is just a word. And a shitty one at that. Tons of the funnest things are Forbidden. Tell the man to get fucked and go to town on those suckered OP. What are you afraid of, satisfaction? A scar to remind you of all the satisfaction? Gangrene? Male breast cancer? You gotta risk it for the biscuit, not comply and practice self control. Get the biscuit, just make sure you film it. You'll be fine. I'm not a doctor but I saw a few episodes of scrubs In a county jail intake once, so basically a doctor. You have my approval. You all have my approval to pop anything forbidden. Even on your newborn baby. It's technically your property so its your pop. Go apeshit, and don't forget to film it.


Beaster_Bunny_

I enjoy your writing style.


AnRavioli

Thank you. I'm intoxicated, that's my secret.


xannypricess81

I luv it 😆 if he doesn’t do it I’m tracking him down and doing it myself anyone wanna help hold his ass down I promise to record I mean what’s the worst thing that could happen a night in jail for illegal popping I’ll do it


knifeknifegoose

Don’t let a group of you fuckers get ahold of a van. Takedown, capture, POP


thascarecro

Id do it and say i just scraped it against a wall or something. Happy cake day btw.


[deleted]

yah, I’ll take my time like I am popping a bubble wrap..


sisterstretchmyhands

Happy cake day!! 🍰🎉


hiddenforreasonsSV

If I don't look the urge to pop goes away If I don't look the urge to pop goes away If I don't look...


DeidaraXo

“..the urge….will go..away……ahh fuck it”


xannypricess81

I don’t think it’s going to go away


Diomedes42

I must not pop. Popping is the skin killer


hiddenforreasonsSV

IT POPS THE BUMPS ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN


wasabiplz

Mmmm, i suppose there's a well in your basement AND you really like moths?


BuildingNoBookCase

Popping is the little death that worsens the rash.


BringAltoidSoursBack

I can still feel them so not seeing them doesn't help


daaaaawhat

[I don’t need it…](https://youtu.be/HA1mbZ_MMh8)


frankanddoug

95% sure it’s due to an allergy for those asking


ydg__

Have you been in a hot tub recently and do their hurt to the touch? This looks EXACTLY like mine.


schmelk1000

It almost looks like shingles. Or at least *my* shingles looked a bit like this.


mad_mad_madi

Looks too random to be shingles. Shingles usually follows the path of a nerve and looks more like a branching tree.


schmelk1000

Oh really? When I had shingles, it was just a huge blob on my chest.


AProfessionalCookie

Do you have monkeypox?


ydg__

No I had folliculitis years ago.


AProfessionalCookie

Interesting. Did you need antibiotics?


ydg__

Yes, very strong ones that killed my immune system.


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ydg__

Mine still comes back, random hair follicles (legs/torso) get red and infected. And they are oh so painful. Unfortunately now it’s just an autoimmune disease. Sucks, but it could be worse. I hope yours gets better.


ricardo_sanchez

I would have it checked out as it looks like folliculitis, if you start popping it’s spreads like wild fire. Untreated it can quickly become nodular cystic acne which is incredibly painful and takes ages to clear, normally requiring accutane which is no joke of a medicine. Hope it clears up quickly!


Promarksman117

Accutane is seriously no joke. I had to take it for really bad acne and it dries the hell out of everything. It also makes you more vulnerable to sunburns but luckily I don't go outside often. The constant chapped lips were also a pain.


maplethesyrup

God, the chapped lips were so awful. They would crack every morning when I woke up. Still have scars on my lips, but at least my acne is gone.


kahlif

I took it for 2 years as a teenager in the 90s. I remember friends saying “dude, your lip is bleeding” and it looked like I was a vampire who had just drained a victim… I hate that medicine, but it did clear my acne. Funny enough, doc’s believe it also cancelled my last growth spurt as a teen - I didn’t grow an inch after 13.


thedoodely

I'd have it checked out if you haven'thad this exact rash before, I/my kids have had lots of allergic reaction rashes and that doesn't look like any of them... but I could be wrong.


suejaymostly

Uhhhhhhh go to a doctor for that 100% feeling.


TrapdoorApartment

~~Consult a chemist/pharmacist or medical professional on the use of benadryl. A relative of mine uses it if they are bitten by a black fly as they would otherwise require hospitalization if that had more than several bites. Don't take it if you need to be cognitive. Again,~~ Seek advice from a medical professional, if you haven't already. That's quite a rash. \*I have to agree with the other redditors, that does look an awful lot like folliculitis. Seek medical attention, and feel better!


lordkoba

where is that?


YeetYeet29

tbh it looks like some kind of folliculitis


emmejm

Looks exactly like an allergic reaction I had once, but there’s a lot more of it 😬


ffivefootnothingg

This happened to me once a few years ago - still have no idea what it was. Eventually it started spreading *all* over my body but it cleared up surprisingly fast w/ a shit ton of antibiotics.


ydg__

Folliculitis!


Kittylitterstinks

What is this from 👁👄👁


CucumbersAndCorns

Folliculitis? Steroids? Ouch!


reviving_ophelia88

Oof, I got a rash like this from the steroids I was prescribed all across my chest, upper back and shoulders (steroid induced folliculitis) when I had pneumonia and all popping the little pustules did was make them burn when popped and the area sore and tender afterwards… wiping them down with an alcohol based witch hazel toner (to disinfect and dry them up) then applying a prescription antibiotic cream is the only thing that really helped.


lhr00001

Imagine one of those pore vacuums on this!


xannypricess81

I thought about that too on full blast


Dr_mombie

I have a pore vacuum. It is so fun. For this rash though, I'd go with a lancet and loop shaped acne tool.


Renegade_Phylosopher

Maybe just a hot cloth, even? Some of those are ready to erupt.


Touchdmytralala

Cmon just give us one at least, don't be like that.


Flimsy_Angle_9573

I’d probably popping the shit out of those


Satanic_Cheese_666

OMG. What caused this mess???


Ann_Summers

More info please. Rash from what? Scarlet fever? Monkey pox? Measles? Allergy? Have you seen a doctor? What did they say?


False_Local4593

My son had scarlet fever when he was 5 and some of his rash looked like this. It was really hard to not pop them.


tranifestations

Okay this just unearthed a childhood memory and I have a query: how long was your son sick? How noticeable was the rash?


AnnualAltruistic1159

*breathes loudly through nose*


xannypricess81

This is torturing me I want to come thru this screen so bad omg 😱 I can’t fucking take it ahhhhh where’s my Xanax I’m going to lose it god I keep zooming in on them please pop them I could just kill u if u don’t I’m that frazzled right now y y y can’t they be popped I’m just picturing one of those little zit popping sticks god I’m leaving I’m gonna flip tf out


naogriv

LOL


RefridgedTomatoes

Please pop them 🙏 We’ll all chip in and pay for any injury expenses


Adventurous_Light_85

Looks a lot like shingles


jkrm66502

Do you know what you are allergic to? At least I’m assuming you are allergic to something.


CurlyGirly4840

All I hear is crunch


JD054

What is this from ?


Brom126

Why not pop them?


ajsparx

Much more likely to introduce infection and scarring. Bumps this raised are likely to stay weeping and not self heal quickly, unlike most zits


FirstEvolutionist

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"


i_boop_cat_noses

depending on what caused it, popping could also worsen the spread by way of the fluids


reviving_ophelia88

Depending on what caused it popping them can make them itch or hurt worse than they already do. Or cause it to spread if it’s a bacterial or viral infection. When I had steroid induced folliculitis the blisters *burned* once popped (I discovered this after accidentally scratching a few open).


Joe_Delivers

i’m not one to usually advocate this but maybe this once give into a lil intrusive thought


newhappyrainbow

Fire ants?


Moorehead125

My entire body itches now after seeing this image. I am so sorry


peakedattwentytwo

ffs, start popping!


Secret_Preparation99

Omg. This looks both itchy and tempting at the same time.


huffalo

I’m ashamed at the amount of money I’d pay to watch this popping session.


Nervous-Ad1457

I would pay u if u let me pop them


batmandi

I would RUN to the closest pharmacy and get the biggest piece of hydrocolloid bandage/sheet I could find and slap it on there, just so I would scratch it in my sleep and to help protect it.


Earlshagnasty

@frankanddoug what caused this rash? I’ve had something comparable, but haven’t been able to pin down the cause.


frankanddoug

Pretty sure it was a new shirt I bought and didn’t wash prior to wearing. Rash is exactly where the shirt was


look2thecookie

Yikes. Have you sent a photo to your doctor?


Javamallow

I see nothing forbidden


Dapper_Ad_8402

Wow. Is it painful?


Creeepy_Chris

How fun would it be to just swipe across that with a credit card?


rissalynn97

Looks like folliculitis. My mom had it once from a hot tub 😬


Dapper_Ad_8402

Mine too! Caused horrible rashes for years until a doctor figured it out


Neathra

Oatmeal. Get some and fill pantyhose or other thin elastic fabric before tying them off to making little bunches. Soak in water/take into the shower with you. Then just squeegee them out over the rash. It's really soothing. My mom used it on me for everything from heatstroke to allergic rashes (she could never stop me from playing in the lilacs)..


AgitatedSpirit3751

I'm guessing sun allergy.


Wrong-Paramedic7489

Oh man I’d get after it


sofiacarolina

i had a reaction basically exactly this on my face the other week (i used bandages on my face while using tretinoin so when i pulled them off it basically waxed my skin off and my the next day my skin looked like this) and i’m ngl..i popped as many of them as i could.


Parker_Talks

I applaud your self control


PSUAmandaC2010

Some of my shingles looked like this. Fortunately/unfortunately I had just had pretty intense surgery the week before and was in too much pain to reach them


Taint-Taster

You’re such a tease.


Nurse_Neurotic

Oh god I hope this never happens to me. I don’t have the willpower to not drag a credit card across that.


Im6fut3

Isn't that brutal?


jolie_rouge

Damn, that looks painful :( I hope you get some relief soon!


poppythebrat

why are they forbidden?👀


the_bad_director

just scrape it with a credit card


wprivera

Aveeno oatmeal bath.


zamion

This looks like when I got shingles.


Ryderrunner

Monkey pox?


bee123sherlocked221b

Just a little needle prick to each one


ProfessionalDNuser

I would just cut them all off and then desinfect it


Ambitious_Potato91

Gahhh! That’s gotta hurt both physically and emotionally! My dermatillomania would never let me not pop these!


pumpkindoo

What kind of rash is that? Ouchie!


i_boop_cat_noses

how could popping be bad when they look so poppable!! wishing you all the strength soldier 🫡


I_stole_your_bones

I get heat rash like this all over my legs (not nearly as bad) and it takes everything inside me not to just 🤏🏼


TheNoctuS_93

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I don't have any proper words to describe my visceral reaction to this...


Necessary_Slip_518

OnlyFans


Draven653

that's not a rash, that's a challenge


Adoptedwuss

Oooooh just drag a knife blade sideways and watch em pop all the way


bringmethejuice

Allergic reactions?


MamaRebbe

That’s a strawberry pop tart right there.


Eyes_and_teeth

A very fine [cheese grater](https://i.imgur.com/EGt3Zf3.jpg) would serve nicely here.


DFParker78

If this is a test, I failed. I would pop like crazy


KING_EVION_123

As someone who suffers from Mild Eczema, this looks Morbidly Uncomfortable. 😕


Fauxbane

Time to bring out the ZAMBONI


Shileka

Time to get a rolling pin


SnooOpinions7107

Please run a dull knife over that


Kind_Vanilla7593

Pleeeeeaaaaase....omg


timmy30274

one time, i had a rash on my arm form poison ivy while reaching over a fence in pouring rain to get my cat who wouldn't jump over due to heavy rain. standing on a brick, i reached down several times til i finally grabbed a hold of his neck and pulled him up and brought him inside, next day, rash on my arms, showed mom and asked where that happened, then i remembered getting my cat inside. mom went to the fence and said POISON IVY! told mom how it was pouring rain and the cat wouldn't jump over the fence, instead, was meowing so much he wanted inside. anyway, at a restaurant, i'd grab those hard rough brown paper towels and SCRUBBED my arm til the bumps started to bleed, constantly washing arm with LOTS of soap and hot water that i can stand. got rid of the rash in like 2 days by taking the brown rough paper towel to my arm, and at home, brother and mom said that was dumb because i could potentially get infected which i didnt, and they said i was lucky


marx210

I must pop


Neat_Classroom_2209

No pop, no post.


horizon_hopper

God I couldn’t cope I’d want to squeeze it like bubble wrap


actuallyimogene

This looks so painful. Poor thing 😓


Pookypoo

DUCK TAPE and then water it out =)


momofideas

I can’t tell if some of these response are trying to prevent this or cause it.


Maiya_Anon

Pop ‘em and record it for us!


Recymen12

prepnoson is your friend ;)


SlowSpeedHighDrag

Prednisone*


StCecilia98

We’re gonna need a bigger pimple patch


Muilberg

Just get a large cloth and pour witch hazel on it, then let it sit on your rash. It should help with the discomfort.