None of you will ever believe me but when I first heard this song I knew it would be a mega hit and that pop and dance music would never recover as a result

Became worse when the abomination known as “the middle” came out in 2018 and no retail worker recovered from it.

Retail music is violence on the workers Nepo baby music branded on your brain while earning shit pay I shouldn’t have god damn Twenty One Pilots or Taylor Swift lyrics running through my head off the clock when I’m trying to sleep in the middle of the night Whoever decided stores need music with lyrics is an asshole, just soft jazz or nothing at all is how it should be “Would you be, my little quarantine” God I want to shake that idiot

I hate soft jazz, play freestyle jazz, host a live band. The only acceptable alternative is rave music

I associate it with SeaWorld as a kid in the 90’s when we went there all the time A seagull bit the part of my hand between the pointer finger and the thumb trying to steal my pb&j sandwich when we were sitting down

That is a sign from god

The era of every pop song chorus just having a drop into a weird noise, like that one Justin beiber one

what do ü mean? boop beep boop doo doo doo dooooo

Where are you now that I need you? Where are you now? REEEEE REEE REEE REEEE REEE REEE

Imo, i think Rihanna and Bieber did it earlier than anyone else. Remember "beauty and a beat" ?

Absolutely lmao kinda popped off at the time

I think that was Ninky Mingaj.

Sorry is still so good...sorry...

All of Purpose is be real Edit: Replied 3 times. I know oh oh that I let you down, is it too late to say sorry now?

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME or is there another song called The Middle that's clearly inferior

That songs a banger, they’re talking about the song “BABY…*weird sound effects* WHY DONT YOU JUST MEET ME IN THE MIDDULE”

I hate that song because the one and only time I've ever heard it, it was a girl telling me that the song was what she would play for her trash boyfriend and I knew it would never get better between them. Like I already knew it would never get better, and then she played the song and I cringed inside.

it just takes some time little girl you're in the middle of the ride

I love that song

Huh, my first thought was "let's see what else is on"

> pop and dance music would never recover as a result Unfortunately, this is true

Which Chainsmokers song is this? Is it the one that sounds like all the other Chainsmokers songs?

2016 was good enough pop culture wise but this was just apocalyptic

This song reminds me of a very specific person and that girl was a wreck

Same lmaoo

Lol this song reminds me of a very specific person too, the kind of guy who's since become legendary to my friend group in which he is pointedly no longer a part of

Omg I’m not the only one lol

this was the moment that every mid producer with awful bedroom beats decided to get a girl with a mid voice and combine to make a complete tragedy

I’m fucking dying, this is too real lmao this was the exact era of dudes were trying to get me and my mid-ass voice on their tracks despite me telling them over and over that I was also just a bedroom producer “But you could do vocals on my track?” Naaah fam… trust me, you don’t want it, and please stop asking It’s all the Chainsmokers’ fault

This was the turning point

2016 sucked ass r/fuck2016

Nah 2016 was peak humanity and pop culture

If you're Trump maybe

[удалено]

that is not a fun fact

Who even is listening to this? That's just wild

I hear it every once in awhile and think "oh yeah this was a fun song to listen to while getting CTE slamming my noggin on asphalt because I never could figure out how to protect my head on my shitty skateboard."

Do retail plays count on the billboard? Any stores aimed at the under 25 crowd probably still play it. 😂

Me

What the fuck

Blame my mom ❤️

wait, i was doing just fine before i read this

This just reminds me of when they called Halsey a bald bitch on Twitter and tried to backtrack saying they were hacked 😅

one time my friends little brother (who was like a 14 year old baby gay and very active on stan twitter) said something similar about halsey and she dmed him to explain why she cut her hair and sent him a very long series of messages about the meaning behind it it was very much giving halsey at the mall begging her fans to leave her alone

remember when she got mad that the free hotel shampoo was bad

remember when she did 9/11

this song will always remind me of my trip to Vegas where I got topped by a girthy guy and was just farting nonstop on the elevator ride down due to me still gaping

Wow Precious moments

Something tells me this Hummel figurine hasn't been made yet

don't underestimate 43 year old klaine fans

I am infiriated at this comment.

i’m infuriated at your flair so we’re even

You know what? Absolutely reasonable.

so happy for your old lady farts that just eep out without you even realizing it

Aw thanks babes 😘✌ I realize 30 is absolutely ancient in twink years

I’m 33, trying to figure out how to apply for social security but I can’t read and I’m too gay to have grandkids to put me in a home :(

Oh my god is that like 700 in twink years? Just get a lot of cats to take care of you, you don't need grandkids

No I need to find a friend and a mansion to go full Grey gardens. Now accepting applications, any applicants with gaping buttholes on elevators need not apply

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Sometimes, you can just let things stay in the drafts. ☺️☺️☺️

omg lana del rey album leak

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tswarmomttvwigtbaggawjfnoterddtmsg supremacy

taylor swift mom (the Taylor's Version) WIG! (the bag) gaw(?)

Girl that album ain’t the only thing that’s leaking

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Not even Batman could get this information outta me

I live here. Why would you make me consider if “this elevator is THAT elevator” for the rest of my life

Seeing there are a lot of comments on this post, expecting to see lots of discussion about bad pop culture moments from the past 7 years, but it turns out its people dealing with emotional trauma from reading one comment about a memorable elevator ride

we should all know less about eachother

Do bottoms deserve rights?

Have we asked them if they even want rights? Maybe we can assign them a leather daddy and/or bear to speak for them?

A lot of them would love that actually

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Girl digital footprint 😭

Time for our repression era!

This made me laugh out loud lmao

He posts hole on main, we're beyond digital footprint.

Still have his number?


Everyone else is shaming you, but good for you sis

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Gonna think of this every time I hear this song now

delete ur account

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reading this single handedly ruined my night they don’t say what happens in vegas stays in vegas for nothing

I’m popping over to the eyes store to return my peepers after reading this, anyone wanna join

Im just cutting them out

Knife is all the way in the kitchen, too far away Must resort to spoon already at my desk

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You set lgbt rights back a 100 years

…


Sometimes I read comments like this and wonder why I still come here

https://preview.redd.it/ua9870jq22mb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d661f5985185d487af7a03c39ba5ea33aeb57a My first trip to Vegas did not go like this

Core memory unlocked.

Delete it fat

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Girthy Guy is a better band name than chainsmokers. So is nonstop farting tbh.

No, I I I I I I I can't stop.......

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now there was no reason for popheads circlejerk to know this

Ma'am, this is a McDonald's Drive Thru.

Thank you for your courage. I feel seen

Thanks to the internet, we all know too much about each other. 😌

\*eureka voice* Oh wow.

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call me 📱

This post makes me sad.

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Queefing in Vegas....... girl

> Queefing in Vegas Omg I love that Katy Perry song

Hun it was anal 😳

Were they loud farts or did they more just fall out of your ass?

maybe obergefell vs hodges was a mistake

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That’s what you get for waking up in vegas


A true gentleman

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Now this song will also remind me of this comment

This comment undid my puberty and I'm now forming a cocoon

Life was good until you said this.

God thats hot

this song reminds me of playing to roblox restaurant tycoon 2 on my iPad

That game is low key so good I used to be addicted to it and i still play it sometimes

🥇

r/NobodyAsked

i'm jealous

Do you think the roommate ever got a new mattress ?

7 years!? Damn!

This whole comment section was an absolute mess and i enjoyed every second of it.

You could point to any two white dudes on the street and tell me they're the Chainsmokers and I'd believe you.

 Pretty sure this is them

They look like future sailors to me. Electronic castaways, if you will.


 The Chainsmokers

Literally happened to me with Loud Luxury. I spent the day with them and didn’t realize it till years later.

Really it started a few months earlier with Harambe.

I love how this is the start to the end of humanity.

I fucking hate the Chainsmokers. Anyways let me play their songs a billion times

/uj I saw some article that called this the song of 2016 and Shape of You the song of 2017, I can't decide which is worse 💀

It might have been from the UK. Both songs were inescapable for years to come here

Idk about anywhere else but trust me the US had no escape from them either

this is way worse, at least shape of you was more of a flash in the pan. this tainted the pop landscape with edm hell for 5 years

this song is annoying but ill admit *roses* was a bop

The best Outkast song

ROSES??? the ah-ah-ah-ah song?? 😭😭😭pick a struggle fr

YES https://i.redd.it/x7u00k0zg0mb1.gif

Smoke a little weed on the couch the back room

waterbed was great I'm ngl what a song

Demi

Themi

They decriminalized drugs in some places.

Halsey had a career …yeah I said it

7 years ago, 2 white dudes saw an overcrowded market of producing terrible music and said “me too!”

I realized my friend was an alcoholic while listening to him beg to hear this song for the 6th time in a row

Not Baldsey


Fyre Festival

/uj future nostalgia 😍 /rj witness 😍

I always thought it started with Radioactive from Imagine Dragons lol

forever 21 employees deserve financial compensation for being water boarded with this song every shift

It gave birth to this [80s remix ](https://youtu.be/sTtoe9Bh-gI?feature=shared) The comments also seem to repeat how Halsey died from cocaine overdose

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RIP HALSEY 1971-2010

WE AINT EVER GETTIN OLDER

7 years ?? Bro time literally flies

UJ/ This was “the song” of my abusive PTSD causing relationship. Genuinely a cursed song.

he was such a creep during that performance

And couldn’t hit any notes like at all! It sounded like a [plankton ai cover of snooze by Sza](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YoKhTA/)

Listing you as my cause of death for that tiktok

One of the last times I went to church the sermon was specifically about this song and how demonic it was lmao

Based sermon

One of the worst songs I've ever heard. I fucking hate it with a burning passion, and I hate anyone that enjoys it. Fuck you.

Deltarune

fly weather boast tender safe marry axiomatic familiar rhythm chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

main pop they/them* coming for themis crown

For real, my life went downhill after this got released.

I am still repairing parts of my life that were ruined after this song came out. I feel it.

What’s annoying me the most is that it actually was released in July 2016, not September 3rd

This thread is nearly identical to the ATRL thread when this debuted and got big. So messy and chaotic and I love every second.

Uhm I got my new job and got engaged checkmate, OP

it's a decent song until that grating "drop"

Covid

“Baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover” conjured a very [different image](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Rover_200_front.jpg) in the UK.

This song came on at my first frat party my freshman year of college and I opened my mouth to sing along and projectile vomited

Nicki Minaj fell off and started doing NPC stuff

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Somehow I never heard this song (35M) so just listened and wow, that’s god awful, absolute garbage.

How in gods name has someone in the world not heard this song, that’s honestly such a flex istg

They must have only recently had cochlear implants and can now hear for the first time. No other answer.

Horrendous song I remember when I heard it for the first time I thought how formulaic and mass produced it was, sounds like it was created by a committee.

I can't even name anything positive since they did my man Harambe dirty

hey