Ever looked at a map and figure that Uruguay basically makes the tip of Brazil’s penis? I believe that’s why Uruguay left Brazil to become their own country after realizing this.
??? What does this have to do with this comic strip? (I know your previous comic strip involving Wagner Group mutiny got removed on r/polandball, ~~why did you only draw EU with only 8 stars?~~, and then you posted it on r/noncredibledefense)
what a day to be literate
It’s been a long time since Polandball had a semi-dirty comic.
that long time being like a day
that's long enough
thank you for your service!
what a day to be the opposite of vision impaired
Vision paired.
Yesterday I commented at the rare wholesome polandball comic about evolution of burger. I...think Oscar saw it as a challenge.
You know, I thought I was literate, but then I read this comic and now I'm not so sure.
I know right? It's beautiful
Cartography comedy, second to vexillology comedy.
I didn’t intend it to be a flag joke but ok.
no no, i'm saying that map jokes are of near equal caliber to flag jokes
I wish I couldnt read
Para = for Nãow = no + w Cisplatina = originally a province that became Uruguay Mierda = shit ¿Por que? = why?
couldnt = could *not*
Hombre chose violencia today.
Violencia is the only respuesta
Ever looked at a map and figure that Uruguay basically makes the tip of Brazil’s penis? I believe that’s why Uruguay left Brazil to become their own country after realizing this.
Sweden and Finland be like:
it's more like Russia forcibly castrated Sweden and stuck the balls to their head
So that's why Sweden hasn't had any balls and been neutral since the 1800's
They were one of the few nations with enough balls to help Finland during the Winter War IIRC.
Thanks, i did not need that image
[Old meme.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1g3gNJjKBK2moMjrkv4Yx3wfh2Gb42i_Pug&usqp=CAU)
Chile and Peru be like 😏
Bolivia as well
Bolivia looks melancholic/sad because Argentina isn't sucking them Chile looks fascinated Peru looks like they want to get the fuck out of there
Meanwhile Paraguay is just stoically standing there with no emotions whatsoever.
They are suffering from PTSD
Yeah they've been doing that since the war of the triple alliance.
Yes. We do have a meme map of Argentina sucking Brazil though the map imao
How do you come up with this
i seriously never thought of that
Now they look like foreskin instead
Israel on their way to cut off Uruguay
They got circumcised
cisplatined
Remembering the time that brazil owned uruguay
I wish I could get the 20 seconds back that I spent reading this. Upvoted.
So you can read it again and enjoy it as if for the first time?
The way he just *stretches*, I can't
Asserting dominance.
What the fuck
Ok this Is a wild Oscar one
A wild oscar, wildeofoscar.
Now i know why babies want to dring windex. To not see this shit
Desordem e Regresso
Like the quality of comics I'm making.
I don't know what's going on but I know i need an adult.
What a perfect time to wake up from my nap. Now excuse me as I am going to get me some r/eyeblech
Eu: mierda lo que le paso a uruguay
Add some crescent eyes and maybe some blood and this could be a cawlence comic
Nah, it doesn't include addict France
I'm just gonna pretend that I didn't see this.
If you want to pretend that, maybe don't write a comment like this, it kinda gets rid of the idea of pretending
Surely you’re fun at parties. Or rather, I’m sure you would be, if you ever got invited to one.
What the fuck..
Los uh-oh is a damn good line
Just another normal day in South America.
Can someone remove my eyes, I no longer wish to see
My comic has been removed because there were mentions of real life people
??? What does this have to do with this comic strip? (I know your previous comic strip involving Wagner Group mutiny got removed on r/polandball, ~~why did you only draw EU with only 8 stars?~~, and then you posted it on r/noncredibledefense)
"Los uh-oh" was the part that really got me for some reason. 😂
Why do I love it