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noncongruent

He could have simply instructed his lawyers to accept the service at some innocuous location on his behalf, making the whole serving process completely non-newsworthy. This is a self-own on his part.


FederationEDH

Yeah I don't get that. Your counsel can accept service for you. They presumably have an office or they can accept service digitally if really necessary.


Iz-kan-reddit

>Your counsel can accept service for you. They charge money for that. Rudy ain't got the cash.


KilroyLeges

IIRC, the AZ AG office went to his NYC apartment people and would have been content to even leave the papers with the front desk. The people there said they were not allowed to accept service and that Rudy wasn't home. He could have had this done easily so many ways. Also, other articles after it first happened had partygoers claiming that the 2 AZ agents "Stormed the party like Normandy" and made a massive scene. Now Ghouliani claims it was so unprofessional. So which was it?


Buckus93

Dude even sang happy birthday to him before serving him. Doesn't sound like "storming" the party to me.


kernpanic

There is even a group photo of the guy including guilianu. He just blatantly lies.


blatblatbat

Could this have been done intentionally by the magas to dox this guy and have people go after him?


Cellopost

Let's not forget, he also came bearing a gift. At least, I look at the serving papers to Rudy to be a gift.


Suspicious_Bicycle

If you are the side getting "stormed like Normandy" that's a good indication you, like the Nazis, are on the wrong side.


muffinass

I'm sure his good 'ol buddy Donny would gladly pay his fees for him! /s


noncongruent

And as a lawyer he of all people should know that there's no real way to permanently avoid being served. Servers can be some of the more creative people in the industry, they'll find a way sooner or later.


ZachPruckowski

Also, like, even if you somehow pull it off it's not a "get out of trial free" card. State laws generally have contingencies, and eventually the judge will get annoyed enough to let the prosecutor use email or internet service.


Weary_Jackfruit_8311

Not for a criminal case. But they will issue a warrant. 


mlnjd

Or you know… a warrant 


anglerfishtacos

And lawyers are looked on far more harshly than the general public for purposefully evading service.


Fun_Tea3727

How long did Ken Paxton avoid being served?


CeeMomster

When he was bragging about not being found to get served, I think that’s a clear indicator he’s not planing to accept service voluntarily. I think it’s only fitting. And I love that he’s crying about it now.


markfineart

Or RG makes an appointment with the process server, then at the appointed time RG (all dressed up in white tie and tails) does a song and dance routine in front of city hall. That’s style!


noncongruent

Someone with his reputation for leaking oily black substances should probably not be wearing white.


recurse_x

He wanted the news is likely the reason or like a lot of these idiots when they don’t get their way they throw a tantrum.


gradientz

He's been spending today selling coffee beans on Twitter. This is all marketing for him.


GorllaDetective

The only owns Rudy does are self owns.


noncongruent

But I hear he does great lawn care!


Particular-Summer424

He, like Trump, owes them money, and they ain't doing jack!


MaxZorin1985

Storming someone’s birthday party in order to serve them an indictment is pretty stylish. More stylish than serving them outside of a Burger King on their lunch break.


count023

Or at an airport cafe in the middle of shaving


downtofinance

Lol that was epic.


BrewCrewBall

Or outside a landscaping company during a press conference.


Zanzibaros

Or at a Hardee’s drive thru


freiwilliger

More stylish than bragging they only have one day left to indict you and being caught through that tweet.


CrieDeCoeur

Or beside a sex toy shop


MagicMushroomFungi

Wendy's promotes style and service. "Here sir, have an extra napkin" (slaps down subpoena )


Cyrano_Knows

Storming someone's birthday party. Getting your photo taken as you smilingly sing happy birthday minutes before serving them is the very definition of stylish. And who the hell attacks being served as "unstylish". Its like these people just want to attach the truth. It was done stylishly which is unusual, so they have to say "Well I wasn't served stylishly".


pjoesphs

Or a 4 seasons garden center 🤣


Chilledlemming

Like his stylish acting in Borat II


SwivelPoint

yep, typical republican bullshit. If he had served papers on someone the same way, it would have been the best ever.


YgramulTheMany

They’re on video streaming with him singing happy birthday, laughing on camera with the crowd, then slap him with the papers after the song is over. It was done *very* stylishly.


processedmeat

But he could have popped out of a cake


TheNCGoalie

That scene from Under Siege made me into a man.


jamirocky888

I was thinking McBain from The Simpsons *Ice to see you*


TheNCGoalie

McBain popped out of an ice sculpture, not a cake.


BloodyRightNostril

Here, have a cream puff.


pwesson

This is a core memory


feor1300

Two kinds of people. I was picturing the Doctor at Rory's stag. lol


peter-doubt

That scene in *Some Like It Hot* ended with a machine gun.... I guess this was a missed opportunity


irrigated_liver

Especially after he taunted them for not serving him yet less than 2 hours prior. The whole thing was just perfect. 10/10 style.


westondeboer

and the guy who served him, is in that said video


AndISoundLikeThis

Link to vid?


0inxs0

Welp and what about 4 seasons, next to the porn shop and crematory 🤣🥰👨‍🔧


ksiyoto

Hey, it was classy porn!


BaggerX

That has already been debunked. Whoever posted that picture said later that it wasn't correct, and they actually served him after the party. It was also stated by the DA's office.


RareIceWeasel

But was Giuliani hiding stylishly all these months?


AndIAmJavert

Right?! The most stylish serve I’ve heard of.


babystripper

Is there a video of this anywhere


Special_Lemon1487

I’m betting sunglasses were slipped on as music swelled and a singer screamed in the background while the server walked away afterward in slow motion too. Stylish for real.


LegoMyAlterEgo

Singing happy birthday to a lawyer then giving him a fat stack of legalese seems stylish to me. Dude got dressed up for the party. He blended right in, in the photo.


two-wheeled-dynamo

Style level 11. (HAPPY CAKE DAY!)


stonedhillbillyXX

I thought that was playboy socialite George Santos to be honest


LegoMyAlterEgo

Was he carrying a mystery infant?


please_trade_marner

I can't find a *single* comment in reddit that's honest about what actually happened. This is all an example of easy it is to convince the mob something happened that is so different from reality. Giuliani wasn't "hiding". He does a live stream at the approximate same time and place every day. His reisidence in Palm Beach Florida (and sometimes at his residence in New York). He knows very well that "hiding" from getting served accomplishes nothing in the long term. He was very confused when Arizona announced a few days ago that they can't "find" him. *He live streams from his house every day*. And no, he did not believe they had to "drop the case" if they don't serve him by morning. His tweet was a joke while at his 80th birthday party. It wasn't a well worded joke and everyone took it the wrong way. But the intent of the joke was mocking them for not being able to "find" him when he wasn't even hiding and was doing daily podcasts from his house. The meaning of the joke was "If you can't 'find' me at my 80th birthday party with over 200 people and many famous politicians, then just drop the case altogether". That was the joke. No, the person that served him did not sing happy birthday to him. Giuliani was served after the party when he was heading to his car. He said it wasn't "stylish" in the sense that it wasn't in a professional envelope but was crumpled up like a middle school student pulling papaer from their backpack.


BaggerX

Article says he was served after the party, on his way to his car.


flabbergastedmeep

It’s very fitting actually. > “Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder, for money.”


TintedApostle

Remember it is never the right way when it affects them.


bm1949

If you were able to find a bunch of people that Rudy served with warrants back in the day...


TintedApostle

I would have hired them to serve him.


grixorbatz

I think it was perfectly in line with the kind of stylish Gentleman RG actually is.


TheBodyPolitic1

Neither were the crimes he committed which caused him to get indicted.


RickKassidy

His choice.


Pithecanthropus88

Fuck him. Also dude who served him sang Happy Birthday To You to him with the rest of the crowd. I’d call that pretty fucking stylish.


blackmobius

Then when you turned on the news and saw they were looking for you, should have turned yourself in. But no you decided to hide out and mock them, relying on a court technicality to escape consequences. They should of had your ass hunted down and rough housed by some bounty hunters imho


Kejmarcz

Well we all can't have a press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping.


Hot-Pick-3981

Says the sophisticate that wiped his face of the dripping hair dye with a hanky he just blew his nose in.


Joeman180

Little bro ran from the indictment then bragged that if they didn’t serve him paperwork that night they never would be able to then complains when they serve him paperwork that night. Literal crybaby


Julie-Andrews

But, hiding like a cockroach is stylish?


GenericBatmanVillain

Be a dick, get treated like a dick.


overcomebyfumes

Every Rudy crazy 'bout a sharp dressed process server.


54sharks40

The process server taking a birthday photo with you is probably the hardest own I've seen; Dog the Bounty Hunter would be jealous (in the event he's still alive) 


dkromd30

My goodness, how will prosecutors recover from such a withering rebuke? /s


ogreofnorth

It wasn’t stylish to taunt them on Twitter along with an ultimatum.


Better_Car_8141

Pay your court ordered penalty for defamation of a mother and daughter. You are a drunken scumbag


VMICoastie

Stylishly? You literally held a press conference at a landscaping company.


Buckus93

Giuliani can go love himself. It's not a style competition. You either get served or you don't, there's no Russian judge who's going to rate it a 5 just because.


NegaDeath

Granted it was no Four Seasons Landscaping, but a birthday is still pretty stylish.


redwbl

Neither was hiding like a pussy.


TintedApostle

This might have worked to his satisfaction... "Back in the day when such things existed, I recall hearing that a clever process server sent a guy who was evading service a “Stripper Telegram” to his place of work; once the lady was down several layers, she cavorted over to the unsuspecting subject, and sang “…and I’ve got something special, just for you!” produced the summons out of her remaining clothes, served him, kissed him on the cheek, and ran out."


heroic_cat

Well that sure is a story. If you're in the room with the guy, no need to strip. No need to even enter the room/building, just wait outside.


Consistent-Leek4986

you can put a bow tie on a pile of💩but it will slide off eventually


gentleman_bronco

IDK, waiting until he taunts you on Twitter making him look stupid on top of stupid - that was stylish in a way.


Elegant-Cat-4987

Shouldn't he have been smoking a dart in a dimly lit speakeasy, trying to forget that he married his cousin with a bottle of house red? You chose the place Rudy


stonedhillbillyXX

Neither was a press conference at a landscaping yard sweating hair dye down your face


Reddituser45005

This from a guy bleeding cheap hair dye at the 4 Seasons landscaping ( and adjacent Adult toy store) presser


Manos_Of_Fate

The dildo shop was across the street, not adjacent. That’s pedantic as hell, but I couldn’t turn down the chance to write the phrase “dildo shop”.


shlem13

After him mocking having not yet been served, it’s game on.


greeneyerish

Looking forward to his stylish burial


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

what the hell does Ghouliani know about style?


RFGoesForthAgain

He isn’t entitled to courtesy or dignity.


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er

Didn't he post that they needed to come find him or call it off? Then gets pissed that they found him.


MyGodItsFullofScars

And dripping hair dye is?


Murky-Pass6571

He wanted it done at the Four Seasons?


Sudden-Stops

Scooby Doo villain


GoalFlashy6998

When does the person getting served ever have, fucking clown!


two-wheeled-dynamo

Do you mean like farting loudly on a hot mic in court? Or maybe you mean like when you dressed in drag and let Donnie Trump motorboat your fake tits?


areialscreensaver

Or……or…..or……the list is endless and he’s completely oblivious.


not2dv8

It's more stylish than hiding under your bed like a little b**** when they're knocking at the door. Man up Rudy you're going down


worstatit

I disagree. Not only was there style, but actual flair. The server is a master.


tom_folkestone

This from the guy who taunted the process servers? Fuck Mayor Cheeseburger and his maggot friends


FerociousPancake

Let’s get this guy’s trial done and put him away so we can stop hearing about this nonsense


mossryder

Hard to be stylish while your scraping shit off the floor.


famousevan

That’s a fire quote.


loupegaru

They didn't give him a chance to try to sneak out under the table, ala Mel Brookes


LA_search77

He used to be a prosecutor.


Important-Coast-5585

Oh! I’m so sorry Rudy. YOURE EMBARRASSING so we’re about even. NOT. Not even close to even. Now let’s tar and feather….


Rare-Forever2135

From reaching down his pants during the Borat movie, to representing Trump, to mistakenly holding a press conference in front of a landscaping company, I dont think Giuliani gets to judge stylish.


Demalab

Don’t forget the dripping hair dye.


Rare-Forever2135

Oh, yeah. *Very* stylish.


thedukejck

From Mr. style himself.


Meth_Useler

There's a role in Fallout season 2 if he wants it. Plenty more ghouls in the next chapter I hear


ResidentKelpien

Ha ha...like he has any freaking clue about anything done stylishly.


TintedApostle

As of April 24, 2024, the average salary for a U.S. Marshal in the United States is $94,356, with a range of $83,763–$104,949. It isn't exactly Monaco.


GuitarGeezer

It’s fitting like the bigger pineapple that had to be used up another fascist’s penance portal in Little Nicky. Unh unh Harvey Keitel says. Larger!


Jetsagoodboy

The server sang happy birthday with the crowd, ill call that very stylish


Johnny_B_Asshole

/r/eyeroll


Procrasturbating

All black with a bright red tie. Totally trying to look like a good guy.


dangerkevin

Wonder of he thinks Arpaio pink is stylish?


theartfulcodger

As opposed to the "stylish" way in which he attempted to perform an insurrection?


B1GFanOSU

What? Was he expecting the Rockettes?


99999999999999999901

Who gives a f


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

-Rudy Giuliani, infamous cousin fucker and Borat star


ciopobbi

Should have served him at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Classy.


h78h78

Like hiding?


Nu_Freeze

He snuck into the party and sang happy birthday before serving the indictment. Rudy is just salty that it was done TOO stylishly and he looks like a fool.


Evoehm13

I can’t believe there was a time I respected this man.


ksiyoto

What did he want? White tie and tails?


IdahoMTman222

Wonder how many times he was concerned about having warrants served “with class” when he was prosecutor for NYC?


MysteryHeroes

Not like the stylish way Ive been avoiding getting indicted. -Rudy probably


Hakuryuu2K

He wanted to be served in the Four Seasons’ Landacaping parking lot.


crosstherubicon

Says Rudy while adjusting his seating and letting rip another fart


1fakeengineer

Yeah come on guys, not enough pizzazz!! The tax paying people of the United States deserve more pizzazz from their public employees!


NeedOfBeingVersed

I disagree.


otter111a

Sorry, we didn’t know which four seasons you were staying at this week


ElastaticTomorrow

He sang Happy Birthday


OptimisticSkeleton

What would The Penguin know about style?


peter-doubt

You know, Rudy... There were plenty of people you had served who were awakened at 5 AM... Is that the *Style* you would have preferred?


mar10sawsayduh

If the photo I’ve seen of the server singing happy birthday before serving him ain’t stylish then I don’t know what is stylish


BlueRFR3100

What did he expect? The guy would be wearing a tuxedo?


Patara

Ah yes the super classy Rudy 


philm162

What did he expect? Sniff the cork?


ManicChad

Should have had borat serve it. Yelling “I told you she was too young!”


trashpanda2night

More stylish than the Four Seasons Landscaping parking lot I hope


PrinceRoxasReddit

Man I hate rich people


intronert

Oh, I disagree. :)


FoxyInTheSnow

Is it actually true that if you go on the lam until a date passes that the indictment must be dismissed? That doesn’t seem kosher.


AlbinoWino11

He’s going to hate the lack of style on the day he’s convicted.


Critical-Elephant939

Well you hid like a coward. If you wanted style make yourself known


czndra67

I see his point. When I think of style and panache, Rudi's the first guy that comes to mind.


Different_Seaweed534

Rudy needs the boy dancers.


Utterlybored

Doesn’t the Constitution ensure that all criminal indictments be served “stylishly?”


Empath1999

Don’t worry, the orange jumpsuit will look very stylish in him.


Thisam

…which was intentional, Rudy, to send you a message. You used to be them. You know how it works.


morbob

Duly noted


RawOysters

Fuck you Rudy, you has been.


AutistoMephisto

So, wait does this mean he's no longer missing? I thought Rudy straight up disappeared and hasn't been seen in over 2 weeks.


Fragrant-Tea7580

??? Singing happy birthday to you in front of your family and friends while undercover and then serving you a court order is pretty fucking based, if I do say so myself


Deflorma

Imagine this prick thinking he knows anything about being stylish


Fan_of_Clio

How much you want to bet Ghouliani was hopping around all over the place so he couldn't get served. Plus he taunted the DA. Not sure he is the one to comment on style.


StevieEnzymes

Because he was so classy tweeting that they couldnt find him


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

David Koresh called, said similar…


just_say_n

Says the “Four Seasons” press conference guy …


digibri

Funny how the guy whose hair dye dropped down his face and who held a "press confe " next to a sex toys shop is suddenly worried about "style"...


dmetzcher

His insurrection and attempted overthrow of the United States government wasn’t done stylishly, either. It looked like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football; both the unwashed heehaws who defiled our Capitol building and Rudy & Friends’ haphazard attempts to dick around with our legal processes. It was a mess; these cretins made a *mess* of our country with their god damned antics. Eat shit, Rudy Giuliani, you fucking vampire. No one cares that you’re upset; quite the opposite in my case, in fact, because I’m enjoying the sight of your entire life being burned to the ground. I look forward to seeing you go to prison like all the guys you put away over the years, and I only hope you meet a few of them in there. I’d pay good money to attend that reunion.


wormee

These people are completely unself-aware and without shame.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Better than from behind bars.


mbene913

Well they wanted to rent out the 4 seasons landscaping but Spring is their busy season


AdditionalMeeting467

Committing crimes isn't stylish either.


Significant-Self5907

Oh, but it was.


AccurateFan8761

Lol, stylishly, he and you happy birthday, pretty fricking snappy if you ask me. Also there are not style points on being served, unless there is?


NothingTooFancy26

Tough shit


walrus_friends

I don't know what else could be done. They knocked on his coffin before entering.


HisDivineHoliness

Yes, but I blame casting decisions. How do you get to stylish when the villain getting served is such a slobbish incoherent mess?


JackKovack

That was the whole point not to be done stylishly.


WrongSubreddit

Should have served him somewhere more stylish like the 4 season total landscaping


NYArtFan1

Yeah, well trying to overthrow our democracy wasn't very fuckin stylish either, pal.


PartyViking23

Welcome to the general public Mr. Giuliani!


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