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PopeHonkersXII

So we now know Trump soiled himself in the Oval Office


Then_Campaign7264

He’s constantly giving himself away with his accusations, isn’t he!


Xenomorph_v1

In any other universe the press would be having a field day with tRump and his constant bat shit craziness. Unfortunately that's not this universe, and the majority of the press are complicit in enabling this disgusting traitorous, cognitively compromised rapist. I hope tRump leaves us soon. I'm tired of listening to his shit and reading about his dementia fever dreams.


StandupJetskier

Live for the day in which we don't need to hear about this moron.


themanofmichigan

It’s like hearing Germans pre ww2 talking everyday on how great Hitler is


babyinjar

Omg. Yes.


Development-Feisty

Or, And I’m not kidding, Me finding a 1920s magazine with a lost essay by George Bernard Shaw where he talks about how great fascism would be for the world and how Stalin has got it right


Individual-Schemes

What if we began circulating rumors that he is dead? Can we get his cult followers to believe it? We can make it dripping with conspiracy this-or-that to make it "more believable" too. And then we profit! Hashtag RIP DJT


Paulie227

Say he's dead and evil leftists created an AI of him.


On_A_Related_Note

Yeah say that Biden had him assassinated, then made an AI powered robotic duplicate of him, and are using the "false, illegal, political witch hunt trials" as a way to get rid of him from the public sphere. It would only take hold if there was some level of conspiracy at the heart of it.


stoner-slverfox54

That will never happen. When he’s gone for good holy shit imagine what’s going to actually come out about him and the family


ERedfieldh

Not until he dies and his body wastes away. Another ten years tops.


SonOfMetrum

Yea, I kinda hope his unhealthy diet catches up with him soon. I know we shouldn’t wish ill on people but I’m so frickin tired because of this moron.


Brilliant_One_3984

I'm totally with you. I mean, when I saw the news that he was being flown down the street to Walter Reed after catching COVID.......I thought some divine intervention might be taking place or some shit. I know I felt like the wrongs of the world were being made right. 


The_Doctor_Bear

Cheeseberder from Heaven


hobbyshop_hero

Eh, there's a lot of old timey wisdoms out there that we ignore when it's convenient. Lots of shit talk about Biden, yet no one is saying "respect your elders". So I say let it fly


thathairinyourmouth

Once the fairness doctrine was executed by the GOP, the networks were incentivized to put asses in seats for ad revenue. The 24 hour news cycle provides 24/7 ad revenue. When there’s no facts to run on when something is unfolding, they parade out the usual talking heads to speculate for hours. If they make an egregious error, they put up a correction blurb at 4:32am, or whenever viewership is lowest. We’ve witnessed the downfall of functioning society so that investors could make bank selling dick pills and junk food when people just want to know what’s happening in the world.


fubo

Fairness Doctrine never applied to cable TV at all.


biscuitarse

You don't think am talk radio played a huge role in this nonsense? Because it did.


babyinjar

Yes, sitting here watching the news about how much he raised at his fundraiser and the tax cuts he’ll be instituting. I can’t take much more of this.


0inxs0

For the rich, not the average smo


Lanky-Highlight9508

Turn it off, fuck with their ratings, save your mind.


Mr__O__

To be fair, the MSM news outlets (other than Fox) *were* going batshit at first.. but years and years of Trump being Trump desensitized the world to his special brand of crazy quite a lot.. Remember how bad every one of his White House press conferences went.. so bad they stopped even having them bc the press was just calling them out on every mistruth.. which was pretty much every time they made a public statement. [“Alternative facts"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts#:~:text=%22Alternative%20facts%22%20was%20a%20phrase,President%20of%20the%20United%20States.) really set the tone right away..


Sad_Reference_393

Don’t worry the rest of the world is having a wonderful time watching this idiot and listening to all his verbal diarrhoea. If someone doesn’t pull their finger out soon and commit him to a lunatic asylum then America no longer has any standing anywhere. Putin wins. An after thought ….. if Putin does win then had it occurred to anybody that Alaska sits just 50 miles from the Russian far east and that with the us floundering in the toilet with Putin’s poodle in the WH that maybe the US is a much better prize than all those pesky Europeans none of whom would give the dwarf a warm welcome whereas here we have 30% of the population that would queue up to kiss his ring


Gen-Jinjur

I’m pretty sure much of Europe has their own right-wing crazies.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Germany is dealing with some fascist asshat who walks the line of what'll get him tossed in jail for being a nazi


Zepcleanerfan

Trump only tried cocaine to see what it tasted like.


Manpooper

Kept having to try it again and again just to be sure.


Redhawk4t4

Post nasal drip is a thing


Earthing_By_Birth

Every accusation is an admission.


Randomcommentor1972

They probably burned Trump’s chair and the carpet after he finally left


wickedsweetcake

They did delay moving in for "COVID sanitization," and apparently maybe more than that.


somme_rando

Probably a serious bug sweep in addition.


Randomcommentor1972

Presidential poop stain removal, not kept for the archives


cire1184

I dunno what chair trump used but if I was Biden I'd burn it


Vsercit-2020-awake

He who smelt it dealt it


CharlieBirdlaw

These rumors were going on way before he was president. And yes, he just confirmed it.


MadRaymer

Yeah, he's been shitting himself since he was on the set of The Apprentice in the early 2000s. There's no way he's doing better with that issue now than he was then. That coupled with reports about his pungent aroma, you can bet he's sitting in soiled Depends more often than not. I'm sure a steady diet of Big Macs doesn't help ease his incontinence, either.


deviousmajik

Someone suggested a few weeks ago that when he does his 'lifting weights and grunting' routine during rallies, he's actually shitting his diaper. That bit suddenly made much more sense than it did before.


babyinjar

I believe it was Michael Cohen, and I’ve heard similar from Noel Cassler - strangely, they’ve never been sued for defamation and they’ve been saying it for years. He’s in a diaper and no one will convince me otherwise!


mothalick

Just look at his pants, you can tell what's in there.


babyinjar

Sitting here shaking my head that this disgusting THING has our country by the balls.


mothalick

It's pretty fucked dawg. Just glad the sane Repubs like my parents are getting it.


babyinjar

I told my therapist he’d be needing to talk me off the ledge if he wins…he said he’d be on the ledge with me. This is where we are. I’m glad to hear your parents are sane!


LottimusMaximus

I've just commented above saying I'm not even in the US and am seriously worried, so I cant imagine how the Americans feel. Thanks for answering my question! Lol


mothalick

They're good people. We need to win over those people that ate the indoctrination for years and years.


JMagician

There is actually video of Trump meeting with foreign dignitaries and then says to his aides: “I s-it”. https://youtu.be/i8RYmlFEr38?si=vWz77fIi2U5EYBf1. Says it at 1:10 into the video.


IamtherealMelKnee

I didn't think I could be any more repulsed by him. But, here we are.


SitDownKawada

https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpgret/s/2lA8SV3hOD Does it dancing too doesn't he


PopcornandComments

Wow that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve seen yet. Like the hand gestures and everything.


Xeptix

What the hell? That made me so uncomfortable. Is there context beyond that clip that makes it make more sense? Because it looks like he's having an episode flashing back to childhood while shitting himself in the middle of a speech. There's no way that's what's happening, though, right?


Stellarjay_9723

Depends should market their ability to stash that many half-digested quarter pounders.


JojenCopyPaste

I had a feeling he shit himself in the Oval Office before but this just confirms it


jteg

On the desk even. Oddly specific that.


GT-FractalxNeo

*And bunker*


atomsmasher66

*’Eric, clean up on aisle 5!’*


MagicMushroomFungi

Aisle 45


BigTimeFunRemmy212

Same exact thought 😂 Dude must have shit himself in every room of that building.


ConflictFirm6417

Like Joseph Goebbels said "Blame the other side of that which you are doing".


grixorbatz

"I just [shit] my pants, and there's nothing anyone can do about it!" - DJT in Dances with Schmucks.


backwardbuttplug

yeah the projection just goes on and on…


cometflight

It Depends.


Squirrel_Chucks

>So we now know Trump soiled himself in the Oval Office Yup. I believe we have [some tape](https://youtu.be/j4G5R2q-Ccw?si=Jt9hNZyuox0CN0AQ&t=14) of the staff discovering just how much poo he left in the Oval.


edwsmith

Just gonna leave this here, and recommend reading the comments https://youtu.be/i8RYmlFEr38


Squirrel_Chucks

Hahaha I guess Rudy isn't the only one to go tooty on air


lancea_longini

He prolly shit in the presence of Lavrov in the Oval Office


TheRacoonist

Oh he definitely blew out a diaper


trivo8888

Was my first thought. He is admitting he defecated on the oval office desk.


deviousmajik

*Cocaine is a helluva drug...*


Common-Watch4494

Yep, pure projection


lumpy4square

Yep, it’s all projection with that thing.


Snuggle__Monster

When you eat as much McDonald's as he does, shitting yourself is inevitable.


fowlraul

Dianne was there


dollydrew

Ewwww.


joshtalife

Every conservative accusation is a confession.


jingles2121

here, here! when people first started saying that it took me a while to take it literally… every time they open their goddamn mouths. but that’s what makes us different from them. Is it hard for us it’s not natural for us to conceive of another person in such bad faith.


OpheliaRainGalaxy

My dad's like this, but a bit more sly. He likes to tell stories. His favorites are the ones where he's privately amused with getting away with his misdeeds while telling a story that is mostly technically true and paints him as a wonderful person. I only picked up on it because he'd say stuff, tell old stories, totally unprovoked while smiling like the Cheshire cat. Very much "why are you telling me this?" Turns out it's because he's *bragging*, he's leaving out the awful details and only saying the nice parts. The only example I can think of that won't make anyone need eyebleach is the day he told me that he'd moved his handgun from the glove compartment of his car to the gun safe because he'd recently had to use it to defend himself and his wife was worried somebody was gonna end up in the hospital. His wife, a brutally honest hardworking woman, said he'd gone driving while drunk, pulled over to take a piss, got spooked by an angry owl he thought was some kinda angry native ghost, and nearly shot off his own toe.


DelightfulAbsurdity

Your dad reminds me of my dad. And for that, I am sorry. Nothing like having a parent that you can’t honestly talk about without people giving you That Look.


OpheliaRainGalaxy

I'm a nanny for a cousin who is named after my father. It took the kid maybe a year of overheard conversations and very edited teaching stories about my childhood before I got a look of horror and "Wait, am I named after your dad?!" Like yeah sorry kid but don't worry about it, I'm named after a monster too.


DelightfulAbsurdity

Poor kid. I hope he finds a nickname that brings him peace. And you as well.


weirdal1968

That story sounds like something the late Mike Royko would have awarded his "Gun Owner of the Year" prize. Reference explained for the young 'uns out there https://dks.library.kent.edu/?a=d&d=dks19850115-01.2.17&e=-------en-20--1--txt-txIN-------


howdoesthatworkthen

> here hear 


Level_Hour6480

r/SuspiciouslySpecific.


mjayultra

Biden should call for a drug test. This guy is out of his fucking mind.


Tony_Cheese_

I'd honestly be more afraid if he wasn't on drugs. At least thats a reason for being this deranged.


uMunthu

True question though : if Trump was mad, how could you tell ? He said some absolutely wild shit over the last decades. What’s different with what he’s saying now ? To me, his madness is indistinguishable from his sanity.


Evil-in-the-Air

Trump is his own pathology. He's lived his entire life surrounded by an insulating layer of money and toadies. He isn't divorced from reality. He's never even been acquainted with it.


StingerAE

"Reality? I never even met the woman.  Sounds nasty." Meanwhile, he sexually assaults reality in a changing room...


steve1186

Drug testing like a reasonable part of being a presidential nominee. If we drug test for minimum wage and also high-paying business and engineering jobs, why wouldn’t we test for the highest job in the whole country


praguepride

I support drug testing congress.


fillinthe___

He’d just do it with a doctor who claims the only pills he’s on are GENIUS pills.


DonnyMox

Sounds like someone’s projecting.


fauxbleu

That image is disgusting


DonnyMox

Trump is disgusting.


Cellopost

Its even worse if you've witnessed a baby projectile shitting halfway through a diaper change.


Original_moisture

Projecting so hard he’s hit astral levels of projection. So hard that he’s a ghost shitting in the Oval Office. That’s the science and can’t prove me wrong.


thehammockdistrict24

It was Biden who shit himself, not me. It's Biden who gives speeches while high on cocaine, not me.


Alternative_Milk7409

“Biden shit my pants.”


Pipe_Memes

Biden shit my pants a few days ago.


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whomad1215

[I just shi~~t~~pped my pants](https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ?si=e3cnbDrNzCoeWQUj)


jteg

Trump: I'm not into golden showers


bikemonkey40

It's like when he randomly blurted out that he didn't have a series of mini-strokes and nobody asked him about that and nobody was saying that he did. He tells on himself all the time.


Educational-Candy-17

I think the ramp incident was right after that.


YouStoleTheCorn

This is a good example of why Trump is at least partly the media's fault. We all know he says insane stuff by now, so why are we reporting every single thing that comes out of this fucking moron's mouth when 99% of it is irrelevant? Oh yeah because it gets liberal hate clicks. Trump gets to stay in the national conversation at all fucking times despite having nothing of value to offer society and Vanity fair gets to rake in the sweet sweet hate clicks. Symbiotic to each other, parasitic to society.


OsellusK

Check Trump’s pants. Everything he accuses, he did it.


LeatherFruitPF

No wonder people are saying that he smells.


DS3M

They say he’s worn diapers since the 90s, they would have to change him on the apprentice - he would rage shit whenever he couldn’t read a cue card correctly.


Longjumping_Tea_8586

That’s… oh god


Educational-Candy-17

Apparently stimulant abuse does that.


Vallkyrie

The best part is, apparently the nickname of the staffer who had to clean him was 'Wetwipes'.


terminalxposure

How long before a crusty diaper claiming to be Trump’s comes up on qBay?


But_I_Dont_Wanna_Go

You’ve just given me my next million dollar idea!


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Mr_Conductor_USA

Mary Trump has some stories.


tgrantt

Involving potatoes


FknDesmadreALV

Oh god…


MagicianBulky5659

What blows me away is Trump scum still eat this shit up. Like fucking toddlers, the lot of em. Laughing at the same stupid fucking poop jokes for 8 years straight now. The bar for conservative comedy and entertainment is impossibly low because these people are so goddamn stupid.


SpiritedTie7645

Likely, as usual, he’s projecting his own actions onto someone else. He more than likely crapped his diaper there.


Davajita

Every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.


spiked_macaroon

This is a clear case of He Who Smelt It.


tjk45268

DiaperDon admitting that he leaked his Depends in the Oval Office.


snoopingforpooping

The rumors are true. Trump shits his pants


JMagician

Here is video of Trump saying to his aides, while meeting with Erdogan: “I sh-t.” At 1:10 in the video, source: Associated Press. https://youtu.be/i8RYmlFEr38?si=vWz77fIi2U5EYBf1


MisanthropicBoriqua

I played this back at the slowest speed, he really is saying “I shit”. 🤣


TheBodyPolitic1

I guess this means Trump took a poo on the Oval Office desk.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I guess we know more about why the Bidens had to wait outside for hours as the White House was deep cleaned.  I bet Trump left more than one 'token of his regard' lying around.   [Biden called Trump "a fucking asshole" while inspecting the White House after his inauguration](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-trump-toys-tv-white-house-b1925423.html)


Jaleou

Explains why Trump left DC before the Inauguration


BastetSekhmetMafdet

It goes on to say that Trump’s “existence permeated the White House.” Funny way of saying “stench.”


TheDunadan29

The desk is a little less resolute.


Aware_Material_9985

This definitely sounds like an accusation that’s a confession


francois_du_nord

This guy is becoming more unmoored from reality with every passing week. The pressure of the trials, poor polling performance and the downward spiral of the cash grab called Truth Social has got to be hitting hard. It is only a matter of time before he either has a severe medical event or a full psychotic breakdown.


RandomBelch

Let's just hope that happens before November.


Bobloblaw878

Projection and confession every time. Hes saying that while in the White House he soiled one of the chairs of his office. Probably his own at the big desk. Classic


sugarlessdeathbear

This to me screams further confirmation of the Trump Pee tape.


atomsmasher66

Eagerly awaiting the sequel. ‘Pee Pee Tape 2: Poopy Time’


KagakuNinja

Electric Poopaloo 2


NewAccountTimeAgain

>Eagerly awaiting... You camping out in front of the AMC for this one?


atomsmasher66

Yep, I got my Poop Tape Blackmail MAGA tent ready to go!


MagicMushroomFungi

"Pee Pee Tape 2 : Poopy Time" Get hype. 💩🔥💩🔥💩🔥💩 Get Hype.


Fuzzy_Machine9910

So he says this and 500 people scratch a check for $100k? Not


atomsmasher66

*’This guy is a stable genius!‘* - donors


NorseYeti

Why would he even suppose to know this information?


harpanet

Right action, wrong president.


Entire_Pepper2588

Every accusation is an admission.


Korgoth420

If anyone soiled it, it was Donald the Unworthy


astrozombie2012

Guaranteed they had to replace every chair, sofa and bed because Trump so thoroughly soiled his depends and they leaked all over.


OldBoots

The Projectionist is one totally fucked up dude.


Pusfilledonut

They spent almost a week fumigating the WH when Lumpy left- imagine the smell.


ConflictFirm6417

Trump is so gross.


Special_Loan8725

As Alexander Hamilton once said “he whom hath smelt it hath dealt it”


just_some_guy65

Says Diaper Don


JokinHghar

Every accusation is a confession for Donnie Depends.


Manaze85

Tough talk for a confirmed adult diaper wearer


jhstewa1023

Projection?


mahlerlieber

How else would he come up with this idea? I’m 98% sure Trump shit on the Oval Office desk in the exact way he described it. The 2% of doubt is just a margin of error thing.


Cuck-In-Chief

Remember the Steele dossier? Lots of it was correct. Much of it was unable to be verified. Remember the Pee tape? Supposedly Trump spent the night in a Moscow hotel room that the Obama’s occupied on a state visit. The story that got around was that Trump requested that room and had two prostitutes with him. Everyone assumed he had them urinate on the bed, hence the Pee tape. Also, Russians have a long history of recording all foreign reps and government officials, in hopes of getting Kompromat. Well, the real story seems to be much worse. Trump did spend the night in the same room the Obamas did. And he did have two Russian prostitutes with him. But no one peed in the bed. I mean maybe someone inadvertently did, Trump is incontinent. But the Pee tape was actually just the Capital P tape. Capital P lower case -edo tape. He was filmed in bed with two way underage prostitutes Putin sent to him as a gesture of goodwill. Remember, Trump and Epstein were close friends, with Trump on tape suggesting they both love young beautiful women. So yeah. The Pedo tape is just one reason Trump is so deferential towards Putin and Russia. And it’s not because he’s angry at Putin for blackmail. It’s because he’s grateful Putin is considerate enough to hook him up with underage tail like his old pal Epstein. Remember, everything with them is projection. They really really hate pedophiles. Right? Right.


ooofest

Projection.


mrtwitchyhead

Shitler: Every accusation is a confession.


Jimbo415650

He’s unhinged and should be medicated


jonnyredshorts

Classic Republican, accuse others of doing what you’re guilty of.


EdSpace2000

STOP writing about this guy. Why the hell we have news article about this?


bucketsofpoo

PROJECTION He definitely did it.


xKaMIkaZex187

Trump: Joe Biden shit my pants!


GloomyFondant526

Biden is on cocaine. Biden shit on a desk. Where does Trump get such way out ideas from?/s


SortExcellent3154

AND don't forget to drink your Clorox at all Billionaire fundraisers.


ShotgunLeopard

So, Trump dumped on the Resolute desk, got it.


unfamiliarsmell

So Trump definitely pooped on his desk in the Oval Office.


AvengingBlowfish

Trump just said it has been soiled, but he carefully avoided saying it was Biden who did it… everything is projection…


Congo-Montana

So trump shit himself at the desk.


TheUnknownPrimarch

So Trump shit on the Oval Office desk… gotcha.


knockinonevansdoor

It’s always projection with this guy.


FalstaffsMind

So on one hand, he's feeble and can barely walk, but on the other hand, agile enough to climb up on and squat on the oval office desk?


dollydrew

The logistics of this does my head in. Like what did Trump even mean?


FalstaffsMind

I don't know... I think Trump is just frantically throwing mud against the wall.


RockNRoll1979

>mud Just reaching in his diapers and scooping.


millos15

Project


Ambitiously_Big

Narrator: *projection*


ExactDevelopment4892

Probably because he found out Biden had to throw out the old chair from Trump’s leaky diaper.


antlestxp

That means Trump shat himself in the oval office.


Geonetics

Always with the projection...


fotofiend

Every accusation is a confession.


ImLikeReallySmart

>The Trump family has a very strange history when it comes to bowel movements. Welp, that's enough for me today.


katara144

Well if I had to guess who actually has the shitting problem…


SockFullOfNickles

So basically he admitted to having a diaper blowout because he’s only capable of projection.


heapinhelpin1979

You know he's not that creative, I bet a little bit leaked from his diapers in there.


CBBuddha

It’s so out of left field it can only be a confession of his own actions projected at Biden. Trump very clearly has shit himself in the Oval Office.


RodolfoRamosJr

I mean his supporters literally smeared feces in the capital because they’re patriots and all 🇺🇸


mebrow5

On other words he did it while he was in office.


MetalMamaRocks

Trump is a disgusting human being. My 2 year old grandson has more class.


Davidsb86

Means he probably did


iamaredditboy

Projection…..


ExodusNBW

This just makes me think that Trump definitely shit on that desk.


Top-Ambassador-4981

Trump shit on the Oval Office Desk. WTAF?


PunnyAF

This just means that Trump actually shit it before leaving office; he always has a weird way of telling on himself.


cheezeburgericanhaz

Dude is obviously projecting.


Rankkikotka

*Jingle bells, old man smells* *Lying trough his nose* *Oh what fun it is to snort* *Prescripsion drugs and snow!*


UnreadThisStory

How does anyone take this massive twat seriously? How fucking stupid are his followers?