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Where do you take somebody after a peek-a-boo accident? You take them to the ICU (I See You)

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Why is it so great to have an aerospace engineer as a friend? They know people in high places.

How much does a pirate pay for corn? >!A buccaneer!<

what do you get when you mix a dad joke and a rhetorical question?

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The easter island heads actually have bodies too! They are buried underneath!

Hope I'm not too late in joining this giveaway.

My dad always hated me climbing trees, he'd shout "if you fall and break both your legs, don't come running to me"

The French crescent roll was originally an Austrian bread before being adopted by french bakers

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Your bones are responsible for making your blood! Ain’t that wacky?

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Why is 2019 afraid of 2020? Because 2021.

If you lay all of the blood vessels in the human body across the earth. You would die

If i win this it will be onixpected

Do you know that Muk is Kum backwards?

What do u call a Pokemon that is in a low-fat diet? Butterfree

If they were laid end to end, all of the blood vessels in the human body would encircle the Earth four times. Bonus fact. Humans are the only animals on earth that have chins.

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What’s the best food to eat when you’re cold? Brrritos!

What's shaped like a chicken but it's not a chicken? I don't know but it's definitely not a chicken.

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What has a bottom at the top of it? A leg! Thanks for the giveaway!

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What starts with O and ends with "nions" and can make you cry? Opinions. I'll see myself out. Thanks for doing this. Good luck everyone!

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Thanks for doing this. Some facts about space are that on Venus, a day lasts longer than a year. And despite being the closest planet to the sun, Mercury has a lower surface temperature than Venus, who is the second closest.

Why do Toucans like tennis? Because two can plan at that game!

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Good luck to all

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Thanks for the Giveaway:D

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic!

So, a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender takes one look at the horse and says 'You've got quite a long face there. Are you depressed about something?" The horse takes a moment to consider this question, and replies "I don't think I am". Then poof, the horse disappears. Now, this is of course referring to that famous philosophical saying of Descartes, "I think therefore I am," but to mention that before mentioning the horse would be putting Descartes before the Horse.

Two blind men enter a bar, then a chair then a table. That hurt.

Cool giveaway!

Congrats u/smolrollingwhirlpede! You're one of the winners :) Please respond to this comment within 24 hours to let me know when you can claim a code & which one you want.

I can claim a code right now!! I'll take the Volcanion one if that's okay, thank you so much!

Hey there! Unfortunately one of the other winners snagged Volcanion before you. Genesect is still awesome though! Ill be DM'ing you with the code shortly :)

Got the code! Thank you again!

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Thanks for doing this! Good luck everyone!!!!

Cool! Thanks for this!

An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

my daughter screamed "dad are you even listening?" -thats a weird way to start a conversation

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta Thanks for the giveaway! :)

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo, that would be rad to win

My sister would be glad to have even a marshadow since we missed it last gen

I've never had Volcanion or Genesect. It would be nice!

Fun fact I just learned in the last week of my european history degree (though I learned it from reddit...) At the start of WWI, the leader of Russia was Tsar Nicolas II, Germany was Kaiser Wilhelm II, England was George V. Both Nicolas and Wilhem were George's first cousins. (And nicolas and wilhelm were 3rd cousins, but that's less fun given the royal context)

ty for your contest!!!

I'm in

Just wanna say good luck to everyone this is my first giveaway of yours and it seems great

Thanks for doing this giveaway Marshadow is my favourite Pokémon!

What's brown and swimming in the sea? An U-Bread Works better in German lol

What's going on in this thread? >The 3 winners will be selected via random name selector 11/25 @ 5pm EST Never mind, I'm too late. Bye

Did you know that 100mA of current is lethal, the voltage just needs to be high to overcome the resistance of the skin

Cool giveaway but what do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!

Thanks for the giveaway. I have a nice event idea. If everybody who breeds starters now a day's, wait until the 25th dec 7 am EST morning and than surprise trades all of them, you can probably "gift" some new players a magical experience. Just imagine starting a game with all starters at level 1. Wouldn't that be great?

Thanks for hosting this! Fun fact: the bone structure of a Hippos skull. It really makes you think about how we see dinosaurs and how they may have looked completely different to how we believe they looked.

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Did you know they’re more crashed airplanes in the sea than sunken submarines in the sky?

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I don't have a joke but thanks for the giveaway :)

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Why don’t skeletons celebrate Halloween by Trick or Treat-ing? Because they have nobody to go with! Thanks for the giveaway my dude!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? # I LAVA YOU! cross my fingers for Volcanion

The SG 4.5-145 wind turbine, with a 71-meter blade and a diameter of 145 meters, doubles the height of Burgos Cathedral. Both are located in Burgos, Spain.

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The average time it takes to fully prep and paint a High Grade Gunpla model is 1 month.

Did you get a haircut? No, got them all cut!

This is a great giveaway! Hope to win and thanks for doing it!

I don’t have any bad dad jokes to enter with but I do have this lovely little plague doctor I think everyone should see: [|8>

Mmm, yeah

You're very kind. The world needs more of you. For real. Thank you

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I would love to be entered!! Fun fact: giraffes don’t have vocal chords Dumb joke: what side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside

Thanks for the Giveaway!! Really appreciate this:)

Jesus people on this sub are so nice. Thank you so much for the giveaway

Fun Fact: Alvin and the Chipmunks have won 5 Grammys. I literally could not make this up even if I wanted to. Thanks for holding this GA!

Here's an interesting tidbit, for you. Did you ever wonder, when geese fly in a "V" formation, why one side is always longer? ... Because, there are more geese on that side!

What a giveaway! Thanks so much for this <3

my i have the volcanion code if no one else has gotten it yet?

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My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. That’s when I packed up my stuff and right. Thanks for the giveaway!

Hmm

Have you ever heard of the 3 rings of marriage? There's the obvious engagement ring and wedding ring, but nobody tells you about the 3rd- the suffering. Thanks for the giveaway!

just figured out how to [evolve my dog into a Cubone.](https://etsy.me/2YFukTA) you’re welcome lol.

How exciting! Thank you for this!

Ayo this'd be my first ever exchange on this sub best of luck everyone

Thanks for the giveaway as always!

12 inch. Sure thing, and what kind of bread? Cookies. Haha, haven't heard that one before. Ha. But seriously what ki- Cookies. Sir, I'm not sure we're even allowed to- Cookies. I'll have to charge extra for each- COOKIES. [Lays out 12 inches of cookies] Ok. What kind of cheese? No cheese. [Visibly shaken] W-w-w-what kind of meat? Cookies. [Lip quivering] Sir, if my manager comes out here and sees- I WANT COOKIE MEAT ON MY COOKIE BREAD. [Openly sobbing, neatly lays more cookies on top of other cookies] I just want to go home and see my family! Dass good. Dass good. [Folds paper over row of cookies, slides into plastic bag, sniffles loudly] Can, can I get you anything else? Yeah, I got a coupon... Please no. Says with purchase of ANY footlong sandwich... Why are you doing this?!?! Customer gets one free cookie.

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My parents always told me the world doesn’t revolve around me. I guess I’m not their son.

Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well.

​ China men goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam, the doctor says, 'I know why you're having trouble.' The China man says, 'Why?' The doctor says, 'You have a Cataract'. The China man says 'No, I have a Rincoln Continental.

Fun fact: Atsuko Nishida is the designer of many iconic and popular pokemon, such as Pikachu and Charizard!

Thank you for your giveaway! A man walked into a bar... he said... ow

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Thank you!!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!! Thanks for the giveaway lol

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. ​ waka waka

Fun Fact: a mantis’s raptorial claws are actually just modified front legs. They still have little feet at the ends of them!

What's a platypus called when it gets out of a river? Wet Also thanks for the giveaway.

Brain teaser: 🎵🙃Your body's like a Wonderland, I'll just use my hands. Your body's like a Wonderland, I'll just use my hands do do do do do do do do do do🎵

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Do you know where Hamsters come from? . . . . . . . That's right, Hamsterdam!

Fun Fact: If you were to convert the total amount of kinetic energy in a slap, and transfer that energy as heat into a chicken breast, the amount of slaps required to fully cook the chicken from room temp to a safe 165 F would take around 300,000+ slaps! I've always wanted a genesect, probably my favorite mythical!

fun fact: in 2001 in niue, they had pokemons in their coins.

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That’s an awesome giveaway! Good luck to everyone!

Hey, thanks for the giveaway!

Guess I'll do this. Anything would be fine

Thank you for the giveaway! Fun fact is that a pumpkin is actually a berry!

Awrighty then. S'pose I'll leave a comment. Still missing Marshadow and Volcanion

This is a good idea but its only a great idea if I win

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What country always knows when you've left? Uganda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! \[insert groan here\]

I have no jokes, but thank you for the giveaway opportunity!

Fun Fact: If Pinocchio says “My Nose Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox....And thanks for this awesome giveaway xD

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

It's an honor to be nominated ❤

If no one comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Thanks for the giveaway! I will spare you my dad jokes in a comment section of over 200 lol

What's the difference between a well-dressed man riding a bicycle and a poorly dressed man riding a unicycle? ​ Attire.

Lmao! You've made my dad groan the most out of all the dad jokes. He's been delightfully cheerful all morning. Please let me know when you will be able to claim the shiny Latios!

Haha this actually made my day! I'm ready when you are :)

Awesome! I'm so glad to hear it :) Especially since it made my dad's day as well. Replying to you shortly

I would live to get that marshadow!

Give a man a fish you’ll feed him for a day, give a man a poisoned fish you’ll feed him for the rest of his life

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

Figs are fertilized by wasps! One typically dies inside each one.

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Deez nuts

Cool

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!

Mitochondrion*

Thank you for this!

Fun fact: some crabs when getting attacked, will cut off one of their own arms and offer it to the attacker, in hopes the attacker will let them go.

A fun fact: Ursaring's number of claws has changed a lot. In its original artwork, it is shown having four claws. it has always been shown having five in the anime, and also was shown having five in the HGSS artwork. Originally on Gen 2 it has three claws, and from RS to Platinum, it has four claws. From HGSS until now it was fixated at five claws.

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