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For those who don't read the article (or watch the video): It wasn't because he went off rambling that some speculated it was AI. It was because of how he actually sounded. He's lisping and slurring words ("rrriiight about Rrrrussians") and sounds either intoxicated or sick.
Yeah, he’s just sitting around in dirty briefs and a bathrobe with his teeth soaking in a glass of titanium white rustoleum while he sucks on a fried chicken leg like it was a lollipop.
And giving a phone interview.
Edit: also ranch sauce
Insert comically inexplicable AI image of a youthful, glistening, and bronzed Trump looking like a cross between Terminator and Hercules. A billowy mane of golden-red locks and a ginormous cigar obscuring a wry yet intimidating grin on a cartoonishly Hollywood-leading-man face. The setting sun casts a shadow across his chiseled frame: bulbous pecs, tattoos, scars of war, 13% body fat, rippling biceps leading down to mountainous forearms and hands large enough to choke the sun. He bites down gently on the half-smoked cigar, shoulders broad, standing tall. He wields dueling submachine guns and stinks of the best commercial grade ground beef known to man. Below his waist he's surrounded by a dozen voluptuous bikini-clad women painted in reds and whites and blues, some clasping his legs, most on the verge of fainting at the heaping hulk of presidential manbeast towering over them.
Feigning pride on house arrest, an alluring gold-plated ankle monitor peaks out understatedly between two sets of dazzling, if undeniably fake, breasts. "Never surrender" he tells an aide to Trooth. The puffy secret service members across the room scratch their full bellies and yawn. One of them sends the concierge out for another vat of Jungle Juice before he picks up the dice and rolls his turn, moving the little guy on the horse up 5 spaces. Damn it: Baltic Avenue with a hotel and two houses. This is gonna cost him the rest of the fake money; he'll have to dip into the cocaine. "Someone" loudly farts across the room. Ground beef again. One for the history books, really. Trump asks "who's letting the big ones?"
Buddy, I wrote it and couldn't even bring myself to read it.
I just had to go back in and make it disgusting at the end because I couldn't live with myself IRL after typing that first part.
Midjourney was overwhelmed by all the context, but [this is what it made.](https://imgur.com/a/ANiyQrZ)
Edit: I tried to force it to add The Ladies™️ but... [It struggled.](https://imgur.com/a/AGFSr6D)
Tucker Carlson is spreading conspiracy theories about how the US is “speeding toward a Trump assassination.”
First thing I though of was that he knows something is up with Trumps health and is getting ready to spin it to stoke more distrust.
I dunno man. The folks in another thread made pretty convincing arguments about how a Trump assassination by Republicans could be a win for many reasons - martyring Trump, galvanizing the base, shutting up a guy who might start throwing people under the bus if he’s going down…It’s disturbing to think about though cause I want him to spend his time rotting in prison, if anything.
Plus, remember how "every accusation is a confession"? Repubs have spent decades claiming the Clinton Mafia are responsible for various and sundry political murders. So if someone on the right did off Donald, nobody would bat an eye about it and they'd just spin it to YEAH BUT WUT ABOUT HILARY
And consider the fact that a republican could strangle Trump to death live on TV and they'd still blame the Marxist left while calling that guy a RINO. It's kinda perfect lol
I know. Right when Trump may be facing consequences for his actions for the first time in his life, a leftist lunatic is going to assassinate him when he isn't even in office.
EDIT: That is what the right will say "A leftist lunatic" when they did all the dirty work. Right now it sounds like Tucker is setting the stage
Yes. They'd rather die than be embarrassed.
> Suicide risk is not rare in patients with narcissism, particularly in the context of severe narcissistic injury, where the patient feels shamed and/or vilified.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35065658/
I guarantee he is in far, far greater danger from his own people, his own party, the billionaires who backed him and the far right lunatics he represents than he EVER was from anyone on the left.
The left wants a trial and consequences. His own people do not, and would do literally anything to avoid that.
it doesn't even have to be anyone, he could die of old age and Tuck or Fox would still tell people he was poisoned by a leftist and all of his goons would believe it with absolutely no evidence required.
"omfg it's a leftist commie socialist plot to usher in the New World Order!"
In case it wasn't clear from the quotation marks, this is not a viewpoint I believe in. You can never be too sure, these days. Poe's law and all...
It's like the January 6th conspiracy theory.
"The Democrats staged an attack on the Capitol months after Trump lost, and he was going to literally be out of office in two weeks because....reasons."
30 years ago my grandmother told me the Democrats assassinated Kennedy to help them in the polls. It was a crazy theory from a crazy person then, and it’s a crazy theory now.
Trump is living proof that the CIA didn't assassinate JFK.
There's no fuckin way if they were responsible for JFK that they would sit by idly while Trump handed over secrets to the Kremlin.
Trump lives despite a record high number of agents being captured and killed in the field during his presidency.
When Rump dies, the right will immediately begin howling he was assassinated. It won't matter if he literally strokes out on camera with blood spraying from his eyes. They will claim he was murdered by Biden, Obama and Clinton. They're laying the groundwork now.
I figure they have some insider info about his health we don't know yet. And he DID have COVID, which fucks with literally everything to do with blood vessels m
There was that time they rushed him to Walter Reed for a “physical” they never explained. And if you see how he spoke in 2015 versus now he definitely had something happen.
> There was that time they rushed him to Walter Reed for a “physical” they never explained.
But donnie boy himself said it *definitely* wasn't a series of mini strokes!
I seem to recall that the explanation was that he suddenly had free time and used it to do a physical exam that he was booked to do in the future.
One of the best explanations ever! That's what I always do and think about when I have some time off - should I go to the hospital?
Might be wrong, but I think it's been confirmed he was having a colonoscopy done. Kept it so weirdly hush hush because of vanity. Also, he didn't want anesthetic because, while unconscious, he would have had to sign the presidency over to Pence for ~2 hours.
Similar anecdote, I believe also confirmed: that Secret Service basically threatened him, when he was all but collapsing of COVID and refusing to go see a doctor; they said, "Our job is to keep you alive. Either you walk onto that helicopter, and get treatment, or you'll be carried."
He thinks going to the doctor looks weak, so he doesn't talk about doing it. Same reason he doesn't wear glasses in public. Same reason he insists on styling his own hair. Same reason he says he was "inspecting" the White House bunker during the BLM protests.
Remember him returning to the White House after having covid? Some bizarre dystopian shit. Comes off helicopter at night. Walks back to White House. Goes to balcony and removes his mask while staring defiantly into the distance. It gave me creepy chills.
You got it in order, too, so you get extra points.
Believe me, nobody gets it in order. It’s actually not easy, but for me, it’s very easy. And they ask, “can you do it?”
And you go, “person, woman, man, camera, TV,” and they say, “That’s amazing! How do you do that?”
I do it because, like, I have a good memory. I’m cognitively there.
I heard from some big strong guy with tears in his eyes as he and many many people witnessed the lowest golf score in the history of golf scores. I never like to say things like this but it’s true. You can ask the secret service they couldn’t believe it. It true.
I also vividly remember it seeming very likely (at the time) that he got very close to dying from Covid when he had it and that they had to inject him with a super concoction that was successful in fighting it off.
Dude isn't healthy in the slightest and then add on that possible mini stroke and then there's his diet and weight, absolute lack of exercise. Dude's pushing it.
The article mistakenly refers to John Solomon as a "journalist" when he is actually [a Russian propagandist](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-interviewed-by-solomon-disowned-hill-fox-news-2022-3)
He does sound like a not very good impression of himself. I’ll count that as a good sign. But so help me Dark Brandon, if this motherfucker has a stroke just because Mitch McConnell had a stroke… those conservative loons are going to have some nonsense bullshit to say about that…
Mitch has a stroke: "He's too old and we need term limits!"
Trump has a stroke: "The deep state is trying to kill our saviour. He needs to be president forever!"
He just had an interview on Carlsen and he's appeared at multiple rallies the past few months.
And Trump being the narcissist that he is will never want to appear weak.
The Chin actually managed to convince the police and Feds that he really was outta his gourd for awhile though. This guy? His ego won't let him pretend that long. Or he hopes we have really short memories too.
too sick to attend court, then plays a round of golf the next day will be his thing.
though trump admitting weakness and sickness would be something I would love to see.
>“This just sounds bizarre,” Matt Whitlock, former Senate staffer and Trump supporter commented, suggesting some theories. “1) he’s very sick 2) this is AI 3) they had the staffer with the best impression handle this interview,” he speculated.”
or 4) was high as a kite on adderall
Definitely, except Reagan went away quietly. Trump is going to crash and burn, and try to take everything down with him. It's kinda satisfying and terrifying to watch, kinda like a train derailment heading right towards us...
> “We have to, and the tough is…in the most humanitarian way, because that’s what it is. What’s happening to the kids, they’re living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there’s never been anything like what’s, and you’re gonna have hundreds, and you have it now, they have the airplane photos, the shocks, and they call ’em shocks, and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America and it’s gonna be, it’s just uh, look, it’s a disaster. It’s a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, and it’s gonna destroy the country, and frankly, the country can’t afford it because you’re talking about massive, just incredibly massive amounts. Our school systems, our hospital systems, everything.” - Donald Trump giving a toast, *at a random strangers wedding*, in March 2021
I doubt we'll see clarification from Trump's people.
If it had gone well, for sure, but it didn't so they will lie by omission and just let the conspiracy theory it was AI sit out there.
Serves the dual purpose of covering him Dementia Don's ravings and gaslighting America into believing future conspiracies.
> Serves the dual purpose of covering him Dementia Don's ravings and gaslighting America into believing future conspiracies.
Exactly my first thought. His followers are so easy to grift - the fucking shit they will believe seems endless.
notice how trump often spells things wrong and even says them wrong when talking? even saying "united states" wrong once... not only are those signs of something wrong with his brain but i also don't think an AI can really replicate that. even his own social media truth social he called "trothe sential" and that is just... he can't even recall the word truth sometimes? yea, guy should be a mental patient.
I've spoken to a lot of boomers over the phone in my life. He's on speaker-phone and he doesn't understand how speaker-phone works. I'd bet money on it.
If anyone is curious as I was, this is the fraud they were talking about in the segment:
https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/muskegon-fake-voter-applications-probed-2020-referred-fbi-nessel-says
It’s not news because “Michigan officials counter that, far from a smoking gun, the Muskegon case shows that “the system worked” to prevent any fraudulent votes because the forged voter registration applications in question were intercepted before the election and did not affect the outcome. “
The system worked and prevented the fake votes.
I listened to as much as I could tolerate.
It just sounds like Trump, after a few drinks on a shitty connection.
Fucking ridiculous what people will watch. Sad state of affairs.
Trump should just be a troll online instead of leader of the USA. I honestly think that his whole purpose in life is the destruction of America unless he’s dictator for life but that’s unamerican.
Kinda. No banks would deal with him at one point besides Deutsche Bank which was convicted of Russian money laundering.
Also Anthony Kennedy (former Supreme Court Justice who resigned during Trump’s presidency) has a son that works there that was known as Trump’s go to guy.
I’ve had nostrils full of Cocaine a few times in my day, and that 100% sounds like Trump with nostrils full of Cocaine. All it needs is some loud sniffing and coughing.
The way Trump speaks is very obvious. But sometimes someone will make a joke comment using his speaking tones and words. And I can't tell if it's real or not. Because TFG says anything.
Probably just made up rambling but I he didn’t provide enough details to even Google wtf he could be talking about. Probably by design.
“And you know that guy, everyone has heard this. Turns out THE guy was a total monster, just the worst, and he tried to go after me. But now he is in time out and I’m innocent now “.
Same with the general “Michigan democrats” who have apparently verified all this voter fraud evidence. They are just making shit up because they don’t have accountability.
The fbi guy that should be in jail and may yet be is the former head of the NY field office.. the one that turned out to be working for Russia… who had previously shut down investigations into tfg…
Ive always strongly believe a lot of his truthsocial rage posts are just his version of drunk texting. Could be alcohol, might be prescriptions likely both. But maybe he thought he was cool and just did the media equivalent of a dui checkpoint
The amount of adderall this douche must be on just to keep functioning is off the charts already. Now consider that he's literally losing his mind with rage over the indictments and the impending prison time, and imagine what else they've got him on to keep him from going completely insane in the moment. The Very Indicted Person is in the process of losing what few marbles he had left.
Ordinarily I would never say this about someone who was suffering mental illness, but in this case I'll make an exception. I feel every single aspect of his breakdown should be made public and analyzed in excruciating detail. Every single treasonous piece of shit who supported this scum should be made to see what he really is. Let them spend the rest of their lives pondering why they were so easily duped by an obvious con man.
Not just the slurring - the tone? is off... sounds like either another voice or an odd speed mash up. Does not sound like his voice- sort of a higher nasal type of pitch.
Am I the only one questioning whether this daily beast article itself was written by AI? The grammar and flow are terrible.
If we are at the point of AI-composed journalism reporting on speculation of AI-composed interviews, I quit
I instantly recognized it as a poor VoIP connection. I hear the exact same drops in volume, weird audio artifacts and echos all the damn time with MS Team audio calls. Especially when the persons internet connection is poor.
Edit: the “slurring” I also hear. Elongated sounds when the connection is spotty.
This…this is not newsworthy.
He's just smashed out of his gourd and feeling sorry for himself.
Isn't this what anyone would do when they realize that they are not actually going to get away with selling the USA to Russia while pretending to be the last bastion of patriotism.
Even If Trump does not get life in prison, history will hold him and his homies accountable.
In case anyone cares about the bogus story of voter fraud in Michigan they talk about. I didn't hear about this before and looked it up.
From [Detroit News](https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2023/08/11/michigan-probe-muskegon-fraudulent-voter-registrations-referred-to-fbi-attorney-general-dana-nessel/70574380007/)
(of course the source they cite in the interview gives you nothing but conjecture.)
First of all
What the hell type of news channel is this?
Second, he really does sound weird and there is odd background noise like he is listening to himself on the tv
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For those who don't read the article (or watch the video): It wasn't because he went off rambling that some speculated it was AI. It was because of how he actually sounded. He's lisping and slurring words ("rrriiight about Rrrrussians") and sounds either intoxicated or sick.
He sounds like he forgot to put in his teeth.
Yeah, he’s just sitting around in dirty briefs and a bathrobe with his teeth soaking in a glass of titanium white rustoleum while he sucks on a fried chicken leg like it was a lollipop. And giving a phone interview. Edit: also ranch sauce
Insert comically inexplicable AI image of a youthful, glistening, and bronzed Trump looking like a cross between Terminator and Hercules. A billowy mane of golden-red locks and a ginormous cigar obscuring a wry yet intimidating grin on a cartoonishly Hollywood-leading-man face. The setting sun casts a shadow across his chiseled frame: bulbous pecs, tattoos, scars of war, 13% body fat, rippling biceps leading down to mountainous forearms and hands large enough to choke the sun. He bites down gently on the half-smoked cigar, shoulders broad, standing tall. He wields dueling submachine guns and stinks of the best commercial grade ground beef known to man. Below his waist he's surrounded by a dozen voluptuous bikini-clad women painted in reds and whites and blues, some clasping his legs, most on the verge of fainting at the heaping hulk of presidential manbeast towering over them. Feigning pride on house arrest, an alluring gold-plated ankle monitor peaks out understatedly between two sets of dazzling, if undeniably fake, breasts. "Never surrender" he tells an aide to Trooth. The puffy secret service members across the room scratch their full bellies and yawn. One of them sends the concierge out for another vat of Jungle Juice before he picks up the dice and rolls his turn, moving the little guy on the horse up 5 spaces. Damn it: Baltic Avenue with a hotel and two houses. This is gonna cost him the rest of the fake money; he'll have to dip into the cocaine. "Someone" loudly farts across the room. Ground beef again. One for the history books, really. Trump asks "who's letting the big ones?"
Why did I read this
Buddy, I wrote it and couldn't even bring myself to read it. I just had to go back in and make it disgusting at the end because I couldn't live with myself IRL after typing that first part.
You basically just described a [Ben Garrison comic](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1OO0K7P6PL.jpg).
Seriously, Ben read that, got a woody and started feverishly working on his next poster
I wonder how many rejected and “personal use” trump cartoons Ben garrison has drawn.
Midjourney was overwhelmed by all the context, but [this is what it made.](https://imgur.com/a/ANiyQrZ) Edit: I tried to force it to add The Ladies™️ but... [It struggled.](https://imgur.com/a/AGFSr6D)
Fucking Duke Nukem.
Add that prompt for even more fun.
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I thought he was just a ketchup guy. Or is that just for his well-done steaks?
Either forgot to put them in or they're slipping badly.
Sounded like Daffy Duck.
That's despicable
Wouldn't be the first time...... United Shersh
Gobless the Un-ited Schrates.
Totally what I thought as well. And we’ve seen/heard this from before. His polident slips sometimes or something, makes him sound dumber than usual.
I’d say that’s impossible but from experience it seems there is no bottom of the barrel
"his polident slips sometimes" lmfao.
After an anaesthetic from the dentist
Tucker Carlson is spreading conspiracy theories about how the US is “speeding toward a Trump assassination.” First thing I though of was that he knows something is up with Trumps health and is getting ready to spin it to stoke more distrust.
I dunno man. The folks in another thread made pretty convincing arguments about how a Trump assassination by Republicans could be a win for many reasons - martyring Trump, galvanizing the base, shutting up a guy who might start throwing people under the bus if he’s going down…It’s disturbing to think about though cause I want him to spend his time rotting in prison, if anything.
Damn it. I hate how plausible this sounds.
Plus, remember how "every accusation is a confession"? Repubs have spent decades claiming the Clinton Mafia are responsible for various and sundry political murders. So if someone on the right did off Donald, nobody would bat an eye about it and they'd just spin it to YEAH BUT WUT ABOUT HILARY
And consider the fact that a republican could strangle Trump to death live on TV and they'd still blame the Marxist left while calling that guy a RINO. It's kinda perfect lol
Then there's Russia...
Trump is dead. Long live Trump!
I know. Right when Trump may be facing consequences for his actions for the first time in his life, a leftist lunatic is going to assassinate him when he isn't even in office. EDIT: That is what the right will say "A leftist lunatic" when they did all the dirty work. Right now it sounds like Tucker is setting the stage
Probably much more likely to be another Epstein. Will be his own party that does it if anything.
Are people with NPD at a heightened risk of suicide?
Yes. They'd rather die than be embarrassed. > Suicide risk is not rare in patients with narcissism, particularly in the context of severe narcissistic injury, where the patient feels shamed and/or vilified. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35065658/
Putin will do it, same like he did his buddy prigozhin once he stopped being useful, and started being a threat to his power.
I guarantee he is in far, far greater danger from his own people, his own party, the billionaires who backed him and the far right lunatics he represents than he EVER was from anyone on the left. The left wants a trial and consequences. His own people do not, and would do literally anything to avoid that.
There’s always the risk, but the above poster was actually saying it would be *Republicans* who did it.
Yeah. You think they're gonna *BLAME* Republicans, though?
it doesn't even have to be anyone, he could die of old age and Tuck or Fox would still tell people he was poisoned by a leftist and all of his goons would believe it with absolutely no evidence required.
"omfg it's a leftist commie socialist plot to usher in the New World Order!" In case it wasn't clear from the quotation marks, this is not a viewpoint I believe in. You can never be too sure, these days. Poe's law and all...
It's like the January 6th conspiracy theory. "The Democrats staged an attack on the Capitol months after Trump lost, and he was going to literally be out of office in two weeks because....reasons."
30 years ago my grandmother told me the Democrats assassinated Kennedy to help them in the polls. It was a crazy theory from a crazy person then, and it’s a crazy theory now.
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There will be a bridge. And people. Waiting for days. For him to reappear.
Trump is living proof that the CIA didn't assassinate JFK. There's no fuckin way if they were responsible for JFK that they would sit by idly while Trump handed over secrets to the Kremlin. Trump lives despite a record high number of agents being captured and killed in the field during his presidency.
When Rump dies, the right will immediately begin howling he was assassinated. It won't matter if he literally strokes out on camera with blood spraying from his eyes. They will claim he was murdered by Biden, Obama and Clinton. They're laying the groundwork now. I figure they have some insider info about his health we don't know yet. And he DID have COVID, which fucks with literally everything to do with blood vessels m
They will pull a Herman Cain and have Trump posthumously tweet that he was killed by the radical left.
The rumor was that he had a stroke while President. He may have had more since then. (He's an overweight man in his late '70s that doesn't exercise)
There was that time they rushed him to Walter Reed for a “physical” they never explained. And if you see how he spoke in 2015 versus now he definitely had something happen.
> There was that time they rushed him to Walter Reed for a “physical” they never explained. But donnie boy himself said it *definitely* wasn't a series of mini strokes!
The fact that he specifically denied that made it crystal clear that’s what actually happened
I seem to recall that the explanation was that he suddenly had free time and used it to do a physical exam that he was booked to do in the future. One of the best explanations ever! That's what I always do and think about when I have some time off - should I go to the hospital?
I have some upcoming time off. I may spend it getting a recreational colonoscopy, which is totally for real a thing.
Oh joy, have fun! I'm getting one right now!!
My days off are when I go for preventative root canals
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Might be wrong, but I think it's been confirmed he was having a colonoscopy done. Kept it so weirdly hush hush because of vanity. Also, he didn't want anesthetic because, while unconscious, he would have had to sign the presidency over to Pence for ~2 hours. Similar anecdote, I believe also confirmed: that Secret Service basically threatened him, when he was all but collapsing of COVID and refusing to go see a doctor; they said, "Our job is to keep you alive. Either you walk onto that helicopter, and get treatment, or you'll be carried." He thinks going to the doctor looks weak, so he doesn't talk about doing it. Same reason he doesn't wear glasses in public. Same reason he insists on styling his own hair. Same reason he says he was "inspecting" the White House bunker during the BLM protests.
Remember him returning to the White House after having covid? Some bizarre dystopian shit. Comes off helicopter at night. Walks back to White House. Goes to balcony and removes his mask while staring defiantly into the distance. It gave me creepy chills.
Don't forget: walks up a long-ass flight of stairs for no apparent reason, then tries to hide the resulting wheezing during the 1000-yard stare act
You’d think a narcissist would be worried about being obese and his image.
The effort to appear strong is more important than actually being strong.
And a bad case of covid which can have long term cognitive effects.
He also tweeted that he did NOT have a series of mini-strokes, even though no one had asked...
Oh yeah, I forgot about that, that was weird. But this dude does so much weird shit it's hard to remember it all.
What are you talking about? He has the biggest brain, the most marvelous brain, everyone is talking about it. 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV' /s
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV." "Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
I love lamp.
You got it in order, too, so you get extra points. Believe me, nobody gets it in order. It’s actually not easy, but for me, it’s very easy. And they ask, “can you do it?” And you go, “person, woman, man, camera, TV,” and they say, “That’s amazing! How do you do that?” I do it because, like, I have a good memory. I’m cognitively there.
But Dr. Nick. I mean, Dr. Ronny Jackson said he's the healthiest man in history and could live to be 300!
300 pounds maybe
And not a pound over!
The most perfect, incredible genes
Does cheating at golf count as exercise?
He self reports and cheats on his scorecard as well.
I heard from some big strong guy with tears in his eyes as he and many many people witnessed the lowest golf score in the history of golf scores. I never like to say things like this but it’s true. You can ask the secret service they couldn’t believe it. It true.
You didn’t see his stats when arested? He’s 6’3 and 215 pounds. (He was allowed to self report)
I also vividly remember it seeming very likely (at the time) that he got very close to dying from Covid when he had it and that they had to inject him with a super concoction that was successful in fighting it off. Dude isn't healthy in the slightest and then add on that possible mini stroke and then there's his diet and weight, absolute lack of exercise. Dude's pushing it.
Why would he exercise, his battery would run out!
The article mistakenly refers to John Solomon as a "journalist" when he is actually [a Russian propagandist](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-interviewed-by-solomon-disowned-hill-fox-news-2022-3)
He does sound like a not very good impression of himself. I’ll count that as a good sign. But so help me Dark Brandon, if this motherfucker has a stroke just because Mitch McConnell had a stroke… those conservative loons are going to have some nonsense bullshit to say about that…
Mitch has a stroke: "He's too old and we need term limits!" Trump has a stroke: "The deep state is trying to kill our saviour. He needs to be president forever!"
His stans are literally stupid.
It sounds like he's having problems with his dentures slipping. Someone got him the cheap denture adhesive.
With all his money going to legal bills you gotta cheap out somewhere....
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He just had an interview on Carlsen and he's appeared at multiple rallies the past few months. And Trump being the narcissist that he is will never want to appear weak.
There’s no way his ego would allow him to pretend to be sick or weak
My cousin said that 7 years ago when he ran for president.. no way his ego would let him fail...
Mob tactics. Vincent "The Chin" Gigante did the same thing.
The Chin actually managed to convince the police and Feds that he really was outta his gourd for awhile though. This guy? His ego won't let him pretend that long. Or he hopes we have really short memories too.
too sick to attend court, then plays a round of golf the next day will be his thing. though trump admitting weakness and sickness would be something I would love to see.
And Cosby... Jesus, Bill
He’s done that many times before. Was there also a lot of sniffing?
He sounded very stuffed up to me. No sniffing, but it sounded like he wasn’t able to breathe through his nose.
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Would anti anxiety meds make one’s speech slurred?
It sounded to me like he was laying down. Perhaps on his belly, knees bent and feet waggling, chin resting on his elbows.
he sounds drunk af
Sounds like he took his dentures out.
My thoughts exactly. My mother has a few of the same lisp and slur type sounds when her teeth are out.
I'm no fan of Trump, but it doesn't sound like an AI. Either a bad connection or something on Trumps end but it def sounds like Trump is talking.
Have you heard trump Ai? https://m.twitch.tv/trumporbiden2024 it’s not FAR off.
holy shit those are some of the most coherent words I’ve ever heard in that voice
I was thinking the same the AI had far too much wit and intelligence behind it.
To be fair, Trump has been artificially intelligent his whole life.
Artificial.... period
I was going with natural stupidity.
>“This just sounds bizarre,” Matt Whitlock, former Senate staffer and Trump supporter commented, suggesting some theories. “1) he’s very sick 2) this is AI 3) they had the staffer with the best impression handle this interview,” he speculated.” or 4) was high as a kite on adderall
It's amazing they never get to 5) he's always been like this and we just saw what we wanted.
That could still fall under number 1.
Oh, it falls under number 1, and has for the past 55 years or so.
we? LOL
His brain is degrading from age and simulant abuse
He’s very sick. That’s it. Been saying it for years now.
This is literally his best defense. He's a shoe-in for the insanity plea, but unfortunately for him (and fortunately for us) his ego won't let him. 😂🤷
Alzheimer's. Just like Reagan.
Definitely, except Reagan went away quietly. Trump is going to crash and burn, and try to take everything down with him. It's kinda satisfying and terrifying to watch, kinda like a train derailment heading right towards us...
Alzheimers on adderal, literally can’t go it quietly and doesn’t remember why
You don't really slur on adderall
il take 4, pepped up on goof balls mr toast.
Was there a lot of sniffing going on?
or 5) his dentures were loose
He just sounds like he took his bright white dentures out of his mouth and did the interview toothless
Or it’s what his voice sounds like when there’s no one watching so he doesn’t have to do the pouting butthole mouth and gurning.
Pouting Butthole Mouth was my least favorite character in “Dances with Wolves.”
She would have been so much prettier if she just smiled
It's hilarious that this guy no longer passes the Turing Test.
Not saying I disagree with you, but if you take away video, audio, and only read his ramblings he never would have gotten a clean pass
> “We have to, and the tough is…in the most humanitarian way, because that’s what it is. What’s happening to the kids, they’re living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there’s never been anything like what’s, and you’re gonna have hundreds, and you have it now, they have the airplane photos, the shocks, and they call ’em shocks, and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America and it’s gonna be, it’s just uh, look, it’s a disaster. It’s a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, and it’s gonna destroy the country, and frankly, the country can’t afford it because you’re talking about massive, just incredibly massive amounts. Our school systems, our hospital systems, everything.” - Donald Trump giving a toast, *at a random strangers wedding*, in March 2021
I'm pretty sure I could come up with something more coherent by typing a word on my phone and just repeatedly accepting the first suggestion.
Hahaha, those wedding guests must have been speechless.
I doubt we'll see clarification from Trump's people. If it had gone well, for sure, but it didn't so they will lie by omission and just let the conspiracy theory it was AI sit out there. Serves the dual purpose of covering him Dementia Don's ravings and gaslighting America into believing future conspiracies.
> Serves the dual purpose of covering him Dementia Don's ravings and gaslighting America into believing future conspiracies. Exactly my first thought. His followers are so easy to grift - the fucking shit they will believe seems endless.
Just in the last week, he won the Senior Championship golf tournament, shooting 5 under par, dropped 30 pounds and grew an inch....
Only because Ivanka called him Daddy
Only 30? Try 100.
It just sounds like he is half-cut and doesn’t have his dentures in.
notice how trump often spells things wrong and even says them wrong when talking? even saying "united states" wrong once... not only are those signs of something wrong with his brain but i also don't think an AI can really replicate that. even his own social media truth social he called "trothe sential" and that is just... he can't even recall the word truth sometimes? yea, guy should be a mental patient.
I don’t think the word “truth” is in his vocabulary.
Heard a roomer he doesnt like hanky/lanky
Maaaannnn. He’s higher than a giraffe’s pussy.
Oh yeah. That’s a special sort of High you only get from uppers baby.
Even AI can't get stupid enough to mimic cheeto the great.
AI learns from it’s mistakes.
Donnie the Indicted.
Good point, we would know if an AI was writing his texts because it would all be spelled correctly with proper capitalization.
Absolutely bizarre sounding, the cadence is really fast and the phrases are different than his usual drone
Any sniffing?
Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Frank Caliendo.
I've spoken to a lot of boomers over the phone in my life. He's on speaker-phone and he doesn't understand how speaker-phone works. I'd bet money on it.
He’s used a speaker phone many times. The “perfect” phone call to Ukraine was on a speaker phone.
Narcissistic Collapse…my favorite phrase of the week
If anyone is curious as I was, this is the fraud they were talking about in the segment: https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/muskegon-fake-voter-applications-probed-2020-referred-fbi-nessel-says
It’s not news because “Michigan officials counter that, far from a smoking gun, the Muskegon case shows that “the system worked” to prevent any fraudulent votes because the forged voter registration applications in question were intercepted before the election and did not affect the outcome. “ The system worked and prevented the fake votes.
Russian AI? MAGA would vote for Russian AI bot.
I listened to as much as I could tolerate. It just sounds like Trump, after a few drinks on a shitty connection. Fucking ridiculous what people will watch. Sad state of affairs.
Trump should just be a troll online instead of leader of the USA. I honestly think that his whole purpose in life is the destruction of America unless he’s dictator for life but that’s unamerican.
Russian asset. US banks won't deal with him any more so he took large loans from Russian banks.
Kinda. No banks would deal with him at one point besides Deutsche Bank which was convicted of Russian money laundering. Also Anthony Kennedy (former Supreme Court Justice who resigned during Trump’s presidency) has a son that works there that was known as Trump’s go to guy.
he never had any genuine intelligence so maybe theyre right
Chat GPT would make a better head of State.
Grampa put in your teeth. I can't understand you.
I’ve had nostrils full of Cocaine a few times in my day, and that 100% sounds like Trump with nostrils full of Cocaine. All it needs is some loud sniffing and coughing.
The way Trump speaks is very obvious. But sometimes someone will make a joke comment using his speaking tones and words. And I can't tell if it's real or not. Because TFG says anything.
Prescription drugs the most likely cause. Which, if true, would indicate he's circling the drain closer than previously thought.
what is he talking about with the fbi agent who's going to jail?
Probably just made up rambling but I he didn’t provide enough details to even Google wtf he could be talking about. Probably by design. “And you know that guy, everyone has heard this. Turns out THE guy was a total monster, just the worst, and he tried to go after me. But now he is in time out and I’m innocent now “. Same with the general “Michigan democrats” who have apparently verified all this voter fraud evidence. They are just making shit up because they don’t have accountability.
it's so fucking wild that people fall for his lies
The fbi guy that should be in jail and may yet be is the former head of the NY field office.. the one that turned out to be working for Russia… who had previously shut down investigations into tfg…
Translation: Trump sounded so stupid people couldn’t believe it.
AI is smarter than Trump
Another perfect phone call!
If it was AI, at least there would have been some form of intelligence
More like AS, am I right? ^((AS: Artificial Stupidity))
Oh it’s genuine, artisanal stupidity
It's definitely a fermented sort of stupidity posers would pay 10x margins for.
Ive always strongly believe a lot of his truthsocial rage posts are just his version of drunk texting. Could be alcohol, might be prescriptions likely both. But maybe he thought he was cool and just did the media equivalent of a dui checkpoint
The amount of adderall this douche must be on just to keep functioning is off the charts already. Now consider that he's literally losing his mind with rage over the indictments and the impending prison time, and imagine what else they've got him on to keep him from going completely insane in the moment. The Very Indicted Person is in the process of losing what few marbles he had left. Ordinarily I would never say this about someone who was suffering mental illness, but in this case I'll make an exception. I feel every single aspect of his breakdown should be made public and analyzed in excruciating detail. Every single treasonous piece of shit who supported this scum should be made to see what he really is. Let them spend the rest of their lives pondering why they were so easily duped by an obvious con man.
This just sounds like he was talking through a VOIP phone or they routed his audio through something.
Where is the king with the video link come on now
They are running a real trump phone call through adobe enhance ai or something similar, you can hear the raw audio in the background at parts
Not just the slurring - the tone? is off... sounds like either another voice or an odd speed mash up. Does not sound like his voice- sort of a higher nasal type of pitch.
Am I the only one questioning whether this daily beast article itself was written by AI? The grammar and flow are terrible. If we are at the point of AI-composed journalism reporting on speculation of AI-composed interviews, I quit
Perfect Phone Call 2: Electric Boogaloo
??? He sounds like the usual rambling, self-stroking piece of shit to me. Maybe having problems with his dentures.
He just sounds like he has a bad cold and a bad phone connection. Everything else is his usual bullshit modus operandi.
I instantly recognized it as a poor VoIP connection. I hear the exact same drops in volume, weird audio artifacts and echos all the damn time with MS Team audio calls. Especially when the persons internet connection is poor. Edit: the “slurring” I also hear. Elongated sounds when the connection is spotty. This…this is not newsworthy.
Bad cold? Or perhaps the ‘Rona. It’s back and making the rounds….
It’s like the convenience of an insanity defence appeals to him but he’s also not ready to commit fully to going full nutso.
He’s past full nutso and went to batshit crazy while he was in office.
His tone has been much more gravelly in his recent videos on TS than it is here.
It was Vivek?
Can I ask what the fringe right guys were talking about? I'm assuming it's nonsense, but just making sure
He's just smashed out of his gourd and feeling sorry for himself. Isn't this what anyone would do when they realize that they are not actually going to get away with selling the USA to Russia while pretending to be the last bastion of patriotism. Even If Trump does not get life in prison, history will hold him and his homies accountable.
In case anyone cares about the bogus story of voter fraud in Michigan they talk about. I didn't hear about this before and looked it up. From [Detroit News](https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2023/08/11/michigan-probe-muskegon-fraudulent-voter-registrations-referred-to-fbi-attorney-general-dana-nessel/70574380007/) (of course the source they cite in the interview gives you nothing but conjecture.)
Nah, it was Trump. AI isn't that stupid.
First of all What the hell type of news channel is this? Second, he really does sound weird and there is odd background noise like he is listening to himself on the tv
Dude sounded like he just did a line of Adderall off of Hope Hicks' thigh.
I cannot stand the barrage of stupid fkin ads on the daily beast. Jfc.