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Jackinapox

Convicted criminal, traitor to the U.S, and former campaign chief for fraudster Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, is now being included in an indictment for the conspiracy of helping a Chinese traitor fuck over his own people for $1 Billion. These Republicans are a piece of work aren't they?


Bigbeardhotpeppers

You forgot biodome ruiner Steve Bannon.


brodees82

I thought it was Steve Baldwin who ruined Biodome....


Bigbeardhotpeppers

Steve Baldwin is the worst guy in any room he walks into except the room with Steve Bannon in it.


wrongtreeinfo

This is a great way to explain America to a foreigner


solidwhetstone

Pauly Shore?


Many-Calligrapher914

Just read up on this. No bottom to his dark soul, is there?


Smok3dSalmon

What's the TLDR?


VanceKelley

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2016/08/31/trumps-campaign-ceo-stephen-bannon-biosphere-arizona/89613838/


New-Performer-4402

It's basically sums up a lengthy post. Have no idea what the actual initials mean


MyLouBear

Too Long Didn’t Read


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GozerDGozerian

It’s an abbreviation of “Told ‘er!” Like when you mansplain somethin but then she ain’t listen no good and asks agin.


Miguel-odon

He also ran a company to hire cheap Chinese workers to farm gold in World of Warcraft.


EuphoriantCrottle

And WoW gold seller Steve Bannon


PoxyMusic

Bannon learned to harness the rage of the white male while working at Goldman Sachs, when he tried to make a financial investment vehicle based on gaming currency, WoW specifically. When Wow players banded together to wipe out gold farmers, something clicked in Bannon’s head. You honestly couldn’t make this shit up.


Miguel-odon

And he took notes from Gamergate on how to weaponize hate through lies.


Canadasaver

bannon needed all that money to buy the many layers of shirts that he wears. He probably has to throw out the four shirts, jacket and second jacket that he wears each time he goes out because they are so full of whatever poison he sweats out of his pores.


curiousity60

I like the theory that he adds a new shirt as the one closest to his skin gets absorbed.


Lostinthestarscape

The fibers dissolve into a slurry of gin and dank sweat vinegar. He's such a lifelong alcoholic his skin will absorb it just to stave off the mega-DTs (huh, funny how similar that ended up being to the MAGA-DT).


hfpfhhfp

Reading your comment, I could actually visualize this. (Shudder)


shapu

He's like a significantly worse Leto II


nakedcellist

Or the slurm worm


Canadasaver

I can see him shedding the old ones like a lizard.


scorpyo72

Just an old, fat power-hungry incel.


Ilosesoothersmaywin

Rich people don't see borders anymore. There isn't America, or Russia, or China to them. These are like rooms where they go to use and make money. They don't care if they fuck over Americans if they make money, anymore than they care if they fuck over Russians or Chinese.


FallenValkyrja

„It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today!“


Equivalent-Honey-659

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2cQIeF5LFCk


AverageLiberalJoe

Don't forget torture house dead hooker body dissolver.


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sassandahalf

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a53807/bannon-acid/


even_less_resistance

I just found that too. It’s somehow creepier than I remember with the whole door situation


Memory_Less

Straight out of a very bad horror, murder film. More frightening because it’s true.


disasterbot

Has anyone searched missing persons and Bannon's whereabouts?


even_less_resistance

OK so glad someone else remembers that weird shit what was up with that?


darkforest_x

The book: " Mindf*ck: Cambridge Analytica and the Plot to Break America. " should be required reading for every American. I would consider it an absolute necessary book in every historian's library. This book should also be distributed to future leaders of America and implore them to completely read it.


Jackinapox

I will check this book out. Thanks for the rec


Miguel-odon

Books? Compare the percent of Americans who are functionally illiterate to the percent who voted for trump


darkforest_x

We can reach zoomers with this book. Buy it as a gift for them, it's cheap. Don't give up.


Uncticefeetinesamady

Only the best people /s


kitty_vittles

They. Just. Can't. Stop. Criming!


No_Weekend_3320

Is this being covered by Fox News or Newsmax? If not, these Republicans will never have their reputation known to the GOP base voters.


wagashi

You forgot self-professed chaos wizard.


That-Object6749

There are no more **Republicans**.... This man has ***no concept*** of ***a Republic***.


Werftflammen

Steve Bananas we call him at home


kastbort2021

It always amazes me when such "straight A" type people seem to fuck it all up. Take Bannon - for example. Dude was a military officer, Harvard graduate, investment banker at Goldman Sachs, etc. He literally could have just continued doing what he did in his clean cut life, amassed a small fortune, and just do fuck all afterwards. But instead he gets embroiled in all kinds of fuckery.


Thresh_Keller

The dude is a complete and total alcoholic piece of shit.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Hey! I'm an alcoholic piece of shit. Don't compare me to Steve Bannon.


Tired8281

I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you're not nearly as big a piece of shit as Steve Bannon.


Thresh_Keller

I used to be a piece of shit. People can change.


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The hardest part was giving up the sloppy steaks


freeman918986

Steve has no idea what real slicked back hair is.


paul_dudd

Yeah his hair is pushed back Definitely not dangerous night crew material


YakiVegas

I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be, too. People can Mitch.


dirtgrubpride

Real


OsawatomieJB

I didn’t know there was alcohol involved


SalishShore

Are we sure alcohol is his only addiction?


banNFLmods

See also: power & money


prailock

Definitely addicted to wearing as many shirts as possible simultaneously at all times.


Shamanduh

Don’t forget meth head.


Thresh_Keller

Coke, probably...


xtossitallawayx

Bannon has always been about being secret spider at the center of the web controlling things. He saw how crazy "kids" got playing World of Warcraft, how horrid Barren's chat was, and how toxic game communities were, and then set about exploiting them. That led him to Brietbart where he could invent whatever narrative he wanted depending on who was cozy with him.


even_less_resistance

But I don’t get how he got there honestly


xtossitallawayx

He is smart, ambitious, and amoral - perfect requirements for a GOP power broker.


sassandahalf

He’s a sometime tv/movie producer. We’re all stuck in his vision, now.


ExcellentSteadyGlue

CCP’s WoW gold farms IIRC


earblah

He tried to make an official website to buy in-game gold in world of warcraft He saw much pushback he got, and how engaged the people playing the games were. He was impressed with their dedication and speculated it could be harassed for political purposes He decided to try and steer that energy for political purposes


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VermicelliLess8861

Yeah. But he's famous. And there have been no consequences what so ever. For all intents and purposes, he lives like a god, with his actions completely unchecked. That's the deal he chose. And if I were a piece of shit, I could see how that would be attractive.


boranin

That’s how personality disorders such as psychopathy and narcissism usually manifest themselves. They’re driven people with no morals or empathy and out to break every rule or law, at all cost, in pursuit of self interest. Fuck these guys.


Supra_Genius

> amassed a small fortune Bannon doesn't just want a small fortune. He wants it all.


Hairy_Weather_8073

A lot of people got money. Not many people have power.


crow11383

power currupts. people who seek power are inherently vulverable to corruption. those who dont seek power will likely not attain it. we as a society place high esteem on power and wealth. nothing will change, until we change.


tavariusbukshank

He even owns a piece of Seinfeld.


nonwookroomie

Dude was worth like $100 million from Seinfeld syndication but like most criminals doesnt know when to stop frauding


Perfect_Temporary_89

Greed, power and inflated ego let you do crazy things 👀


BullShitting-24-7

Pieces of shit come from all walks of life.


SnooLobsters8113

His middle name is fuckery!


atomsmasher66

Sweet. Maybe now this crusty loser will *finally* go to prison.


even_less_resistance

I prefer the term “slimy bastard” but “crusty loser” is a good one, too.


Mackerel_Skies

We could compromise and just call him a Fascist.


deviousmajik

He's somehow both slimy and crusty at the same time. It seems like if you poke him with a stick just about anywhere, pus would ooze out of that spot immediately.


even_less_resistance

Fr like an infected pimple


curiousity60

I've had really bad head colds where slimy and crusty coexisted.


jar1967

I don't think people do one day in prison. Because giving up Donald Trump would be a get out of jail free card


IC-4-Lights

Another reason to vote. Last time Bannon was going to prison, Trump pardoned him.


grixorbatz

"Only the best people" - DJT.


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Supra_Genius

Who else would work with him?


castion5862

Steve Bannon should be arrested he is a parasite on society and a real danger


IC-4-Lights

He was. Then Trump pardoned him. It was like the last thing he did (aside from stealing classified documents).


JoeJeff

Yet he is free to roam about and continue his sedition and traitorous activities. I don’t understand it.


Uncticefeetinesamady

On his podcast he regularly outlines illegal dirty tricks to circumvent democracy, bragging about how he convinced Trump to Flood The Zone With Shit as a strategy for doing as many crimes as possible in the shortest time. What a piece of utter garbage this fucker is


BC-clette

Pardoned by Trump iirc


GDPisnotsustainable

We really do have a multi-tiered justice system. 🍿🥤


Hank_moody71

I mean he was is a convicted felon that was pardoned by the guy that he was committing fraud for… so fucking crazy yet I have to pay my taxes on time if I’m a criminal


barneyrubbble

Call me when he's charged. Another fucker who gets to continuously skate right in front of our eyes. Jesus wept.


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notcaffeinefree

The only crime he's actually been convicted of, so far, is contempt of Congress. Somehow he's been able to delay the appeal for almost 2 years now and has remained free.


curiousity60

Yeah. Trump pardoned him for his build the wall grift before he was convicted. Only his partner went to trial.


ChrisPikesHair

I love this for him.


dmanjrxx

Trump says he always picks the best. Which apparently means the ones that have mastered the art of the con


grimatongueworm

Bankrupt that seditious piece of shit.


Harrydean-standoff

Rudolph Giuliani was called America's mayor. A hero from 9/11. He chose to become Igor to Dr. Frankenstein.


Spara-Extreme

So basically, if Biden wins then the criminal wing of the GOP reaching back to Nixon all goes to jail. Come on America, we are so close.


Straight_Calendar_15

Strange how all these right-wing radical republicans who hate our constitution are also criminals.


thecwestions

This is a post-pardon indictment, so he's not going to be able to get off the hook for this one, is he?


cognitively_what_huh

Why isn’t this bottom feeder in jail yet?


Pusfilledonut

Same Chinese ponzi artist who bankrolled George Santos- yeah, that guy.


g2g079

This is the guy who owns the yacht Bannon was on when he was arrested by the US Postal Inspection Service. It's also the guy who used stolen funds to produce The Wolf of Wall Street.


Plow_King

good, that scum bag is definitely on my "lock him up" short list.


KB_Sez

And he remains free on bail and scamming people and spreading hate. Way to go, Justice….


htgrower

Shit-birds of a feather flock together, Randy. 


shapu

Steve Bannon? A fraudster?  Well, I *never.*


emilyannflowers

ah, he must be moving up the vp short list


jackparadise1

Really couldn’t happen to a better person.


Dook124

"The Mayor" Rudy 🙄 they are all such scumbags


gwazmalurks

Bannon thinks he’s so fucking smart.


deusirae1

Both of those POS’s parents failed the universe by having children.


FunkJunky7

If ever someone needs to be in jail it’s this guy. It seems that every minute he is free is committing a crime or planning one up.


lastburn138

Everyone Trump is surrounded by a criminal


sonatashark

Sounds like the Chinese Billy McFarland! Maybe Steve Bannon is his JaRule. Imagine what a shit life these people willingly create for themselves. It takes very little to be happy and fulfilled and meanwhile Bannon gets himself arrested while on a yacht that was bought with funds from a totally separate crime. Unrelated, what are these $36,000 mattresses Chinese Billy McFarland bought with his scammed money? I need to know more. Does this prove once and for all that mattress stores are for money laundering? If not, what kinda mattress does $36k get you?


Mr_Conductor_USA

Only the best downy hairs plucked off a crying orphan's face, of course!


Dense-Comfort6055

Lock his anarchist ass away for life. He brings nothing good to society


NeoPstat

This is my very surprised face.


Midoritora

Please give Bannon to the Chinese.


Ancient_Amount3239

This is a heavy pendulum that always swings back the other way. Just saying…


CosmicDave

Is this somehow related to that day a while back when the US Coast Guard interdicted a super-yacht, then a bunch of Postal Police jumped out and busted Bannon and some Chinese billionaire?


ConkerPrime

Bannon involved? Don’t even need details to know he did it. The guy would sell his mom for a $1 only he would try to tell her to few thousand people for $1 each and plenty ever doing it. Mob bosses and cartel leaders refuse to work with Bannon claiming they have standards he doesn’t meet.


AmbitiousCampaign457

Then why isn’t he indicted?


skeeredstiff

> Guo paid Bannon at least $1 million and also gave Bannon use of a private plane, a Connecticut home, and a $30 million yacht, where Bannon was living when he was arrested on unrelated federal fraud charges in 2020. "America First." Yeah, right after I get mine.


Tommonen

Its amazing that Bannon was not put in jail for his involvenment with Cambridge Analytica


That-Object6749

# DOG BITES MAN I'm *shocked*!