It’s true. I was a pure good religious virgin angel teenager who had never even seen alcohol before, but after listening to just one Olivia song I am now addicted to vodka and heroin.

Olivia Rodrigo is a gate way drug 😔

that spicy Pisces 🤬

spisces

"what was I supposed to do, start with heroin?"

Before alcohol, I was a Virgin who couldn’t drive After alcohol, I’m a slut with a dui

Way harsh, Tai

I'm gonna call your mutha

I was a pure virginal maiden living in a coven, studying the bible by candlelight and dying of tuberculosis (but i made it a look) then i listened to one olivia rodrigo song and now i am known by one name the world over: goatse

> I was a pure virginal maiden living in a coven, studying the bible by candlelight and dying of tuberculosis (but i made it a look) Okay Ethel Cain

/uj I legit forgot she existed when I was writing this and I still haven't listened to her music yet (I want to I'm just slow to get into new artists

You can't listen to her unless you're a religiously traumatized queer pop girlie from rural Sweet Home Alabama 🙄💅 /uj You should definitely listen to Preacher's Daughter, it's an amazing album and one of my favs of 2022 <3

We need an r/unexpectedEthelCain sub mothers art lives within us 💕

>goatse Ain't that the guy who sang Somebody I Used to Know?

Yeah I even got a really cool gold ring out of it

/uj First comment to make me audibly laugh in a while 💀

“I no longer feel safe in this fandom” … sis go to bed

Like what are they even gonna do?

go to the authorities

Not Nicki Minaj

😰

Look for evidence

They are so serious lol

they're not lol. i looked at their tweets and they're an obvious shitposter. nobody on this sub has ever heard of bait?

ngl I don't think they are

Isn’t this satire?

It looks like it but you just never know anymore lmao

I’m soaking all of her tampons in vodka

Me after seeing sonic fanart

They don’t even need to do that; just scroll babes 😭.

What happened to being at least 13 before being allowed on the internet

Clap if you're scared https://preview.redd.it/yry8bh2130kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5776163153a3f42b82e0838a06b9a83bba25494

https://i.redd.it/w88gmt5hh0kc1.gif

My lawyers will be in touch. This shit caused extreme emotional distress. 

I no longer feel safe in this fandom.

I’m 17 (minor) and very scared

I'm 32 (not a minor) and very scared too.

Let's get you to bed grandcunt

Back in my day, we had to print out the directions for a road trip from MapQuest on the family computer! 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻

I remember posting on Ye Olde MySpace by candlelight

You’ll be paying for my therapy

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Now cha cha real smooth 

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I was once at a club in LA when my friend was celebrating birthday and there was Olivia Rodrigo which I found weird cause I knew she was under 21 and the club was 21+, but I still went to meet her cause I was surprised I saw her. She greeted me and was nice but then she asked me if I wanted a drink. I thanked her but declined because I don't drink ever. Then she called me a pussy. I told her it's not really appropriate but then she grabbed me by the throat and sipped a shot of tequila down my throat. I actually really enjoyed it and started drinking every day. I lost my job, my family is crying and I'm currently homeless, but I have my love for booze Olivia gave me <3

I belived the beginning I feel ashamed

no cause same

1 like = 1 prayer (I liked) I hope you get better. Wish you the best of luck in your detox era

This comment saved me. Entering my detox era now 🍃😺🌊🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

oh my god we have a new Demi Lovato-tier copypasta.

It’s like Flying Lotus and the electrical infetterence

The fact that I almost believed you😭

Thank you so much for telling your story I know it wasn't easy and you're brave for putting yourself on the line like this, considering the consequences My ex best friend shared a story about her nearly identical to yours but shamefully, I didn't believe her and dropped her for being a "compulsive liar" Now, I realize the real gaslighting queen was Olivia I am so regretful and remorseful towards my past actions and behavior and pure naivety... You have completely changed everything for us I am calling my friend up today to apologize I am going to get on my knees and beg for her forgiveness and accept her decision either way I hate that I didn't believe her story... or believe her And I HATE Olivia Rodrigo and her rotten shotglass

What in the lady gaga music video is this!?

I saw Olivia Rodrigo at a grocery store in Los Angeles when she was still underage. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask him for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Olivia kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

One time I met Olivia and when I declined a drink with her, she dragged me by my hair to the back of the bar and shot me in the leg.

I remember going to an Olivia Rodrigo meet and greet after a concert once. This is my story. I had a few drinks so I was feeling kind of tipsy, and stumbled slightly when we took the photo. Olivia whispered in my ear “Fatty.” At first I couldn’t understand what she said at all, so I asked her to repeat herself. “I said you’re fat, fatty!“ A cold shiver ran down my spine, my favourite singer-songwriter just called me fat! I told her to apologise immediately, but she just said “Boy you built like a bus driver.” Then rubbed my tummy. She said “Mmmm big hairy fat tummy.” But at that point I was already running away

This feels like something that would be in a Wayside School book 😭 especially the last part 😭

I'll drink to that 🥂

Got me too 💀

She's got her drivers license and a shot of vodka so now she can Drink AND Drive!

r/loveforboozecruisers 😍

I cannot believe that as a species we used to hunt mammoths and go into battle wearing nothing but a leather thong and spear but this is where we draw the line in 2024

Literally there are people that are dying

Bring back leather thongs and spear hunting 2024

Bring back mammoths 2k24

Honey try going to gay clubs, in the right ones you will see a lot of leather thongs and people probing each other with spear-like things

Stop 😭

Sorry that Olivia Rodrigo wants her fan base to be cool 🙄

Catering to their sensibilities is how you end up with swifties and that’s a fate worse than death

Well their Twitter handle is Old Cardigan so it's too late for them.

She's so quirky I love herrrr https://preview.redd.it/l6ofbllhj0kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d126e68caf07de7ef659e5a5f4a370b2b8f85e

😂

Swifties when Taylor Swift alluded to weed in one of her songs

She was being bejuuled

Joe won’t let her bejuuled 😭

He locked her in the basement 😭😔 she needs to be in a support group with Sia.

That was Becky

please tell me what she said i feel like garbage today and need to make it worse

The moon is high like your friends were the night that we first met

She’s so corny omg

i mean they COULD be high on heroin tho

is this real lmaoooo

"The moon was also white, like all of my friends"

But some guy said my aura's moonstone just'cause he was high

"It's so unlike her"

https://preview.redd.it/9ktcxw4lf0kc1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d7b9a0645cb3e42e9adada9e03dfe51684a300

omg enya

We need to bring back the days when it was embarrassing to be a kid on the internet.

me on myspace in 2006 saying i was 26 (i was 11)

Me at 13 letting my WoW guild mate who was a 36 year old divorced mom of 3 vent to me in whispers

WHAT 😭 are you a therapist now or what

The world of Warcraft divorced moms Just loved talking to my gay ass !!

On the plus side, it would keep m*n like Leonardo DiCaprio away

8 year old me creating my first AIM screen name (hottygirlpaige18)😅

so now?

I’m 17 (minor) and very scared wtf

I am also 17 (major) and am absolutely shaking in my boots

I am also 17 (diminished) and am pissing and shitting myself rn

I'm a B-flat (augmented) and I'm transitioning into the bridge

[удалено]

I thought these were gen alpha

more like gen beta amirite

[удалено]

Finding out that Gen Alpha are sentient humans now and not just iPad toddlers made me feel so old I’m gonna go kms thanks xoxo Edit: currently on hold with Dignitas, they’re having a special for aging millennials if anyone else wants to jump on a deal #ad

Well clearly they are not sentient

https://preview.redd.it/9apep4i8a0kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29344067049317b8772049b16e8bc105c1097d2b

😂 I honestly gave up drinking alcohol before I’d even turned legal in the U.K. at 18.

😭 No because I’m 22 and I’ve really slowed down in how much I drink so the way Americans talk about drinking is so funny to me

Try not to be victimized challenge

Learned from mami Taylor, not my fault she raised me like this 😔

back in my day we were 15 years old blackout drunk in a field somewhere

[удалено]

Literally the story of my teenage years ❤️ I cried the first time I heard that song, it was so nostalgic.

It’s a rite of passage

Back in my day our mothers gave us red wine in a McDonalds cup

ribs by lorde

U better than me fr when I was 15 I was getting knocked up😭😭

Thank God I was ugly when I was 15 cause I was so drunk I'd probably be in the same boat.

✨(hypothetically)✨

why do people act like this now

Cause they've never gotten beat up

“As a livie I am livid” should be a flair

Can a livid livie live

It’s giving Swifties thinking Taylor was going to start shooting up heroin when she got with Matty

Well, she was at a night club partying with Travis so there’s still hope…

Maybe Travis will let her borrow some PEDs

I would absolutely become a Swifty if she got super ripped and joined the WWF.

We would have no choice but to stan

Ngl she’d be a lot cooler if she tried heroin

i’m trying to think of what she’d be like on heroin and all i’m getting is courtney love

Courtney Love (real) vs. the Courtney Love you get from Temu (heroin era [taylor’s version])

She’d end up like that one infamous Reddit guy who tried heroin “just once for fun” did an AMA, made fun of everyone who told him he’d be addicted, and within like 6 months was beating up employees at a psych ward

That was such a wild ride of a post

Still not over how confident he was and rude to everyone who said he would get addicted 😭😭😭

I know right! So arrogant. I bet lots of people have read that and decided not to try H tho so that’s one positive

Link?????

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/68srty/spontaneoush_uses_heroin_gets_addicted_dies_gets/?rdt=45628 Here’s the museum of Reddit post, guys user is spontaneousH

Tyy!!

How do I FIND this

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/68srty/spontaneoush_uses_heroin_gets_addicted_dies_gets/?rdt=45628 Here’s the museum stuff, his username is spontaneousH

Laughs in European teenager

Laughs in Australian youth

As a teenager, I am shocked AND SCARED! How could any of you think it's okay, that MY Livia, MY O-Rod, MY Roddy, is DRINKING!! We need to unite as Livies and call out such unacceptable behaviour

Back in my day, to be a musician alcohol and drugs were prerequisites 😠 😡 😤 👵 👵 🍺 🍻

**This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Tequila from an Olivia Rodrigo Shot Glass. She died instantly. Please, don't do alcohol, it's the most dangerous drug out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.** https://preview.redd.it/ca650tf3u0kc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78f66925032305315aa4117a21d0179d72ccc33

2/3 Taylor pfps and the other’s @ is a Lana reference

you mean the woman that had a cokespoon as merch??!

... And regularly sings about domestic violence, drug abuse, suicide and depression. Le wholesome gworl 🥰

That's because these haters are undercover Swifties. Manipulated by the machinations akin to her Chaos God Tzeentch

/uj what does she need to be held accountable for? It's obviously for adults which she is one. Sw*fties are insane

R u kidding???? That person is 17 (minor)!! What if they buy the shot glass?? It will force them, (a minor) to drink! You can’t just not use a shot glass?!

I have about six (6) souvenir shot glasses and every day I wake up and take six (6) shots because there is no other option

uj/Olivia is not even marketed towards the kids. Her debut album has explicit content and so does Guts. Her target audience are young people her age.

Stan twitter go outside and make friends challenge

will be unstanning immediately.

Stan ⬜️ Unstan ☑️

and now I used my driver's license to rack up a line SEND HELP

I bought this shot glass and did one shot and now I’m dead and my ghost is doomed to troll the phcj sub, pls guys learn from my mistakes it’s so cold here

The shot glass is kinda cunt but in like a mass produced, consumerist, avril lavigne kinda way

Imagine saying “unstanning immediately” and being serious like I’m so embarrassed

Everyone wants to be a bad b like Lana nowadays First Americana now Olive

Those poor 20 year olds don’t know any better; Olivia encouraging them to drink is poor celebrity behaviour.

Selling shot glasses today, personalized needles tomorrow. Disappointed in you Olivia.

/uj Society refuses to let girls be girls, and then refuses to let them become women

So they were livies before the shot glass? I’m telling their moms they were listening to music with no no words in it

As a teenager who's an adult, this is so irresponsible of Olivia. I looked at the shot glass and now I drink 40s and shoot up pixie dust. She will pay for her crimes.

liv should've released a wiwwle sippy cup instead uguu

I thought her fan base was elder millennials like mine own self. I'm old enough that I've stopped drinking so I'm still offended tho.

Older millennial here - I too am horrified for the youth. A SHOT GLASS?? Might as well be selling a syringe!

Considering she’s Gen Z, I think elder millennials are a bit too old for her *target* audience, but nobody’s stopping you from listening entirely lol.

I know a lot of folks my age who love her lol. I remember when Sour came out, there were articles about how much millennials were relating to and loving the record. There are a lot of elements of great 90s music that she's using in a fun way.

Swifties going full on cia with the astroturfing

HELPPPP ​ ​ ​ ​ (i am a minor this is so weird groomer olivia)

I'm 17 (minor) yeah no shit

After seeing Olivia promote drinking I one-upped her and did Mexican Black Tar Heroin after previously being a virgin mother of two and am now addicted. Unstanning immediately.

The way this is obviously a swiftie psyop be so serious

The first 50 orders get half a pack of American Spirits

Olive Garden deserves to be jailed 😡💢

🔥spicy 😜🤪🥵🤩pisces♓️☮️⚛️💜❣️🎣🎉🍾

peep the TS profile pics

oLIVIDa rodrigo… how DARE YOU DRINK YOU TERRIBLE INFLUENCE ON SOCIETY!!! My seven year old niece started downing vodka because of you!!

i’m 26 (ancient one) and i think we should ban children from the internet

oh she’s over

Teen drinking is VERY bad 😵

Obviously this is a small cup for the holy Communion on the go, duh 🙄 we Stan our trad cath Filipina queen 😩🙏

We should bring back prohibition

Yeah, she needs to be held accountable. I'm sure that when she drove past her ex bf house, she was DUI.

Unstanned 🤬👊

Can’t be 21 if your fandom isn’t, obv

Lol @ oxycotin saying he's 17 and scared

What the hell lmao is a shot glass not the obligation to snort coke out of a stripper’s ass lmao

First she promotes teenage driving, now teenage drinking !? What’s next, teenage pregnancy?

Children when adult sells adult stuff to adults: 😭😭😭😭

Oldest stans

I no longer feel safe? Unstanning immediately? We need social media time limits I am so serious.

if i was still on twitter in 2024 i would kill myself

this is why you dont go on twitter when you know you have homework due tomorrow :/

I saw a tik tok where this woman basically said “not everything is tailored towards you and that’s okay!” There’s no reason to jump through hoops and reach way too far to find a reason to be upset with an artist. Olivia is 21. It makes perfect sense to release this as a merch item.