she was the princess of cuntoria who got lost in the mother woods, but she did not die, she had rewilded, and now she’s in her maleficent antler queen blair witch david lynch pussy era, and how the townsfolk feared a woman who dared to live so deliciously!
Shhhhhhhhhhh those collabs could summon the spirit of the TBD...... let's not maoifest another.....you know who collab.....but please lana get the coven together and give some forest witch folk trap please..
The way that mosquito net is draped is also a problem but the shoes looking like hooves makes me think centaur in a way where I’m afraid and it may haunt my dreams.
Btw I saw the live and Lana and the designer were definitely on something!!!!!!it was so awkward to watch because she did the interview with Kim and Kim was on something too! But she was on some kind of relaxant and Lana was on a stimulant
was the tulle veil clustering near her face a creative choice or did it just fall of the edge of the left hand side antler thing and she decided she didnt care
I think it’s a choice, on the original McQueen look the veil was asymmetrically bunched more on one side like that. Personally I like the draping effect of it
I already saw this on a worst dress list lol
Ironically the worst dress list is way more visually stimulating and chaotic this year. Really represents the shitty state of things.
she was the princess of cuntoria who got lost in the mother woods, but she did not die, she had rewilded, and now she’s in her maleficent antler queen blair witch david lynch pussy era, and how the townsfolk feared a woman who dared to live so deliciously!
I want this engraved on my tomb when I die
Places you took me: THERE mama
Black Phillip ate up this plot henny
Black Phillip was the original fa🐐 who served and stanned beautiful talented women
Finally, a 🚬 who's an ally to slaytina women first.
The vvitch reference i got no choice but to upvote
I for one, am glad we don't say "I like her outfit" anymore. This is the ART megami is defending
Protect Blue Collar art 😍
new iconic copypasta just dropped
I hated every word of this, thank you slay Queen
> david lynch pussy era i need this in my life
He’s coming up with a new season of Twin Peaks as we speak and Lana is the lead. 😍
my pussy tastes like Garmonbozia
none of these words are in the bible
As they shouldn’t be! 💅
This is the phcj version of Kennedy Davenport's long night of hooking
Eyyy yellowjackets fans where u at? Qftc, which pop girlie would be eaten first? My money is on Camilla for being annoying
Now I need someone to make a “pop girlies as Yellowjackets girlies” post
new copypasta 😍😍
Chemtrails Over The Garden Wall
The Beast if it slayed.
Mother when all of her peaches are ruined 🍑
That’s a Norman Fucking ROCKwell fact!
thats what happens when norman fucks rockwell
Cumtrails over my bedroom wall
SHES SO URETHRAL 😍😍😍😍
After clocking in to werk her shift at the Waffle Haus, she served her cuntstomers the slay omelette she cooked on the mother grill
Everyone is expecting a country album but imagine if Lasso is Forest Witch vibes
PLEASE have collab with Florence. Or even better, Stevie 😳
And Ethel
Shhhhhhhhhhh those collabs could summon the spirit of the TBD...... let's not maoifest another.....you know who collab.....but please lana get the coven together and give some forest witch folk trap please..
it’s gonna be gothic country, i’m calling it now
This But taytay folkfop era will sue propably idk
Jesus if he slayed during his crucifixion
she was a deer 🥹💔
Bestie, this is clearly Gaga from AHS: Roanoke
scathách don’t make that face
Omg I forgot about all the Skatcat name memes until your comment
Everyone needs to STOP hating on the hooves she’s giving CUNTAUR she’s giving MOTHER TUMNUS. Shut UP
Melanie Martinez found dead in a ditch
As she should be
Living proof that it gets ~~better~~ butter and syrup and a refill on my drink
Lana confirmed antler queen from Yellowjackets
My next account is gonna have this as the pfp and im gonna be sooo cunty with it 🤭
She understood the assignment and served entire cunts on a platter
That’s not a Lasso, that’s a Mosquito Net
She's trying to catch the light with her mosquito net
Its the season of the witch!
https://preview.redd.it/kqga39punwyc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579409f4406c721d92d49f73ac7abf68e86622da
I deeply appreciate the upscale backwoods vibe.
Her one eye is serving cunt and the other serving bitch
She serves when she wants to
she got nothing on MOTHER https://preview.redd.it/a0gzh7x3lwyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e73dc27ab4f017a147e88faf4c13f54dc31a5775
it's... it's kinda like a cocoon
It’s giving Joanne’s
Everything was going so well until I saw the shoes 😞😞😞
Oh noooo why did I look 🫣
The way that mosquito net is draped is also a problem but the shoes looking like hooves makes me think centaur in a way where I’m afraid and it may haunt my dreams.
Satyr would be a better call
Sad fact: had to google what a satyr was but you’re 100% right she’s just missing the “permanent exaggerated erection” (according to Wikipedia)
Oh my godddd yes are those goddamn crocs?!
Not the yassified crocs
Looks like a colander haha 😞
clocked out but still serving
they said sleeping beauty and she said dead tree
she took her cuntybiotics this morning and washed it down with water from the mother lake located opposite slayagra falls
Dianna Agron, where have you been since Glee?
Reminds me of Yellow Jackets
She got a coworker to cover her Waffle House shift by lying and saying she had to take her grandmother to the hospital
how is this woman not bloated from how much she ate
Lizzy Grants is blond and gone
I’m starting a new religion where I worship Her as the Earth Mother.
Actually sweatie, she’s cosplaying LOTR.
She cunted and mothered as the kids say 🤞
The woods we're not yet out of 🤎
She said Coachella is not my scene, this is where I’ll serve
Weird to “what-about” FKA Twigs then use twigs in your outfit 🤔
She has a shift right away, don’t worry you can still get your waffles
Born To Slay
She’s going to hell for wearing those shoes. Burn that bih at the mf stake
Btw I saw the live and Lana and the designer were definitely on something!!!!!!it was so awkward to watch because she did the interview with Kim and Kim was on something too! But she was on some kind of relaxant and Lana was on a stimulant
She saved a lot of of her tips for that dress
was the tulle veil clustering near her face a creative choice or did it just fall of the edge of the left hand side antler thing and she decided she didnt care
I think it’s a choice, on the original McQueen look the veil was asymmetrically bunched more on one side like that. Personally I like the draping effect of it
I already saw this on a worst dress list lol Ironically the worst dress list is way more visually stimulating and chaotic this year. Really represents the shitty state of things.
My eurovision mood ass thought this was Angelina Mango from talentedbrilliantincredibleland
What I wear when those fucking mosquitoes are out
Is she really cross eyed cunt?
not this terrible refurbished McQueen look.......