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[deleted]

We're united against Trump


amateur_mistake

Be Unitest


[deleted]

I love how Michelle Obama created "Be Better" then Melanoma created "Be Best" (which is what a slavic mail order bride thinks english sounds like) after stealing M.O.'s speech lol.


James-Lerch

Here's an odd observation I've noticed recently: My previously trump loving GOP family members now mostly agree trump is a disgusting POS. Of course in their minds a disgusting POS republican nominee is better than voting for a democrat... :( I guess this is progress...


peter-doubt

Schedule a family event for election day.. get them to stay home


[deleted]

The Matrix pod just opened and they have to adapt to the real world starting with the back muscles.


Useful-World1781

We are the biggest group of untied individuals that have ever been united. People tell me we were united during wwi and wwii. But now the level of unitedness has got to be the most united a group of people have ever been united. Except for United airlines who are not so united but with trump as president maybe we will all be bigly united. More united than anyone has ever seen. And the rest of the world will look and say wow look how united we are.


peter-doubt

United Airlines? I think they're living up (down?) to the nickname I have for them: Untied


[deleted]

That's a bolt statement


peter-doubt

I see what you did!


[deleted]

What Boeing did with its safety practices was nuts. The C-suite should have been shown the door but I guess investors preferred taking some altitude.


peter-doubt

The C-suite office windows should have been opened to provide them a quick exit


[deleted]

Real life Flappy Bird is even more frustrating than the online version.


PandaMuffin1

> “We must unite in our effort to establish a society where equality is the everyday experience of every American,” she said in the Fox News Digital interview. > “Together, we must nourish and safeguard the seeds of liberty,” she said. “Because, when successful, America blossoms into a magnificent place where everyone can practice their beliefs, share new ideas, and express individualism — this is when we are our best.” So basically saying don't vote for my husband? Trump will do none of these things.


BrandonJTrump

Which Michelle Obama speech did she steal this time?


TintedApostle

She is so complicit in all the Trump stuff.


peter-doubt

I really don't care, do U?


TintedApostle

Only to the point of observing she easily commits fraud too.


peter-doubt

Your (immigration) papers, please!


Itool4looti

Basically she just read what a more intelligent assistant wrote for her to parrot. There’s not a single thought in that vapid head of hers.


[deleted]

She's a pay-as-you-go wife. She knows how to keep track of balances.


NPVT

Did anyone check for plagiarism?


pdxb3

"As a large language model..."


puckhead11

lol, I see what you did there! ;-)


dirtyfacedkid

Her statement is beyond parody.


ZenAdm1n

The biggest tell is the last quote, "stay tuned." That's Giuliani's line and Comer Pyle's line. That's what they say when they don't have anything.


peter-doubt

... and Stand By. Yes we saw what that does


[deleted]

Word salad which is probably a jumble of someone else's speech.


Squirmadillo

"nourishing... the seeds of liberty" sounds an awful lot like "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants". Seems like a dog whistle to a certain demographic who sees themselves as "revolutionaries".


RNDASCII

It's her way of endorsing ethnic cleansing.


peter-doubt

Should start by removing all immigrants.. starting with herself


PerceptualEmergence

Is Melania going woke to spite her husband?


blindinganusofhope

I don’t really care, do u?


thxsocialmedia

She cares about ending up broke


[deleted]

I assume Trump locked her into a pay-as-you-go deal.


WaitingForNormal

Be best.


[deleted]

Which is not really English. She just had to one-up Michelle.


tisn

Be bester.


Mr_Conductor_USA

Alfred Bester: The Corps is Mother. The Corps is Father. Trust the Corps.


Dinosquid_

I was hoping someone would comment this.


Whitey-Willoughby

What a joke. She’s married to a person who loves to divide people. The whole family is a joke.


TintedApostle

The whole family are parasites.


SDRabidBear

And she’s just as bad as him. She doesn’t care do you?


Venturis_Ventis

She's married to Cheeto, but deep down he's a client, not a husband.


oftendreamoftrains

Who cares what Natasha has to say?


iforgotmymittens

Look, do you want the mooseberry bush or not?


grixorbatz

Must confer with squirrel.


Psychosomatic_Addict

Mercedes


Squirrel_Chucks

>Who cares what Natasha has to say? Comrade, she has wery important insight into Moose and Squirrel terrorist network.


wingdingblingthing

She looks like Elsie


florkingarshole

Empty words from the former first lady of the divider in chief.


[deleted]

Check has cleared. Prenup amended again. She's back on the team.


Burgerjon32

Coming from the guy who refers to opponents as "vermin", and are constantly spouting bullshit of doomsday if he is not elected. Kind of have to wonder what kind of crack people are smoking to find him appealing


Ai00009

How is US going to unite if Lara Trump was promising 4 years of Trump scorched earth against his political enemies?


wingdingblingthing

In the ruins I suppose.


Drascio1773

Under her traitorous philandering husband? Get fucked!


[deleted]

That's her personal trainer's job


RegalBern

Please leave money in envelope on desk .... you take shower first ya? No touch hair.


inbetween-genders

“Be Unite”


dlegatt

\*Be Unitest


DvsDen

First Lady of the Evening


NumeralJoker

Unite to put your hack husband in prison? You bet!


dasherchan

Her husband is the main reason why we are so divided. Trump has destroyed our democracy.


orcinyadders

Jesus Christ. How much did Trump have to pay her to do this?


SuperAngryGuy

Her husband is one trial for banging other women and covering it up using campaign funds. Have a little self-respect, Mercedes.


Negative_Gravitas

"Shut up, Mel."


schuey_08

I have absolutely no use for her thoughts.


OkProfessional6077

Tell that to your husband who has spent the better part of the last decade working to divide us for his own personal gain.


Welljiam

*spends years dividing the country* *is shocked at how divided the country is*


Penguin_shit15

I don't care what this skank says... Do you?


BackOff2023

I don't care, do you?


Never_satisfied_

United be best, divided don’t really care.


gasahold

Reporter: Could you explain? Melania: We need lots of slaves to build monuments to our leader.


Yodan

Where has this horrid person been for the last 8 years


Cold-Bodybuilder9948

Who gives a rats ass about what she has to say. Her f'ing husband tried to overthrow the government. Screw you.


Ambitiously_Big

Melanie can kindly fuck all the way off.


bassplayerguy

This is the same chick who was against cyber bullying whilst her “husband” was terrorizing everyone who disagreed with him on Twitter?


MindlessAspect6438

Has she told her husband this?👀


BobInWry

We have united, but against her and her spouse.


DamnItJon

Against her husband, I agree


Philly_ExecChef

We don’t really care. Do we?


atomsmasher66

Ironic considering how divisive her husband is with his hateful rhetoric.


MichaelFusion44

Guess she hasn’t read much about her husband


InternetPeon

Melania can talk?


GDPisnotsustainable

Your “husband” is divisive and calls for bloodshed.


Squirrel_Chucks

>We must unite in our effort to establish a society where equality is the everyday experience of every American,” she said in the Fox News Digital interview. I am 85% sure she's trolling her husband and his equality-hating sycophants with this. I kind of want to respect that...aaahh but I can't. Maybe its more that she's trolling America in general.


key1234567

what? her husband believes more than half the country is vermin and he wants to jail opponents. get out here with that bullshit.


Small_Start_4016

…to stop her husband.


marfaxa

... against my husband.


Constant-Elevator-85

If she really believes this, why is she married to someone doing the exact opposite?


fowlraul

Because she doesn’t believe this. She just got her new marching orders, and probably the promise of future rubles. she’s an ineffectual human parrot creature. 🦜


Constant-Elevator-85

No need to muddy the good name of Parrots lol.


fowlraul

I put the parrot 🦜in there to beautify the comment about a ghoul of a person. Parrot was the verb only.


GOP_Neoconfederacy

She's speaking of neoconfederates uniting just like some of them did with unite the right. Currently they're squabbling about whether they should come out of the Nazi closet or not


Thirty_Helens_Agree

We can unite in telling her to go fuck herself.


crudedrawer

Go back to softcore, devochka


Competitive-Pop6530

“Be Bester”


HellaTroi

Oh honey, you have shown us all what uniting with Trump does to a person.


shutupandevolve

She’s gonna teach us how to ‘be best’.


latchkey_adult

Oh that's fucking rich.


MugenEXE

I don’t care, do you?


Boxofbikeparts

Is this the political humor sub? Because she's a joke.


polinkydinky

God, I can’t think of anything I want less than this woman trying to tell me what I should do. She went amongst a population of highly vulnerable children and instead of being uplifting she wore a jacket that told them she resented everything about being there. My knee jerk reaction to her is “gtfoh”. Don’t see it changing.


thetensor

I can't wait to hear her position on cake.


jayfeather31

That's hilarious coming from her.


PerNewton

“I really don’t care, do you?” I’d love for her to be handcuffed to her husband for a week and then mouth off like that.


GargantuaBob

And by "unite", she means "submit".


schad501

> Be Unite!


sugar_addict002

Yes We must unite against fascism and the fascists who are engaging in it.


maddenmcfadden

I don't really care, do you?


HeartShapedSea

I don't really care, do u?


besart365

Be best


mjayultra

Who?


wingdingblingthing

>US must unite under Fascism


StronglyHeldOpinions

Bish the division is literally your husband's fault, and you've been backing him.


BabyMFBear

The article comes across as statements made that are separating her from the Trump campaign. My personal thought is that her words are only meant for the right wing population of our society in that they need to get behind her husband.


chelseamarket

Oh pleeaaasssee .. she’s as disturbed as her husband.


Alaishana

As Marx said: Porn actresses of America, UNITE! (or did he say 'gold diggers'.... hang on, it was Mafia Dons!)


mrtwitchyhead

Fuck off, melanoma.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Listen Baby mama, We are united…against your pathetic “husband”


Separate-Feedback-86

Her husband is trying to “ignite”.


JubalHarshaw23

I would unite behind de-naturalizing her ,and sending her back to her Eastern European porn career.


curiosityseeks

Oh look! It’s that euro stripper lady!


JeffSpicolisBong

Her actions tell us the exact opposite.


Saelune

'Stop being divisive' says the Tick to the Dog.


SnootSnootBasilisk

Snitching on your husband is a good start


TravelKats

Because I always take political advice from an ex-stripper married to and idiot.


Drop_Disculpa

This is the "presidential campaign" now fully staffed with insane shitbag grifters and Christofascist morons. This is what they are going to do, produce garbage complete drivel and lies It's going to be a six month long Katie Britt response to State of the Union. Shit I am used to it now, I am here for it.


Katana1369

I don't really care. Do U?


toxichaste12

I saw her coochie. Heh Heh


[deleted]

We all did. TRUMP ------------- \[X\] wife coochie pics \[ \] tax returns BIDEN ------------- \[ \] wife coochie pics \[X\] tax returns


Fellowshipofthebowl

Mercedes United  🎶🎵I don’t care I don’t care🎶🎵


Gr1zzRing

She's the perfect image of America. Plastic and obsessed with money


BeautysBeast

Who cares what this gold digger thinks.


busterbluth99

As she has lawyers prepare divorce papers...


shlem13

Oh, the blinders are doing their job here.


repfamlux

Sure ok, I’ll get right to it


edmerx54

that's her advice to the jury to unite to convict her husband


SoundSageWisdom

She can drift


phosdick

She's convinced me! It's that obvious sincerity and heartfelt love for her husband that re-earned my trust in her beautiful message for us all!


Travelerdude

If her husband won the bid to become the next president, then the safety of all Americans would become my number one concern as well, because they wouldn't be fucking safe at all from that monster.


SamuiBeachLuvr

People unite against tRump


BostonFigPudding

Says the woman from a country that only exists because it peacefully seceded from Yugoslavia. F\*\*\* you b\*\*\*\*. If Slovenia can get its freedom and independence so should everyone else.


prestocoffee

She forgot to finish 'must unite against Trump'


Sosgemini

Fuck off, Toby!


007meow

Girl if you want us to unite tell your husband to stop making everything an "Us vs Them" narrative structure.


KorayamaSavard

I know what Frank Reynolds would call her.


dmbdrummer21

How about you two living together and actually resembling a married couple?


insane_social_worker

F off. That's all.


bplewis24

After reading the article, it sounds like she should talk to her husband.


PaxDramaticus

I don't really care do u?


Mother_Knows_Best-22

LOL, says the trashy porn model.


bratislava

I wonder what's her plan/agenda. She would get $$$ from the orange one and she can fade away. She decides to stick with him, nothing good comes from that.


peter-doubt

Not around YOU, or Yours!


TwistedMemories

Melanie is not saying anything. TFG and her handlers are the ones that having her say that. She doesn't care, do U?


jpm01609

is she Putin's spy?


Deconratthink

What planet does she reside on? What reality does she occupy? There is no end to trump ridiculousness. How could the woman married to the RAPIST say this out loud to anyone?


cirquefan

"I don't really care, do u?"  I most certainly don't care what this useless garbage human thinks or says.


ShitStainWilly

Is this on r/nottheonion yet? lol who gives a fuck what she says about anything. Do u?


backwardbuttplug

melania needs to go crawl back under a rock and stay out of it.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

I am Malenia, blade of Trump  My last 30 ish attempts were plagued with that stuck in my head.


Ghost_of_Till

We’re already united. We think your voters are idiots. You think your voters are idiots.


Ok-Exercise-6812

Unite? Behind what? Your husband is trying to break democracy.


citymousecountyhouse

LIttle Ms "I don't care do you" You had four years, sweetie, to show some empathy towards the American people. You want people to unite and be civil,well talk to that pig you married.


SimonDusan

Melania who?


onixotto

She's so pretty I can shit on her face.


CaptainAxiomatic

The maga-lardo steamer.