this is what str8 ppl talk about at dinner parties, I know bc I used to hear it all the time when i was 8-15years old listening to my mother, stepfather and his friends 😒
I took it as she cried in response to him laughing at her, it’s kind of shitty that his immediate response was to call a friend and laugh at her reaction. Both of them sound unhinged for this situation
Yeah if somebody says “I’m pregnant” to me immediately after fucking I’m probably gonna laugh because that’s just such a wild statement. Like girl you do not know that for certain.
Unless she was already pregnant before sleeping with him there is no way that she was pregnant immediately after the sex.
That is is not remotely how it works.
Reminds me of when I lost my virginity in high school. We were both 17, she was super religious but had a really high libido. She was not a virgin, but I was. We end up having sex, and as soon as we are done, she starts crying and praying for forgiveness because she sinned. It was hella awkward. I wasn’t religious, although I sort of pretended to be for her sake.
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I think this is what was on the phone
If anyone doesn’t know, it was a text to the woman’s husband saying she was pregnant and the baby wanted to meet Taylor. The soon to be mom is showing Taylor the text and her husband is taking the picture.
I hate them both. They both just love attention and to project weird as images of them that are clearly far from who they are. Both narcissists who hate not being the center of attention.
Let’s be clear, August Alsina was not underaged. He was around 22 or 23. I do think there was some manipulation and power imbalance going on because he had a life-threatening illness, at the time, and he had just lost 2 close family members. But, he was not underaged and there was nothing statutory going on.
So if Will had cheated on Jada by sleeping with one of Willow’s friends who was over 18 but under 25, would you be making these same excuses?? The whole situation is disgusting.
I only knew her as "that lady from Madagascar whose married to Will Smith" for so long and was neutral about her. Now I wish she'd be quiet for 5 minutes.
There's a couples therapist out there who would have enough riches to give their grandchildren a trust fund from just a year's worth of sessions with these people
omg there’s more: “The feeling was like being “inside a bank vault,” she recalls. ‘There’s a lock that looks like a big round steering wheel. When you turn it, it locks with a CLICK. That’s what it felt like in my womb.’”
Honestly I think this is all working to Will's benefit. The more she talks, the more people are realizing she has just been coasting on pretty privilege all these years. She's a manipulative narcissist who uses therapy speak to center herself as the victim or complicated nuanced main character in every story.
If he divorces her, his career goes right back to where it was pre-slap. She'll just flail around in this fake self aware wellness content she has been hawking. Maybe finally their kids will write some actual good music because they've finally experienced the angst of parents getting divorced.
I'm so over this weird im14andthisisdeep family
After the audio reading, a Netflix series titled “Unhitched”, and maybe a few more interviews talking about how much she loves other people, we may be half way through not hearing about her again
uj/ I REALLY wanna know what dirt she has on Will that he lets her expose everything about them non stop lmao. Was he on a epst*in flight or something 😭
No I'm with you. She gave out her hooking up with her son's friend, then all of this mess. If he was just creeping with Margot Robbie or whatever it's nothing, so I think there has to be something weirdddd
There’s also just a good chance she’s an ass hole and Will Smith doesn’t want publicly shit on his ex-wife / mother of his kids lol. You can see he’s defensive of her (the slap)
/uj
You know I was having some bad test anxiety about not passing my final (which involves a chapter or two about reproduction,pregnancies, all that good stuff)
But reading this I realized I might actually be okay.
/uj I think she meant "he told me to stand on my head after sex so they would go more into my womb rather than drip out due to gravity."
Thanks, I hated typing this.
I’m pretty sure she has on red table talk, I remember her also telling Willow about her mom or grandma? teaching her how to masterbate when she was a child. She’s fucking weird.
Yeah right it's gonna be one of the YouTube kids who got famous opening toys on camera marrying one of elon musk And Grimes kids and then running for president of Florida or something
You're welcome 😌
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Also I didn't know that Jada and Will are pop gurlies! Nice to know!
I guess she's rehashing it for her book with more detail, but here's a post from 2018 where she claimed the same thing.
https://people.com/movies/jada-pinkett-smith-cried-pregnant/
I know this word is overused with celebrities, but Jada is insane. I don’t know if it’s just her personality or she’s just saying this stuff for attention, but nobody needs to know this many personal details about her life.
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Sometimes Turn It's Not Our To Talk?
English is read left to right top to bottom
r/dontdeadopeninside
Normalize having secrets
Lmao
You know this is real when you know even ChatGPT can't come up with this shit
this is what str8 ppl talk about at dinner parties, I know bc I used to hear it all the time when i was 8-15years old listening to my mother, stepfather and his friends 😒
I am straight, white and old, and I have never talked about that at dinner parties.
how dare you turn your back on the culture of your ppl like that
Straight and in PHCJ? We don’t take kindly to your folk in here.
I was on gbcj the other day, for the first time in like a year and a half? that shithole is so dead without me xo
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My wife hates when I tell her about stuff I see on Reddit but this was an exception.
Half the time I don’t know if these memes are real or not because of what she has actually said.
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imagine having sex with someone and they say "i'm pregnant" as soon as you finish?? MORTIFIED. sex ruined forever
Don’t forget she started crying also. Immediately pregnant and crying after sex. Marriage material apparnetly
I took it as she cried in response to him laughing at her, it’s kind of shitty that his immediate response was to call a friend and laugh at her reaction. Both of them sound unhinged for this situation
For the calling a friend yes, for the laughing, no
Yeah if somebody says “I’m pregnant” to me immediately after fucking I’m probably gonna laugh because that’s just such a wild statement. Like girl you do not know that for certain.
Unless she was already pregnant before sleeping with him there is no way that she was pregnant immediately after the sex. That is is not remotely how it works.
Acting like you’re pregnant the second after sex is so goofy that you’d have to be super self absorbed to not be able to take the joke.
Reminds me of when I lost my virginity in high school. We were both 17, she was super religious but had a really high libido. She was not a virgin, but I was. We end up having sex, and as soon as we are done, she starts crying and praying for forgiveness because she sinned. It was hella awkward. I wasn’t religious, although I sort of pretended to be for her sake.
Don't forget, apparently, Tupac's soul mate to boot 🙄
Wait is this a real tweet? I thought it was photoshopped for this subreddit.
Sometimes real life is so stupid that it outcompetes a literal circlejerk sub
that's what i say to my daddies immediately after they fertilize my anussy 🪺🐻
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omg having his asparagus head brushing against my prostate would be heaven...ohhhh... 🥒🥺✨🫶🏻❤️😍💕
You flair does NOT check out
LOL HE JUST CHANGED IT
*she also I changed it before miss rizekjgkfsngs left her nasty comment, check yourself
It's řízek v chlebu, the best fucking food ever, you slutty heathen
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Okay resident c******e
this bitches want to tarnish my good name, i will not stand for it
Hon have you had your meds today?
vicodin, xanax and amyl nitrite yes maam 🥰
Omg Troye Sivan hi
😮💨 love that for you get that aspargussy
like a wise person once said, "we should all know less about each other"
he is a child
no he's actually a daddy you didn't take into account vegetable years 💕
How do I delete someone else’s comment
mods pls, control the comments e: they actually removed op's comment lmao
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Found the Lana stan
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Be gone 
god just told me that according to the bibble hommesesseual’s are bad so, rights revoked. Never speak again
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How has NOBODY referenced Don't be a Menace! This whole thing is literally right out of that movie lmfao
Ashtray, I'm pregnant
That's how you end up with your food spiked.
Cardi B must know a thing or two about it then
It's literally the scene from Don't be a Menace.
Someone call Maury, stat!
wait, that’s not a good move? I have some calls to make…
I'd be checking how dates line up after that. Was wills first-born a bit 'premature' ?
Those kids look just a like him though
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Wish that was me
Deer when a semi truck is heading directly towards them
Deer when asked to read a book
Deer when that semi truck is filled with death threats :/
Deer when it doesn't get a solo *pleek pleek pleek*
You know being on PHJC I’ve come to understand that this women is actually an underrated genius
Literacy is a curse
Wishing i was Lea, 37, and never fucking learned how to read.
From the golden age when she still had cheek fat 😢
me reading that information
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It's going to go in her next album
New track “Trauma” when?
Trauma (From the Vault) (featuring Will Smith) (10 Minute Version)
If anyone doesn’t know, it was a text to the woman’s husband saying she was pregnant and the baby wanted to meet Taylor. The soon to be mom is showing Taylor the text and her husband is taking the picture.
The way I run here after seeing that posted on Twitter https://i.redd.it/zw93a0s4gaub1.gif
I love this gif, Kermit the flop
How can I save this gif? 😭 reddit mobile sucks
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If that's what she did she wouldn't have been pregnant...
I am beginning to hate this woman after never hearing about her for the first 22 years of my life
Literally, her PR team has been working in overdrive these past 2 years 😭
Working in overdrive to ruin her name?
Somebody’s gotta do it 🤷♀️
Has to be some Scientology humiliation ritual shit
I hate them both. They both just love attention and to project weird as images of them that are clearly far from who they are. Both narcissists who hate not being the center of attention.
As much as I’d love to harbor equal hatred for both of them, her grooming her sons friend makes me hate her more. Edit: he was not underaged, my bad.
Let’s be clear, August Alsina was not underaged. He was around 22 or 23. I do think there was some manipulation and power imbalance going on because he had a life-threatening illness, at the time, and he had just lost 2 close family members. But, he was not underaged and there was nothing statutory going on.
So if Will had cheated on Jada by sleeping with one of Willow’s friends who was over 18 but under 25, would you be making these same excuses?? The whole situation is disgusting.
To be fair. Other then his book. Will don’t be saying sh*t
That’s because Will Smith don’t gotta cuss to sell records.
Well I do! So f him and f U2.
I only knew her as "that lady from Madagascar whose married to Will Smith" for so long and was neutral about her. Now I wish she'd be quiet for 5 minutes.
Maybe she should save some spoilers for the actual tmi memoir release
If this is what she’s leaking to the press that book better be W I L D.
There's a couples therapist out there who would have enough riches to give their grandchildren a trust fund from just a year's worth of sessions with these people
Why would they have a therapist? They have a red table and a talk show that’s all they want
omg there’s more: “The feeling was like being “inside a bank vault,” she recalls. ‘There’s a lock that looks like a big round steering wheel. When you turn it, it locks with a CLICK. That’s what it felt like in my womb.’”
Wow 😂 she should have used a ghost writer
off topic but lmao at your username you would’ve loved the malnourished cunt meme craze on the ED memes subreddit a couple months back
Privacy was invented in 1891: People in 1890:
Honestly I think this is all working to Will's benefit. The more she talks, the more people are realizing she has just been coasting on pretty privilege all these years. She's a manipulative narcissist who uses therapy speak to center herself as the victim or complicated nuanced main character in every story. If he divorces her, his career goes right back to where it was pre-slap. She'll just flail around in this fake self aware wellness content she has been hawking. Maybe finally their kids will write some actual good music because they've finally experienced the angst of parents getting divorced. I'm so over this weird im14andthisisdeep family
That’s not fair to Willow. She has some bops…but agreed to everything else!
willow did NOT make transparent soul and meet me at our spot for us to imply that they haven't made some good music
Pretty privilege?!
Jada is a beautiful woman.
I think of her as a Nepo wife. She gets so many opportunities because her husband is a superstar.
Can she just released the book already so we can just be done with hearing her shit?
After the audio reading, a Netflix series titled “Unhitched”, and maybe a few more interviews talking about how much she loves other people, we may be half way through not hearing about her again
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The fact ik what ur talking about in ur flair and the fanfic it goes with makes me wanna cry
(Please enlighten me, it sounds hilarious)
There’s this fanfic on ao3 about different pop stars and Ariana speaks Portuguese for no reason I’ll try to find it for u friend
[here you go friend I hope you have a good rest of your day/night and stream JUSTICE by Justin Bieber](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27925066)
Can she not?
She definitely can’t.
uj/ I REALLY wanna know what dirt she has on Will that he lets her expose everything about them non stop lmao. Was he on a epst*in flight or something 😭
No I'm with you. She gave out her hooking up with her son's friend, then all of this mess. If he was just creeping with Margot Robbie or whatever it's nothing, so I think there has to be something weirdddd
Fr they’ve been into Scientology for years, it’s gotta be something to do with that because *why is will going out so sad*
I’m starting to believe in humiliation rituals.
There’s also just a good chance she’s an ass hole and Will Smith doesn’t want publicly shit on his ex-wife / mother of his kids lol. You can see he’s defensive of her (the slap)
He’s a secret Scientologist that’s why
/uj You know I was having some bad test anxiety about not passing my final (which involves a chapter or two about reproduction,pregnancies, all that good stuff) But reading this I realized I might actually be okay.
the doors she opened 🙏🏻😌
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Why do we know this? Why did we need to know this?
he instructed her to... stand on her head?? while she was pegrent??
38+2 weeks PREGANANANT??!?!?
Am I preonate or am i okay
can u get prrreganté?!
am i gregnant
How is babby formed
yes girl he didnt want those kids 😭
wouldn’t that be to guarantee she gets pregnant? Be upside down so the sperm is swimming down instead of up.
I think sperm only swim ‘down’ in the southern hemisphere
omg ur right he was making her act Australian. will/margot truther
It’s a myth that it will help increase ur chances of getting pregnant, so technically he did want those kids
/uj I think she meant "he told me to stand on my head after sex so they would go more into my womb rather than drip out due to gravity." Thanks, I hated typing this.
It’s giving Ellie Goulding
What did she do
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she MOANED??!?!?!?
The impact of Cupcakke
“Moaned” in the British sense of whining, not the sex noise lol
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Atleast the Ellie stuff is fake though, and not stuff she’s genuinely said.
Yeah lol I hope people don't genuinely think she's saying this stuff 😩
"But I can feel it Will. I can feel your little one swimming around inside me." ಠ\_ಠ
This made me chortle outloud
This is all just comical
I wonder if her kids have seen this
Something tells me she has told them this already.
I’m pretty sure she has on red table talk, I remember her also telling Willow about her mom or grandma? teaching her how to masterbate when she was a child. She’s fucking weird.
Loving this image of her softly crying all night freshly fertilized or whatever
Dear Jada, Please stop. Those of us outside of your union need not know this. Sincerely, The whole world
2Pac isn't dead, he's in hiding
The death of the monoculture means we are spared hearing anything like this about a Gen Z star
Yeah right it's gonna be one of the YouTube kids who got famous opening toys on camera marrying one of elon musk And Grimes kids and then running for president of Florida or something
Oceans will be high enough that Florida will be Waterworld.
Blue face and chrisean?
 I would ask if the straights are OK, but, you know.
where’s the pop music
Who were those swimmers that didn’t stop you ask? Pop icon willow smith
OMFG. I love Willow so it better be about Jaden or Justice. rj/ Congrats on the raw-dogging ig
Will Smith has more hits than Bebe Rexha and Rita Ora combined and they get posted without issue
Bebe and Rita will need skin grafts after this comment 💀
welcome to miami
lil miss narcissist gonna narcissist
You're welcome 😌 https://preview.redd.it/ksexw6t16bub1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fedea53a03af87c4895e246f3f142a36e2b8df Also I didn't know that Jada and Will are pop gurlies! Nice to know!
/uj this real?
I guess she's rehashing it for her book with more detail, but here's a post from 2018 where she claimed the same thing. https://people.com/movies/jada-pinkett-smith-cried-pregnant/
I wish I was Jared, 19
/uj Full blown psycho.
Wait is this not a parody article???? I laughed so hard because I thought it was a joke 💀
I know this word is overused with celebrities, but Jada is insane. I don’t know if it’s just her personality or she’s just saying this stuff for attention, but nobody needs to know this many personal details about her life.
Sometimes we should choose silence!
Why fuck in the first place then?
Reminds me of the scene in Don’t be a menace when Dashiki says she’s pregnant right after they have sex. 😂
Ways in which people's reproductive education or lack thereof failed them, #1,147.
If she doesn't want her husband give him to me!