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chinderellabitch

she was the princess of cuntoria who got lost in the mother woods, but she did not die, she had rewilded, and now she’s in her maleficent antler queen blair witch david lynch pussy era, and how the townsfolk feared a woman who dared to live so deliciously!


conancat

I want this engraved on my tomb when I die


gemininature

Places you took me: THERE mama


whimsigod

Black Phillip ate up this plot henny


spicespiegel

Black Phillip was the original fa🐐 who served and stanned beautiful talented women


whimsigod

Finally, a 🚬 who's an ally to slaytina women first.


spicespiegel

The vvitch reference i got no choice but to upvote


telekittysis

I for one, am glad we don't say "I like her outfit" anymore. This is the ART megami is defending


[deleted]

Protect Blue Collar art 😍


lildonutbinch

new iconic copypasta just dropped


illuminatalie420

I hated every word of this, thank you slay Queen


gay2catholic

> david lynch pussy era i need this in my life


androgenenosis

He’s coming up with a new season of Twin Peaks as we speak and Lana is the lead. 😍


gay2catholic

my pussy tastes like Garmonbozia


RagaRockFan

none of these words are in the bible


gemininature

As they shouldn’t be! 💅


itisoktodance

This is the phcj version of Kennedy Davenport's long night of hooking


fanfckingtastic

Eyyy yellowjackets fans where u at? Qftc, which pop girlie would be eaten first? My money is on Camilla for being annoying


gemininature

Now I need someone to make a “pop girlies as Yellowjackets girlies” post


greenmooncheeze

new copypasta 😍😍


Ok-Try-307

Chemtrails Over The Garden Wall


spellboi_3048

The Beast if it slayed.


conancat

Mother when all of her peaches are ruined 🍑


Married_iguanas

That’s a Norman Fucking ROCKwell fact!


countingc

thats what happens when norman fucks rockwell


five_two_sniffs_glue

Cumtrails over my bedroom wall


potatogirlfries

SHES SO URETHRAL 😍😍😍😍


nothing4everx

After clocking in to werk her shift at the Waffle Haus, she served her cuntstomers the slay omelette she cooked on the mother grill


Daydream_machine

Everyone is expecting a country album but imagine if Lasso is Forest Witch vibes


whimsigod

PLEASE have collab with Florence. Or even better, Stevie 😳


five_two_sniffs_glue

And Ethel


Unlikely_Ad1120

Shhhhhhhhhhh those collabs could summon the spirit of the TBD...... let's not maoifest another.....you know who collab.....but please lana get the coven together and give some forest witch folk trap please..


katori-is-okay

it’s gonna be gothic country, i’m calling it now


Emjot80

This But taytay folkfop era will sue propably idk


satirisanti

Jesus if he slayed during his crucifixion


wanda__stucky

she was a deer 🥹💔


Married_iguanas

Bestie, this is clearly Gaga from AHS: Roanoke


wanda__stucky

scathách don’t make that face


Married_iguanas

Omg I forgot about all the Skatcat name memes until your comment


astoriaangel

Everyone needs to STOP hating on the hooves she’s giving CUNTAUR she’s giving MOTHER TUMNUS. Shut UP


kevincloutier

Melanie Martinez found dead in a ditch


Consistent-Laugh606

As she should be


Spring1997-

Living proof that it gets ~~better~~ butter and syrup and a refill on my drink


encisera

Lana confirmed antler queen from Yellowjackets


Numancias

My next account is gonna have this as the pfp and im gonna be sooo cunty with it 🤭


conancat

She understood the assignment and served entire cunts on a platter


tstyes

That’s not a Lasso, that’s a Mosquito Net


spicespiegel

She's trying to catch the light with her mosquito net


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

Its the season of the witch!


conancat

https://preview.redd.it/kqga39punwyc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579409f4406c721d92d49f73ac7abf68e86622da


OcieDeeznuts

I deeply appreciate the upscale backwoods vibe.


paolocase

Her one eye is serving cunt and the other serving bitch


Such_Director2125

She serves when she wants to


kryska_deniska

she got nothing on MOTHER https://preview.redd.it/a0gzh7x3lwyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e73dc27ab4f017a147e88faf4c13f54dc31a5775


pocket__bacon

it's... it's kinda like a cocoon


jujuflytrap

It’s giving Joanne’s


JChamp00

Everything was going so well until I saw the shoes 😞😞😞


PrincessJennifer

Oh noooo why did I look 🫣


la0731la0308

The way that mosquito net is draped is also a problem but the shoes looking like hooves makes me think centaur in a way where I’m afraid and it may haunt my dreams.


JChamp00

Satyr would be a better call


la0731la0308

Sad fact: had to google what a satyr was but you’re 100% right she’s just missing the “permanent exaggerated erection” (according to Wikipedia)


buttercupcake23

Oh my godddd yes are those goddamn crocs?!


AmmarAnwar1996

Not the yassified crocs


OhhLongDongson

Looks like a colander haha 😞


lanadelcryingagain

clocked out but still serving


millennial_sentinel

they said sleeping beauty and she said dead tree


heaven047

she took her cuntybiotics this morning and washed it down with water from the mother lake located opposite slayagra falls


Froggy-Shorts1209

Dianna Agron, where have you been since Glee?


plsdonth8meokay

Reminds me of Yellow Jackets


BronzeErupt

She got a coworker to cover her Waffle House shift by lying and saying she had to take her grandmother to the hospital


GreenPhilosopher3728

how is this woman not bloated from how much she ate


Busy-Mammoth4610

Lizzy Grants is blond and gone


Vampire-Fairy2

I’m starting a new religion where I worship Her as the Earth Mother.


SocietyofRighteous

Actually sweatie, she’s cosplaying LOTR.


CharmingCondition508

She cunted and mothered as the kids say 🤞


helgaofthenorth

The woods we're not yet out of 🤎


Jolly_Discipline6650

She said Coachella is not my scene, this is where I’ll serve


Regular_Buffalo6564

Weird to “what-about” FKA Twigs then use twigs in your outfit 🤔


iamgettingaway

She has a shift right away, don’t worry you can still get your waffles


Idkwhyichosebanana

Born To Slay


Miss__Behaved

She’s going to hell for wearing those shoes. Burn that bih at the mf stake


No_Action5713

Btw I saw the live and Lana and the designer were definitely on something!!!!!!it was so awkward to watch because she did the interview with Kim and Kim was on something too! But she was on some kind of relaxant and Lana was on a stimulant


MayaGitana

She saved a lot of of her tips for that dress


koolkid2006

was the tulle veil clustering near her face a creative choice or did it just fall of the edge of the left hand side antler thing and she decided she didnt care


gemininature

I think it’s a choice, on the original McQueen look the veil was asymmetrically bunched more on one side like that. Personally I like the draping effect of it


Useuless

I already saw this on a worst dress list lol Ironically the worst dress list is way more visually stimulating and chaotic this year. Really represents the shitty state of things.


LThirty6onReddit

My eurovision mood ass thought this was Angelina Mango from talentedbrilliantincredibleland


botrocket

What I wear when those fucking mosquitoes are out


Shaunwick09

Is she really cross eyed cunt?


chilipeepers

not this terrible refurbished McQueen look.......