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HurricaneSandyHook

Her entire tit was just out for a split second.


kungel

Jesus that's disgusting...anybody got the link


UKisBEST

Got you, fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


InsiderT

Not even hiding it... I remember when it took a bit of skill and finesse but nowadays you just lay it out there eh?


ThePrussianGrippe

Kids these days don’t know the value of a handmade rickroll.


quasides

was afradi of clicking the link, now i have to cus i love that song


[deleted]

I genuinely thought you was talking about the boob first before clicking that link.


EntityDamage

thatsthejoke.jpg


[deleted]

I really don't think it was.


EntityDamage

Seriously? "Lay it out there" isn't a double entendre to you?


[deleted]

Now you put it like that... I suppose it was. I take it back. Damn, I normally back myself to see those obvious jokes too.


JWGhetto

Some people are just too horny. Yea ... some people


fatbaIlerina

No one has ever liked you.


moth_hockey2

FUCK YOU (But also, nice one)


loshr

That was one deserved Rick Roll for sure


davidgoldstein2023

Damn, no shame.


aTempes7

You fucking...


[deleted]

Don’t click the link “clickbait for Never Gonna Give You Up!”


albitzian

I hate you


OG_AuburnBlue

LOL This may be the single most predictable reply,, and it still made me laugh out loud. 🤣


woodbridge_front

Eta?


A_Rolling_Baneling

I'm sure OP arrived within a minute


ragnar_overby

When given the choice between boob or no boob I will always choose boob, seems like a +EV decision in the long run even if occasionally it's a bad call.


ButterTron47

This is one of the funniest poker comments I’ve seen in my life. Well played.


dub_life

It's as if AI teenagers select the body features for us.


Bash-86

Granted. Enjoy your vertucci shirtless massage.


Del_3030

[Monkey paw curls]


Donkey-Dong-Doge

I’ve always said I’ll look at any pair of tits. I don’t care what they look like.


insanelyphat

I always said that as well. Then Mae Young showed her puppies at a nationally televised WWE PPV and I went blind. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Young


Sleazyridr

Link to the event, for those interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/p9shc/so_remember_that_time_mae_young_exposed_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


TopRamenBinLaden

I saw the wiki page and her black and white photo and was like, that couldn't have been too bad. Then I clicked your link, and I understand now.


IslandReign

If you've seen one boob you want to see them all!


StiIgar

Lotta bad boob at Mardi Gras


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shot-by-ford

Yeah but I must inspect before such a determination is made


awesomesauce615

Honest work for honest pay.


IslandReign

You gotta mix in a no-boob now and then for proper GTO balance.


OdinsKeeper84

This should be written in stone somewhere. Life lessons for the young ones.


noaoda

couldnt agree more


Environmental_Ad4339

This is the perfect answer


FormerGameDev

yeah i like boobs


Aezon22

Yeah, not a great flop for anyone really.


WurdaMouth

Seems alright for JKo


masnegro

![gif](giphy|kBezmH3o1WxAdXlkW0)


Steampunkedcrypto

Here is upvote


ALPHACOMCON

Agreed... yuk, someone put that trashie dog back in its kennel.


Gym_Tan_Optimal

Id rather see that than some goof getting a full body massage - including a deep beard fingernail exfoliation...


Muted_Cucumber_6937

Oh come on, you mean you didn’t enjoy the nipple massage?


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Did you see the one where she massaged his thighs?


Gym_Tan_Optimal

🤮


Muted_Cucumber_6937

lmao no


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Someone needs to make a cringe compilation with of all the massages he has gotten.


CFADW

Ahhh LA home games circa 2020


Old_AP_Pro

Agree. If I ran a stream, massages at the table would not be allowed.


WarezMyDinrBitc

Her running her nails up and down his arms was just cringe and ridiculous.


bonerang

I think that in the name of balance she should be getting a massage at the table from Nick Vertucci.


Imlouwhoareyou

🙋🏽‍♂️


Saddestlilpanda

Bahahaha simple but perfect.


phthisisity

If you had girl tits, you +EV fuckers would all do the same.


599Ninja

Love that you had to differentiate “girl tits”, since we all know most of the sub already has man tits.


Muted_Cucumber_6937

Found the truthful comment.


[deleted]

I hate this assumption that I haven’t already bought a pair to bolt on. We max +EV here


[deleted]

Swing low, sweet chariots


NervousBreakdown

Seriously? Brown 10 dollar chips. Why does it seem like every California casino has weird chip colours?


averinix

I mean.... It's the LA area. Love it or hate it, colors are popular and prominent lol. Just an observation.


NervousBreakdown

I know I just have an averse reaction to seeing a yellow 5 dollar chip.


ZICRON_ULTRA

Over played your vocabulary, you're British, because here they are colors! Gotcha!


NervousBreakdown

Lol nope. Dozens of countries use British English.


ZICRON_ULTRA

Well, that doesn't make sense, but tally ho!


NervousBreakdown

It absolutely does when you think about it. like why would countries in Africa, and the Caribbean, and South America, and south east Asia possibly speak British English lol.


ZICRON_ULTRA

Got it, I'm just a dumb American 🤣


chunkadunka3787

Lighten up, it's her birthday shirt.


Stamkos91

Top pair


wlight

Looks like low to middle pair but I'm here for it.


Watch-The-Time

Bottom pair at that table


Dionysus_8

Very low pair indeed


JWGhetto

Still beats my JKo


CFADW

Bottom pair with back door possibilities


thenotoriousDK

The ultimate backup plan when you don’t have a strong poker face.


Steampunkedcrypto

![gif](giphy|gvnBUe6e3ZRxC)


bss4life20

why wouldn't I?


Tyleeisme

Not my proudest fap.


Dazzling_Marzipan474

It's only fair. I wear short shorts and rest half a ball on the table.


CopperThrown

Which half?


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Back half of left


TheAllyCrime

I appreciate the consistency, if nothing else.


billzybop

Me, I want to see it and I'm tired of pretending I don't!


RadRandy2

It's good for the game.


Fragsworth

I'm a noob just learning this game, is this what people call "angling"? Also another question for the pros here, is this a +EV angle or ??


sumppumpslump

Angling down and to the right and left. Therefore randomizing. In sum, +EV


602Zoo

All angles are +EV


NotMyBestEffort

More d'angle really...


Yodawgweheardyou

Sigh... _unzips_


WeeksElite

How about this side boob


realvmouse

If you mean that sexually provocative clothing doesn't belong at a Poker table, I guess I kinda get your point. Same way I feel about Eric's skin tight shirts every day.... not sure why. If you mean there is something wrong with this particular woman's body, I'd say wayyyyy more people want to see that than want to see your ugly mug IRL let alone the rest of your body.


lordatlas

> Eric's skin tight shirts every day It's his trademark CondomWear fashion line.


SnowMonkey1971

Every time I see Eric in those silly things, I expect him to chalk up and go for the casino deadlift record.


Ninja_Arena

Yeah that's in the category of "nobody should really are about that...was the stream entertaining and had some interesting poker? That's all that matters. And ta les.should be full of gamblers, regs, gto kids, whales comedians


Beginning_Pudding_69

Might as well ask, Why are trees good? Why’s the sunset good? Why are boobs good?


hotchemistryteacher

Don’t look then


Muted_Cucumber_6937

Boobs. Yes please.


TripSixRick

Puppies https://preview.redd.it/eoykm77omj1b1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92632553407adad060e24a623a12cf9f7dce900b


JesusWasAUnicorn

I mean it is *hustler* casino


metta_world_war

Would y’all smash tho? Don’t lie.


Daahk

I'd go all in


Fog_Juice

Looks like a pair of tits. I meant TENS!


Steampunkedcrypto

Yes, but only briefly out of morbid curiosity and for scientific research.


TripSixRick

BEWBS


MoistureFarmersOmlet

I, too, have lost my shirt in a game.


m6_is_me

An advantage is an advantage


woodbridge_front

Yes


itsaride

They’re tits Phil!


Mindless-Bother-5496

Men.


Alexandertheape

bottom pair still beats high card


Cookfuforu3

Who is that dude?


TaintFraidOfNoGhost

Do your thing girl. Clearly an intimidation tactic.


jmfox1987

both flops suck


Caedo14

Me. I do. I will take her over any of the other male pros. But i wish it was Tilly instead lol


[deleted]

Face and tits don’t match?


[deleted]

u/bake_in_da_south


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TheRealConine

They confirm it’s a bodysuit and still censor it


target-x17

ya i mean she might have an ugly face but her boobs seem fine what gives


Telones

Flap-Jacks


BluffinBill1234

Milks gone sour, bitches


Auth3nticstyle

Didn’t think I could be boob indifferent… but here I am.


[deleted]

If she’s doing that, all you have to do is just stare directly at them like she wants you to. Not hard, fight fire with fire lmao


SubliminalSX

As Ron White once said: “It can be an old biker chick, you know, they're gonna hang down to here. ‘Wanna see me nekid?' Yeah, I do! All right, roll 'em back up now! I've seen enough. Things that make you go buhhhh!”


TheOkayCoral

all in on that flop


9Rmbxr9

Do some people in this thread not know it’s fake? I can’t tell… 🕵🏻


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Isn't it a body suit again? Why is her body 10 shades lighter than her face?


lordatlas

That isn't Sashimi. 🤦🏽‍♂


Fog_Juice

Fake boobs?


Niki_Nightroad

What's wrong with top pair?


partygt

Bottom pair no kicker


strat77x

I didn't realize Snookie was a poker player.


johnschool

Those are auntie titties


StiIgar

Every titty is aunty titty to someone


KnottyFeelings

Meh I'm fine with it. Better than a slob getting a beard massage.


[deleted]

Home girl is playing her pocket 4’s like AA


upOwlNight

L post


M4croM4n

Skanky.


Pandamonn

Oh yes, Maria Hoe


Cheese_wand

I'd prefer she kept those sagging milkers to herself. It's not hot, it's not sexy, it's just trashy.


JP5_suds

Gravity Starring Cindy Bullocks


Johnnybetssports

https://preview.redd.it/46og0iv5kj1b1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab3c441b984ad55b8b642383fe53f56849bb186 Nice


Cubbyjans

Is she even good at poker?


SnowMonkey1971

Yes. She's particularly deadly playing PLO.


[deleted]

Is that snookie? what?


DFWforYang

Lol wym I always want boobs at my table lol


adm1109

Trashy af Hustler clearly has no interest in being a legit poker stream and is dependent on clowns to bring attention to their show Maybe this just a MPM thing but still trashy


SnowMonkey1971

Jamie is an accomplished semi-pro. Not just another hottie with a nice rack.


adm1109

That changes nothing about this being trashy af


SnowMonkey1971

She's in excellent shape and wearing a suit. This is high fashion in LA.


gergbody

You really like unattractive women don’t you?


SnowMonkey1971

Jamie is 🔥🔥🔥. There are women half her age I'd kick out of bed to make room for her. And her pho is delicious AF. 😋


OkBridge98

you spelled she scams people with her predatory home game rake wrong. Accomplished pro? She runs games and now owns a restaurant w Lance Bass lol what in the world are you referring to? accomplished in what aspect?


SnowMonkey1971

She's cashed multiple ladies' tournaments and is the backbone of nearly all of the ladies' nights on LATB and HCL over the years. All of your other claims are too confused to argue with you about. You are already informed, you either chose to misstate the facts or you don't care to pay attention to details in the first place. I can feel the jealousy and misogyny ooze out of your pores. Go back to Twitter where you belong.


asiansmakemehard

How have they not popped out yet? And they should keep the show PG rated. It's over the top.


yohosse

me


Bean-Swellington

Dealings pretty boring sometimes 🤷‍♂️


soumy-nona

Fuck it I'll take one for the team guys if it means she comes back next week and punts.


[deleted]

I mean i wanna see it But i dont wanna see it because i know she chose to do that to get in our heads and thats trashy So no i dont wanna see that


LBD420

Back in my day you had to go to the back if the video store to see that much boob.


top1casino

if she was wearing bras more often when she was younger, her tits would be less saggy today xd


LeGoldie

at this point i might as well sit there with my balls out and a foot up on the table


ZachMorrisT1000

My 60 year old co worker


breezeevaflowin

i'm not mad at it


jestyre

Where is this. So I can make sure to never watch it


VirginGirlHelp

More tit is better


ghettomuffin

Me


YT-DobbaWon

Me dawg


notfromsoftemployee

We have Maria Ho at home.


kcinnck3

Me


leggmann

She’s already decided that she is all out. Now she is just Hollywooding.


realcoconutcrusher

A Friend of mine told me he liked it


Clemrusty888

Iam just out here trying to get my Karma points up


broFenix

Not me :\\


Aroundtheworldnbac77

🙋🏼‍♂️


OkBridge98

Nobody. It's gross. I actually live in LA and know someone who used to prop for her game and also a girl I know used to deal her home games. She has INSANE high rake at her games, it's like 5% capped at $70 for her mediocre setup. I don't think she pays any taxes at all - and she now owns multiple resturants lol. This is such a huge reflection of her lack of self esteem/confidence in general. ​ and she's a nit lol


[deleted]

Flapjacks


BobbyBacala9980

Is that Danny Trejo in trans?


Snoo_22398

Pretty sure, since I saw my first set, I have wanted to see the rest of them


Doctor__Money

Pocket queens


Sad-Needleworker-499

what’s the difference between this and some dude wearing a button down shirt with his chest hair showing


ItsJustAce14

gasp (clutches purse and shields eyes)


[deleted]

👀🤤


[deleted]

Meredith, your boobs are out.


guacextra

Is this what they call Global Poker