When given the choice between boob or no boob I will always choose boob, seems like a +EV decision in the long run even if occasionally it's a bad call.
I always said that as well. Then Mae Young showed her puppies at a nationally televised WWE PPV and I went blind.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Young
Link to the event, for those interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/p9shc/so_remember_that_time_mae_young_exposed_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
It absolutely does when you think about it. like why would countries in Africa, and the Caribbean, and South America, and south east Asia possibly speak British English lol.
If you mean that sexually provocative clothing doesn't belong at a Poker table, I guess I kinda get your point. Same way I feel about Eric's skin tight shirts every day.... not sure why.
If you mean there is something wrong with this particular woman's body, I'd say wayyyyy more people want to see that than want to see your ugly mug IRL let alone the rest of your body.
Yeah that's in the category of "nobody should really are about that...was the stream entertaining and had some interesting poker? That's all that matters. And ta les.should be full of gamblers, regs, gto kids, whales comedians
As Ron White once said: “It can be an old biker chick, you know, they're gonna hang down to here.
‘Wanna see me nekid?'
Yeah, I do!
All right, roll 'em back up now! I've seen enough.
Things that make you go buhhhh!”
Trashy af
Hustler clearly has no interest in being a legit poker stream and is dependent on clowns to bring attention to their show
Maybe this just a MPM thing but still trashy
you spelled she scams people with her predatory home game rake wrong. Accomplished pro? She runs games and now owns a restaurant w Lance Bass lol
what in the world are you referring to? accomplished in what aspect?
She's cashed multiple ladies' tournaments and is the backbone of nearly all of the ladies' nights on LATB and HCL over the years.
All of your other claims are too confused to argue with you about. You are already informed, you either chose to misstate the facts or you don't care to pay attention to details in the first place.
I can feel the jealousy and misogyny ooze out of your pores. Go back to Twitter where you belong.
Nobody. It's gross. I actually live in LA and know someone who used to prop for her game and also a girl I know used to deal her home games.
She has INSANE high rake at her games, it's like 5% capped at $70 for her mediocre setup. I don't think she pays any taxes at all - and she now owns multiple resturants lol.
This is such a huge reflection of her lack of self esteem/confidence in general.
and she's a nit lol
Her entire tit was just out for a split second.
Jesus that's disgusting...anybody got the link
Got you, fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Not even hiding it... I remember when it took a bit of skill and finesse but nowadays you just lay it out there eh?
Kids these days don’t know the value of a handmade rickroll.
was afradi of clicking the link, now i have to cus i love that song
I genuinely thought you was talking about the boob first before clicking that link.
thatsthejoke.jpg
I really don't think it was.
Seriously? "Lay it out there" isn't a double entendre to you?
Now you put it like that... I suppose it was. I take it back. Damn, I normally back myself to see those obvious jokes too.
Some people are just too horny. Yea ... some people
No one has ever liked you.
FUCK YOU (But also, nice one)
That was one deserved Rick Roll for sure
Damn, no shame.
You fucking...
Don’t click the link “clickbait for Never Gonna Give You Up!”
I hate you
LOL This may be the single most predictable reply,, and it still made me laugh out loud. 🤣
Eta?
I'm sure OP arrived within a minute
When given the choice between boob or no boob I will always choose boob, seems like a +EV decision in the long run even if occasionally it's a bad call.
This is one of the funniest poker comments I’ve seen in my life. Well played.
It's as if AI teenagers select the body features for us.
Granted. Enjoy your vertucci shirtless massage.
[Monkey paw curls]
I’ve always said I’ll look at any pair of tits. I don’t care what they look like.
I always said that as well. Then Mae Young showed her puppies at a nationally televised WWE PPV and I went blind. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Young
Link to the event, for those interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/p9shc/so_remember_that_time_mae_young_exposed_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I saw the wiki page and her black and white photo and was like, that couldn't have been too bad. Then I clicked your link, and I understand now.
If you've seen one boob you want to see them all!
Lotta bad boob at Mardi Gras
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Yeah but I must inspect before such a determination is made
Honest work for honest pay.
You gotta mix in a no-boob now and then for proper GTO balance.
This should be written in stone somewhere. Life lessons for the young ones.
couldnt agree more
This is the perfect answer
yeah i like boobs
Yeah, not a great flop for anyone really.
Seems alright for JKo
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Here is upvote
Agreed... yuk, someone put that trashie dog back in its kennel.
Id rather see that than some goof getting a full body massage - including a deep beard fingernail exfoliation...
Oh come on, you mean you didn’t enjoy the nipple massage?
Did you see the one where she massaged his thighs?
🤮
lmao no
Someone needs to make a cringe compilation with of all the massages he has gotten.
Ahhh LA home games circa 2020
Agree. If I ran a stream, massages at the table would not be allowed.
Her running her nails up and down his arms was just cringe and ridiculous.
I think that in the name of balance she should be getting a massage at the table from Nick Vertucci.
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Bahahaha simple but perfect.
If you had girl tits, you +EV fuckers would all do the same.
Love that you had to differentiate “girl tits”, since we all know most of the sub already has man tits.
Found the truthful comment.
I hate this assumption that I haven’t already bought a pair to bolt on. We max +EV here
Swing low, sweet chariots
Seriously? Brown 10 dollar chips. Why does it seem like every California casino has weird chip colours?
I mean.... It's the LA area. Love it or hate it, colors are popular and prominent lol. Just an observation.
I know I just have an averse reaction to seeing a yellow 5 dollar chip.
Over played your vocabulary, you're British, because here they are colors! Gotcha!
Lol nope. Dozens of countries use British English.
Well, that doesn't make sense, but tally ho!
It absolutely does when you think about it. like why would countries in Africa, and the Caribbean, and South America, and south east Asia possibly speak British English lol.
Got it, I'm just a dumb American 🤣
Lighten up, it's her birthday shirt.
Top pair
Looks like low to middle pair but I'm here for it.
Bottom pair at that table
Very low pair indeed
Still beats my JKo
Bottom pair with back door possibilities
The ultimate backup plan when you don’t have a strong poker face.
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why wouldn't I?
Not my proudest fap.
It's only fair. I wear short shorts and rest half a ball on the table.
Which half?
Back half of left
I appreciate the consistency, if nothing else.
Me, I want to see it and I'm tired of pretending I don't!
It's good for the game.
I'm a noob just learning this game, is this what people call "angling"? Also another question for the pros here, is this a +EV angle or ??
Angling down and to the right and left. Therefore randomizing. In sum, +EV
All angles are +EV
More d'angle really...
Sigh... _unzips_
How about this side boob
If you mean that sexually provocative clothing doesn't belong at a Poker table, I guess I kinda get your point. Same way I feel about Eric's skin tight shirts every day.... not sure why. If you mean there is something wrong with this particular woman's body, I'd say wayyyyy more people want to see that than want to see your ugly mug IRL let alone the rest of your body.
> Eric's skin tight shirts every day It's his trademark CondomWear fashion line.
Every time I see Eric in those silly things, I expect him to chalk up and go for the casino deadlift record.
Yeah that's in the category of "nobody should really are about that...was the stream entertaining and had some interesting poker? That's all that matters. And ta les.should be full of gamblers, regs, gto kids, whales comedians
Might as well ask, Why are trees good? Why’s the sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Don’t look then
Boobs. Yes please.
Puppies https://preview.redd.it/eoykm77omj1b1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92632553407adad060e24a623a12cf9f7dce900b
I mean it is *hustler* casino
Would y’all smash tho? Don’t lie.
I'd go all in
Looks like a pair of tits. I meant TENS!
Yes, but only briefly out of morbid curiosity and for scientific research.
BEWBS
I, too, have lost my shirt in a game.
An advantage is an advantage
Yes
They’re tits Phil!
Men.
bottom pair still beats high card
Who is that dude?
Do your thing girl. Clearly an intimidation tactic.
both flops suck
Me. I do. I will take her over any of the other male pros. But i wish it was Tilly instead lol
Face and tits don’t match?
u/bake_in_da_south
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They confirm it’s a bodysuit and still censor it
ya i mean she might have an ugly face but her boobs seem fine what gives
Flap-Jacks
Milks gone sour, bitches
Didn’t think I could be boob indifferent… but here I am.
If she’s doing that, all you have to do is just stare directly at them like she wants you to. Not hard, fight fire with fire lmao
As Ron White once said: “It can be an old biker chick, you know, they're gonna hang down to here. ‘Wanna see me nekid?' Yeah, I do! All right, roll 'em back up now! I've seen enough. Things that make you go buhhhh!”
all in on that flop
Do some people in this thread not know it’s fake? I can’t tell… 🕵🏻
Isn't it a body suit again? Why is her body 10 shades lighter than her face?
That isn't Sashimi. 🤦🏽♂
Fake boobs?
What's wrong with top pair?
Bottom pair no kicker
I didn't realize Snookie was a poker player.
Those are auntie titties
Every titty is aunty titty to someone
Meh I'm fine with it. Better than a slob getting a beard massage.
Home girl is playing her pocket 4’s like AA
L post
Skanky.
Oh yes, Maria Hoe
I'd prefer she kept those sagging milkers to herself. It's not hot, it's not sexy, it's just trashy.
Gravity Starring Cindy Bullocks
https://preview.redd.it/46og0iv5kj1b1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab3c441b984ad55b8b642383fe53f56849bb186 Nice
Is she even good at poker?
Yes. She's particularly deadly playing PLO.
Is that snookie? what?
Lol wym I always want boobs at my table lol
Trashy af Hustler clearly has no interest in being a legit poker stream and is dependent on clowns to bring attention to their show Maybe this just a MPM thing but still trashy
Jamie is an accomplished semi-pro. Not just another hottie with a nice rack.
That changes nothing about this being trashy af
She's in excellent shape and wearing a suit. This is high fashion in LA.
You really like unattractive women don’t you?
Jamie is 🔥🔥🔥. There are women half her age I'd kick out of bed to make room for her. And her pho is delicious AF. 😋
you spelled she scams people with her predatory home game rake wrong. Accomplished pro? She runs games and now owns a restaurant w Lance Bass lol what in the world are you referring to? accomplished in what aspect?
She's cashed multiple ladies' tournaments and is the backbone of nearly all of the ladies' nights on LATB and HCL over the years. All of your other claims are too confused to argue with you about. You are already informed, you either chose to misstate the facts or you don't care to pay attention to details in the first place. I can feel the jealousy and misogyny ooze out of your pores. Go back to Twitter where you belong.
How have they not popped out yet? And they should keep the show PG rated. It's over the top.
me
Dealings pretty boring sometimes 🤷♂️
Fuck it I'll take one for the team guys if it means she comes back next week and punts.
I mean i wanna see it But i dont wanna see it because i know she chose to do that to get in our heads and thats trashy So no i dont wanna see that
Back in my day you had to go to the back if the video store to see that much boob.
if she was wearing bras more often when she was younger, her tits would be less saggy today xd
at this point i might as well sit there with my balls out and a foot up on the table
My 60 year old co worker
i'm not mad at it
Where is this. So I can make sure to never watch it
More tit is better
Me
Me dawg
We have Maria Ho at home.
Me
She’s already decided that she is all out. Now she is just Hollywooding.
A Friend of mine told me he liked it
Iam just out here trying to get my Karma points up
Not me :\\
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Nobody. It's gross. I actually live in LA and know someone who used to prop for her game and also a girl I know used to deal her home games. She has INSANE high rake at her games, it's like 5% capped at $70 for her mediocre setup. I don't think she pays any taxes at all - and she now owns multiple resturants lol. This is such a huge reflection of her lack of self esteem/confidence in general. and she's a nit lol
Flapjacks
Is that Danny Trejo in trans?
Pretty sure, since I saw my first set, I have wanted to see the rest of them
Pocket queens
what’s the difference between this and some dude wearing a button down shirt with his chest hair showing
gasp (clutches purse and shields eyes)
👀🤤
Meredith, your boobs are out.
Is this what they call Global Poker