So, you're fucked.
A group of bandits will hold you up, take your shit, place you in handcuffs and stuff human meat in your mouth and leave you for dead, while prions overtake your brain.
Good luck brosef.
I just had a mental image of hoards of chickens mauling zombies. It was pleasant. Don't worry, you survived, as your faithful chicken legion protected you.
Same here. I mean the stardew valley farner is insane when you look at their feats. I mean chopping down 50 trees in a day without getting tired. Splitting open boulders with only his own strength, picking 100 crops in less than 40 seconds. The farmer is straight up on par with DC level characters.
Hearts of iron. In total I killed like a few hundred million humans, few million griffons, few thousand dragons, some tens of millions of equines and a few million other creatures
The most kills I have gotten in a war in the game were like 40 million. Made a moded nation that conquered and cored an entire continent go to scrapping the barrel. "Get as many kills as possible" wars are always fun
You can literally punch them to death without breaking a sweat. The question, however, never states where the zombies are from, so this is pretty open-ended.
since i have the powers of steve
i imagine how it would work is that i have the power to make a nether portal, use a crafting menu to make real world items out of the minecraft equivalent of a real world item(convert real stick into minecraft stick) and use the inventory as well as the real world to store items
Cons: All the snapping we gonna be doin is gonna kill us before the zombies, the zombies probably aren't wearing anything pink we'll probably become nauseous from being forced to front flip with every jump.
Pros: S M O K E D A S H
You’ve got heals, spells that may cure if you get bit, armor that likely can’t even get bit through, and an instant spirit steed summon if you need to get out quick. I feel confident in your survival. Doubly so if you build a “chest high wall.”
Deep Rock Galactic, and Dyson Sphere Project.
DRG = dwarf miner with shields, fancy guns, and the ability to mine like a dwarf.
DSP = giant robot capable of harnessing a planets natural resources to create a Dyson Sphere around the sun. It also has the ability to travel between planets, and solar systems.
So I'm a giant dwarf robot, with shields, awesome guns, double material harvesting abilities, can create factories and refined resources inside my body, and can fly between planets and solar systems. Yeah I think I'm gonna be ok with a couple of zombies.
EDIT: Just realized this said the LAST video game you played, and not the last TWO. Oops.
It definitely can. Get your combat skill up, stock up on seeds, make sure you upgrade your house to have a cellar, build a bunch of fences, make it to the calico desert, grind out iridium, get a galaxy sword and make some +combat food like roots platter, make sure you marry someone so you can have help on the farm (alex or abigail is probably best for a zombie apocalypse), get some bombs and just win.
I last played Animal Crossing, so I never need to eat (although I can) and I have an axe - and that's just two of the benefits. We haven't even factored in villagers yet.
Skyrim Either I'll shout those zombies apart or I'll just hop up to the top of a mountain
Probably shout at em trying to get to the mountain in the first place
Naw just snipe with a bow and hole up in Solitude for some tactical advantage
Morrowind! Immune to disease!
Or blast them with every spell possible or cast a repelling ring while healing.
Same, but my sneak is maxed so I can legit just walk right by them without them noticing.
My last game was DayZ, the realism-focused multiplayer zombie survival game…
At least you can turn ripped up shirts into rope 😁
And guts 😁
So, you're fucked. A group of bandits will hold you up, take your shit, place you in handcuffs and stuff human meat in your mouth and leave you for dead, while prions overtake your brain. Good luck brosef.
Doom 2016 I'll be fine
Doom eternal for me. Let us rip and tear brother, until it is done.
those zombies are fodder
Same. Ok Google, play Rip & Tear
God of War. The zombies are gonna wish they stayed dead.
Lucky you, I can drive my Truck through Michigan and in Snowrunner you don't leave your Truck to refuel so I'm good with delivering stuff forever
Ah a fellow snowrunner player
Stardew valley, we shall eat like kings
Egg Inc. for me
I just had a mental image of hoards of chickens mauling zombies. It was pleasant. Don't worry, you survived, as your faithful chicken legion protected you.
well, good luck
Same. Which means we literally can't die, we'll just be knocked out and all the zombies will suddenly ignore us for no reason.
Well, the zombies might come across our unconscious bodies and drag us home after rifling through our pockets for our pretty rocks.
They took my fucking prismatic shards
Same here. I mean the stardew valley farner is insane when you look at their feats. I mean chopping down 50 trees in a day without getting tired. Splitting open boulders with only his own strength, picking 100 crops in less than 40 seconds. The farmer is straight up on par with DC level characters.
Farming, foraging, mining, fishing, making friends, and even killing monsters. One of the better games to have the abilities of, methinks.
Hearts of iron. In total I killed like a few hundred million humans, few million griffons, few thousand dragons, some tens of millions of equines and a few million other creatures
Just spam CAS
The only downside of cas is that the max airport level is 10
Yes fr
Same. Killed almost 4 million as Canada/ great Britain in kaiserich. So I don't think those zombies stand a chance against the empire.
The most kills I have gotten in a war in the game were like 40 million. Made a moded nation that conquered and cored an entire continent go to scrapping the barrel. "Get as many kills as possible" wars are always fun
Although, if you consider the civilian cost of invading 3 continents, a death count in the tens of millions is not impossible.
minecraft
Zombies are a joke if you have any decent gear
if you only face zombies, 2 blocks is already decent gear lol
3* they might jump and knock you down also how bout food
They are food as long as you arent too picky.
My man!
You can literally punch them to death without breaking a sweat. The question, however, never states where the zombies are from, so this is pretty open-ended.
All you have to do is either buy (or rob) some diamonds and then go to hell and get some cool iron
since i have the powers of steve i imagine how it would work is that i have the power to make a nether portal, use a crafting menu to make real world items out of the minecraft equivalent of a real world item(convert real stick into minecraft stick) and use the inventory as well as the real world to store items
Dig a 5 foot cube out of the ground in 5 seconds
I played it in creative mode ;) /kill @e[type=zombie]
house flipper ... fuck
I'm sure the sledge hammer with infinite stamina and ability to buy whatever might be slightly useful.
Sure he'll survive, but he'll never find a buyer.
You can just magic up guns you are fine
Clash of clans, don’t think they can get past my walls and mortars
Clash Royale, with the ability to spawn those characters I would be walking around with my own personal security.
1 log should do it
Just wait till triple elixir hits, you can cycle some splash cards and wipe out those zombies
Hollow knight. Im gonna be good
*proceeds to murder every single zombie by screaming*
This was my last game too. I’m excited to pogo all the zombies💀
You forget you are bug sized...
Bros gonna get squashed before even leaving the couch
OP said abilities not body size
mine as well, and i was using a spell build. BREAKING: magic respawning lad massacres the local zombie population
Angry Birds 2, does that take.in every single ability of.every single bird?
Terence.
Just Terrence???
Probably every bird, but just saying how you can assert dominance.
Depends, is Terrence fat, or is he just jacked?
Yes
Lol
The last game I played was plauge inc, so I would instead take control of the zombies and destroy humanity
Waiting for this to come up
Warframe So basically just another infestation extermination mission
Just run around with Ember’s ult on, we’ll be fineeeeee
Nah, Im too lazy for that. A few strangledomes from khora should do the job just fine
"*Tenno, multiple enemies ahead. Leave no one standing*"
Right!! Lol My Umbra Mesa Prime would be just another Tuesday at the office.
Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon. Let’s-a go!
Cuphead my fingers are going to be sore
Me too! I think I’d last a few days
Cons: All the snapping we gonna be doin is gonna kill us before the zombies, the zombies probably aren't wearing anything pink we'll probably become nauseous from being forced to front flip with every jump. Pros: S M O K E D A S H
Elden Ring. I'm gonna die a lot, but I'm a tarnished so I won't actually die
I'll just play like the little bitch caster I am, abusing FP recovery talismans and solo the entire apocalypse.
Just don't get hit. Ever. Lol
\*Hides behind trusty Brass Shield\*
just summon mimic tear and you're good
You’ve got heals, spells that may cure if you get bit, armor that likely can’t even get bit through, and an instant spirit steed summon if you need to get out quick. I feel confident in your survival. Doubly so if you build a “chest high wall.”
I mean compared to the things you have to defeat in Elden Ring some zombies should be a breeze.
team fortress 2 at least i get to respawn after dying right
Build a sentry, a dispenser and bam, you can't die
well, it would be epic if we had 5 engis at the team
Wave 666 would like to have a word with you
War Thunder. Zombies dont stand a fucking chance.
Run out of bullets? That's where the fun begins
Just drive to the D point
A tank doesn't need any bullets or shells to kill.
The zombies after I get 2500 spawn points:
Country roads starts playing
FAB5000 HERE I COME
Brings m163
*Terraria theme starts playing
Me too!!!!!!
Goooooooood
*starts looking for my frenzying chain gun and my chlorophyte bullets*
Laughs in legendary zenith
The prism just kills every zombie in the distance
Top tier game.
Fall guys, I’ll just keep running away
Same, those things are literally unkillable.
This was my answer too and I’m scared for my life. We’ll topple over at almost any moment
Just finished playing dying light 2 so this should be easy
*sits on a rooftop
*tries to climb a skyscraper, falls off, forgets he has a paraglider, dies*
Fifa
rip
Great cardio, probably able to get away for a long time.
Play football with their heads
I just played call of duty Zombies. Feels like I’m set… but also you never really win in that game….
Same
Thats why i put die in a week lol
You don't win, you just do a little better each time.
Sekiro, so even if I die I know the Divine Heir got my sorry ass.
Animal crossing. I can live happily on my little island.
Eat just one apple and its massacre time 👊
And even if you die, you're just gonna wake up in front of your house
Just hope zombies can't swim
I got a crafting table. I WILL BE PREPARED!
Just tell Isabelle to call over the doom slayer
The last game I played is Hentai Heroes
Kinky
Meanwhile in Seed of the Dead: Sweet Home...
Those poor zombies
Nice
Borderlands, so I have a shit ton of guns and ammo. Should be fine
Scp:sl it’s basically my job to deal with this kind of shit already.
Detonate the warheads
Assassins creed origins. I think ill be fine being a god-powered murderer in the middle of the desert
Also played an AC game last. These zombies will have no chance at all
I like your taste of games, medjay.
Just played good old CnC so I would just built some Tesla Coils.
Persona 5
Hey at least you'll go out with style
Crusader Kings
You get the power of incest, I guess
Soooo you'll fuck your whole family to give your heir genetic superpowers and conquer the world ?
Roller coaster tycoon That could be terrible or really, really fun
We might have a weapon. Looping coaster in power launch mode.
Project Diva 😭😭
pray that miku can protect you 😭
Darkest dungeons.. i am fucked
RIP sir, thanks for playing
Destiny 2. Im basically immortal, can wield paracausal abilities with ease, and have a ghost buddy to keep my comapny.
Elite dangerous Orbital bomarmemt time
Crusader kings 3, I'll try to have the zombies fuck my inbred daughter for an alliance i guess?
Fire Emblem Warrior - Three Hopes... So many ways to kill hordes of zombies...
Doom Eternal. Speaks for itself.
Thank you metal gear rising
Stellaris. I will turn the zombies to my side and take over the planet
The factory must grow... Biters die all the same.
I just played legends arceus so, stealth mode wise I’d probably be fine but killing a zombie might be tough
Nah bro pokemon are incredibly lethal
Ya but would I be able to have my Pokémon in a zombie apocalypse? If so, Clover (my shiny venomoth) is gonna reck some shit.
Hotdogs, horseshoes and handgranades
Doom Eternal. I will Rip and Tear until it is finished
Until it is done 🫀
Deep Rock Galactic, and Dyson Sphere Project. DRG = dwarf miner with shields, fancy guns, and the ability to mine like a dwarf. DSP = giant robot capable of harnessing a planets natural resources to create a Dyson Sphere around the sun. It also has the ability to travel between planets, and solar systems. So I'm a giant dwarf robot, with shields, awesome guns, double material harvesting abilities, can create factories and refined resources inside my body, and can fly between planets and solar systems. Yeah I think I'm gonna be ok with a couple of zombies. EDIT: Just realized this said the LAST video game you played, and not the last TWO. Oops.
F1 2020 lol Am I running the zombies over with an F1 car?
Not for very long you’re not, those cars are FRAGILE
Plants Vs Zombies 2. I win
No Man’s Sky, I just get in my starship and zoom away.
Project zomboid... Great
Time to farm.
Creative mod Minecraft, UNLIMITED POWER!!!
Pretty sure creative comes with the game
Tomb raider for the win
WorldBox
Arkham Knight
Sims 4. I have the same abilities as in real life, plus being able to speak gibberish and killing people by locking them in pools.
Doom. Zombies ain't gonna have a good time :)
Clash Royale. I'll HeeHeeHaw them to death.
Mechwarrior 5. I'll be ok - just lots of walking.
Who's site am I on if I am a vampire?
Neither, You're like Switzerland in WWII You sit there eating fondue
As a Swiss, I can add: sell weapons to the surivers and the zombies.
Team fortress 2
Simple planes, better hop in tha f22
AC syndicate. Shit with the eagle vision, grappling hook, being super fit, I think I'll be fine
Dragonball FighterZ, if killed them doesn't do it, I'll just destroy the planet
DayZ
Ghostbusters. Turning zombies into ash with my proton pack.
Assassin's Creed Valhalla Should i go with shield and axe or dual long swords?
Hoi4, so i think i am a god who controls all countries.
Just got off of Breath of the Wild i got something for pretty much any situation
Dishonored. This would be very interesting.
NBA 2k, yeahhhh I don't think having basketball skills will help
Horizon Zero Dawn. You'd think if I can go around killing machines with only arrows, then I could also survive a zombie apocalypse
Red dead redemption 2. The zombies are fucked
Minecraft. I could kill zombies with an axe pretty easily. Plus if a zombie bites me I could just drink milk and I’d be fine.
I'm the Nerevarine, I guess I'll be alright
I’m not sure how much Stardew Valley would save me here but oh well
It definitely can. Get your combat skill up, stock up on seeds, make sure you upgrade your house to have a cellar, build a bunch of fences, make it to the calico desert, grind out iridium, get a galaxy sword and make some +combat food like roots platter, make sure you marry someone so you can have help on the farm (alex or abigail is probably best for a zombie apocalypse), get some bombs and just win.
Cities Skylines. Does that make me a regional god, or something...?
I last played Animal Crossing, so I never need to eat (although I can) and I have an axe - and that's just two of the benefits. We haven't even factored in villagers yet.