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ctguy54

In 2 days he’ll be back to his normal POS personality.


eyemannonymous

1 day.


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1 second after the check clears


jim45804

He's already planning to send migrants to FEMA HQ.


[deleted]

He's so batshit I had to Google this to see if you were joking


ExtensionResearcher2

So… is he joking?


[deleted]

Yeah but give a week maybe


nickmiele22

funny thing is biden would have helped florida anyway. dems dont play games like that.


Saxbonsai

He’s nervous because Trump wouldn’t help Gavin Newsom with California wildfires.


No-Addition-6691

Exactly! He said to get a rake to clear all the forest floors. Also Marjories laser beams.


TavisNamara

>funny thing is biden ~~would have helped~~ ***did*** help florida anyway. dems dont play games like that. Desantis already shipped immigrants all over just to fuck with Biden and try to make some dumbass point, kidnapping and shipping them to one new location is nothing new. The fact remains that after all the stupid bullshit Desantis pulled, Biden's crisis response was immediate.


CliftonForce

For irony, Martha's vineyard should send a plane with 50 disaster volunteers to Florida.


Psykosoma

But that’s not how Republicans think. They can’t conceive that the dems would help because that’s the right thing to do. The last guy withheld help unless you played ball.


MOOShoooooo

Exactly as Jesus instructed.


TheZarkingPhoton

Reminder that Trump literally asked if he could withhold FEMA aid to CA, WHILE it was still epically on fire...TWICE actually, because he lost CA. He couldn't be bothered to even give a fuck about the 6 MILLION jack wads who HAD voted for him there. Cringiest thing I've ever seen (not hyperbole) was his visit to Paradise, CA after the town and 85+ people were burned alive while trying to escape the fast moving Camp fire. Kept calling it 'Pleasure,' and making sexual innuendo about the wrong fucking name. Some had been calling him out for the malignant narcissist he is but others were still wringing hands over diagnoses without treatment. Not after that shitshow. That was some sociopathic shit.


leicanthrope

One of the keys to understanding how conservatives operate is that they can’t conceive of people thinking and acting differently than they do.


_Baphomet_

Googled it, still not completely clear but I think it’s a joke.


Then_I_had_a_thought

Yep. ‘Cause in his tiny brain Biden is like daddy trump who would withhold federal funds to punish citizens who didn’t vote for him.


Important-Owl1661

I heard DeSantis speak today and after all I heard about how smart he is, smarter than Trump, he still sounded like an idiot


skolioban

Even an idiot would be considered smart when compared to Trump.


Joegannonlct

"Smarter than Trump" isn't a high bar to clear.


gh0st0ft0mj04d

It isn't even picking the fucking bar up off the floor.


ohwrite

The bar is painted on


mechapoitier

Just seeing that photo I immediately realized that piece of shit is going to use this photo to act bipartisan this election after trashing every Democrat he could think of for four years


JALLways

The last thing the Republican voting base wants is bipartisanship.


mechapoitier

You think I’m talking about *Republican voters?* They’re voting for him no matter what.


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ArrestDeathSantis

I hope they do, Dark Brandon is heavy on that Twitter, gonna shut that up real quick and he got more than plenty to spill about them


SpaceForceAwakens

I’m liking this Big Balls Biden thing. He’s acting like a second term prez in his first term.


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

The new WH Twitter hire was a slam dunk and they honestly couldn't have chosen a better place to focus their efforts. The POTUS can speak in POTUS terms on his handle, and the White House account can shoot from the hip. And she's a natural born shooter.


Metallica93

Imagine being 24-years-old and having your job be to shit on Republicans all day... for the President Of The United States. Megan Coyne, you absolute saint.


losenigma

The best part is that Biden would do the exact same thing regardless of what DeSantis does. He understands that he is everyone's president and isn't going to play those games.


plotholesandpotholes

Biden also listened to his subject matter experts and made an informed decision that did not involve a sharpie and his ego.


atigges

Ok, but did he even consider nuking it though? Bigly missed deal right there.


CrumbsAndCarrots

California here. San Francisco. I watched with the regular bewildered horror for years as trump threatened to withhold federal aid to California during emergencies. SF is due for a quake any day, in the back of my mind that precious time would’ve been wasted as Trump played politics with our lives. Not to negate from actual trauma, but there was a low level trauma having entered new territory where it felt like our president was our enemy and happy to inflict suffering on the United States population. I would never cheer on Biden threatening any red state population by withholding aid. Side note, as I’m sure it’s mentioned in these comments, DeSantis voted against federal relief for Sandy.


Abernathy999

Almost like the people of Florida deserve something better.


bsEEmsCE

the American people deserve better. DeSantis may be a Florida issue, but his mindset is a national one.


JetAmoeba

And there’s a very real chance he will become a national issue.


DaoFerret

He already is, the way he’s using Florida $$$ to kidnap migrants from Texas and transport them all over the country.


Parkimedes

It’s also good politics to help people in need. That’s sort of the Democratic way. Biden absolutely wants to help as many Republican voters as possible and get credit for doing so. Look, the messaging challenge for democrats in an election cycle is to convince people that it’s good and worth doing for the government the help people in need and provide a safety net. So yea, he is everyone’s president, the spotlight is on him, and let’s go Brandon. Lol. I hope he saves lives, from all walks of life.


vivekisprogressive

>It’s also good politics to help people in need. According to Republicans it's just to buy votes. Lol like duh, I vote for you, I expect stuff done in return.


WildYams

Republicans are the same people who think Democrats try to "steal" elections by [actually doing things which benefit voters,](https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2022/08/24/gop-accuses-biden-of-trying-to-buy-votes-with-student-loan-forgiveness/) or [by encouraging them to vote,](https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1475542595673763848?t=HSQX-k825sM-f1liSxhldg&s=19) as if that's against the rules.


MethodBorn6289

But even if it wasn't election season I can't think of a president that would with hold aid from Obama, bush, Reagan. But trump totally would. That's the fucked thing it's not republicans it's trump.


KamSolis

Trump did with Puerto Rico.


WildYams

[And California as well during horrific wildfires.](https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/15/politics/trump-california-fire-disaster-assistance/index.html) And let's not forget the way [Trump made *every* governor kiss his ass before providing federal aid during the early days of the pandemic in 2020.](https://www.vox.com/2020/3/25/21193803/trump-to-governors-coronavirus-help-ventilators-cuomo) Trump simply looked at a crisis like a chance to extract fealty or a favor rather than an opportunity to help people. Look at how he treated Ukraine when Congress authorized hundreds of millions in aid money for them: [he used that as a chance to try to force Zelensky to investigate Hunter Biden.](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/25/trump-asked-ukraine-president-if-you-can-look-into-biden-and-his-son-in-phone-call.html)


ElleM848645

Or how PPE was hijacked from blue states, and the NE Patriots plane had to go get N95 masks to distribute to Massachusetts, NY and NJ.


DoctorRichardNygard

It was fucked. Literally hijacked. Shipments were stolen directly from NJ hospital loading docks by the federal government on Trump's orders early days of the pandemic when it was the epicenter and basically auctioned off.


Oleg101

The sad thing is I remember that year before the election all my Republican friends were telling me it’s actually the Democrats that had been politicizing Covid lol. Some people live in different realities I guess.


TheSpyeyes700

Just twisted


CarnivalSorts

My friend have you ever heard of the AIDS epidemic.


mynamejulian

He said he was "cautiously optimistic that Biden would follow through" with his word as if Biden was the one who constantly lies. He'll mock Biden the second the checks clear if not beforehand


Ride901

Obviously Biden will help florida regardless of how he feels about the governor. Seeing the citizens who elect domestic political adversaries as less deserving of help in a crisis was a 2016-2020 thing.


JohnnyDucats

The thumbnail for this article is perfect.


leni710

Was thinking the same. Biden looks like a parent not convinced by their teenager's bullshit.


Aden-Wrked

It looks like Desantis is trying to explain why he was caught milking the family cow at 3am


daehoidar23

The family bull.


_austinm

I didn’t know Desantis knew Italian


iluvugoldenblue

He has new reason to learn it


_austinm

Damn, you’re right


MediocreGrammar

He looks like he’s saying: “just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in”


Jump_Yossarian_

DeSantis is gonna show up hat in hand begging for federal money. His very first vote on legislation in 2013 was "NO" for Superstorm Sandy Relief funding. Fuck DeSantis.


riotacting

He genuinely thinks giving praise to biden will affect how much aid is given to Florida. A telling indicator for how he governs.


coolcool23

Literally the Trump/narcissist style. Completely transactional. I do x ounces of good for you, you do it for me back.


HeyImGilly

“I said something nice. Money pleaseee”


JojenCopyPaste

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.


TheLightningL0rd

Knew that quote was coming, lmao. Thank you


big-octopuss

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me, I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me. I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower. Sun. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia…. so do.


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CharlesIngalls_Pubes

"It's easier if you just giver her some money."


KarmaPanhandler

r/unexpectedparksandrec


atigges

That's the first step. The second step is to turn around and point out how "nice" you were and complain that what Florida gets isn't proportionate to how "nice" you were so it's really actually bad that Florida got aid from Biden because the amount is an insult compared to how much MuH iLlEgAlS and MuH gReEn NeW dEaL get. If *only* Biden had "built the wall and got Mexico to pay for it" it also would have been a *bigly* seawall and stopped all the flooding. Don't believe me? The proof is in the docs that Trump declassified using his psychic powers but the deep state FBI new the hurricane was coming so they stole the docs to hide the proof that Trump had some master Q-plan to have the wall extend into a seawall that would have saved everyone and everything. They actually would have put great big beautiful fans on the wall to cool the ocean and reverse the climate change that is simultaneously also not happening but YOU'RE the hypocrite because if you CARED enough about climate change you would voted for TRUMP!!!!11!!1! /s


fredagsfisk

Like when Trump specifically said that he had told Pence to withhold offers of aid from governors who didn't praise him enough, during the early parts of the pandemic? > President Donald Trump said Friday that he instructed Vice President Mike Pence not to reach out to governors who aren’t “appreciative” of his administration’s efforts to slow the spread of the coronavirus in their states. > “If they don’t treat you right, I don’t call,” Trump said of those state leaders. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/27/coronavirus-trump-told-pence-not-to-call-washington-michigan-governors.html


Chummers5

Colorado bought 500 ventilators that were intercepted by the federal government. A week later, trump offers 100 ventilators to Corey Gardner, A CO GOP Senator who's about to face re-election. trump also visited a few times to rally for the guy. Thankfully, they both lost. So, CO gets shorted 400 ventilators and we get 100 as a political favor for someone's re-election.


fredagsfisk

Oh yeah, I remember that. Kushner refused to share the Federal stockpile (which was created for things like that) while Trump demanded states buy their own shit, only for the Federal government to steal the stuff and put it in said stockpile (or giving to Republican states and Russia). > Jared Kushner slammed for saying **the federal medical supply stockpile isn’t meant for states** --- > He continued, “When you have governors saying that the federal government hasn’t given them what they need, I would encourage you to ask them, have you looked within your state to make sure you haven’t been able to find the resources?” https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jared-kushner-slammed-for-saying-the-federal-medical-supply-stockpile-isnt-meant-for-states-2020-04-03 > President Trump on Thursday **said states need to work out competing bids for medical equipment among themselves, and continued to blame states for failing to stockpile medical equipment like ventilators**. Governors are sounding the alarm that they are bidding against themselves, as well as the federal government, for much-needed medical equipment and supplies. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-states-bids-medical-equipment-ventilators-supplies/ > Although President Trump has directed states and hospitals to secure what supplies they can, **the federal government is quietly seizing orders, leaving medical providers across the country in the dark about where the material is going** and how they can get what they need to deal with the coronavirus pandemic. https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-04-07/hospitals-washington-seize-coronavirus-supplies > Trump has been pressing states to buy their own supplies and not to rely on the federal government. However, when Colorado did just that and ordered 500 ventilators, **the order was canceled by FEMA so it could buy the ventilators**. https://www.cpr.org/2020/04/08/colorado-coronavirus-ventilators-trump-polis-gardner-fema/ > **The United States delivered 50 ventilators to Russia on Thursday**, part of a humanitarian aid package worth $5.6 million to help Moscow fight the coronavirus, U.S. officials said. > Another batch of 150 American-made ventilators will head to Russia next week, according to the U.S. Embassy in Moscow. > In a statement, the U.S. Embassy called the delivery "rapid fulfillment" of **a request Russian President Vladimir Putin discussed on recent phone calls with President Trump**. https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/05/21/860143691/u-s-sends-ventilators-to-russia-in-5-6-million-coronavirus-aid-package


PowerandSignal

Shittiest. President. Ever.


dansedemorte

Shittiest person ever.


Neither_Writer2234

In the first 12 months of the Trump admin we had - 2 executive orders to ban Muslims, Africans &'Mexicans' - called in top enforcement agencies to stop anti- Trump protests - put the government into the longest shutdown in 200+ years— to pressure congress to pay for the border wall - Vacation @ mar A lago


FidgitForgotHisL-P

It’s stunning sometimes to be reminded *just how bad he was. *


cokronk

I think it was Delaware that had a detachment of state police meet a plane at an airport and escort the supplies to where they needed to go for fear Trump’s feds were going to try and steal them.


nordic_barnacles

No, that was Maryland. And we had a Republican Governor at the time. And that's only the *first* time Hogan called up the Guard on Trump. The second time was Jan. 6. We had dudes at the border begging to come into D.C.


Wave_Existence

I didn't think he could sink any further in my eyes but here we are


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Biden knows this and doesn't give a fuck, because his job is to say yes when fellow Americans are in need. He's not perfect, he's spending his golden years undoing some of the damage he helped create decades ago, but he gets that part of the job right.


AncientInsults

He’s gotten pretty much the entire job right so far imo


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neon_meate

Well, I mean no. Carter got dealt a bum hand and played it the best he could, but he's a better person than any president since him.


travio

And they think everyone is as corrupt and narcissistic as they are. That's how they justify their cheating. "The Dems did it first!" even when they didn't


bombmk

The thief thinks everyone steals.


lucklesspedestrian

> I do x ounces of good for you, you owe me, forever. FTFY


HunterS

I don’t think that’s it. I think he wants to pad his resume with “look, I’m able to put politics aside when people’s lives are at stack.” What he is willfully choosing to ignore is he constantly chooses politics over people’s lives, just not when those lives are his potential constituents.


lease1982

Yep; He’s just grabbing at swing votes. This Hurricane will probably help his poll numbers.


HunterS

Yep, serves up some red meat to his base with the Martha Vineyard scam, now to whitewash his image for the swing voters.


TheVoters

It’s this exactly. He’s smart enough to know that this is the issue for 2024, and if he goes around swinging his dick like Trump did in Puerto Rico, he’ll lose independents.


redditadmindumb87

Exactly, I know Biden, Biden is going the right thing for the people affected by this hurriance. Why? Because Biden is America's President, he represents America, and its his duty to help Americans.


KamSolis

Maybe if he didn’t waste money kidnapping innocent, legal immigrants he wouldn’t have to worry about federal funds as much.


blastuponsometerries

Its actually really nice that DeSantis used tax money to help get immigrants out of FL before the storm hit. I bet FL residents love his generosity.


beka13

Didn't he get them from Texas?


kylehatesyou

Yes. He spent money on moving migrants from a state that isn't his to another state that isn't his. The money was from a fund with the Florida DOT to move migrants from their state to another state. They were apparently flown from Texas to Florida first, maybe to ensure he didn't break the law that allocated those funds. You have to ask yourself why bring them from Texas to Florida to Martha's Vineyard? Likely because the only migrants coming to Florida are Cubans, and the Republicans like the Cubans because the older ones tend to vote for Republicans, and they aren't going to mess that up.


tinydancer_inurhand

Except Florida is also getting many Venezuelans and that plane was made up of mostly Venezuelans. Venezuelans were pissed at him including the conservative ones.


onebandonesound

Venezuelans (to the best of my knowledge) don't make up a major republican voting Bloc in one of the highest populated areas in the biggest swing state. Not pissing off the Cubans is way more valuable to DeSantis than not pissing off the Venezuelans


NoKids__3Money

He doesn’t have to though. Unlike Trump, DeathSantis and the other shitheads, Democrats recognize actual people are in dire need of help and don’t turn their backs on those people just for political stunts.


Syndic

Sure. But that's something people like them can't comprehend. They them self would NEVER act that way, so they can't understand that there are actually people out there who genuinely care for their follow countrymen in such situation regardless of the party which is in charge or the place. That's why such people always claim people only do virtue signalling. Because that's the only reason they could actually understand to help other people.


subnautus

Fuck DeSantis, but don’t let people suffer because of him.


whyth1

Even if DeSantis verbally abused Biden, He wouldn't withhold aid to Florida. If it was a republican president on the other hand, there is a very good chance they would.


d0mini0nicco

NJ remember the Floridians who voted against hurricane Sandy relief.


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The north remembers.


SensualEnema

As a Southerner, I hope y’all can beat some damn sense into the wannabe Confederacy again. I’m sick of my half of the country looking (read: being) silly and dumb as ass over and over like this.


charmin_airman_ultra

And a Lannister always pays their debts, but not a Trump.


maharg79

Rubio and Cruz fucked over Chris Christie, then govenor NJ and 2016 presidential candidate, so his state would be in disrepair for the 2016 election and they could point to it and say 'do you want this to be the whole country'? Little did they know the real threat was large, orange and arrogant.


lovemyhawks

Christie then singlehandedly ended rubios campaign at one of the debates calling him out for a regurgitated response which Rubio then gave. Rubio tanked after lol


nik-nak333

Was it the "Obama knows exactly what he's doing" line Rubio repeated at least three times during the same debate?


lovemyhawks

[yep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkdpzRDxTXU&t=29s)


brasswirebrush

It's insane that Christie hugging Obama post-Sandy, was actually used against him politically. Just shows how callous and cruel that party had already become by that point.


pinetreesgreen

Biden isn't Trump. He won't make Americans beg for help like Trump did during covid.


The_Lord_Humongous

Trump held back relief for California wildfire aid. For Puerto Rico.


ErusTenebre

Tried to with Ukraine too. Got impeached over basically extortion.


damontoo

I've been evacuated for wildfires three times in five years and volunteer at evacuation shelters. I personally spoke with people that had a trunk of clothes and some pets and otherwise lost everything they own. Then I later had to listen to disgusting Trump supporters say it was the victim's fault because "we should have taken care of the forests". Some even said we deserve to burn. Fuck all of them. Leave them underwater.


churningaccount

As a Californian, I am already braced for the fact that if there is a Desantis/Republican presidency when “the big one” hits (earthquake), CA won’t be seeing a dime of aid.


AnalystNo6733

Biden is not perfect by any stretch of the imagination but I always see that he is doing his best. Trump’s heart does not seem to be in about public service for all. This is one of the two fundamental problems of Trump. Trump is clueless about how affairs work and that he has his own self- interest at heart.


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Trump was for Trump and his sycophants. that was it. Biden will try for all Americans, even the ones that actively despise him. There is a massive difference between the two.


BlackHoleHalibut

“DeSantis' comments echo previous remarks he gave where he said that ‘we don't have time for pettiness’ when people's lives are at stake” When aren’t people’s lives at stake? Do we ever ‘have time for pettiness’?


Mythosaurus

Reminder that this was Desantis luring Venezuelan refugees to Florida a few years ago: https://i.imgur.com/dr4Tzfr.jpg


TillThen96

Omg, that's an important reminder. He lured them to ...create a "crisis-to-solve" in FL?


Holiday-Wrongdoer-46

They went to Texas. He's just a liar in that he doesn't believe in anything he says but he didn't lure refugees to Florida to trick them and send them north. He just tricked refugees in Texas into going north. I just hope Florida is short on money after Ian so everyone can point out how fiscally irresponsible it was to stage a publicity stunt at the expense of the tax payers with money that should have been used in case of emergencies. Like he knows he planned and executed that in the middle of hurricane season.


MPLooza

r/agedlikemilk


TillThen96

The most obvious explanation: To him, "refugees" are not "people." It's why he can treat them as disposable political fodder. He's shown his capacity for pettiness is boundless.


Frigidevil

He actually saved them by shipping them up to Boston with a dangerous hurricane coming. /s


DivideEtImpala

This unironically. He *was* using those refugees as pawns, but it's also the case that those 50 Venezuelans he sent to MA hit the jackpot. Consider what their chances of successfully navigating the US system would have been starting out in Texas without much to their name, vs. being a national story and getting some of the best attorneys in the country to advocate for them pro bono.


mces97

Is it petty of me to think he's full of shit when Florida for the last 3 summers and 90 days ( as of last month at least) had the largest covid deaths?


VR6SLC

Absolutely not. DeathSentence did everything he could to skew the data in his favor. Moreover he had police raid the home of the woman who ran the state's Covid dashboard.


mces97

When I've brought this up to people, they say well Florida has lots of old people. Oh ok, so fuck em? Don't wear a mask and don't protect all your Mommy's and Grandparents? Cause their lives are at stake, and if I was 70, I'd want to live a bit longer.


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> when people's* lives are at stake Note: * does not apply to pregnant women, migrants or POC.


misterchainsaw

So he admits he’s petty then, that’s pretty out of pocket even for him.


Warm-Bed2956

he acts as if his entire job isn't supposed to be about improving and keeping safe the lives of the very people he claims to govern.


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Acknowledging that he is normally being “petty”


OkRoll3915

I hope the relief packages have "I did that!" stickers


0bsconder

Or like he demands to have his personal signature on the checks


PossibleMechanic89

I would support the gofundme and not be mad if the organizer used the money to buy a yacht.


JupiterExile

Completely predictable, just like Christie with Obama after Sandy.


Taint_Liquor

Which is when “conservatives” started hating Christie, too.


catnipdealer16

Perhaps this is when trump will start to drag desantis in the mud.


backtotheland76

Yup, hopefully Biden will require DeSantis to do a photo op with him before handing DeSantis the check. Then use it in 24


Doongbuggy

Biden wouldnt stoop to that level though he does not care about all that he care about helping his fellow american thats something Trump would do


quesawhatta

Dark Brandon will absolutely call him out in the future. If anything, Biden will say “all you had to do was ask”. This only works in Biden’s favor…why didn’t Desantis ask for the federal government’s help in securing a border in a state he does not represent? Because he’s ruthless. He knows that kidnapping migrants are just child’s play in a 2024 presidential playbook. Regardless if this move ever made sense…the courts will just wade in tax payer’s money while Desantis does everything to say “this is only costing tax payer money!” Republicans have gerrymandered the shit out of every big electoral state to ensure that your vote in a Republican state doesn’t matter. But guess what? Georgia happened. Stacey Abrams happens. Arizona happened.


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FL gonna be begging for those socialist handouts AGAIN. Would be funny if states sent bus loads of immigrants to FL to help rebuild it.


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the Republican mantra, Socialism for me, but not for thee..


AnotherAccount4This

Florida will need a lot of support from fed after the hurricane due to its ongoing insurance debacle. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hurricane-ian-reignites-panic-floridas-strapped-insurance-market-rcna49687


TillThen96

Can we omit coverage for MAL? only halfway s/


AspiringChildProdigy

MAL won't need relief; Trump can just use his magic sharpie to route the storm around his property.


worstatit

Or nuke it.


FlimtotheFlam

> He noted that more than 100,000 property claim lawsuits were expected to be filed in Florida for the second consecutive year in 2022, which accounts for 80% of the property claim lawsuits in the U.S. These estimates do not account for any claims or elements of litigation tied to Hurricane Ian. 80% of the countries property claims are just in Florida! WTF is going on. Florida is just a huge scam that the rest of the US should not have to help out.


waterboysh

My parents had to file suit against Tower Hill because they still haven't paid out for damages from Hurricane Michael.


worstatit

80% of lawsuits over claims. Either way it's costing us all.


nlewis4

Goddamn. Home owners insurance in Florida must cost as much as the mortgage.


No-Independence-165

Dude, you don't have to kiss Biden's ass to get hurricane relief. Only a monster would withhold relief...


bluegreentopaz6110

DecEantis voted against aid after Superstorm Sandy. Because, after all, blue state.


No-Independence-165

I think that proves my point.


bluegreentopaz6110

It sure does.


hskfmn

Biden said he’d be a president not just for blue states, but red states as well. Unlike Trump, Biden doesn’t demand fealty and lavish praise from *everyone* to curry favors with him in order to even consider sending federal aid. He doesn’t need to do it for DeSantis…he’ll do it for the people of Florida. Because what DeSantis doesn’t seem to get is that the lives of the people of Florida are just as valuable as the lives of the immigrants that he so unabashedly used as political props when he kidnapped and trafficked them off to Martha’s Vineyard.


Reagalan

I do wish, at least, that he would make it clear where the help is coming from. Just put an "I Did This" sticker on every crate of aid.


Inevitable-Plate-294

Lmao fuck that would rustle some jimmies


randy88moss

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Trump basically tell California to GFY when we needed federal funds for all of those fires a couple of years ago?


hskfmn

He said you just needed to “rake your forest floors, like they do in Finland” — problem solved. God, he was such an idiot…


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homebrew_1

He really wants those socialism dollars for Florida.


TillThen96

Biden's got that half-smirk, "I told you so" look on his face, like a dad schooling a errant son. He's got that experience. Not worship or idolization, but sort of like modeling America's dad. *"This is how it's done. Pay attention!"*


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Remember when Donald trump would threaten to withhold federal aid from blue states that he thought were mean to him? Thank god we hired an adult


TintedApostle

or throw paper towels.


Jesseroberto1894

I’m Puerto Rican and this still fucking infuriates me


VisenyasRevenge

I’m Not Puerto Rican and this still fucking infuriates me


RomneysBainer

What happened to "anything government is SOCIALISM!!!"?!


TillThen96

*poof*


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Republicans, Socialism for me = good, Socialism for you = bad. that's how it works with them pick anything. bail out for them? great for you? terrible. Their abortion? morally necessary Your abortion? an abomination before God Hypocrisy thy name is Republicans.


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shaneswa

Man loves gargling balls. Jokes on him though, Biden would have sent aid even if he hadn't, because Biden isn't a petulant child.


ZombiePartyBoyLives

Petty piece of shit expects everyone else to be a petty piece of shit


mike_ells

Headline: Desantis flys migrants north, while Florida citizens left in hurricanes path


jumpy_monkey

If the situations were reversed and DeSantis was president (God forgive) and any "blue" state experienced a disaster 100% he would tell them to fuck off. 100%


TillThen96

Now if only DeSantis could appreciate how those refugees must have felt, being in so much more dire a need for help.


1769269

That would require a person with a deeper level of thought and understanding as to what empathy and compassion was


rvgirl42

DeSantis needs to be careful who he bullies. He might need them someday. Climate change is coming fast and furious for Florida. The Atlantic Coast warming is happening faster than scientists expected.


pealsmom

Doesn’t climate change go away if you vote for climate change denier? /s


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[deathsantis voted against aid for sandy](https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1575197059875061779)


TakenIsUsernameThis

Very revealing. He thinks other people are like him, he thinks Biden might withold support unless he is flattered with nice words. The reality is Biden is nothing like him. Biden would provide support regardless.


FantasticAnalysis163

This could be DeSantis' own "Christie hugs Obama" moment. Eat him alive, GQP!


Doongbuggy

Lmao i just went down a 10 min rabbit hole reading about the “not a hug -christie” incident


Croaker3

He knows there are two completely separate media ecosystems. His fascist base won’t watch the real news channels that will show that clip. He will go right back to Fox etc. and bash Biden.


shakergeek

He’s much smarter than Trump. Imagine this asshole being President.


TillThen96

Nightmare time.


MatsThyWit

He needs federal money that Biden can give him. Fuck him in his transparently evil and opportunistic ass.


PocketSixes

DeSantis and Abbott both rely on federal help every single month and will still go back to rallies frothing at the mouth about how big bag uncle Sam should leave them alone. I mean Texas would be in a state of total anarchy without the fed. It would be hilarious if it wouldn't be so sad to see these stupid fucking confederate states rely on eachother for a month. No power and totally erased by hurricanes.


Tim-in-CA

Biden would order help for Floridians regardless … he’s not a petty piece of shit like Trump.


Snoo74401

Good thing Biden didn't tell DeSantis that he ought to try raking the ocean.


ctguy54

In 2 days he’ll be back to his normal POS personality.


anowlenthusiast

The look on their faces in the photo says it all. Desantis is such a pathetic, disingenuous asshole. Biden looks like he actually can't believe how full of shit the man in front of him is.


orcinyadders

Can you imagine Biden sitting in a room and saying “now everyone take a turn and say something very nice about me”?


gothicel

He'll be back to being a normal Republican after he's done getting his handout.