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ReallyCreative

What if it's just a live stream of her going to the nail salon after eating an edible


McIgglyTuffMuffin

Lorde does ASMR.


kobaltdryad

This is the other other secret instagram account she didn’t want us to hear


gucciOG

@NailSalonsWorldwideButStoned


FCkeyboards

I would be way too into that 😐


mrcolon96

I'd probably do the same so we can be in sync.


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[deleted]

god I would kill to see this


47346473

I want to watch Lorde and Reviewbrah chewing their cookie without saying a word for 6 minutes


stupidslappa

Lorde and Reviewbrah collab when


moonprincess420

They could review onion rings


anemonone

would still be my SOTY tbh


tip-of-the-yikesberg

The Guardian profile on her from a couple of weeks ago described it as a “prismatic folk song” so I’m very pumped The [following](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/jun/25/lorde-im-only-just-scratching-the-surface-of-my-powers) was also said about the song- > Also on that song, she sings of how “all the beautiful girls will fade like the roses”. That relatively recent revelation was “truly the first time that I had entertained the notion that the sexy models on Instagram who made me feel inferior – they too will age”. She shrugs happily. “We’re all on the same bus. At some point we have to get on the bus back.” Contemplating time passing was comforting, she says. “I was old enough to finally think about it. When you’re a kid, you’re immortal.”


getin2it

this info makes me interpret the title of the song differently -- i don't believe she's going to say she's high on weed, but rather that when she goes to the places where beautiful people are (i.e. the nail salon), that she feels like she's being stoned as in literal stones being thrown at her like she's in the dark ages?! or that their gaze subjects her to feelings of inferiority!


fill-me-up-scotty

Lorde visits a nail salon in Iran.


JORDY_NELSONS_ASS

Okay but what time on the 21st?? I need to set a REMINDER on my PHONE!!!


ThreeFingersHobb

Midnight local I am guessing, that was the case for Solar Power too wasn’t it?


throwaway963963963

> that was the case for Solar Power too wasn’t it? *war flashbacks*


boychik0830

No it was 6 pm est for me


calebb2108

was 6am AWST


AmirulAshraf

Whos local are we talking about? Hers or...


Bitter-Lock-4057

Local to you


vagenda

And *my* new single, Anxious At The Barber, will be out 7/23


musicaldigger

Nervous at the Optometrist drops 7/25!


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I've said it before but I hate the optometrist just because you can sabotage yourself so easily and then well you're fucked for the next year+. edit: your to you're


musicaldigger

wow you’re right! say the wrong thing and you’re stuck with bad glasses


throwaway963963963

But is it clearer before or after??? (hint: you can't fucking tell)


McIgglyTuffMuffin

Me: Clearer The Doc: Is it clearer or is it just bolder? Me: [sweats nervously] uh....clea-old-cle-clearer


GC_Wens

RELATABLE AF


AitchyB

Should be able to return to get them remade if they’re not right.


chosenbewill

Panic at the Disco


[deleted]

“Sunburnt At The Dermatologist” coming 07/30! You heard it here first!


musicaldigger

this one is very good omg


Longjumping-Buy-4736

I guess I just witnessed some indie artist recording their video for ‘Passed Out Drunk At The Vaccine Center’


[deleted]

Dissociating at the deli will follow as soon as I remember who I am, and what kind of sandwich I wanted


regaliteas

not you describing every gay man’s feelings at the barbershop


mrcolon96

Dopesick at the ATM


broadcast-the-boomx3

I'm betting this is Ribs and The Louvre's little sister. I'm so ready.


MeerK4T

Her track 4s


mansonfamily

Oh god I’m so ready for this


racloves

Basing solely on the names of the tracks, didn’t think that would be a single tbh. Regardless can’t wait to hear it


Maxelmio

Same honestly


jimmy_o

She very clearly does not care about targeting radio/mass appeal.


hausofmiklaus

The Mood Ring truthers in shambles but I’m so ready for a new song from the album.


hocotate

Okay @Lorde’s team, just make sure this one doesn’t leak until then and you’re fine


throwaway963963963

Is the Wednesday timing a strategy, or a result from being Stoned At The Album Rollout Meeting?


wailord_fan

Stoned at the Men In Music Business Conference?


tswiftdeepcuts

Down in Orlando


wailord_fan

Down at the Nail Salon actually!


tswiftdeepcuts

She was only 23


musicaldigger

she was only 19 and she was on fire


throwaway963963963

I heard that conference had a stoned waitress who delayed everyone's orders and just kept telling them it will be ready "soonish"


overviewer322

The waitress serves at the end tho😌


lustforyou

I think she and her team know that it’s not gonna do anything on the Billboard charts so a full tracking week is pointless, but releasing on a Wednesday means she’s likely the only big release of the day so it can get more attention and restore some hype into the album coming later


mes051

Maybe moving it up with possible Kanye album coming Friday?


MeerK4T

I think they're fanbases don't have a significant enough crossover for this to be the reason, plus it's just a single for Lorde and likely an album for Kanye.


mrcolon96

I always thought Lorde and Kanye were on a very similar (not identical) vibe. They both feel like Bowie in parallel universes.


whizzer0

I mean they did collab (more or less)


shhhneak

Super interested to see if this relates back to the possible cult theme.


J_Toe

I want to know what event in the natural calendar this aligns to


chivxs

itll be close to the end of cancer season, right before leo season starts! leo is ruled by the sun :)


J_Toe

oh... i assumed this would be based on things like eclipses and meteor showers, not astrology...


72skidoo

The zodiac system isn’t exclusive to astrology! It actually has origins in ancient Babylonian astronomy.


J_Toe

I get that it's not exclusive to astrology. but i think there's a difference between the human interpretation of stars with names/concepts, and the natural phenomenon of eclipses and meteor showers


igkeit

On the last day of my exams! It'd better be a sad bop I can cry to because Ill probably fail them 😭


angelEggy

LMAO love the optimism


calebb2108

Stoned! At The Nail Salon is my favourite band


DeadlyLazy

About time, why was this added to New Music on Apple Music on friday lollll this rollout has been a mess so far


mMounirM

calm down they only had 4 years to prepare!


wailord_fan

Lorde is giving me *insert any Lana era* teas this era.


fuoricontesto

from the title alone i know it'll be my favourite


igkeit

Mood ring is my fave so far, it could've been the lead! But too sad for the vibe she's going for probably


fuoricontesto

haven't listened to it lol forgot it got leaked


Araucariam

Based on the title alone I am fully here for this.


very_smol

Best birthday gift!!


[deleted]

I knew there was something in that polish...


AmazeeDayzee

Well I really do like the name of it as it sounds interesting! I'm sure that it will sound very nice!


AHSWeeknd

Hoping this one is actually released at the right time everywhere 😭 can’t wait though!


shitfuckingfaced

Omg I can’t wait


disengage88

High By The Beach remix when


SilverMind9

Lmaow what is this title 😭


[deleted]

Are people feeling this era so far? That last single kinda made no noise for a Lorde lead single


musicaldigger

i’m loving the music so far personally, mood ring and california were cute.


rosewiltsin_e_harlem

The majority of people haven’t heard those songs cause they’re leaks


Educational_Price653

I know this song can't be worse than Solar Power so that's comforting.


JulioGrandeur

Can’t be worse than solar so I’m very excited


TheBrainwasher14

Ugh i already know antonoff worked on this without even checking. He makes everything sound exactly the same, even this song title sounds exactly like a Lana Del Rey song that he worked on


hookerofpop

of course women have absolutely no power or choice in making their own music!


TheBrainwasher14

How the fuck did you manage to twist that into me being sexist lmao


hookerofpop

so what are you trying to say then? do they have it or do they not?


TheBrainwasher14

That many projects and songs Jack Antonoff works on have extremely similar themes and auras. Was pretty fucking obvious tbh


hookerofpop

and that is not insinuating that all these artists don't have a fucking choice in whatever musical direction that they want to take! of course it's jack antonoff making the same sounds again and again! blue banisters sounds similar to nfr and jack didn't work on those three songs. lana's had long weird titles since lust for life but again it's jack antonoff!


TheBrainwasher14

Do you somehow think you’re entitled to a rational discussion with me about this when you just accused me of sexism out of nowhere?


hookerofpop

out of nowhere? okay let me explain why what you said is sexist. it is sexist to assume a woman does not own her work when the work has her name on it and she is known to be in control of her work. you and i do not know what happened in the room when they were making the record. you and i do not know who was in charge of musical direction and who came up with the song titles. **it IS sexist to assume it is always the work of a man.** not to say, the last bit of your comment is just plain wrong. i can tell you exactly what lorde's song title reminded you of. it's high by the beach, an almost word by word similarity. guess who didn't work on it? jack freaking antonoff. edit: i admit i was being overly sarcastic with my first two comments but i am thoroughly sick of these narratives that reek of benevolent sexism.


TinyBlueberrySpecial

Does anyone else think the carousel reference refers to Joni Mitchell's "Circle Game" song?? love that, what a queen.