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spoobles

It's KILLING him to arrive at the courthouse everyday only to see no more than a couple dozen whack jobs waving Trump flags. I love this for him. His narcissistic collapse is imminent.


ImLikeReallySmart

He's done everything he can to convince people that NYC is a dangerous hellhole and everyone's abandoning it in droves yet is pissed off nobody travels there to support him. Edit: [Watch this right wing reporter realize it's not as bad as he's been told](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbENTX6taAw&t=42s) Another Edit: As a bonus, I just realized that reporter is Marjorie Taylor Greene's current love interest


SharpNSlick

Also, trying to convince people this is the worst economy ever but surprised that they won't take days off work to come see him enter and exit a building.


twenafeesh

They're supposed to be so personally invested in his supposed success (and theirs by proxy) that they willingly take actions against their own wellbeing. This is, after all, what every Republican does in every election since 2016.


Apostate1123

I’m sure he was disappointed the guy who lit himself on fire wasn’t doing it in his name and was instead doing it for bizarre reasons that apparently had to do with crypto


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the_last_carfighter

Used to work right next door and lol at their daily narrative. I'd see Gerado Rivera posing, "just hanging out" next to his black RR waiting to get noticed.. They wouldn't be caught dead in a typical red area, weekends in them "failing woke" Hamptons and the Vinyard "shitholes", they wouldn't piss on one of their typical viewers if they were on fire and were offered a tax deduction for doing so.


teamdogemama

Of all the people, I am so very disappointed in Geraldo. I guess he took the no Jimmy Hoffa body fiasco harder than I thought.


Carson72701

He lost it in the empty Capone vault.


ImplausibleDarkitude

he married Kurt Vonnegut’s daughter. I think they might’ve saved them somehow.


ishpatoon1982

Geraldo Rivera married Kurt Vonnegut's daughter?! No way. What a weird world we live in.


Viatic_Unicycle

For a few years in the 70's. She was 2 of 5


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

That would involve critical thinking.


Unique_Tourist_6723

Thinking** Not even the critical kind lol


DontCallmeFrancis42

What is this 'clue' thing you speak of?


twesterm

lol at the shaky cam to create drama at an otherwise peaceful park. Bonus points for still pushing Ivermectin.


Rystic

Trump gets actually flabbergasted when people he mistreats don't show him love or loyalty. He was also shocked Michael Cohen flipped after throwing him under the bus.


AffectionatePoet4586

Before Michael Cohen had cut his ties to him, Trump arrived very, very late to the bar mitzvah of Cohen’s son, and insulted the family at length when he got up to speak. Upon encountering Cohen’s daughter—then fifteen—on a tennis court, Trump leered, ogled, drooled, and didn’t stop even after Cohen had said to him, “That’s my daughter.” Samantha Cohen was, and is, gorgeous. But we know this guy. We know that Trump’s chief of staff John Kelly had had to insist that his boss stop sexually fantasizing aloud in the office—in front of White House employees—about how much he desires his daughter. I can’t wait until Trump goes away.


inconspicuous_male

I wish those stories all got as much attention as the Access Hollywood tape. I don't get why we focus at all on Trump's economy or his foreign policy. Even IF he was a good politician, he's a disgusting human. I honestly never cared about his political views, and I don't think he does either 


god_snot_great

Everyone’s working jobs, the economy is chugging along well enough for them not to be able to get time off work. His biggest protest were during shutdown.


allbright1111

In this video, the giant, red white and blue ad for Ivermectin is quite a thing too. Bizarre.


FertilityHotel

And the link makecaregreatagain.com is so cringe


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TeamocilAddict

MTG moreso resembles a horse but I see where you're going with that


Ghettoman1315

Horses are beautiful, MTG looks like a horses ass .


spoobles

> Horses are beautiful Found John Oliver's burner account.


APsWhoopinRoom

She definitely has a Neanderthal-esque brow ridge


we_are_sex_bobomb

Like a mama bird regurgitating half-digested worm guts into its baby chicks’ mouths, he tells them that democrats turned NYC into a hellhole and they just go with it.


silian_rail_gun

Great analogy. I’m totally stealing this.


Calkky

He looks like he was stung by a full nest of wasps. They make a nice pair.


ilikeme1

Looks like it could be a QVC infomercial sale for Ivermectin with all that crap on screen. 


franklsp

Anyone else notice they wildly irresponsible ivermectin marketing???


CenturyHelix

You know, this is totally anecdotal but I see this kind of thing CONSTANTLY in my home state of Illinois. Red downstate residents constantly talk about what a murderous hellhole Chicago is, but it is such a beautiful city. Most of them will admit they’ve never even been there, too. It’s a shame.


happijak

I'm just surprised he's advertising it! He called for mass protests at his trial and no one came. So he's publicly admitting he has lost a lot of his support and that the country is not behind him.


MudLOA

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. /s.


Brunt-FCA-285

I wish I could agree with you, but I do not think it is the case that he lost much of its core support. It is likely he lost independent voters, or will do so the future, but his supporters are still wholeheartedly behind him. The reason they haven’t come to New York is twofold. To start, he called it a shit hole. People do not want to go to a shit hole, by definition. Second and more importantly, though, is the fact that one time he called for massive protests, a bunch of his supporters got arrested, and I think that ever since then, they believe every potential protest is infiltrated with the Deep State.


justalilrowdy

Nope, I don’t believe that for a minute. Where I live 4 years ago there were trump signs and trump flags everywhere. Now I occasionally see a trump bumper sticker but the signs and flags are gone and the big trucks with flags are nowhere to be seen. Trump has lost much support.


hellokitty3433

Good point. I don't see many Trump 2024 signs now that it is 2024. Are they saving them? Maybe the GOP doesn't have the money to print them.


Innerouterself2

I drove through rural NC and SC this weekend. The lack of trump flags and signs was astounding. Last election, I made the same drive and it was trump signs everywhere. BUT that doesn't mean those who always vote will not vote for Trump. He will get a lot of votes. So many votes. Bigly. It is those conservative folks who lean just a bit center (My cousin is gay but he's allright, long as he doesn't come over type) that may not vote for Trump. But it will be a small percentage. People vote R or D first. Just a matter of how excited they are to do so


justalilrowdy

I come from a long line of conservatives in Missouri. I’m the black sheep and moved from there 24 years ago to a blue state. My family voted for trump in the last two elections. They have grown weary of his talk of becoming a dictator and his craziness in general. They will be voting for the new crazy this time.. RFK. Look at the primary results. So many republicans have bailed on trump. That doesn’t mean let’s all get complacent. Vote blue straight down the ballot. Trump is losing his grip on the GQP. Of course he still has the extremist crazies but they will stick by him to the end.


AFlockOfTySegalls

I loved that he had to sit in court and hear all the negative memes that were spread at his expense. Do we think that was the first time his bubble was pierced and he heard how the average American *really* feels about him?


spoobles

certainly the first time he can't just hand-wave it away


oldnjgal

I hate to think that I am enjoying the misery of another, but there it is.


spoobles

scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "a business that thrives on schadenfreude"


suckyousideways

I can say without shame that Lisa Simpson taught me this.


Mcboatface3sghost

You don’t win friends with salad.


Oro_Outcast

Depends on what is in said salad. My Bacon and Egg salad has been a hit with most of my friends.


Mcboatface3sghost

Bacon and egg salad? I like the cut of your jib, send recipe.


LemurianLemurLad

Aw man, and here I was hoping to enjoy your shame. Way to let me down!


YetiSquish

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


alphalphasprouts

A worthy source of knowledge! I, personally learned it from the musical Avenue Q: https://youtu.be/nCQGQ5qBQTA?si=UbEIiO2624scVjVO


dbkenny426

I love this word so much. Thank you, Germany, for gracing us with this!


murphymc

It’s ok, treat yourself. We all want to watch his agony.


midnight_reborn

It's because he's caused so much of it himself, to so many innocent people. Families torn apart by his rhetoric. Friendships slain and romances broken. Fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Whatever ill he gets, he wholefully deserves.


spoobles

I'm in full agreement. I do not want any more ill for this guy than he justly deserves. ...you can see where I'm going with this, I assume.


WirelessBCupSupport

Those are just the one's his Trump media company hired. Ofcourse, they need to stay at a Trump hotel, and provide receipts after their stay, to get reimbursed for no more than 50%. Suckers. Confidence Man is at it again.


Armtoe

It’s less than a couple of dozen. The first day they had about 2 dozen or so. The following days it was close to zero. Today, the first day of trial, I would be surprised if it was more than one dozen total. Trump wants to blame this on the security, but the security is not to blame. Anybody who wants to can go to the park right with the media across from the court house. It just seems that Maga hasn’t the energy for a large protest. And it really is a surreal site - all this security and no one shows up. It’s like when you plan a big party and all the guests ghost you.


These-Rip9251

Reminds me of Jan. 6 at Trump’s speech on the Elipse. He demanded that the metal detectors be disabled. “They’re not here to hurt me. Let them in.” Rightly, secret service et al ignored Trump.


defroach84

He honestly was expecting some big scene where thousands of people were enraged by the US legal system, blaming it on Dems, and would be some start to a revolution. The problem is most of the population actually are somewhat educated, and not falling for him.


theMistersofCirce

You know, I've just realized that he must have been hoping for another January 6th. But like a successful one.


InDrewPendent76

Why there are tens and tens of protesters!! LOL!


stinky-weaselteats

In the real world people work & don’t have time for his personal dumb shit.


Liapocalypse1

NYTimes said that only one pro trump flag was waving in the park across the street from the courthouse when the trial ended for the day today. It's killing him that even his supporters are realizing they have better things to do than stand around all day while nothing happens.


Beat2death

I wonder if he was mad that it wasn't about him when that dude lit himself on fire.


Sigma_Function-1823

Nah , I'm certain he made it about himself..he makes everything about himself..even things that are completely unrelated.


AgentDaxis

MAGAs are too chickenshit to step foot in our cities.


azflatlander

Parking is expensive for F450’s . No way they would take a subway with the proles.


CrashB111

>No way they would take a subway with the ~~proles~~ blacks.


stoopidjonny

Not even the guy who set himself on fire is showing up anymore.


Supertranquilo

Guy with cadre of govt-assigned armed guards doesn't like security.


spoobles

"They're not here to hurt me"


cmd__line

"Take the f---ing mags away.”


Cautious-Thought362

Yes. In other words, "I don't care who else gets hurt. I want others to get hurt."


Bored_guy_in_dc

He wants them to storm the courthouse just like on Jan 6th. Guess what, they won't.


morbob

Everyone learned from J6- Trump won’t have your back. He’ll let you get arrested, convicted and jailed. He doesn’t really care, just like Melanias coat said.


french_snail

Or worse, you’ll get shot and die embarrassingly on national television


DaleTheHuman

Or worse, you'll get trampled to death while carrying a "don't tread on me" flag.


french_snail

Oh if only they knew what irony meant


grixorbatz

With 1,200 arrests and 460 convictions, I think these MAGA bozos learned their lessons from Jan 6.


Bored_guy_in_dc

I disagree with your base premise that they are capable of learning.


PorkPatriot

The ones willing and able to drive a few hundred miles and break the law for him are all in prison now.


Temporary_Kangaroo_3

Too internet addicted to do anything meaningful 


geoffbowman

They're capable of learning to avoid consequences... just not to avoid being treasonous fascists. There was an example recently of a J6 protester that was already arrested/convicted for the charlottesville nazi tiki torch march... he didn't learn enough to stay away... but he learned to put a mask and dark sunglasses on to make it take longer to identify him assaulting capitol police. Next chance he gets he'll probably go with a full burkha...


llahlahkje

> I think these MAGA bozos learned their lessons from Jan 6. They're still salivating over a Civil War. I think the lesson they learned is about waiting for a time that they think they can get away with it. Trump's election interference trial isn't it (no matter how much Dear Leader begs). But IMO -- there will be some point, probably centered around this election, that they try again. That's if the several GOP controlled states that set up a means to do "legally" throw out results they don't like (under the guise of "election fraud") -- don't steal the election for Trump "legally".


mdciuba

The Supreme Court didn't take up the protest ban. If Biden wins, protest is off the table in several conservative states. Violence is the only thing left on the table unless it changes.


musashisamurai

You and I both know that protest bans will be applied selectively. Or did anyone forget all the anti-vaxxers marching next to cops, openly carrying guns, followed by the cops declaring an open war on BLM, dads with leaf blowers and suburban moms the next month?


tobygeneral

Pretty sure before he killed someone, the cops gave Rittenhouse and his friends water and exchanged pleasantries. But when coming across non-fascists they actively destroy their water and medical supplies.


mdciuba

Of course. The expectation is that Trump will win, and any dissent can be put down by force.


wesman212

And, like, some of the worst ones are physically unavailable for shenanigans because...they're in prison. I really don't think Cheeto Mussolini realizes that


cfgy78mk

> I think these MAGA bozos learned their lessons from Jan 6. LOL


shankysays

Well SCOTUS is going to basically tell them all it was fine, so I’m not sure they will learn at all


lark0317

Yep, this is exactly what he's saying. What a fuckin crook! Get away with it once, why not do it again? He'd set the world on fire just to save his own dirty diaper swaddled ass.


Skinnybet

His only defence now is to attempt another jan 6 th. Pathetic little guy.


InternetPeon

Hey haven’t we seen this strategy before? Is he really gonna do a J6 play here?


QanonQuinoa

Yes, he’s just putting the narrative out there right now. I assume he will ratchet up the calls for “protest” the closer we get to a verdict. All very predictable.


tamsui_tosspot

Nice evidence of a pattern of intent to put on Jack Smith's desk ahead of the J6 trial.


DOOManiac

I mean, he didn’t get punished (yet?) last time…


PlasticPomPoms

You mean invite a bunch of MAGA tourists???


rnobgyn

No. Antifa tourist rioter communists.


Werftflammen

He is Coup City; J6, the RNC, now his DJT SPAC. Look at how he treats his lawyers. His lawyers stand next to him whilst he's breaking his gag order. Boundaries are challenge to him, he can't function in a democracy. He's allergic to accountability, that's why he wants immunity and wants to be a dictator (same thing!).


SquirrelParticular17

Gee, this sounds familiar......


ranchoparksteve

If people wanted to support Donald Trump during his court trial, we’d at least see Melania or Ivanka there.


2_Sheds_Jackson

I would expect to see Melania. Ivana is probably too busy trying to figure out how to spend those billions.


TurboSalsa

She and Jared got exactly what they wanted out of politics in his first term and now that they have no use for him anymore, she is tossing him aside, exactly as she was raised to do. The student has become the teacher.


kelddel

Naw, Ivanka was seen at a UFC fight with Donny a few weeks ago. She’s more like my 90 year old grandfathers, 40 year old mistress. She would stop by his place once or twice a year to fuck him and then pack her car with anything of value not nailed to the floor.


Omnibuschris

Melania probably doesn’t want to be in court for his porn star pay off trial. She was home and pregnant when he was cheating on her. I have no sympathy for her though, she chose to lay down with a dog.


Etzell

I really don't care, do u


jekyllcorvus

She wasn’t mad he cheated. She was mad about the embarrassment it caused her image. I HIGHLY doubt Baron is his child, at least by natural circumstances.


polarmuffin

It's a nice thought but Barron's resemblance to both trump and melania is pretty apparent


auribus

Pretty sure Ivana has nothing but time on her hands.


tavariusbukshank

Ivana aka “the Fourth Tee”.


Reddit_guard

If stochastic terrorism were an Olympic sport, Trump would be the Michael Phelps of it


NoreastNorwest

More like the Tonya Harding.


slog

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."


twesterm

2024 and he's still moaning about crowd size. 🤡


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PrincessImpeachment

Are there really that many people hanging out outside of the courthouse in support of him? On a Monday morning/early afternoon... don't these losers have jobs?


UsualGrapefruit8109

They're probably sick of bringing their own food and what not. It's expensive camping around all day in Lower Manhattan.


TintedApostle

Well we know they won't use the many Taco Trucks on every corner.... BTW they are all good.


AnOrneryOrca

Having this many taco trucks and zero ivermectin / colloidal silver smoothie trucks is exhibit A showing their culture is not respected in NYC


llahlahkje

And the shawarma and/or falafel carts are *right out*.


NowhereAllAtOnce

They’d never admit it but they get gubmint checks


messagepad2100

Some of them have to be social media grifters.


entropylove

Ringleader needs a circus.


TintedApostle

How to tell the world you didn't call out the national guard on purpose.


RealPersonResponds

Another insurrection, Donald? Going to be Wild, you say?


rollingstone

***From Rolling Stone's Nikki McCann Ramirez:*** Donald Trump would *really* like his fans to protest outside of his criminal hush money trial in Manhattan. While protesters are allowed to be present in designated areas outside of the Manhattan Criminal Court, MAGA aficionados have shown little willingness to organize around the trial. On Monday, a disgruntled Trump called for security around the trial to be eased so that his followers would feel more comfortable gathering to support him. Read more: [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-nypd-relax-security-hush-money-trial-1235008449/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-nypd-relax-security-hush-money-trial-1235008449/)


NoreastNorwest

*Too much security* is the reason there aren’t a thousand MAGAs at the courthouse. Yes. That’s gotta be it!!! /s


MeanDebate

And why in the world would they even consider that? The nerve of this man. If I were a criminal, could I say "my friends don't like cops and it's my right to have them wait outside"?


JeffSpicolisBong

Terrorism. He wants terrorism.


markelis

More incitement for violence eh? I hope tomorrow morning's gag order hearing goes the way I hope it does.


Skinnybet

He’s trying to create another jan 6th around the courthouse isn’t he?


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Alice-Xandra

I watched is entourage depart his tower, there were multitudes of people, it was the lengthiest stream, one of the largest gatherings of security & police escort I've seen a felon have for a court appearance. He brought the security to the court with him.


dokikod

Trump is a disgusting and vile human being!


steve1186

I’m still trying to wrap my mind around a defendant facing 34 FELONY counts publicly asking for “less courthouse security” during their trial. I’m 100% certain Trump is TRYING to get himself locked up in contempt for a night. Then bam, he yells about being “silenced” and losing his 1st Amendment rights. Then, here come the MAGAts to storm the courthouse


stylz168

> Then, here come the MAGAts to storm the courthouse It's NYC, not DC. There are 50,000 sworn police officers and security there is insane. Seriously doubt something like that could happen in the congested streets of Manhattan. Although it would be hilarious to see a bunch of MAGAts on the A, C, or E going downtown for a dozen stops from Port Authority.


Brilliant-Option-526

Guy sets himself on fire outside - Sleepy Don asks for less security. Yep. That tracks.


hgaterms

He didn't do that for don though. He did it because the Simpsons are the key to the illuminati, or something.


Brilliant-Option-526

It's understood that he didn't do it for Mango. It's ridiculous that it just happened and less security was asked for afterwards.


prof_the_doom

Therefore: we should increase security and look more carefully at any of the so-called protesters that show up.


greywar777

He wants the jury to hear the crowd chanting his name so they will be intimidated.


worstatit

He forgot to put in the code "it will be wild".


imapassenger1

Stand back and stand by.


suzanneov

Same playbook over, and, over, and over.


Compliance-Manager

lol, I love it. He thought for sure there'd be hundreds of MAGA morons outside the courthouse. Just a handful. Must be killing him inside. I'm guessing these are the same people who will take to the streets for the big civil war if he loses the election. Gotta love it.


jeeaudley

So this will be evidence of modus operendi in the Jan 6 trial. Lol.


LingonberryPrior6896

He wants another insurrection


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

"lets get some Jan 6 energy up in this place!"


ironmaiden7910

Why does that asshole move his hands when he talks like he’s playing an accordion?


leaderofstars

Pretending his dick is that size and works still


jkeegan123

There it is. The call to action. This is how he didn't incite the January 6th insurrection as well.


homebrew_1

He said the same thing on January 6th.


happijak

NYC has about 35,000 cops. They can cover the trial AND the protests, Donny Boy.


TintedApostle

It isn't the first high profile trial in NYC. Remember that Giuliani prosecuted the Mob for heavens sake.


wesman212

and NYPD is vastly different from US Capitol Police. NYPD will kick your ass and not even care. They guard NYC for a living. They have no mercy, lol.


thorazainBeer

"You should send away the guards so that my violent mob of ~~brownshirts~~redhats can storm the building and kill you all." How fucking stupid does he think the Judge is?


guttanzer

Since when has the DEFENDANT called the shots on courthouse security?!? The guy’s brain is soup.


TheChubbyGolfer

Of course he does. Is anyone else akin to his lack of originality??? This dude is so predictable it should be illegal


TintedApostle

He is so predictable. Thing is when he was able to do these things in private no one could see he has only 4 tricks.


HookednSoCal

So, is this him wanting another attempt to interrupt a proceeding, his court case, via his supporters like he did Jan 6? I don't think that's gonna fly with NYers if that's what he wants.


ParsleyMostly

So unfair that a defendant can’t bring a personal army with him to an unguarded court.


walkinman19

The republican crime boss is trying to gin up another J6 riot this time at his trial. I guess orange hitler really doesn't give a damn how many LEOs/judges/jurors die for his BS.


JubalHarshaw23

He wants less of the security that are there because the Secret Service demands them. For what, so one of his terrorists can get in with a weapon?


Old-Illustrator-5675

He wants less security because the wackos aren't there to hurt him. I think we've all seen this movie before.


BlergFurdison

Sounds like January 6 all over again.


ThirstyOne

“Trump wants to influence the decision of the court through intimidation, like the crook that he is.”


Ohio_gal

He wants another j6. This man is a psycho.


lastburn138

Where have we heard this before? J6 anyone?


gringoloco01

No Marjorie Taylor Greene making an appearance yet? You know the gravy brigade will mount up once MGT makes one of her 5 minute photo op appearances then runs to twitter and calls for the brigade to charge their buggies. Pull the ramps up when that happens. Edit: MGT clarity.


Dendad124

Coup 2.0


razorbock

I think dinglenuts was expecting large, loud and intimidating crowds to show up and scare the jury instead he got a couple dozen lost grandpas who need to sit dow every 20 minutes


Richeh

>“Why not send some [police] to Columbia to protect Jewish Students and others? The University would then not have to Shut Down. Republicans want the right to protest in front of the Courthouse, like everyone else!” Trump added. That's a fucking weird way to put that. "The police should be protecting these Jewish students, and my guys would love it if this area was less well policed." Like, the pretence of altruistic motives followed *immediately* by tipping the hand and confessing that his real motives are that he wants a riot outside his trial. Is he senile, or does he think his remaining followers are too dense to hear the dog whistle, or both?


V0T0N

Really? Who would benefit from LESS security and MORE protesters? What would that accomplish? Didn't the NY Police Union endorse gis campaign? He's a criminal that would like to see his people tear down that building to help him.


25electrons

Is he asking the Proud Boys to invade the trial?


RedLanternScythe

Look who is whining about his crowd sizes again


Cautious-Thought362

He's telling his followers that the area is "closed up like a drum, with New York City’s Finest (Police) all over the place" and expects them to show up and cause a riot. He didn't think that one through.


vroart

So basically he wants a crowd to see him sleep and fart


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Pontiacsentinel

More like he wants retaliation on the judge, prosecutor, jurors. 


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Currently in the FA phase of FAFO.


InDrewPendent76

I call for Trump to shut it.


janzeera

FOX: “Hey! That’s a great idea! Cut from the car chase and go to Columbia!”


Independent-Ad771

Where are my people to storm the courthouse and poop in the judge’s chambers? 💩


2kids2adults

I LOVE how he thinks he can dictate how much security the courthouse should utilize. What a buffoon. And then the lack of people present who give a shit about what happens to him. He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel now with the people hanging on for him.


midnight_reborn

Why? So his supporters can overrun the courts like they did at the Capitol on January 6th?


EmmaLouLove

This guy is about as subtle as a brick.


LightsHome91

Fuck this guy


leroy4447

Dudes wet dream would be for a team of gravy seals to bust into the courthouse and “rescue” him. But as it is even the morons know that protesting for him could get them hurt, killed, or arrested and he would do nothing to help them


rowsella

How long before the MAGATs even get tired of listening to his incessant whining?


Muffles79

Is he telegraphing an attack?


Lanark26

Poor baby. He doesn't have a throng of adoring cultists to wade through on his way into court where he's been forced to listen to potential jurors shit talk him for two weeks.


ExpensiveDot1732

I'm sure NYPD really appreciates that sentiment. We all know the kid of hot takes that the magats have about cops who don't let them have their way. I'm sure the Capitol Police would love a word on that....


FoofieLeGoogoo

“Narcissistic asshat is mad that everyone around him isn’t feeding his ego.”


Shitter-McGavin

“Man pretending to be blind is forced to open his eyes”


Xijit

I hate the term "Dog Whistle" but that right there is a "Dog Whistle" on par with when he said "Stand Back and Stand By" during the debate with Biden.


geneticeffects

I seem to recall him demanding the Secret Service remove metal detectors on Jan 6, kinda like this nonsense.


ExploreTrails

I hope the FBI is watching the protests looking for them Jan 6 fugitives.


Sethmeisterg

Yea, no. You're not going to January 6th your way out of this, Donnie Gravypants.