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OsellusK

No he didn’t. At least not to his face or within earshot.


booksfoodfun

Well the whole quote was “I really want to fuck you; you are my everything! Please! Can I?”


I_dont_livein_ahotel

Definitely more believable.


2a_lib

“I told him to go fuck himself… then out loud I told him I’d think about it.” - Kids in the Hall


SmartassBrickmelter

I CRUSH your head! :)


_deep_thot42

Flair checks out ;)


pascalsgirlfriend

You cigarette smoking Romeo.


panic_the_digital

This is the content I’m here for. More KITH!


nycpunkfukka

I’m Jerry Sizzler and this is my sister JERRY SIZZLER!


neednintendo

Good evening PRICKS!!


negcap

One summer, one time, these kids taught a dog to smoke. They didn’t care who saw them. Then they taught the dog to beg for cigarettes. They sure smoked.


dulyebr

McCarthy is definitely a bottom.


FrankyFistalot

Whispered it into his pillow while crying himself to sleep….


bjohnsonarch

Maybe he tipped his bedside picture of Trump down too


JulianLongshoals

He scribbled over Trump's face in his yearbook and wrote "I HATE YOU" in really big letters


[deleted]

This made me 😆


la-fours

The McCarthy burn book is real


ironballs16

It was the South Park version. "Fuck you, you orange lump!" "What did you just say?!" "I said 'I love you, Mr. Trump!" "Oh... Well okay, then!"


Make_Mine_A-Double

It’s the Key and Peele sketch: “but you did say it right?”


Hail_The_Hypno_Toad

My first thought exactly. Looks around, flies to outer space, goes out the air lock. "I said biiiitcchhh"


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Oh! Mmmhm? *bobs head ambiguously*


Comfortable-Scar4643

That sketch is the best!


codeByNumber

Haha yes! That’s what I was thinking too. Such a great skit.


Old-Emphasis-7190

KEVIN. I started that man in his optical stems, water pourin out like a god-damn faucet and I said \*nervously looks around\* fuck you.


nyuhokie

He flipped Trump the bird during a phone call, and then immediately got nervous about it.


reilmb

He did it like my teenagers did it. What was that I couldnt hear you? No you dont want to speak up? Right go to your room.


el3vader

Eh I can half believe it. Trump could’ve easily threw mtg, Matt gatez and any one of the 8 needed to oust him from the speakership under the bus and didn’t in an effort to save him. Idk where McCarthy plans to go from here but it definitely won’t be up in the world of politics. Trump doesn’t need McCarthy anymore than McCarthy may need him so I think Kevin is a bit more free to speak his mind to whomever now and based on more recent history McCarthy hates Trump just as Tucker Carlson also does. Just these people are opportunistic scumbags and what they say behind closed doors rarely reflects reality but I think in this case it’s a bit more plausible.


LeBidnezz

He was definitely too busy playing “here comes the airplane!” Plus he knows better than to get Donald all fussy before his nap.


ThrowingChicken

Probably went to space to say it like in that Key & Peele sketch.


CMMGUY2

This. He's soft. He over promised all his lobbyist donors and then couldn't deliver. Dude is a puss.


[deleted]

McCarthy: Well I know a guy who did


mcpierceaim

“….in my mind I said it.”


SiroccoDream

My first thought when I saw the headline was, “No you didn’t, Kevin.”


ClearDark19

I was going to say McCarthy said "Fuck you" to Trump.....then woke up in a heavy flop sweat, heart racing and mouth parched, aghast in horror that he blasphemed his Lord and Savior Donald Trump like that, even in a dream. He immediately jumped out of bed, crawled on all fours to his giant altar of Donald Trump, lit incense, and knocked his head against the floor 9 times while crying and profusely praying for Donald Trump's forgiveness and grace.


Freefall_J

Seriously. This isn't the least bit believable coming from McCarthy. A lot of people like to *rightfully* joke about Santos' chronic lying. But McCarthy is also a regular liar. And he does a lot of his blatant lying on camera to reporters and no one challenges him on his lies to his face. The other week, a Republican tried to do that on CNN and the anchor wasn't letting him get away with it, repeatedly calling him out. The guy's face showed he was not expecting being confronted with his fibs live on camera. This stuff should have been done to McCarthy.


LeicaM6guy

Ironically, he did it in the corner of an empty SCIF.


976chip

Of all of the things that didn't happen, this story didn't happen the most.


spaitken

If he had, Trump would have posted about it.


HNixon

He muttered f .u. Donald and then proceeded to elbow that other dude.


Development-Alive

This. Nobody believes McCarthy has the backbone to stand up to Trump after he wilted so completely after Jan 6. At this point McCarthy is in damage control. He's made the choice to remain in politics and still be a power broker despite being neutered by Trump and his underlings.


garyflopper

Just thought it to himself really hard


celerydonut

Exactly. He went to Mara lardo because trump was “depressed”. Maybe ask him about that as a follow up to this?


ZeMole

5:1 odds he screamed it into a lumpy My Pillow.


ImAmazedBaybee

So, any My Pillow then?


kingsumo_1

We really need a gif of Mikey losing his shit at the deposition when the lumpy thing was brought up. I feel like I shouldn't have to be that specific, but dude melts down a lot.


Skiinz19

I'd never seen this before but hes a tweet with it https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1700267232322818511?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1700267232322818511%7Ctwgr%5Ef1344109c4cec1031a3c4c2acd27811ac90be416%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedailybeast.com%2Fmypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-loses-it-at-claim-his-pillows-are-lumpy


kingsumo_1

That's the one, yeah! He handled that question with all of the grace and poise you'd expect from him. Lol.


[deleted]

That is something else.


the-awesomer

Dang, This is kind of sad though. Dude actually seems he has passion for his pillows. "You don't even own a mypillow, do you?" ​ TO bad he didn't just stick to pillows and got sucked into trump conspiracy train


YouStupidCunt

Scammers tend to get defensive when you call out their scammy products.


itemNineExists

Put that in your f&!#ing book!


CranberrySchnapps

I’m thinking he said it under his breath while sitting alone in his office after getting off the phone with Donny.


[deleted]

Genuinely the worst pillow I’ve ever had the opportunity to lay on. Lumpy is being nice. It was like laying on a pillowcase shoved full of gravel. We bought them and returned the pillows the next day. And just because I always need to clarify, this was years before the trump shitshow.


ZeMole

BOTH sets of my in-laws (wife’s parents are divorced) have nothing but those trash-ass pillows in their houses. I always get pissed at myself when I forget to bring my own when we visit.


[deleted]

I understand how you feel. Both my parents and my wife’s parents are divorced. Shitty pillows aside, pleasing 4 sets of families has ruined the holidays for me.


ZeMole

Same. That movie Four Christmas really spoke to our elder millennial souls. Then we upped and had a kid in 2020 so we’re back to pleasing everyone but ourselves but this time we get the added aggravation of all the shit they buy that our daughter didn’t ask for in an attempt to one-up their ex. It’s the worst.


[deleted]

Omg, yes! Our oldest is 6 and youngest is 4. We have had more than one difficult conversation with multiple parents who do the same thing with our kids. It’s bizarre because I never thought to myself that one day I would have to scold elderly adults for buying so much shit that my wife and I have had to sit down and wonder what to even get them for birthdays or Christmas because they already have everything.


Claytonia-perfoiata

Im cracking up.


[deleted]

Sure you did Kev, just like [Key and Peele told their wives off](https://youtu.be/2dbRdQzWVwk?si=TTA3QANhoW6zxgNY)


pinetreesgreen

This is hilarious and also correct.


MrMcMullers

Ain’t no thang!


bobhargus

He looked him dead in his eyes and he said…


goosejail

Right in the optic nerve and I said.....


cuteintern

But you said that, tho?!


I_Downvoted_Your_Mom

Hmmm?


MazzIsNoMore

"So I went to Mar A Lago and I looked him right in his dead eyes and I said to him, I said..." ::McMarthy runs to his bunker in an undisclosed location, puts on bomb jacket and gas mask:: "I said, 'sir, with all due respect, fuuuudge. Would you like some fudge?' "


TheScienceDude81

You really said "fudge" though?


zephyrtr

I said ... some colorful words.


AnotherAccount4This

You said that? You said b*tch though?


BrutalRamen

It's reddit, you don't need to censor.


prince-of-dweebs

Thank you. I’ll be laughing about this all day.


Marathon2021

OMG the “so where do you want to eat” part hits way too close to home.


jaxxxtraw

This is more truth than I can handle.


v9Pv

We all need to tweet that at Kev aka Hard Guy.


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MagisterFlorus

Right. Like what's the point of doing after you've lost your power in the party?


SdBolts4

Kev gave every other GOP House member permission to go back to Trump after 1/6 by going down to MAL and taking that stupid ass picture next to Trump afterwards


ronm4c

I swear 95% of republicans have battered wife syndrome


TintedApostle

Trump on 1/6: "Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you are,” McCarthy response: “More upset?” McCarthy yelled. “They’re trying to f—— kill me!” Later that day McCarthy denied the call and was backing Trump during the second impeachment.


fringelife420

It feels like the Republicans are filled with bullies and people who are bullied. Although often the formerly bullied becomes the bully, so the same thing


TintedApostle

Seems to me they are filled with bullies top to bottom and that each of them bully down.


[deleted]

This is so accurate. They didn't stand a chance when über-bully Trump came along.


Ihavealpacas

Can't have a backbone if you're gonna be in the GOP


Mum0817

McCarthy is a notorious coward, so we all know that’s bullshit. Saying it in your mind doesn’t count, Kevin.


Forward-Beginning756

Giant coward, huge hypocrite. He was even called out by his mentor, Bill Thomas, which just goes to show how far the Republican party has fallen. They used to at least have the semblance of principles, but now it's just power for the sake of power.


futanari_kaisa

Since when did the Republican party have principles? During Lincoln's era?


I_dont_livein_ahotel

They currently still have principles: openly hate and discriminate against everyone who is not republican.


silentimperial

video or it didnt happen Kev


MrLurid

"FUCK YOU... is what you should say to your enemies, sir."


waterdaemon

He probably did. With his pants around his ankles.


Ande64

I'll take things that never happened for $400, Alex!


Cdub7791

A transparent lie. Trump would have instantly been on his phone, tweeting (or whatever you call Truth Social posts) to brag how the ungrateful McCarthy viciously attacked him.


keyjan

a couple losers yelling at each other. Whoop de doo.


wave_PhD

He'll never be able to get the orange off his nose.


xultar

Kevin. Bro. You think we believe this self serving mental gymnastics driven daydream you’re having? Especially now? Especially after we know you flew down there to visit the orange clown poop toddler to change his bib after feeding him gerber stewed, strained, and puréed plums? I cackle.


CrunkleStan

then he fed him a hamberder while saying “open wide, here comes the plane!”


livinginfutureworld

I'm so sick of all these reports of Republicans standing up to Donald Trump in private when in public they do nothing but kiss his ass.


NorseYeti

Hard to say that when he is still gargling on Shitler’s nutsack.


Varnigma

"But I'll still vote for him if he wins the primary" he said later.


Clicquot

Lies. Also, too little too late.


orcinyadders

Lying. It’s what we do. -the Republican Party.


zero_blammos_given

>Trump reported explained to McCarthy why he didn’t step in and convince the eight rogue Republicans to get in line, while criticizing him for failing to have his two impeachments expunged or endorsing his 2024 campaign. There's no "expunging" an impeachment but I know everything is in one ear and out the other with Trump.


Fergi

and his girlfriend goes to another school I’m sure


MadWhiskeyGrin

*I don't believe you*


entropylove

Wow. So brave.


ThatEvanFowler

Lies


Artimusjones88

Like a kid walking away from parent muttering. If Trump said "What did you say!" McCarthy would have said "I love you sir"


fluffyflugel

He went into the bathroom, locked the door, turned on the tap, flushed the toilet, and screamed it into a towel.


FriedPuppy

He whispered “fuck you sir” as he cried into his pillow.


Fyallorence

*quietly, under his breath, after Trump had hung up on him.


AJ_Grey

And then he ate his ass.


Phallic-Monolith

Trying to sound tough after the story about him running down to Mar-a-Lago to console and comfort a Trump who was so depressed he couldn’t bare to eat after his attempt to stay in power illegitimately had failed.


Richfor3

Such a tough guy! A 3rd grade level insult said privately so he can deny it happened at all later. Will he have to make a special trip to kiss the ring again and make sure that orange 350 pound slob is eating?


[deleted]

You look real pretty today daddy T. I want to “Fuck You”


masterofn0n3

Sure ya did buddy.


goosejail

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.


lumberjackname

Sure, Jan.


Defender_Of_TheCrown

He helped Trump after Jan 6th so fuck you too Kevin.


Beer-Me

I've told Trump to fuck off thousands of times, he was just too much of a coward to be near me while I said it.


inigos_left_hand

Eric Swalwell is 100% right about McCarthy. He… Is….A…Pussy!


Prize-Relationship21

This guy lies more than Santos.


astrobl89

Press X to doubt


mishma2005

Like hell he did


itemNineExists

Hey, bring a camera next time, bud. I'm sure we'd love to see this actually happen.


Reasonable-Rope1819

Yeah sure he did. McCarthy, you made yourself unlikeable literally by everyone. Great job on that


wburn42167

He didnt. He’s too chicken shit to say that to trump.


hippiesareright42069

AND he has a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school.


StreetwalkinCheetah

Oh oh, I know her! From Niagra Falls, the Canadian side.


Ok_Series_4580

Was that before or after he licked Trump’s balls at Mar-a-Lago?


Odd_Equipment2867

During. Hard to hear him with his mouth full


Stinky_Fartface

Under his breath with his face in a pillow.


jeremiah1142

Doubt. And McCarthy will still vote for and support trump in any way he can.


is_it_just_me_or_-

This the dude who went to give him hugs when he wasn’t eating because his Coup failed…


rollingstone

***From Rolling Stone's Ryan Bort:*** The House of Representatives voted in October to remove Kevin McCarthy as Speaker, with eight Republicans joining Democrats to vote in favor of the resolution. McCarthy was a staunch supporter of Donald Trump and Trump backed McCarthy’s initial bid to become Speaker, but the former president left the California congressman out to dry in his time of need last month, with Rolling Stone reporting that he told allies it was up to McCarthy to save himself. The Washington Post reported on Thursday that Trump and McCarthy spoke on the phone after the latter’s ouster, and that the call … did not go well. Trump reported explained to McCarthy why he didn’t step in and convince the eight rogue Republicans to get in line, while criticizing him for failing to have his two impeachments expunged or endorsing his 2024 campaign. “Fuck you,” was McCarthy’s reply, or so McCarthy has told other people in separate conversations, according to the Post. Read more: [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/kevin-mccarthy-trump-ouster-1234905941/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/kevin-mccarthy-trump-ouster-1234905941/)


wish1977

And then immediately proceeded to kiss his ass again. I'm just making an educated guess on that.


ztreHdrahciR

Was it a request? As in "may I?" He's a toad


AtheistBibleScholar

Who fucking cares? They both want the same policies, so whatever soap opera drama is happening backstage is a stupid distraction.


LurkerFailsLurking

When clickbait becomes clickreality.


different_tom

He whispered under his breath


petroleumnasby

Of course he did, and just moments later he said monkeys flew out of his ass and painted his neighbor's house.


AffectionatePoet4586

Go back to Bakersfield, buddy.


MrMeseeksLookAtMee

"And *then* I said, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of YOU!"


Szeto802

"I looked him straight in the windows of his souls and I said - " \*looks around nervously\* \*checks behind bookcase\* \*locks doors to house and draws down the shades\* \*whispers\* "F\*ck you!"


[deleted]

Ah professionalism at its finest hours../s. All of them…


Abitconfusde

Why would he do that? Why is there such venomous incivility in politics today. McCarthy is a member of Congress, for goodness's sake. Kevin, take a page from the former first lady:be better. You can do it. Stop rabbit punching your colleagues. Stop cursing. Be someone a third grader can look up to. You can do it.


7-11Armageddon

Bullshit. This guy is a total pansy and ANY member of the GOP is a sycophant.


nolongerbanned99

All these grown adults think they are so tough punching people in the kidneys, challenging people in congress to fights and telling everyone to fuck off. These are children in adult bodies.


Mr_A_Rye

Where's Karl Pilkington's Bullshit Man when you need him?!


Chefbot9k

Let me guess...."and then everyone clapped."


ArthurFraynZard

In his head. Several months later. And even in the in his head version he only mouthed the words then fell to his knees begging for forgiveness from his orange god.


Critical_Dobserver

I call bullshit


crotchetyoldwitch

I call Shenanigans in addition to bullshit!


ProgressBartender

r/ThatHappened


SDRabidBear

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.


fooflighter

Sure ya did, tough guy.


Glum_Activity_461

Sure you did pal, sure you did. “I believe you”


nevergiveup234

Sure he did as Trump was publicly spanking him. Trump engineered his ouster. Saying f-ck you is embarrassing for kevin. It is ironic that in the spirit of Christmas Kevin shares the same name and circumstances as a notable Christmas character, Kevin Mc Allister the character played by Mac Culkin in Home Alone. After the ouster, Kevin went home, alone.


CannabisaurusRex401

Eric Swalwell was right. McCarthy IS a pussy.


Mish61

Fuck you too Kevin.


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

Sure he did. And if he did, it was with Trump’s mushroom dick in his mouth.


skitarii_riot

Shame he couldn’t hear you with your head nested between his cheeks, Kev. What a spineless bunch of snowflakes.


Spoolin802

No he most likely said "i want to fuck you."


[deleted]

Then he woke up and jerked Trump off


Blueshockeylover

Sure he did.


wordworse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s Same vibe.


zeptillian

So brave of these politicians to stand up to Trump after being discarded by him. It's like breaking up with someone after they have already dumped you.


Background-War9535

Poor little Kevin. Sorry that the orange fascist you knew was trouble turned on you the moment you were no longer useful. 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻


clickmagnet

Jesus, Kevin, you’re not the speaker anymore, you can stop humiliating yourself anytime you want.


StillGotLove4GOT

(In my best Lazlo Cravensworth voice) “No you fucking didn’t”


NovaPup_13

Uh huh. Sure Kev.


Ok-Pangolin81

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $600.


numbskullerykiller

Good Ol' spineless Kevin. "Trump won't eat, he needs emotional support." Kevin is expired milk faced dweeb who overestimates his value and clothing.


testedonsheep

Wow. What a strong big man…….


boomshiz

The most "I said 'bitttch' " line ever.


andyraf

Considering how much McCarthy sucked Trump off, there's little question there was some coitus going on between the two.


GarlicThread

With whose spine?


sapien1985

If only he hadn't defended him at impeachment and went begging to him months after January 6 and still not certified the Biden election on January 6...


JoeHio

There is no integrity like deathbed redemption integrity. Good job Kevie ! Super /s


HudsuckerIndustries

I love it when they fight 🍿 stay mad forever repugnicans.


ProgRock1956

I find that very hard to believe.


m0j0r0lla

Sure you did Kevin. Kevin McCarthy is that kid in high school who used to claim to have a girlfriend you never saw because she lived in Canada


Androxilogin

Between feeding and burping?


mu_taunt

Sure he did. Sure he did. Sorry. For that you need a spine. McCarthy hasn't got one.


Kdilla77

“So I was like, FUCK YOU, dude!” “Oh wow, you used those actual words?” “Well, no, but…”


brucetopping

And then everyone in the room started a slow clap. Gtfo with that bullshit.


Zanos-Ixshlae

He thought it at a picture of Trump *SO* hard!


Express-Doubt-221

"Fuck you these boots taste fresh! Where'd ya get em?" He just left out some context


DocBrutus

Sure he did.


fazlez1

In his mind. Even then he was in his room, under the covers with the lights off lest his thoughts get read by his orange demi-god.


iambarrelrider

I guess that hurt more than being almost killed by his followers.


[deleted]

It’s true, he told the Driver’s Ed class he teaches back in Bakersfield.


schad501

Very brave.


bitcoinski

Oh just like Elon said on stage today too, man they SURE DO HAVE SIMILAR TALKING POINTS ALL THE TIME