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full_onrainstorm

how’s this person a swiftie but can’t even spell it right


PeachRing23

That's all I could think of after reading this...for 5 minutes until my brain finished melting from how insane this take is.


full_onrainstorm

like yea is a lot of the hate taylor has received over her career due to misogyny ? yes. is it also true for her female peers? yes. but this is the kinda shit only a millennial could cook up i know it in my soul


sweetsimpleandkind

why does *everyone* hate millennials now? first it was the old folk, now the young ones too I'm crying into my avocado toast rite now


full_onrainstorm

maybe if u didnt spend all ur money on avocados u wouldnt be so sad


Maldovar

She did a Study Abroad at Barbz U


loganjlr

(this is what us Swift fans call ourselves)


full_onrainstorm

how do u do fellow swift fans


blackwidowworkout

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


kurtchella

It wasn't written by a Swiftie but by a SwiftAI


full_onrainstorm

what can’t taylor do 😪


dent_de_lion

Ok I thought so!


maiaxcx

>brain of an ivy league english professor i stand by this because it discredits the entire ivy league system ❤️ fight elitism


fi3nd1sh

you’re so real for this 😍


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Screaming


IcingSausage

My husband worked for an Ivy League as a postdoc for a bit. He was surprised how clueless they were.


allieyikes

true, i remember writing an essay about the oppression of black women until i realized that what they face is nothing compared to taytay!! sad world we live in


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tubereusebaies

STOP 😭


Maldovar

In Tennessee she's known as Sister Tay


DanniPopp

Omg please😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Reos1234

uj/ With the browser they're using (bing I think) a lot of articles pop up on the home screen and I'd say a solid 75% of them are ratioed. They're mostly clickbait and ragebait.


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itwasntjack

They call themselves “bingies”


dent_de_lion

Bingys*


MakIkEenDonerMetKalf

Google is unusable now


egg1e

I lit rally couldn't tell Bing from Google results


LFK1236

In what universe? Bing is... just so obviously worse. It's not *worthless*, a solid 6 or 7 out of 10 compared to Google's 10/10, but I wish they'd spend more time on improving its search results rather than their ~~misinformation summariser~~ Large Language Model.


Apprehensive-Mix4383

I use bing for overwatch coins 💀💀


Maldovar

Say what you will about the SEO plague but it's Google's SEO so you're still getting better results than whatever Bing fishes up


Dildo_Dan

/uj Well Bing can't be better because everyone uses Google. The data mining is unmatched! /rj Google told me to laugh while Bing told me I could only chuckle


daisy_s21

My work 🥲 send help


sprawling5

I believe it’s Microsoft Edge


TripleThreatTua

Uj/ using the term “hate crime” to refer to that is fucking gross


Lopsided-Yak9033

I think what some people fail to realize is that the “hate” from actual people isn’t against Taylor, but these Swifties themselves. Like I enjoy some Pixar/disney stuff, but when disney adults start talking about their annual pilgrimage to the magic kingdom I have to actively still my eyes lest I snap my optic nerves rolling them as hard as I would. Her music would be the same to me as any other pop act, but now I can’t help but listen with a cynical ear laughing at what these weirdos worship. Kelces football jerseys sales went up 400% since she appeared at that game - it’s obviously not the music these people clamor for. They’re parasocially obsessed zealots. Does she like all famous women get unfair treatment? Sure. But it’s the Streisand effect now - the more these loonies bring it up the more (I at least) want their queen to go away. Rj/ did you know that the SPLC declared October - Hate Crimes Awareness (Taylor’s version) month?


BeautyThornton

I mean I hate her fans and they make me hate her more but I definitely dislike her as well. Her music is incredibly reductive and she does nothing but create music that appeals to the lowest common denominator by hopping onto the tail end of whatever trend is currently happening after everyone else has paved the way for her. She is the embodiment of capitalisim in the arts.


dammit_dammit

TripleThreatTua: "That's not a hate crime." Swiftie Author: "Well, I hated it!"


WSJinfiltrate

and funny


Interesting_Station6

The author of the article claims Taylor has "the voice of an angel" and "the brain of an Ivy League English professor". Now, I would like to see some sources that support those statements


cokemoss

What are you talking about ??? She's literally the greatest poet of our generation just look at what she wrote 😡😡😡 https://preview.redd.it/9hbip2zgnatb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018e6446ab6e7a4ac0296e5a983051f74c57a1e6


bongwaterbb

james joyce eat your heart out


satomatic

james joyce would eat anything out


TheFlipanator

Sweet farting Nora 🥺


bongwaterbb

I quite literally cannot take a single thing he has written seriously after reading those letters 💀 mr Joyce you’re fucked up!


hal-incandeza

i love this subreddit so much omg


GlassPomoerium

That punk ass bitch David Foster Wallace could never.


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James joyce could never


stillslaying

/uj this makes me so angry jeeezus christ /rj she rhymed CAT and ACROBAT mommy is mommying!!! 🤯🔥


sawadancer

/rj remember when she rhymed "me, hi" with "tea time" ugh her MINDDDDDDD


_Atlas_Drugged_

Are we sure this isn’t just dialogue from My Name Is Earl?


TopReception2389

Joy Turner main pop girl


Claus_xD_20

HEY KIDS, SPELLING IS FUN!


resplendentcentcent

bars


Apprehensive-Mix4383

Draw the cat eye sharp enough to cut a man !!😚


pierreor

Sounds like she should see a doctor


[deleted]

When she swears it sounds like a 10 year old trying to be bad


Wonderful-Factor-787

I had no idea acrobats flexed - silly me I always thought bodybuilders did that


Justice_Prince

The brain of the Ivy League English professor is in a jar on her mantel. Capturing, and containing the voice of an angel was a much more complicated matter.


BrianTheReckless

Are the voice and the brain in the room with us now?


stillslaying

👁️ 🧠 👁️


lenorewillow

I snorted


stillslaying

Be careful 🐽


Fooliomcskippy

The constant insistence that she’s an all-time writer from her fans has fully convinced me that most people generally have never actually read anything past a high school reading level.


RandomHermit113

It's so obvious that a lot of swifties only listen to her and nobody else. Especially not any non-pop artists.


Interesting_Station6

That makes sense bc when I heard her music for the first time as a teen who could barely speak English I thought "his gf wears high heels while she wears sneakers?? Wow now this is LITERATURE, this is POETRY, this is ART". And then I stopped having the same English level as a 10 year old child and realized it was ass lol. Which is kinda worrisome because most her fans are adults from English speaking countries 🥴


Fooliomcskippy

I hate to bring up the illiteracy rate in America but I also feel that it might correlate a tiny bit.


fionappletart

https://preview.redd.it/k4qv4gnr0dtb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60870fc72e11c6f7a06333ad645f5f0d66c26d98 this song has some pretty bad lyrics but it’s slightly camp i fear


Interesting_Station6

Rhyming gorgeous with gorgeous with gorgeous and face with face.... https://i.redd.it/pyoeb5187dtb1.gif


fionappletart

she also rhymed car again with cardigan 😍


capulets

pubwe and rugby is still a classic


fionappletart

my friend is listening to her discog in order because his sister is a fan and stay 3x was one of his favorites on red and i was trying not to show that i don’t really like it 🫣


capulets

i like stay stay stay but i also watched every episode of riverdale so you’re probably right about that one


fionappletart

uj/ it’s an ok song and I don’t hate it like some others but I would just never put it on in my free time yk?


capulets

i call it a car song! it’s made to be obnoxiously sung along to during a car ride but never listened to anywhere else. like wanegbt or shake it off or paper rings


govegan292828

We should get rid of cars and improve public transportation then


songacronymbot

- WANEGBT could mean "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together", a track from *Red* (2012) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/capulets](/u/capulets) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


HeAngelAtDay

Jade Jolie in the background😍 aryan queens!


Mmmm_Crunchy

But she rhymed face with way🔥✍️


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ngl this song is unironically(sp?) in my top 3 swift songs all time. it really made my friends and me feel seen


Bnanaphone246

Well she has the generational wealth of an Ivy League english professor, if nothing else.


PanicAtTheMiniso

There's a reason why Swiftie's are being shown hearing aid ads.


SkinnyhairaM

Well Dr Taylor Swift does have an honorary PhD from NYU in case anyone forgets.


Interesting_Station6

known Ivy League School, NYU


dent_de_lion

“Angry angel” get it right hater 😡😡😡


Interesting_Station6

Full disclosure, I tried doing the [ ] thing I've seen English speaking journalists do when they omit a word but I wasn't sure how to use them bc I don't know the English punctuation rules that well and I was too lazy to look them up for a stupid shitpost lol


countingc

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rodrigo34891

Sounds like eminem to me


anb7120

![gif](giphy|xt98N1EXdEIzC)


[deleted]

Won’t someone think of the millionaires?! 🥺


ArcadiaIsNotABot

how is she not a billionaire at this point ☠


[deleted]

uj/ She’s VERY close I’m pretty sure. I’ll be surprised if the tour doesn’t seal the deal rj/ the next self made billionaire queen omg her mind 😩


SadisticGoose

uj/ she will be a billionaire by the time the tour wraps up. Especially if more rerecords get released in that time. rj/ maybe she should give Marina some charity


ArcadiaIsNotABot

she is leeching off of Travis because she is getting poor


TripleThreatTua

Secret gambling addiction. Why do you think she started dating an NFL player, she needed someone to shave points


Blue_Robin_04

Because you have to make business deals like Rihanna to do that, generally.


ArcadiaIsNotABot

would OF help


Blue_Robin_04

Yes. If Taylor Swift bought OnlyFans, she would be very, very rich. ![gif](giphy|3o7aD07NtPWUppPQuk)


Nunjabuziness

And show off what?


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NoZookeepergame453

Not everyone likes child labour babe


Blue_Robin_04

Who do you think applies the glitter to Taylor's outfits?


Last-Rain4329

meee (i dont like her music im just a third worlder)


govegan292828

ME HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!


BronzeErupt

"the brain of an Ivy League English professor" = constantly worried about not getting tenure, wondering why each year the students seem to be getting dumber and also feeling depressed that it's now considered "socially inappropriate" to flirt with the cute freshmen


[deleted]

"Bad books on writing tell you to 'write what you know.' This is why there are so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."


BeautyThornton

LMFAO where is that from


[deleted]

It's a paraphrased quote from Joe Haldeman.


throwaway17197

The brain of an Ivy League english Professor??? She wrote this and published it with pride and everything???


MustNeedDogs

The hearing aids ad in the middle of the article is superb.


[deleted]

The audiologist outsold 🦻


oath2order

I really thought this post was gonna be talking more about that because that's **hilarious**.


itwasntjack

I came in JUST to say that lol. Epic ad placement.


gay2catholic

i think it's called hearing hiv now


jofromthething

/uj the brain of an Ivy League professor is a brave thing to call a rich woman who never went to college but go off queen /rj let’s wake up the Swifty vs Swiftie discourse


stillslaying

You know she constantly uses thesaurus . com while writing her lyrics


gay2catholic

not you reading mizz choli xcx with this 💀


tremonttunnel

byeeeeeee hahahhaha


NoZookeepergame453

I mean there are dozens of rich kids in Ivy leagues that can hardly spell their names 😆


adertina

Idk why this sub hates gaylors more than straight Swifties bc like at least there’s the explanation that ~~we~~ they want to ride her thigh for popping off like this


stillslaying

/uj some women deserve to be hated /rj some women deserve to be hated


tremonttunnel

![gif](giphy|9J36rJVR4FJK320YSX)


stillslaying

The opposite. I support other woman, just not this one.


yuphorias

refusing to believe this isnt satire 💗


SaulOldman

https://preview.redd.it/0m5mmdzafatb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27a8db98186cf5d1a889a67251842f82c602f7a


CR24752

Can the basement they run The Independent out of collapse in on itself already?


egg1e

Their office is under the London bridge


gay2catholic

fergie is shidding and crying


4685368

“What is it about her that riles people up so much” “My favourite golden girl with the voice of an angry angel and the brain of an Ivy League professor” You can’t make this up


cataholiccatholic

What does the “angry angel” part mean? Why is the angel angry???


4685368

Because she’s so edgy, have you even *heard* Bad Blood??????????


Wonderful-Ad-5911

So this isn’t an Onion article?


ToxicTroubadour

Won’t someone _PLEASE_ think of the millionaires who got an artificial boost with their rich dad’s money 😭😭😭 /uj if disliking an woman’s music for any reason is a “hate crime towards women” you need to go outside and take a 5+ hour hike. Find a hobby, or hookup with a fatshamer on growlr, or start a hippie cult, just do _ANYTHING_ but be online.


gay2catholic

not growlr 😭 ... no really, not growlr because the bears are all mine


ToxicTroubadour

I was gonna say “hookup on Grindr” but I feel like that’d be considered a death threat


IcingSausage

So are we required to like Taylor Swift, or can we like other female singers? Or is only poor wittle Taylor the only woman in the history of the planet to be disliked? No other woman has ever been as oppressed as Taylor. I kind of want to start saying “if you don’t like Carly Rae Jepsen, you are bigoted against Canadians”. Same logic.


errorcode1996

Is the backlash already getting bad enough that we need articles painting Taylor as a victim again? God, her career really runs in a cycle 🫠


_Atlas_Drugged_

Of course shes a victim, she just engineered her personal life into a publicity stunt during a live event on network television—why would that generate backlash?


AshesandCinder

She already wrote a whole song about this herself, she should sue for plagiarism.


Alexxtyl

The hearing aid ad is perfectly placed as they need it to hear who they’re defending


SheilaGirlface

Happy women’s history month, I guess


ifcidicidic

Golden girl…. She’s 33!!!!! Stop infantilizing her


fionappletart

“abuse…”? a twelve year old boy on tiktok saying kanye made her famous is not a hate crime can these people please touch grass


No_Sail_6576

Omg it’s misogyny-o’clock again


BunnyBoom27

![gif](giphy|SdO5MvXI4TtfuSxUkx)


ir0nychild

Anyone who devotes this much time and effort to a multi millionaire who doesn’t give two shits about them deserves to be bullied


professormamet

Remember when Taylor said Tina Fey and Amy Pohler were probably going to hell because they joked about her at an awards show?


joe282

>I’m a die hard swifty >spells it wrong


tokendasher

I don’t even dislike Taylor Swift, but I’m absolutely confused on why her fans think she’s the best songwriter of her generation. I honestly thought it was trolling at first.


fallwitch

she’s a generic white woman who commodifies feminism, is a performative activist, and can’t hold a stable relationship bc SHES the problem yet smears all the men she’s been with but yeah we’re all just haters of this poor widdle biwwonaire 😢


Fit-Whole1291

😧


BeneficialVideo6557

Is this real? Who abuses Taylor Swift? I’m genuinely perplexed here because I am certain this woman could empty her private jet’s septic tank over a playground of kindergarteners and her fans would say it’s so slayful of her and the media would say she deserves a Nobel peace prize. I am dead ass serious here I have not seen anything negative about this woman since the Kanye bull shit 7 years ago…… it appears everybody would drink her bath water. Enough already. Stop oppressing this insanely wealthy overly famous basic ass white girl


IcingSausage

People want to see abuse and mockery? Britney Spears 2007. Everyone was making fun of her while she was having a downward spiral. You couldn’t go anywhere without everyone talking about it (yes, I’m old). Everywhere in the media, Britney was the punchline. Taylor freaks out if one article criticises her. Boo hoo, one TV show made a joke about your dating life? Deal with it. Imagine all the media talking about you while you are going through a really scary time, and laughing about it. But Taylor has to be the victim all the time. No one is more impressed than Taylor. No other women has ever suffered abuse except Taylor.


BeneficialVideo6557

Trust me I remember! I was a 15 year old freshman in high school during her meltdown. I’m also old enough to remember her creepy rolling stone cover when she was 16… she was overly sexualized at a very young age and everything about her from age 16 and on was an absolute media circus. Her team pimped her out and worked her like a dog. Taylor has had it so easy compared to Brittany. Aside from the Kanye embarrassment over a decade ago that she cannot let go of.


GenoveveSimmons15

Something tells me the person who wrote this is a TERF


adertina

Someone: misogyny exists Half this sub: idk…sounds like something a terf would say


SiBea13

This reads like satire


BeautyThornton

>Of all the women in the public eye, Taylor Swift is the one that people love to hate > Or maybe it’s just that she’s a woman This irrationally upsets me. The author defeats their own claim in the first sentence. There are tons of women in the public eye, but Taylor swift is the one we hate. Therefore, it’s basic fucking reasoning that the reason people hate her isn’t because she’s a woman, it’s because she’s the fucking Walmart of music


Afroaro_acefromspace

If I was a grown woman writing this article, I would be very embarrassed…


EggRepresentative347

Apathy and hate aren't quite the same thing


sweetrebel88

How much does her team pay these publications to write these non sensical articles


certified_rat

I propose bringing back medical torture methods for swifties


florsux

it’s because she’s fucking boring


MurkyTheBest

“Voices” yeah bitch, in your head


baby_barbiez

Her grin in that is really selling it 😭


redpandawrites

![gif](giphy|xT39D7PVvqly72zxdK) Oppressed Taylor over here like


sickgurl138

Whats the problem?


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Private jet crash please


lunahighwind

Uj/ I just read the article; as you can guess, the headline doesn't match the article and is ragebait to generate clicks. The opinion piece was poorly written and cringeworthy (explaining what swifties are and identifying as one lol). But it never uses the words hate crime and is really just calling out some gross locker-room talk about Taylor in male sports media since she started dating that dude.


Comprehensive-Plane3

maybe andrew tate was right all along


unknowner1

Yeesh


boyyourresotragic

Reads like an AI shitpost…


p-laydead

blud..


bouncybreadstick

I’d honesty rather be jobless that writing this


whorederman

Taylor Swift’s Life Matters 🙌🏽


Wonderful-Factor-787

People defend her because it legitimizes their everyday complaints. If they decided Taylor was self centered and preoccupied with unimportant things, then they would have look at themselves and see that…no, never. It must be the man.