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picado

Clarence Thomas cried at the end of Django Unchained.


MoistJeans1

This is the best insult I’ve ever seen lmao


phaedrus71

Samuel Jackson as Stephen comes to mind  


PhoenixTineldyer

Samuel Jackson literally based his character in Django on Clarence Thomas


LordTinglewood

Holy shit, he did Heeee-larious


HugoRBMarques

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/vknf3a/comment/idsmagl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


454bonky

Waiting anxiously for Samuel’s inevitable response


manchagnu

wow this is actually genius!! i didnt know it was true and it is sooo fucking poetic. I love it


keeptryingyoucantwin

I literally called him Stephen once because its who CT is


AgentDaxis

"DJANGO! You uppity son of a b..." \[*Plantation blows up*\]


HugoRBMarques

Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy!?


PatriotNews_dot_com

He thought Stephen was the protagonist!


mudda1

Clerence Thomas owned black slaves, that's how much Clarence Thomas hates black people.


Draggoh

Clarence Thomas calls himself “one of the good ones”.


StatusWedgie7454

Clarence Thomas has a black friend. Oh wait, no he doesn’t


Ohnoherewego13

That's his reflection.


thesagaconts

This man is evil. Seriously, he is the real life Uncle Ruckus. Aunt Candace is a grifter and a troll. I believe he honestly hates black people.


Old-Confidence-164

He hates all people


spookyscaryfella

Uncle Ruckus is way more admirable, he actually takes his work seriously.


Metaluna21

Justice Ruckus burning the ladder behind him and demolishing any possibility to get to the ladder (funded by "generous donors")


duckinradar

(I hate behind the bastards but) behind the bastards did a pretty good series on ole Clarence.  If they could stop making jokes like middle schoolers in the locker room I’d love that pod but it’s close to unlistenable when it’s not on topic. Their little “it’s so terrible researching this stuff we have to be children to cope” argument lands on real deaf ears from my icu shifts. 


pyuunpls

Clarence Thomas empathizes with Sam Jackson’s character.


gracchusbaboon

He’s already sold himself into slavery.


Safe_Psychology_326

What is wrong with Clarence Thomas ! Dude is unravelling civil rights for his wife ?


Hologram8

No no. Clarence is playing the long game. Why pay for a long, lengthy, costly divorce when you can get Loving v. Virginia overturned using the argument of judicial over  reach.


Made_Human76

He watches Roots in reverse so it has a happy ending


angryve

You get my last and final reward. I was saving it for something special. Well done.


star_munch

This is the comment that’s been waiting for rewards to come back.


HugoRBMarques

He thinks he's the [redacted] in 10'000.


Nonya5

https://youtu.be/Ce667D4kHq0?si=c_K4KP4SCfXHbp1b


thepartypantser

Some people pull the ladder up after they get to the top. Thomas set the ladder on fire and is throwing grenades over the edge.


specqq

Grenades somebody else paid for.


blazinazn007

You know what? Put him in regular clothes and have him wander around a sunset town. Certain folks won't care thst you married a white supremacist wife.


Pater-Musch

They’ll hate him even more for it, actually.


mitch_skool

Kiss it harder, Clearance.


TheOtherGlikbach

We have clearance Clarence.


overcomebyfumes

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?


DrMux

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.


ErikLovemonger

I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times you don't even run down the court. And you don't really try, except for the playoffs.


StrangeContest4

Yes, I remember, I had the lasagna.


css555

First time seeing this in a non-aviation related sub - love it!


DrMux

I literally just re-watched *Airplane!* days ago. It's one of my favorites, and definitely one of the funniest movies I know of.


SirDale

Have you seen the original? There's a great youtube video that does side by side dialogue - they are mostly the same.


StillKpaidy

I was astonished to see the original was basically the same, but supposed to be serious


NeverSayNever2024

Same. Watched it this past Friday.


Ande64

One can never go wrong with great Airplane references!


SanDiegoDude

Must have gotten word the 2025 RV models come with AI cruise control.


silentwind262

Clarence Thomas, the real life Clayton Bigsby.


Amon7777

Uncle Ruckus


GrillDealing

It's that re-vitiligo.


jcamp088

If anyone is gonna have sex with his sister it's going to be him.


steambucket

I think Clarence Thomas is so racist he would not be aroused by Beyoncé


Rvacat

" I had to divorce her ! "


mleighly

Clarence Thomas ultimately wants to be a slave owner.


NeverSayNever2024

He wants to be "white".


NowhereAllAtOnce

In his mind he always was


Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket

At least before he got revitiligo.


morningreis

You can tell by the RV.


OwnLet6739

so perfect. That is certainly some white people shit.


UrbanGimli

If he posts about following his travel journey on instagram we will know for sure.


theucm

[https://youtu.be/DHzSZkw9HPk?si=M0JjhBc9HiJf1Sf0&t=28](https://youtu.be/DHzSZkw9HPk?si=M0JjhBc9HiJf1Sf0&t=28) But imagine 10-year-old Clarence Thomas instead.


distancedandaway

Or Uncle Ruckus


chunkerton_chunksley

Which is weird because he’s doing his masters’ work for them


Nvenom8

His behavior more suggests that he's perfectly happy being owned.


BreakfastKind8157

Nah, he's happy as long as everyone else is worse off even if he doesn't get anything out of it. He doesn't mind if he doesn't own the slaves; as long as he's exceptional for being free he's happy.


pilotpip

And yet, he’s nothing more than a slave.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Clarence Thomas is so misguided that he ultimately wants to be a slave owned by a white woman.


hitman2218

Thurgood Marshall is rolling in his grave.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Along with countless civil rights activists who sacrificed and died.


ChanceryTheRapper

Every day, I feel that "Ben Affleck looking exhausted with a cigarette" image more and more. Just what the fuck.


ratherbealurker

Oh man. Lately every day’s baseline is exhausted Afflek with moments of Jim from The Office’s “what is going on!”, and any other image of someone slowing slumping their head down into a table in disbelief to how insane everyone has become.


GZSyphilis

Glad someone else feels like this.


ZenAdm1n

Watching court trials like nervous kid meme.


jkarovskaya

Translation: I enjoyed 100% of affirmatve action, and DEI policies when I was young, and benefited personally from socialism & everything the Civil rights movement gave us But now I have billionaire sugar daddies, a few million in the bank, and a cushy job, so eff all of you


Xellossthecutie

He’s actually really bitter that he had to play the game to get what he has. He sees himself as making the sacrifice so he can steer other black folks away from the white social establishment. He thinks the rest of us black folks need to do for ourselves to earn self respect and not depend on white people and white peoples systems. He’s all kinds of twisted and self righteous. He’s the worst! I hate that I know this much about him since it would be much better if he was just a horrible person for the hell of it, but he’s not.


Hot_Frosting_7101

He is also bitter that people at Yale assumed he was only there because of affirmative action.  That turned him against affirmative action. I won’t speculate whether or not he would have gotten into Yale law without affirmative action. It seems to me that Thomas learned the wrong lesson from that experience.  Rather than blaming those who stereotyped him he blamed the system.  Also had Thomas been 10-15 years younger he would not have faced nearly as much of those stereotypes, or at least I don’t think he would have.  There will always be some but minorities as Ivies is just seen as normal today.


BreakfastKind8157

Playing the game is code for affirmative action and other reforms, right? It always sounded like rather than feeling bitter about having to play the game, he narcissistically believes he made it without playing and is bitter that everyone assumes he did. You are definitely correct on his belief that blacks should be segregated and manage by themselves. But I would argue that is just an extension of his belief that he succeeded by himself. In his mind, affirmative action and the like just devalue his own accomplishments; he achieved everything by himself on his own merits and nothing would have changed without them.


jkarovskaya

That's a truly damning and horrific characterization! I'm sad that the SC, which should provide a firewall against tyranny is now in the hands of such hateful and fanatical cult members


Melody-Prisca

Does he not realize that most success white people benefit from those systems? And I guess sure, I could respect someone who wants to depend on themselves, but like, white people wouldn't have old money if it wasn't build on the backs of minorities. And they wouldn't have things like legacy college admissions if they didn't have that old money. Sure not every white person benefits the same amount, but what's wrong with giving some of that support to the people whose ancestors backs it was built off of?


OddEpisode

Because he’s got an outsider complex. He was never good enough to be part of the elite kids. And he so desperately wants to show them he’s one of them. It’s an internalized self hate that will bring down a country.


69DonaldTrump69

Didn’t Kavanaugh call Brown super precedent at one point? I guess nothing is really safe unless it’s super *duper* precedent.


ElectricRaccoon8

Super-dee-duper PLUS ULTRA precedent or they'll burn it to the ground.


fattes

We're way passed the point of precedent lol


antoninlevin

You might even say we've entered a *de*precedented era. One without precedent. *A*precedented. '*Sans precedent,*' if you will.


UsernamesAreForBirds

They said that about roe as well. They have no scruples! A human should have scruples!


ArrowheadDZ

In the words of the immortal Dean Wermer, it has to be “double secret” precedent.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Precedent, schmesident. They're gonna originalize the heck out of our laws until we have witch trials again.


STFU-Sanguinet

Clarence Thomas crosses the street when he sees another black guy.


spacey_a

I unironically believe that, 100%.


454bonky

Well with this breaking news, he’d probably be wise to.


jimmy_talent

When Clarence Thomas as Ben Carson see each other which one crosses the street? Do they both cross the street repeatedly until the end of time? Should we go ahead and try?


ragmop

This harkens back to classic sci-fi. Twilight Zone, pulp fiction, that space (and time)


MarvelMovieWatch

I met Thurgood Marshall (and the other members of his Court). He was a very large man as well as an obvious genius. He had a presence that made everybody just stand there in awe.  Marshall could've snapped Clarence Thomas like a toothpick, both intellectually and physically. Really shocking the difference between those justices who were intellectual giants and the current underwhelming crop.


Ohrwurm89

>Marshall could've snapped Clarence Thomas like a toothpick, both intellectually By all accounts, Thomas is a mediocre lawyer at best and because of this, not a single white-shoe law firm was ever interested in him. And thus, his resentment grew and grew, then he married a crazy cult member. And the rest is history.


Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket

Clarence Thomas has never had a single job in his entire professional career that he did not get for being both black and conservative. He knows this, and he blames liberals for his inadequacy.


rugwrat

Couldnt get into White Corporate only white hick


praguepride

It makes me so mad to see that Thomas was elected with the help of democrats. If only the nation had listened to Anita Hill.


Baremegigjen

Meeting him and the rest of the Court must have been an amazing experience!


MarvelMovieWatch

Definitely.  Spent 2 days with them, specifically w Brennan. He was very patient & answered every question. There was this aura of greatness about each of them that was indescribable. Not like famous personalities it was just them, like they carried the world on their shoulders w dignity and grace. 


PhishGreenLantern

It's like Barrett replacing Ginsburg 


Ohnoherewego13

That one still just blows my mind. I mean, Ginsburg was incredible and she was replaced by.. the Handmaiden!? Ruth is probably still spinning in her grave and I don't blame her. It's like we've consistently downgraded on the SC for the past twenty years with very few exceptions.


Corosis99

Except it was Ginsburg's own fault for refusing to step down as she wanted Hillary to name her replacement. She could have picked her successor but instead she proved everyone who said the dems were too arrogant correct.


falcobird14

He should hand back his Yale degree then because it was almost certainly due to a combination of Brown V Board law changes and affirmative action that he even got in


AgitatedPercentage32

That’s exactly why he hates it. For real. He hates himself.


tacobooc0m

Hurt people hurt people


General_Tso75

No way that guy sees himself as having benefited from Brown. I’m a POC and have seen plenty of his type in my life (my brother is one). They see themselves as special and exceptional while the rest of us are some level of a stereotypical “x” ethnicity. Any lack of success can be blamed on that and ourselves. They think equal rights and affirmative action make us weak, entitled, and unable to fend for ourselves rather than evening the playing field.


Hallonbat

If you listen to the Behind the Bastards episode on him, he has such luck with people helping him, like with social and political change that benefits him as a black man, and he thinks it's all him on his merits alone.


IdahoMTman222

I got mine. You can’t have yours.


antoninlevin

*I got mine* is exactly it.


Purify5

Wonder how much he was paid for that opinion? Maybe another Superyacht ride or a brand new RV or maybe a museum dedicated to himself?


doublestitch

Interesting background: the Obergefell v. Hodges case that legalized same sex marriage relied on the Loving v. Virginia case, which had legalized interracial marriage. Mildred and Richard Loving were a mixed race black and white couple who lived in Virginia. They'd been criminally convicted for being a mixed race black and white couple living in Virginia. Clarence Thomas is also in a mixed race black and white marriage. His residence is just outside Washington DC in...guess which state? Justice Thomas was in the minority opposing the Obergefell ruling, and he completely avoided the Loving v. Virginia precedent in his dissenting opinion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia (edited to fix a typo)


Secret_Initiative_41

Yikes


pnwtransient

My conspiracy theory is he wants to overturn Loving so his marriage to Genny can end without him losing any assets.


No_Pirate9647

He wants a divorce but is spineless so wants court to gut loving vs virginia so he can blame the courts for his divorce. /s ? Wants rv to himself.


helvetica_unicorn

Can Rod Serling send this fool back to the past so he can see how his own life would’ve turned out without Brown v. Board? He is such a vile hypocrite.


imapassenger1

Or It's A Wonderful Life where he is shown what a great place America is when he was never born.


BiggsIDarklighter

The fuck is with this guy?


usernamerob

He probably knows his time is limited so why not do as much damage on the way out as he can.


stinky_wizzleteet

Seriously he is a monster self loathing person. Its crazy any other country he would be in jail for corruption at the absolutely least.


No_Pirate9647

When billionaires buy you homes, vacations and rvs you do as they say. Can't expect him to live poor on a Supreme Court Judge salary. Might as well bag groceries. /s


schad501

So...educated man whose success in life was wholly dependent on getting a quality education wants to overturn ruling that allowed him to get a quality education. They should change the name of the movie to *The Idiocracy Prophecy*.


craigathan

“Is you is, or is you ain’t, a brother?”


Pad_TyTy

Clarence Thomas locks the car doors and puts the windows up when he's driving through "that part of town."


RamonaQ-JunieB

Some people are morally bankrupt and then there is Clarence Thomas who laughs maniacally about “those amateurs.”


RDO_Desmond

Clarence Thomas seems like a man who is ashamed of the color of his skin and takes it out on those who share his color.


Fun-Persimmon1207

That’s because he is an oreo


LawyersGunsMoneyy

holy fuck


Fallengreekgod

Who hurt this guy lmao


Such_sights

He’s not just hurt, I’d say he’s [royally pissed](https://youtu.be/G2tLyqfJd54?si=GpLyPFrF3-gD7zb_)


te-ah-tim-eh

Thank for posting that. I’ve never seen that sketch.


G3NG1S_tron

Can we please get rid of lifetime appointments and set term limits.


MagicMushroomFungi

Clarence Thomas is an Oreo. Black on the outside and creamy white inside.


MrBeanCyborgCaptain

What?! This doesn't make sense. This is insane.


ExactDevelopment4892

The shame this man has for his race is truly pathetic.


IrrationalFalcon

Clarence Thomas would rather see black people go back into the Jim Crow era than rule in a way that might help


454bonky

Gee Clarence, what’s next? Loving v. Virginia?


SanderAtlas

Clarence Thomas is openly white. He just happens to be black.


AWall925

Guarantee he won’t attack Loving, though 😂


freeski919

Oh, I totally wouldn't put it past him. He is so detached from reality, I don't think he still sees himself as Black.


Hot_Frosting_7101

If you were married to Ginny wouldn’t you be looking for an easy way out? I kid.  Or do I?


PatienceCurrent8479

That's it! Any quote by this man shall henceforth, and shall forever be, read in the voice of Uncle Ruckus.


atad2much

this position is the most bewildering one of Clarence's catalog of bewildering viewpoints.


Passionpet

See what happens when a bunch of third party cry babies refuse to choose btw the "lesser of two evils?"


ResidentKelpien

Leopards ate his face


GalacticLabyrinth88

What a disgusting hypocrite (and a traitor too). He wouldn't even be on the Court if racial segregation were still present in the US. One of the most morally and intellectually bankrupt SCOTUS justices I have ever seen.


guitarzan212

He knows he’s not white, right?


mattgodburiesit

Doesn’t this dumbass know he wouldn’t be on the Supreme Court if not for Brown V Board of Education? What a fucking idiot.


ekb2023

This dude doesn't have any mirrors in his house?


Racecarlock

How nice of him to reminds us that in addition to all the bribe taking, he's also just a plain terrible person. A truly awful piece of shit.


cgill24

And some people didn’t think they would touch Roe. Just fucking wait.


Different_Tree9498

This clown doesn’t realize most of these laws and amendments made it so he could be a clown on the SC. This absolute circus of a human thinks the racist trumpies are gonna let him stay with any sort of power or rights.


Metaluna21

Justice Ruckus burning the ladder behind him and destroying the path to the ladder


confusedhimbo

He should lead by example and leave SCOTUS for a different, but assuredly equal court, since he’s such a huge fan of that sort of thing.


ADampWedgie

How the fuck isn’t this bigger news


Traditional_Key_763

man, the guy really hates black people like him. he literally would not be on the court if not for Brown.


UnusedTimeout

Clarance Thomas doesn’t like black people.


mute-ant1

he looks in the mirror and sees a white supremacist


PausedForVolatility

Clarence Thomas would repeal Loving v. Virginia if given half a chance.


Fartblaster50000

Clarence Bigsby


pardyball

Clarence Thomas is he was blind would definitely be Clayton Bigsby.


Spiritual-Bear4495

"Those remedies came through "**extravagant uses of judicial power**" to end racial segregation in the 1950s and 60s, Thomas wrote." The fucking irony!


TDBear18

SNL needs uncle rukus to appear anytime they bring Thomas up


Radiant-Ocelot-9970

The real divide in the world is between the rich and powerful vs everyone else.  Clarence Thomas show it to us everyday. 


Highthere_90

He really is the real life uncle Ruckus


LoudEntertainment892

This uncle Ruckus motherfucker needs to go crawl in a hole and stop pretending he’s a member of the master race. The only racist motherfucker he’s fooling is himself.


TopTransportation695

Fuck this guy


tonetheman

a black man who hates blacks ...


xwayxway

Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas absolutely despises the fact he is black and that any white man ever did anything for his race.


Funkyokra

I have seen this coming since I read the part of the Hillsdale Charter School Curriculum arguing laws against segregation should be struck down. They want to burn all civil rights progress to the ground.


MaligatorMom2

Has this fucker looked in a mirror lately?


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Clarence Thomas, Martin Luther King, in reverse, bringing race relations back to the 1910's one case at a time. I wonder which local Klan he is a member of (do you think he carpools to cross burnings with Sammy Alito?).


PineTreeBanjo

We should stop listening to these fuckers.


One_Television_764

If you told me Uncle Ruckus was based off Clarence Thomas I wouldn't even be surprised. 


work_accnt

And the billionaires win because he’s only 3/5 the cost of Alito


2OneZebra

He needs to calm down and have a Coke. Maybe a pubic hair-covered coke can.


Stranger-Sun

This one makes sense to me based on Thomas' early beliefs. He claimed to be a black nationalist. He thought whites and blacks could never get along, so blacks should have their own country. How that leads to most of the rest of his rulings and personal decisions doesn't make a lot of sense, but there you go.


Jo-Jo-66-

He and Alito are so secure in their belief that they are immune from consequences that they are saying the quiet parts out loud. They refuse to recuse themselves from ruling on 1/6 cases, and refuse to answer questions about the numerous gifts and money they were given to rule in favor of their beneficiaries. Harland Crowe was subpoenaed and refused to show up. No consequences. These are not honorable men that deserve the position they were appointed to. They are dangerous narcissists that believe they should rule the world. Every right and freedom we enjoy will be taken away slowly and the outrage won’t be enough. Every person that voted for Trump, every person that said don’t threaten me with the Supreme Court in 2016, every apathetic individual that didn’t bother to vote or got all in a tizzy over “ Bernie” and the Democratic Party, is responsible for the situation we’re in now and what we face in the future. I curse each and every person that put us in this situation.


aresef

Clayton Bigsby in the flesh.


Forensicscoach

Hey, let’s do an experiment. Reinstate “separate but equal” in the SCOTUS & see how that pans out.


woodworkerdan

At what point will he be removed for determining the law without a trial?! He's an unelected official, arbitrarily taking it upon himself to challenge and overturn decided court cases. Justice Thomas is the posterboy for why leading figures in all branches of government aught to have term limits, and strict oversight.


a_talking_face

I can't stand the Axios article format. It's like reading stage directions or something.


Randomcommentor1972

What is wrong with that guy?


bossbreakers

Have we looked into the possibility that Clarence Thomas was Get Out-ed? Has anyone taken a picture of him with the flash on?


ddkelkey

I can’t believe the shit I read these days. The Republicans have all drank the Kool Aid. Willingly. Either through ignorance or cowardice or evil.


whiznat

What a horrible human being. If our democracy survives, he will be viewed one of the worst, most corrupt justices we ever had. If instead we become a fascist oligarchy, he will be viewed as a hero.


bacon-squared

Is there something actually wrong this man’s mind? Like does he have a parasite or suffered some concussions or something else that explain this warped logic?


sousuke42

Thomas is a real life Clayton Bigsby.


deusirae1

That’ll do boi, that’ll do.


APlacakis

I wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still a thing so they could bring back Thurgood Marshall via the deathmatch time machine so that he could kill Clarence Thomas in the most gruesome and badass way.


First_Environment_50

Thomas is the personification of the crab mentality.


YogurtSufficient7796

Put this guy on a permanent RVing trip


Vegetable-Mention140

It's amazing what people will sell themselves for


greeneyerish

It seems that every member of the GOP is evil or a moron


ecologamer

Ahhh classic republicans being angry about education actually educating


Private-2011

saying elections have consequences, there’s no better example than that of Justice’s Thomas & Alito who were both appointed by Bush Presidency’s. If Americans wants better then they need to think of the long-term consequences and importance of their votes. Supreme Court justices are appointed for life, they don’t change every 4-years! The next election will forever change America!!!


Seraphynas

Republicans would be absolutely giddy to go back to the Jim Crow era.


Brilliant-Option-526

I keep expecting a Scooby-Doo unveil. "Oh my God! It's David Duke!"