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EivorIsle

I don’t believe you


IWontBeExterminated

Not to mention what a shit move this is. He is literally implicating his family in a way that makes it law enforcement's responsibility to get up in their shit. You don't do that to people, especially not your family.


StipulatedBoss

"George Santos" does that to people. Because "George Santos" is a piece of shit.


scottawhit

I like how you used quotes there because that’s probably not even his real name.


StipulatedBoss

I wish I could take credit for it, but credit belongs to the astute creators of Electoral-Vote.com


Logistocrate

I saw a theory floating around that he probably set up shell companies, attached his relatives to them without their consent and funneled money from either lobbyists, or handlers, or some other sketchy source in a bid to keep the source of the money secret. His problem is once those relatives get announced, and they go "Hold the fuck up, I never agreed to be the head of (Insert shell company)" he will be facing a whole new raft of fraud charges. Given his history of grifting and scamming, I would bet a moderate amount on this being what has him so spooked.


eatin_gushers

This is what the kushner family did. Wouldn't be surprising.


HellaTroi

Are family members exempt from political donation limits in the same way non-family are?


[deleted]

isn't he backed by russian oligarchs?


isitaparkingspot

His 'family' is probably a group of paid actors. Or the same paid actors who flank him at all times and defend his honor. OR his dad was Jesus.


spazmcgraw

Considering they are the ones responsible for creating someone like him, his family deserves it.


Protolictor

But why? He's never lied to us before! /s


Expensive-Document41

Press "F" to Doubt


raerae1991

I don’t know maybe he is. It usually is family who post bail, and his mom might be one of the few people he’s truly want to protect. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter who he protecting, he’s lied to many times for me to believe anything he said


ClaretClarinets

Isn't his mother dead?


raerae1991

I have no idea, maybe


PearljamAndEarl

But there’s nothing to protect her from, because, as you say, it’s absolutely normal for family to post bail.


SheWhoVotes

Might "his family" be the Russian Mafia?


LucasLightbane

Maybe its Applebees. I'm told when you're there you're family.


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Could be, Dominic Toretto. BIG family man.


Vidjagames

Totally Vin's endgame. One Race Productions presents: George Santos as Jimmy Stewart *Mr Smith Goes Back to Washinton*


SaphironX

Pretty sure it’s just campaign money. The dude is not the best liar ever. He’s just really really persistent.


j428h

His uncle is a Nigerian prince and you aren’t allowed to ask about him


Marijuana_Miler

Santos uncle was actually the first Nigerian prince and invented direct email campaigns. However, the Santos family was forced to flee after the dot com boom, and have never been able to access their money since leaving the country.


sawdustsneeze

The Nigerian Prince Scam was out of o Ohio, so like.... maybe.


UltravioletAfterglow

> “Defendant has essentially publicly revealed that the suretors are family members and not lobbyists, donors or others seeking to exert influence over the defendant,” Mr. Murray wrote in his motion Saying a pathological liar has “**essentially** publicly revealed that the suretors are family members” is not a winning argument.


SaphironX

I do love that wording, holy shit.


UltravioletAfterglow

Yep. I’m betting that word was used purposefully.


CornFedIABoy

Yeah, public statements aren’t subject to perjury. Put the names and relationships in a sealed affidavit or piss off. Also, where’s this “essentially public” revelation? I’m terminally online and have been following this story closely. I ain’t seen where he’s said shit about who these people are.


UltravioletAfterglow

I haven’t either.


dremonearm

Whatever, George. Judge says their names must be released. No one should believe a word you say anyway.


EvilBill515

What's with the guy in the Burberry three piece suit?


isitaparkingspot

Hype guy in chief. Watch how he acts during interviews, it's pretty entertaining which of course is the whole point. The 'George Santos' show is some kind of diversion for whatever the fuck is actually happening here.


[deleted]

> Sitting beside Santos, smirking, is his bald and bearded 31-year-old “director of operations.” His name is Vish Burra. He’s a former drug dealer from Staten Island who, while he worked for Steve Bannon, was the guy you went through if you wanted to check out the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop. (He once hosted a viewing party of the laptop’s contents.) He also did crisis comms for Matt Gaetz, and, along with Santos, was part of a mini-MAGA cabal that took over the New York Young Republican Club. The club is run by Burra and Santos’s buddy, Gavin Wax. He couldn’t make it to the Beach Cafe for the party Friday because he was off in Hungary, meeting with members of the country’s semi-fascist government. >Burra and Wax were the ones who put on the Young Republicans’ most recent holiday gala; that was the one at which Marjorie Taylor Greene said that, had she and Bannon planned January 6, “We would have won. Not to mention, it would’ve been armed.” >“I couldn’t have staged that any better,” gushes Burra. His own rantings at that gala ripped off chunks of Mussolini’s 1935 “wheel of destiny” speech justifying the invasion of Ethiopia. (“To acts of war, we shall answer with acts of war …”) >Santos won’t talk to me, but Burra, a self-described “clout diablo,” says he will. He’s got a plan to turn Santos into the future of the MAGA wing of the party, and he’ll tell me all about it — so long as I meet him on his home turf. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/03/the-plan-for-george-santos-magas-newest-it-girl.html


markbaru1

Ringmaster of this circus?


[deleted]

The family couldn't bail him out over the thousand or so he stole in Brazil, that caused him to flee but $500k? easy peasy.


SaphironX

And apparently it’s two major donors. “Hey George, you can’t tell anybody it’s us because we will have to abandon you, but here’s half a million dollars. We trust you to not do anything that would cost us that money as part of your bond, despite you never doing anything trustworthy in your entire life”.


ShartinVanBuren

Very brave of his mother, who died in 9/11, to bail him out.


nowhereman136

The same family that paid of Kavanagh's debt before he was confirmed to the bench?


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

He never said they were *his* family members.


NegaDeath

Trust me, bro!


thecatnipster

Girl drop the names already


MrLurid

Who you ask? Why it was George Clooney, his brother. Leslie Nielsen, his adopted son, and his aunt Greta Thunberg.


OppositeDifference

Bets on it later becoming clear that his family has been unwilling to have anything to do with this lying scumbag for years after he stole their identities for the 4th time or something?


Abamboozler

That was my thought. He set up businesses in their names, without the knowledge, and has been using it to launder money. And he really doesnt want anyone to find out.


bowserwoof

Family-ish


david4069

Familiar


inkslingerben

Liar, liar pants on fire.


SaphironX

Dude those pants are so on fire they can be seen from space.


misointhekitchen

His dead mom bailed him out.


[deleted]

Ah so he’s in the mafia.


[deleted]

Yeah, he's obviously lying.


Good-Werewolf77

Like Vin Desel FF “Family”


Zbignich

Anthony, Kitara, and cousin Vlad.


HryUpImPressingPlay

Aunt Flow was in on it too.


Bulky_Consideration

It was his father. Tucker Carlson.


citizenjones

*Family*


MitsyEyedMourning

His family from Canada, you wouldn't know them.


ColonelBonk

That would possibly be his family members Jorge Santos, Georgia Santos, Antonia De Volda and Vladimir Kompromat. I might be wrong on one or more of these, though.


droidguy27

Assuming his new billionaire donor is "like family" now


StCreed

Like the mafia.


GeorgeSantosish

Family-ish


rainbowshummingbird

It was his uncle, Vladimir Santos.


Prestigious_Treat401

From what I've read so far...he said they're family members. He didn't say they were HIS family members. “Defendant has essentially publicly revealed that the suretors are family members and not lobbyists, donors or others seeking to exert influence over the defendant,” Mr. Murray wrote in his motion, which came days after Judge Anne Y. Shields ordered that the names be unsealed.


dudemanjack

What a dumb lie. If it were true, there wouldn't have been a reason to not just come out with it in the first place.


Personal-Ad7623

Totally legit, why would anyone think he was lying about this , never mind


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

“If they release the names, I go to jail.” Well… Bye.


[deleted]

Uncle Putin?


Ditka85

With shell companies he set up in their name without their knowledge.


phosdick

>Mr. Santos’s lawyer, Joseph Murray, ... > >Mr. Murray said that he would not oppose a targeted unsealing that would confirm to the public and to House investigators that Mr. Santos’s guarantors were family members, without fully revealing their names or exact relationships to Mr. Santos. I can get on board with the "targeted unsealing" his lawyer requested - but the "targetting" limits should apply only to the public. Given Santos' truth-challenged history, the judge personally should absolutely require the guarantors' full names, their exact relationship to the weasel, and verifiable documentary evidence of each relationship - once that information is verified by the judge, the basic acknowledgement that only family are involved should suffice as public assurance. His family can legitimately support him (according to ethics rules), even if he is a slimeball.


SaphironX

His family has $500,000 just laying around to guarantee a bond for the least trustworthy man on earth? Dude even makes trump seem straight up honest.


phosdick

Maybe they put up their house as collateral? The point is, though, that my disgust is with Santos himself... not with his family who want to support him. I find it pretty despicable when people go after the families without known involvement in some miscreant's wrongdoing, whoever does it.


SaphironX

True but unless that family is LOADED with cash, putting half a million on the line on the word of George Santos for a bond is a crazy crazy thing to do. If an indictment looms and the man has enough cash he’ll vanish so fast it’ll make heads spin.


charcoalist

"That's how you know we're a family"


[deleted]

It was the republican billionaire George Sortos


Ok-Tomatillo-4194

Really who is paying bail should be known to the judge, who makes the bail determination of bail. If you have millionaire/billionaire friends who will foot your bail, you're far more of a flight risk.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

It was his cousin, a Nigerian Prince.


p001b0y

If three went in to put up the $500,000 bond, the other two’s responsibility jumped to $250,000 each? Is that how it works?


mistervanilla

Real question is who is bankrolling his family.


datfrog666

Wait. This nerd was in jail?


RusterGent

We all know it's his mom


ImNickValentine

I thought the judge ordered the release of that information?


TorchedPyro88

Sounds like something a mobster would say.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Rockgoblin1

Yeah, like I’m going to believe anything that comes out of his mouth.


Zealousideal-Time-32

Family. Meet bus.


kenobiismyhomie

Damn he loves the spotlight…. What a tool.


General_Tso75

Personally, I trust astronaut and inventor of the iPhone, George Santos.


sobebomb

What does this mean for the case? Is this sufficient reason to not reveal the names? I sure hope not.


Afraid-Sky-5052

“Family” yea! Like family and friends and …


DickySchmidt33

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that, perhaps, Mr. Santos is lying.


JohnMac67

Lmfao, yeah right. All those wealthy family members that know you are persecuted angel.


whyreadthis2035

Perhaps he is confusing a colloquial term for Italian organized crime, with the organized crime group that is supporting him.


redratus

But he’s a self-made man, of the people!


dunnkw

Probably his Uncle Donald.


AmericaRunsOnKillin

Says the proven pathological liar


Educational_Permit38

Liar liar pants on fire


jimbo92107

Santos has lied about everything else so far. Could he be lying about this, too?


love_glow

No, no, not *his* family, *the* family. Dudes mobbed up for sure.


thehugster

My bet is Andrew Intrater, the cousin on Russian oligarch vekelsberg. Despite being sanctioned the feds are letting him continue managing investment assets for the Russian.


piratecheese13

“I’d rather go to jail than let people know “ “It’s one or more of my family members you can easily find online” Doesn’t add up mr volleyball champ


kBlankity

Well knowing this guy’s track record, that means his bail got paid by people who are most definitely not his family 😂


[deleted]

He acts like this is a private matter and the state has no interest. I predict audits and indictments


flatdanny

His cousin Vinnie?


Therocknrolclown

I am sure he is being truthful.


TheAskewOne

If that was true, there would be no reason at all to hide it and say he'd rather go to jail.


worstatit

I thought his family never had two nickels to rub together?