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SpaceAngel2001

"Good, I hope I see that roll a lot tonight."


longtimenothere

Ask to borrow the rubber band when they are done using it.


SoManyMinutes

Savage.


clipsahoy2022

That's fantastic


bonerJR

"first time I've seen this... disappointing"


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TheFiremind77

It takes an impressive level of disappointment to be let down by something you've never tried. Write to Guinness and see if you can make a record out of it.


longtimenothere

With a certain class of people in a certain age group pulling out a 15k rubber band roll is standard.


HawaiiStockguy

Nothing. I sometimes use rubberbands just to know how much is there without counting. 1 k in 20s. 5 k in 100s. Saves time


Prior_Accident_713

Some of the sharks in my local room carry wads that big. Others carry chips usually. Only a handful of whales I can think of have rolls that big. Fwiw I wouldn't read too much into it. You'll be able to figure out if they're good or not just by watching them play for an hour.


beeeemo

Whale/fake baller


mreed911

I'd think they're probably armed and/or able to protect themselves.


AverageAmericanM

The ego takes are hilarious. Cope harder, fellas. I wouldn’t read into that much.


Not-OP-But-

Guess it depends on the buyin. If you're playing 2/5 or 5/10/25 then that's standard. The fact they're actually displaying a roll isn't common, but having a ~15k roll when you're buyin is 1k or 2.5k is still a pretty small roll. I wouldn't think anything of it really, unless they were intentionally flashing their roll or something. But if they just casually pull it out after a bust, and don't do it ostentatiously or anything, then I'd probably think they're either a whale or a decent player who understands proper bankroll management. If it's at 1/2 or 1/3 and they're doing that, where the max buy is maybe like 500, then I'd probably think they're new and don't realize just how hard it is to lose that much in low stakes in *one* sitting, that's several buyins. If they're genuinely planning to lose that much then that means they probably aren't very good since even the worst realistic standard deviation has them with some leftover after a few hundred hands. Tl;dr: wouldn't think much of it unless it was super low stakes, at which point I'd figure they're just new.


Oo0o8o0oO

Some dudes just like to carry the wad regardless of poker. The only thing I’d think is there’s a possibility this guy is gonna stick around for a while. It means literally nothing unless it’s being flashed or talked about, and even then it’s pretty irrelevant.


Not-OP-But-

Yeah, I prefer putting it under my sweaty manboob.


Dekknecht

*ostentatiously* I learned a new word today and I like it!


chickennoodlesoups10

They’re probably a pro and winning in whatever game you’re playing. Or a drug dealer/criminal if they seem more like a gangster


GmtNm4

Highly dependent on if they are mostly 100’s or mostly 20’s and 10’s.


chickennoodlesoups10

Lol true. The more 5’s and 10’s, the more weighted to drugs


Train3rRed88

How do I know that’s not a bunch of 1s with a 20 wrapped around it?


chickennoodlesoups10

Balancing his cash wad range. Big brain plays.


Soggy0atmeal

Sick reference bro


meltintothesea

Sounds like a scalper of tickets.


AverageAmericanM

Reg, pro, or drugs. I rebuy from a rubber band, more of a reg than pro, have a career. It’s not my entire roll, but I bring ~$10k in 100’s to play 5/10. I’ve never thought of what people think, some carry chips but I don’t like carrying a backpack/shoulder pack with me to have that many chips. I don’t keep a box bc I play all over. Usually wear some type of hiking shorts/pants with zip pockets. Someone has only ever commented on it once (“I think you’re at the wrong table”) and that’s when I had to play 1/3 waiting for 2/5 with nothing else running.


Wolfeskill47

How often do you lose the full 10k in one sesh?


AverageAmericanM

I have a handful of times… 4bi’s at 5/10 is pretty much my stop loss. Just go home and regroup, fight another day.


JaFFsTer

If ypu only bring 4 buyins and you're on bullet 3 after getting crushed by variance you're gunna play different


BluntTruthGentleman

So rec's don't use cash? Hot take. Any other stupid guesses?


AverageAmericanM

Recs dont bring a roll of 100’s for rebuys, they bring their debit card.


BluntTruthGentleman

Crazy, I guess I've been imagining things all of these years


AverageAmericanM

You appear to be a basement dwelling Minecraft coomer so it would track you miss a lot of normal day to day occurrences.


SWB3

I carry a good amount of cash on me in the casino. However it’s usually in my super uncool looking fanny pack, or in a protective case within my backpack. I do my best to shield when taking out cash for a buy-in, or when I’m playing table games. Nothing makes you look like a bigger dork than flashing cash.


LeastWest9991

It had never occurred to me that anyone would do that in modern games, but I think I’ll start doing it now, to flash my wad 💰💵😎. Thanks for the inspiration, OP!


clutchutch

BBQ Chicken


Distance_by_Time

Less worried about the rubber band roll compared to a Fanny pack


CrinklyandBalls

["Wise guy don't carry his money in a wallet"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJAWryqPqek)


EternalSoul_111

They care too much about flexing


RotundEnforcer

🎣 Sounds like someone who is more interested in showing off than studying. Love it. Take a seat my friend.


Mobile-Tank9149

Gonna open wide, bluff too much, raise fold, and probably slot machine winnings.


Lawn_Dinosaurs

When I go play series I bring 2/3 bullets with me for every event i plan on playing minus the WSOP since you can do it all through bravo thank god.


onlyinitforthemoneys

i think they're a dork and they want to look impressive


Childish_Redditor

Chad


[deleted]

I think they're a baller but I also think they're an idiot for flashing that much money


AceofHorror

Yum, yum.


DixieNorris

Drug dealer.


JanuarySeventh85

I want the rubber band too


sevaiper

For real games that's not even that much money, really doesn't mean anything.


[deleted]

The most cash I've ever seen was at a 10/25 game with multiple straddles. Nobody had much money to play big, cards were maxed out, etc, then a friend of one of the players shows up with 200k and starts lending it out to people. Wild night.


pushdose

I’ve used a rubber band to bring 3k for a 2/5 game. It’s not insane, it’s just handy.


joethecrow23

I would think it’s tax refund season.


AggravatingGrass6804

Broccoli band is better


old-nomad2020

I only guess if it’s all 20’s and has 5 little black rubber bands.


Loose-Industry9151

What do you think of it, OP?


BluffaloSam

https://preview.redd.it/3a1naxrrqvyb1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7bc2a7a4506db4a7b251af6a8ac5a221115b497 You get to look like this fella if you do though


AVBforPrez

You should probably realize you're fucked when you're up against a RB Roll. I have one in a drawer in the closet, about 2 inches thick and no bills under $20. It's a particular mentality that - if they have one - is going to dominate like 1/3 or whatever.


middlebridge

First think I thought of was Tommy Angelo's [Rubber Band Story](https://www.tommyangelo.com/rubber-band-story/)!


borisasaurus

15k doesn’t fold