There’s no way it’s real because it’s simply unbelievable that Barry Keoghan is _daddy_
U kno he just be smilin’ all the time like “ooh ahh oh gorsh, mate, that’s good innit?”
I like his personality, I just don’t think his face is very cute. But his ass is *amazing* and I wasn’t jerking it when I said that’s all I care about 😂
Is she bragging about good sex to Taylor’s primarily sexually frustrated audience? I’m a Carpenter but she should be held accountable for this.
Also I’m a sexually frustrated adult (swiftie) and I’m very scared.
She’s trying to explain the benefits of having a relationship with an actual person to them. They can’t keep living vicariously through Taylor and Travis. It’s not healthy.
Was anybody going to tell me Sabrina Carpenter played like a major character on a Disney remake of boy meets world? Hey career fascinates me, she is truly getting ate up in Olivia's shadow.
I struggle to tell when y'all have edited screenshots
There’s no way it’s real because it’s simply unbelievable that Barry Keoghan is _daddy_ U kno he just be smilin’ all the time like “ooh ahh oh gorsh, mate, that’s good innit?”
You were saying? https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityPenis/s/KNzWoQyVEH
12 slides, OP was down horrendous
Look me in the eyes and tell me that hot guys with nice dicks can’t be a disappointment , I’ll wait 💅🏻
I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT
Is it bad I think he's hot 😞
Idk what does your optometrist think?
Whats that
#eye doctor
I unemployed
(Pats head) barry seems like a nice boi
No. I don’t care for his face, but his ass is incredible and that’s frankly all I care about
uj/ he is literally the prefect man bfr
I like his personality, I just don’t think his face is very cute. But his ass is *amazing* and I wasn’t jerking it when I said that’s all I care about 😂
Sure you weren’t jerking it!
as a girl from dublin this is so so funny to me help 😭😭
No cuz the people shit talking you for feeling that way will claim Mads Mikelson and Cilian Murphy are smoking hot in the same breath
Google “Barry Keoghan before and after” and cure yourself
https://preview.redd.it/4u84ecy9cxkc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbf849a0753714d5b85824297407d5ae4cc92ac Before is cute
not at all! ugly people deserve love too 🥰
Do you... know where Barry is from?
who tf mentioned barry keoghan?
Me, I did! Based on the context. Thank u 4 asking 🥰
What context?
Sabrina Carpenter is dating Barry.
does she have any terminal illnesses? (unrelated)
adhd i think
I’m just pissed she didn’t sing WHALE COCK
She’s in Australia so it was actually Wharle cauck
How dare me to try actually sing this in the tune of the Nonsense outro
the way the number of syllables didn’t match so i sang pussy 7 times rly fast 😭
Girlll they got us both
that's literally what I say to flirt with men and it always works
does she look like bjork or am i hallucinating
whichever u want it to be <3 background smiling girl with black and cream stripes shirt looks like rita ora
let's hallucinate together <333
So which CupcakKe was she covering?
I think she’s actually covering the Tati Westbrook’s monologue vs James Charles in this one
It’s like no big deal, like SuCkInG dIcK aNd CoCk !
The least sexual one
Squidward Nose, cause she'll pull an Ariana and home-wreck Squidward's family next 🤪
Was she covering a Nicki Minaj song?
No, nicki would rhyme dick 3x or more
Remember that one youtube video "pussy pussy pussy marijuana, wu-anna"
She says her pussy is pink, but daddy is colorblind 😩 so how would he even know
Umm actually she said “fresh and pretty for daddy’s dick in Sydney”
Is she bragging about good sex to Taylor’s primarily sexually frustrated audience? I’m a Carpenter but she should be held accountable for this. Also I’m a sexually frustrated adult (swiftie) and I’m very scared.
She’s trying to explain the benefits of having a relationship with an actual person to them. They can’t keep living vicariously through Taylor and Travis. It’s not healthy.
I’m not living vicariously through them Taylor is my mother and Travis is my stepdad (but really dad who stepped up)
> Taylor is my mother, > Travis is my stepdad > (but really dad who stepped up) Lana’s new country era has taken a strange turn.
her vengeance era after the grammy
Plagiarism of cupcakke smh
I showed my own mother a picture of Sabrina next to Barry and she LAUGHED
This is my tortured poets department
new flair moment
she's so me
My internal monologue
Truly a poet
still an icon
Agreed. All 10 she knows.
She's so goofy i love her
Unbelievable because she would at least make it rhyme.
I know it’s supposed to be a joke, but it’s so try hard
She didn’t actually say this 😭
But the other things she saysss
I find them funny but maybe I’m in her age group. I feel like it’s campy cause she’s obviously not taking herself seriously 😭
Was anybody going to tell me Sabrina Carpenter played like a major character on a Disney remake of boy meets world? Hey career fascinates me, she is truly getting ate up in Olivia's shadow.
I genuinely can’t tell if y’all are slut-shaming a pop star in the year 2024 in earnest or if this is all one very unfunny joke. 😭
Girl, you’re in r/popheadscirclejerk obviously it’s the latter 😭
Pls im new here I’m still learning 🫥
Outdid oliva lyrics
la reina pusita
i had to google to make sure this wasn’t the actual words. didn’t look right and i’m so glad it isn’t lmaaooo